Manatee Cat
…iz beech’d.
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poor kitteh came to beach to look for bucket?
Day 272: having heard rumors that my bucket has been sighted on ICHC, I have disguised myself as a lolcat and come looking for it. will I ever see my bucket again?
Yur rite! Dis lolcat TOTALLY looks lyke da lolrus!
Lol, walrus cat nows? what in the wrld is cheezbugr cmin to
Alfrid Hitchkitteh sai,
“Quiet on set!
Now Janet Leighkitteh gets in showur.
And….. Akshun!”
Oh, you’ll get “action”, all right!
Iz Cat on a hot tin ruf.
I is Big Daddy
Iz directing Cat on a hot tin ruf.
I also is Burl Ives dubble for big daddy.
” … what’s that I smell? is it the odor of mendacity… or cheezburgers?”
FTW!!!!!
Alfrid Hitchkitteh’s favrit cheezburger cums from McGuffins
Eggselent! Ur knawlej ov arkayn tehatrical devizes iz aplyed heer with mush phuuni-nez. Applawz, applawz!
Egg mcguffins iz mah favrit. Helps move the plot along to lunch.
Alfrid Hitchkitteh sai: “tippi, pass me one of those birds”
I iz pozin for ur pickture, I am kute.
Oh, now, THIS one’s gonna be tough to get back in the water!!
Iz noo exorrcize foar teh bewwy. To maek flat n fit.
Duznt seem to b wurkin!!
Must go see Kittehmus Prime for assistance.
Ackshoollee, aid rily rudder stai heer, owt uf teh waterz. doan reelly laik watrz so much. no cheezburgrs thar, for instunce, an mah fur r not deezaind to b worn fur swimmn.
I can plz stay? kthxbai.
i can has clamburger
Mai leggz! Dey be shrinkin!
tot spot… yeah for TATER TOTZ! nom nom nom
Why i has funny eyebrows? who in charge of mekup?
Manatee kitteh shud watch out foar speedboatz.
Yah, doan wanna be liek Kristy MacColl
:(:(.
Wayt…
Iz I manatee cat
or sea cow cat?
or dugongkitteh?
Yay for dugongkitteh! WIN!!!1!!
cant be narkitteh or kittehrus, does not be hasing tusks and horns.
is channel catfish
Or maybee channel fatcish?
OMG! Dat kitteh has Groucho Marx eyebrows!!
Pleaze to bring cheezburger to poor beeched manateeee? With extra sea grass pleaze.
Kitteh manatee, yu r teh one for me….
I’ll taek u to teh bawl, Kitteh Manatee!!!
I hope ur not tu tawl
We myte hav trubbl dancin
AHAHA! Larry FTW!
dey call me flipper….
Nao I got dat old theem song stuk in mai hed.
They call me Flipper, Flipper
Faster than lightning
La-dah-dee-da-dah
da-da-da-dee-da-dah
(Well, parts of dat old song, ennywayz…)
tey call him flipper flipper
faster ten litening
noone you seeee
is smarter than heeeee
An we know flipper flipper
livs in a wurld full ob wunderrr
flying dere under
under te seeeeeea
evy one luvves ta king of te seeeee
ebber so kine
an jentel is heeeeeee
Triks he will dooooo
wen children are neeeeeer
an how tey laff wen he’se here
Tey call him flipper flipper
faster ten litening
noone you seeeee
is smarter ten heeeee
an we know flipper flipper
ilivs in a wruld full ob wonder
flyin tere under under teh seee
Oh! The Hugh Manatee!
OMG! Neat-o!
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por manitee kitteh! lks soo sad tuh b beechd!
ROFL, WIN!!!!!!
Brilliant! Juzt teh kynd ov thing I wish I can haz thot ov! (furst)
Or the Huge Manatee.
Had ta reed it twyse. Gud wun!
Helllooooow dahling…what’s doing?…well just look at my roots! they’re starting to show! Yes, sweetums, a touch up and a pedicure…Tell me dahling does this fur coat make me look fat?
Kitteh keeps tha chair from floatings
nao WER is mah ellyvated fud bowl filled wif teh nommy cheezburgers? I lieks dem cut into small peesiz, plz, an doan fergit teh pikuls or catsup. an wy duzzn’t mah cher has teh weels an accompnyin showfurr???
dis is one kitteh who doesnt miss many cheezburgers!!!!!
ai can be Subwayz nekst Jared?
But yoo gots no giant pantz,
to sho hao fat yoo yoosed 2 be…
may nawt hav pantz….but iz puffd aftr gettin into chare
Ey not fat… ey just Big Boned!
(Plez not to b makin funz,kthxbai)
Iz not fat … jus floofy
(I have a babbeh kitteh looks just like manatee cat, but has black tiger stripe tail too – her name is Olivia Lilywhyte Sweetiesweetgirl – she not fat…jus floofy too!)
BEEFCAKE!!!
Ahm gunna beeon telebizhun!
LOL!
I’s to beeg for Tot spot, gimme Santa chair, kthnx.
Inakitivv Kitteh
Uzez resistense trayneeng
Fude Boal far awayz
Kitteh exursizes
payshunss. Waytz for ryte payr uv
ankillz 2 attakk
Kitteh seez Shynee
Deevise unnur t3h Kowch. Klawz
flex an kurl slowlee
Jack.
Oh, Jack – yu make pikshurs in mah hed that are Orientul in their byooty.
sorry if anyone posted this before me…
gigantokitteh says “i hasz too many cheezburgers…. with extra burger…. and katsup…. and pikkles… cuz pikkles ar da shiznit”
manatee cat! i haz found u! gimme mah cheezburger back!
*throws up small cow*
eww dude u gotta cook it… and chew it… duuude thats gross…. what else is in there?
*throws up Jim Carey’s career*
that’s where that went… hmmmm….
No beeg losss…. kitteh kan haz berreeing it nao???
Luks lyk Oliver Hardy kitteh, cept hims moustash is awn hims hed.
Monorail cat’s seaside cousin.
Iz Channul-crossing Hovercat wating at terminul for pasenjurs.
Y halo thar, u can call me teh manatee!
Marlon Brando kitteh
iz direktorin’.
Kitteh has Groucho Marx eyebrows!
lolatee? manalol?
Manolotee? Blahnik?
Don be laffin. Dis my nomnom chair. I haffa eat up here or belly gez in da way an i no can reach nomnom dish. And I R not fat, I are big boned!
OMG its like the WALRUS!
dis luk lyk Hooville hair, or roarin 20’s hair wif dah center part
omg,love it <3
I iz trendy. Vogue magazeen sez thik eyebrowz iz in this seeson.
hoe lee fark. too much.
manikness overwellming.
funnee but murdr.
Aww he looks a bit liked our cat Snoopy which we had when I was a kid. He was not as fat as this one though
lmao! good god!
Alwayz makes me a little sad to c poar overwate kittehs. Not very nice ov his oomans.
Mee 2. Leedz 2 dyabeeteez, den dey getz 2 skinnee…
Fat Kitler
Earz waay back 2 hiz huuman
manatee kitteh iz naht am00zed.
holee Growcho Aibraowz!