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meh kittehs is phiers tooooo!
NOOOOOOOO GO TO VET!
LUV MY HARBILLS!!
u nawt luv ur harbls when u beez followd rownd bai bunchez o lolkitteh bebbes!
but lolkitteh bebehs are teh cute!!!
but dere be too miny teenee lolbebehs! soes needs to take all kittehs to vets!
Da floor is lava! Don’t put meh down!
Oh noes!! Not laba floor!
I is black panter babee. I’ll tear joo to shredz gibben teh chance. U bedda schleep wif one eei open misser.
All dis “Fights teh power!” mak me hungri furr cheezburger
why kitty has problems with joos? OY !!! if it isn’t one thing…
I iz fearcely fashunable arm akcessry
LBeeze – lef u msg on bukkit kitteh
Bath!!??
NOES!
Pikture takun heer
Just befour dis kat deploid
awl fiav pointi endz
Hep.
Sabe me manatee cat, sabe me!
Manatee cat seyz “I iz beechd. Sabe urselfz.”
manatee cat sez ‘burp’
Defend me, lawyer cat, defend me!
Lawyer cat sez “I can has retainers?”
No, you left dem on UR lunch tray and dey gotz throweded away.
Snagglepuss seyz, “I hate wen dat habbens.”
I dont beleev any cat wood want retainurz. Yu evur try retaning a cat???
Tru… Kitteh not be retained if kitteh not WANT to be retained….. kitteh go where an’ when kitteh WANTS… eben if has to tek ur skin along foar da ride.
( ahem )
I need a legal professional !!!
Every year, countless cats are picked up and loved on without permission, causing needless inconveniance and distraction. If you are one of these unfortunate creatures, give us a call. We can help!
Ginger, Tabby, and Tux
Attorneys at Law
Helpz! I am bein snorgled!!! NO MORE!!!
i am a legal professional, and i taught an aerobics class once, and i can tell you that you should never pick up cute kittehs and snorgle them because you could squeeze them too tight and hurt them, and i would’ve done this 15 years ago, but NOW I KNOW BETTER!!!!!!!!
“DON’T DO THIS.
Please don’t do this.”
ahhhh, the trollyness. ^_^
gawd, I forgot about the aerobics class ;o) I need to go back and review that thread
btw gothkitteh – there’s a thread back at ‘halp’ you might enjoy, on life in CA…
I think I missed something good – anyone care to fill me in on the details? Thread name or topic?
something like “which pedal makes us not go to the vet?” with a cat in a car…
djyano, i dint rly reed throu all o thos. jus teh ones whar she was yellin at me. cause all she was doin was repeetin herself, but louder…
Dat’s a win fur whiskers tere. “Cause all she was doin was repeetin herself, but louder…”
*giggles*
eek! mouse!
My fearseness, let me show u it.
even tyra banks sez ‘kitty, you are FIERCE !!!’
U wuz REEL FEARSE last nite when u seen ur shadoe an ranned up to me cryin.
MAMAMAMA! Skweeewy blak kitteh comin afturr me!
(guess we should bild up kitteh’s cawnfidinse)
OH yes kitteh u soo FEARSE. I’z so skerrded.
*wink wink*
Liddil Kitteh didz
nawt chuuze dis Hewmin! Can has
an introduckkshun?
Sillee Hewnin borked
Furst Feelyne Law. Duz nawt knoez
Kitteh chuuzez U!
Hewmin juss pikkd me
up! Eckpectz me 2 Bz awll
kuddlee an jentill?
Hewmin owez Liddil
Kitteh Beeg Tyme! Willz rekwyrez
much proppurr trayneeng
Jack.
“Sillee Hewnin borked
Furst Feelyne Law. Duz nawt knoez
Kitteh chuuzez U!”
True true words.
I reddy 2 launch mai sekret weapon – Mai Awesome Kewtness! One look an ur hed will explode from mai kewt! Bewear!!!!!!!!!
Dun luk at me lyke dat! I IZ fearse! I IZ a tuffie! I’ll hurts yous, and I’ll hurts you gud! Rly!
…No? Nawt buying it? *sigh* I noes. I’ll bee gud naow.
U shud sees t3h odder gui.
hey, puts meh daon! UR NAWT MAH MOMMEH!!!!
NOT teh mamma!
(NEbuddy bemember Dinosaurs?)
Gotta luv me!
yep…mah dad havd a tshirt dat sed NOT TEH MAMMA wif teh babee dynasor en dat pan he hitted teh dad dynasor wif. mah dad wared dat tshirt til it fald apart.
Im teh babee – gotta lub me!!
Again! Agensz!
Got ta luv meh!
Letz me down I can takes dat Pitbool, LEMME ATTIM’!!11!
