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Cheezburger Network Blog
( burp )
… oh and by the way? you’re not going to the ball, either.
teh sly kitteh burpedd aftah 2 meny chzbrgs. . .taht face ar teh ‘mcfeel’ after u’s feeds heem, mebbe kitteh ar not can hasing any moar. . .mebbe kitteh needz moar self reflekshuns.
SucKar….
U beleeved me
didnt ya
At lest kitteh is onest. Pointz for dat.
troo dat
I maded you a lolcat but I submitted it.
I maeded u a poop on teh flore. Its foar yu.
Tank goodnezz kitteh leftd mai shuze alown!
I made you an ill fitting slipcover for your ugly chair
and then I shed on it
I maded you nuthin’… and you’ll like it.
Caddyshack FTW!
oh dats it kiddeh, i feedz u, i lovez u, n u lives in my haus rent free!! the least u could do is makes me a cookie!!! No moar cheesebrgrs for u!
hai, nao…no beein meen on teh kitteh, is jus folloin hiz natur. lotsa cheezburgers for kittehs everywar.
Remembers kitteh no werk, it’s in da contrakt.
nao, git owtta heer. i got napz to taek.
This is what I call a properly catly attitude.
Yup – kitteh’s bin woknz frum hims nappee & NOT HAPPYCAT!!
catitood.
snarky kitten iz snarkin’
“Ah warmzd yor chair. Well, it wuz yor chair. Now is mine!”
I maded holz in ur blankie
it not soff
so i skritchee
now it soff
c?
properly skritcheed blankies are required for all cats everywhere. Oh, and an evenly distributed layer of cat hair doesn’t hurt either.
how u getz urs kitteh hirs ebenlee distruptd?? Ai getz pwasez ub hi fir contint on kittehs faborit sweepee spotz – fut ob bed, nex to teh pilo, unnerz mai noes, n mai mowf ….
Well, _KITI_ thinks it’s evenly distributed. That’s the point. All those other places in your house NOT covered in cat hair– they’re not important.
What is your kitteh doin in your mowf?
hoo dares aproche mah trone??
*yawn* *strech* *meow* Go away
PURRRfect! Iz watz mai Ayla, Princess etc. sayz wens ai wakesez her.
Y fank u!!!!
Well, I emagin so, bein a Princess of da Uniburse an awl!
Wanna lik?
PSYCH!!!
I has a cheezburger
I has a cheezburger
and u doant has one.
Cuz ur fadder iz a nipahawlic
u caint affawd it
u caint affawd it
Eddee Murfurry fur da WEEN!
u gitz teh greezy homeburger! iz nawt bun-shaped, iz shaped laik a big ball, wif unyuns hangin owt!
EDDIE FTW!
I dint kno it wuz Edee Mrfurry – butt FUR DA WEEN ENYWAY!
it from Delirious. Eddie at his funniest.
I imagines a chorus line o kitteh’s tap dancin and singin “u cain’t afford it!”
LOL, I bot an eyce creem bar yestiday 4 mahseff and I wayvd it in frunt uv mai husbin an sang “I got sum eyce creeeem, I got sum eyce creeeem, u cannot have wun, cuz I’m a titewaaaad…” (He LOLd and snagged a byte.) (Uv teh eyce creem, nawt meh.)
yoo kum to mai howse awn teh dai ov mai dawterz wedding an yoo ask diss ov me? Wen hav yoo ever invyted me to eet wiv yoor famblee or shown me kindness? An nao yoo ask diss ov me? Damn ryte ai mayd yoo nuttin……and ai eeted it!
Dis ramindz meh:
I wuz at teh Beztbye wif my fren’… him wuz havins hims laptawp chekd owt. I wandrd ‘rownd den gottid bord den sat down nex to him at Geekz Kwad tabul. I satted thar foar maybie 5 minnits when anuddur geek kommed ovar.
“Are yu beingz halpd wif evryfing you azkd foar?” him azkd me.
“In dat I nawt had kweschinz, and I nawt git ansers, yeth.” I sed.
Him awl O.o??
So I sed: “I azkd foar nuffing. I has receevd dat in ABUNDINS.”
Him wuz awl O.O????
Geek dat wuz halpingz mah fren wuz lyk, RHPS FTW!!
–E
Elf – Ur storie iz verry phunnie – I see teh “him awl O.O???” Ha, Ha. But I nawt unnerstend teh “RHPS” at teh end. Plz to b tranzlatin.
RHPS=Rocky Horror Picture Show, I bleeve…
wel wat duz ftw meen? i havz nooz idee an teh pplsz alwaayz posting teh ftw an i like wtf? but they like no ftw.
For the Win – Wikipedia has a good list of internet slang.
Meny thanx. Maekz sense nao. (I believ)
I wuz glad u dint start ur reply wit “Dammit, Janet.” U woodent bleeve hau offen I heres dat!
Dammit, Janet, I wuld too bleeve it. So dere. *wink*
Plz to uze da hangerber in ma cheezburger, NAWT in meetlofe! ktxbai!
Brad my darling! Janet my slut!
Too manee yeers on teh RHPS cast haz maded me alwayz attomatikally tink “Dammit, Janet” or usually just “slut!” when sumwun introducez demselves as Janet.
perls b4 swyne, Elfi.
ai iz gessin dat BeztBye nawt ushallee havn ta deel wiv teh paradox ov nuttingness in abundance. bwaa haa – u haz a vry elfi senss ov humer!
Only fing ah maded u is offur u can’t refuse.
on orfinz owt ov yoor chillun!
Whut u meen, UR chayre?
hehe.
sumtiem kitrs forgit dey is jus litlfied, compayrd tu big hoomn geekmans (whu also trimd dey klaws erlyr dat day). mus be kat fing.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
wun of dese daze, Alice…
Domestic abuse kitteh r abusivatin’.
i allus figgerd Alis fr teh O NOES U DOANT tyep. Ralfie al tawk, cos if he wuznt, Alis’d taek teh rolings pin upsyd hims hed (an den runs of wif Nortn).
In soviet russia nuthing has YOU.. oh waite.. dat don’ soun meen… *sigh*.. back to your regulyr LOLcat programmin..
In Soviet Russia, NUTHIN maded YOU. Is troo and offishul filosofikal pozishun.
In soviet russia ur cat is too sexy for you! … you know … assumin ur rite sed fred…
I maded u a russian reversal comment. but ICHC eeted it.
btw, if ennybuddy wants chattings i are in Meebo room foar a littul wile now. kthxbai
Halp. I nawt knao haw tu go tu “Meebo room.” Iz sekretz? Or cn ennywun go? Hao, plz.
is heer
http://icanhascheezburger.com/chat-with-us/
some ov us is dere now! come chat!
i tried to post the address here, but the cheezserver eated my comment.
if you look up on the right under “Welcome to ICHC” there is a link that says. “We has a meebo room.” That will take you to the chat! Hope this helps!
on the right hand side of this page, there is an area that says “welcome to ichc” and down in that list of things is “we has a meebo room”. click on that and it’ll take you right to it. We’re planning a chat at 4:00 Eastern tomorrow for anyone who wants to come!!!
sorry diva. didn’t see your instructions in time!!
oops!!!
Thanz verry much! Uz r bothe most kynd. Ov corse, I dunt eben reeleh knoe whut iz this “Meebo room.” Nebber bin tu wun. (I SED I iz a stranjr in a stranj land!) But – if iz pozibel, I wud lyke to cum. Thanx agin.
Dammit Janet!! Ur very welkum!!
Dis MY chare. Yu can has enny uther chare.
Unless I desidez I likes they bettur. Then uther chares r mine tu.
Wy dont yu jus sit on teh floor? Therz lots of rume their.
So long as yu dont sit wher I wanna walk, of corse. Then I walk on yu.
Now scram, stoopy primate.
Oh, an fetch me a cheezburgur while yr up? kthxbai.