My neighbor has the biggest damn bulldog I’ve ever seen. It stands about 3 feet high at the shoulder. One night it went after my shih tzu, and my cat was exactly like this! “Lemme down, I’m gonna rip him a new one!” My shih tzu escaped without injury, but I was shredded, trying to keep my cat from a kamikaze attack. Then kitteh beat up the pup for causing trouble. Gotta love ‘em.
My kitteh likes to beat up the doggies too, as long as there is a fence between them. She gits very proud and struts around after poor dog gits the nose scratches.
Eye had a kitteh woo uzed 2 go ober 2 teh fenss and silentlee mouthe meows so the naybor’s gog wud bark & himz humins wud yell at he. Tey cudnawt c teh kitteh in teh bushez!
My sisturz naybor has a kitteh that goes an sitz on her frunt porch rayling & sneerz at teh goggees in teh howse. I fink he iz hopin teh goggies will have applplektik fitz from all teh barkin an drop ded.
Wows, I’s never gots Tshirt just for showing up at skool.
OMGz11!! Der dis BAR on dah streete wit doas shirts.. lykes da peeps ware dem and itz lyke a skool shurt sai perfeck attendense and itz a drinkie place.. peeps laff wen dah old mangs have dem on lyke wen u wuz in skool dey had deeze??
Nooo wey
I’s did nawt byt de puppeh an steale him toye!
Lemme gooooo!
that bracelet iz hiiiiddddeeeeoooos! i shal biat it!!!
OH NOES!!!
Retrweat! Fall bak!!! They haz snorgles!!!! Sabe yurselves!!!!!
…
k, alone nao. U don’t need to share. I’s sure they didn’t want any. really.
“No snorgles without the express signed consent of the snorglee.”
Lawyer Cat, Esq.
Antioch rule.
You went to Antioch! That IS Antioch rule! Has to sez it to everybodys youze plannin on bein wit!
Halp!
Mumm save me!
Folsum St Fair? DO NOT WANT! It burns mah eyez…
dat iz not neerly enuf lethur for FSF. Himz gonna git laffed all teh way back tu LA. Iz not lethurber, is just hipster. No wunder kitteh wants tu git away.
he’s naked enough tho, but too pretty to be naked at folsum
( the cat )
Yeh, wai most peepls hoo git nekkid in publik NAWT teh wuns u want 2 look at?
WHUT? IZ DAT CHEEZBURGAH I SEE DOWN THER? PUT ME DOWN NAOOOOOO!!
oh noes!!
mah kitteh is lyke that
Ahhhhh! Manatee cat down der. U putz me down, she eats me! I gonna sink by daggers of deth inna youz t-shrt to sav myseff.
Tshirt is definitly dooooomed. No matter whut stoopy hyoomin duz next.
NO TIKULING! NO TIKULING! MAAAAAWWM!!
No, no, cheen rub! Can..not..res..sist..
NE 1 noes wai teh Votes page has mennie dooplicat en trees? Ex. Bah humbug on page 1 & page 2, all page 1 pics okurr on odder pages. Duzzn’t seem leik teh contact us links B werkin n e mor.
I can has borked links? No…. DO NOT WANT!
oh hai, i r just hanging owt wif mah bosom buddee…
Kitteh sez “MAN BEWBZ!!! **PLEH**”
I givz u 5 burgerz, butt I nawt can tranzlatez teh “BEWBZ.” splayn, plz. kthxbai.
(I am translating “kthxbai” as the equivalent of “thank you in advance for your kind consideration of my request. I remain yours truly, . . .”)
Bewbs = mammary appendages (i.e., boobies!)
Man Bewbs r nawt as cumfee as woman’s bewbz
we callz dem “moobs”. pleh!! we useta hadz dis IT konsultent werkin foar us, an himz moobs wer bigger den mah bewbs. *shudder* i wantid to gib himz a bra az a sekrit santa prezzint.
Bra foar moobs or manbewbs iz akshully a “bro”. Is truf dat sum guyz mite eben wear DD cup. Ware IT guy gonna put poket protektor wif size DD moobs? It luk sillee if pen asplode wile aimed at his fase.
dwtl!! (dying wiv teh larfter)
“Yo dood, ur moobs keep snaggin on mai muvrbord. Please to put on diss bro afore pen shoots yu in teh fayss. an dood – awl ur moobs are belawng to us! ktxbai.”
an naow, a bit uv LOLSPEARE!
Tinee kitteh’s rash fierce blayze of riot cannawt last,
4 violent fyrez soon burn out demselves;
Smawl showerz last long, but suddin storms r short.
^_^
*applaws*
so apt! soon kitteh be ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
HALP! Hooman wants mah pipes!
Saifftee Kitteh sez – ALLWYS don prutektiv snorgling geer b4 atemting frst snorgl ov t3h dae!!!! Consukwenzes culd b dire!
kitty likz bubiez