Forrest Gump kitteh wud say, “Mama always tole me, ‘Snarky is as snarky duz.’”
get out! i haz much werk to do…(snoooozes) zzz
Hoo du u tink I is? Ty Pennington?
fank Bast u nots!
him needs megafoan jammed up bakwurds. if u getz ma meenin.
At leest Strypee Tuckz
Kitteh is awnnest. Blankee awn
Chayr maykz itz herz
Kitteh duzzn’t maykz
much 4 Hewmins. Huje messes,
acksiddents, doan’t cownt.
Kitteh klymz Buuk Kase.
Awll fawllz daown. NOW Kitteh haz
maydz summfing yooneek!
Jack.
At leest Strypee Tuckz
Kitteh iz awnnest. Blankee
awn Chayr maykz itz herz
Kitteh klymz Buuk Kayse
Awll fawllz daown. NOW, Kitteh maykz
summfing yooneek!
Kitteh duzzn’t maykz
much. Grabbittee awllwayz seemz
2 getz in t3h way!
Jack.
ONOES! now eben Jack can has evul twin, wif teh goaty beerd!
I has an ebil twin, she no have goaty beard, tho. I hopes
I thot all ebil twinz haz goaty feetz.
goatee, liek Spocks mirror twin from Star Trek. Mai ebil twin wood be femayle, an derfore, hoapfully, beard-less. Cloven hoofs werks, tho. She wood jus hav to hyde her feets to disguys her troo identitee. I sumtimes anser mai extenshun, Marie’s not here rite now, dis is her ebil twin, Ken I halp u? Der is usually a long pause aftur I say dat…
*snort* kaffee now on monitor
onoes! I is da ebil twin! must go shaves…. urm… in an ebil manor
Owch, b carefulz wid ebil-manored-shayving… wut wud u yooz, a cheez-graytur?
Mebbe she haf too mennee fayc liftings?!
ROFL, WIN!!!
Wen Joan Ribbers has 2 shayve her noonie, she duzn’t ebin has 2 tayk off her pantz…
Hi, teho and Marie:
Kurse U, addz Komment!
Rote furst post an klikkd. Nuffing!
Rote sekkund… 2 post.
Kinda.
Jack.
I alwaes liking teh way yer vurse flowz, Jack, an seeing it take a slitely diffurunt shape teh second time is kewl too!
(BTW – CheezB or TofuB: Lotsa peeps having dubbl posts lately – we gotsa wait a while or refresh to be sure it didnt get eeted. Can fix? Kthxbai.)
dat is wun grumpy cat
Hai baiby, wanna sit on mai lap?
I maded u a warm spot on ur charez. Wen I’z dun wif it, u may havit.
i iz hoping not to bee snarky, but the new ichc banner is so beeutifull and the googles ads cover up beeutifull banner. can no see mai favrite image, halp, cheezburger falling on poor but veree funnee cat.
Yu shud get a buttin set from the ICHC shop – one of thems is the halpcat and yu culd luk at it all teh timez.
if u usin firefox, go to “tools” in the menu bar. then click “addons”. click on “extensions” or “get extensions” and look for “adblock plus”
then you can choose which things to block. i block that one, but i leave teh others cause they are cool. not so much that one.
kool!!!!!!!!!11111!!!! thx 4 info
wut u fink dis iz, lollol-land? maek ur own dam chzburger! …an wyl ur at it, maek me wun too. k? thxbai.
Noa Kartman dis is mah pot pah!
Dat’s a bad Kartman!
Noa Kartman yah can’t haf any!
Oh luvlee kitteh, I mus seeng!!
“Yoo made me so….. Verree happee!!!!
I so glad yoo. On ICHC!”
See, yoo DID maek me sumpin!
Awwww. Dat iz rly swiet. Luffz tu heer teh seengn. Maekz everboddy happee!
Nothing to see here…keep moving…HEY…I can’t see the tv through your fat butt ok?
O hai I maded ur seet warm with my farts.
I can has special eezee to dijest diet? I heer cheezeburgers ar gud foar redoosing kitteh flatyoolenz.
dpendz ware u poot dem.
Terific expressink on kittee’s face; like insult comick from Cat-skills.
get it yufself, bud