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GRATE! I cans go hoems nao?! Woo hoo!
happy Caturday eve, ebrybudee!
PAN-GALACTIC GARGLE BLASTERS FOR EVERYBODY!!!
Mah old boyfren maed his verzhun of PGGB: a Fuzzy Navel (vodka, peech shnops, OJ) but just put in a hoal lotta lotta lotta vodka.
Chek dis owt- “nom” is naow an advertizing wurd!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/98a6/
and the staple free staplr is a kitteh! OMG…can’t…take…the cuteness! WANT!
I bleev u has my staplr…
Where??????????????
At teh restawront at teh end ov teh univers.
yay! i gotz a coopoon for their!
we not need to go that far, I knos how 2 maek dem…
da fichunul and the reel wurl vershun…both…you want recipe? I geev 2 u!
hek, i nos tha ressapee. rap a slys ov lemon rownd a gold brik, den bash it on yr hed til u pas owt.
wa8! I git mah towel
Jippy!
…
Where iz they?
*BOOM*
Wuz that ur hed asplodin from teh qte?
Yep.
wuz thnking samethng wen … *BOOM*
*boom* waz donald trumps tuupai finalee exploodng into this sweet kitteh gettng redee 2 sez ‘UR FIRED!’
MEETING AJOURNED!
Ooh that reminds me – any fans of The Wire here? I’m watching one of the earlier seasons on DVD where Stringer Bell’s trying to be all upscale and proper, despite being a drug dealer, and running his meetings according to Robert’s Rules of Order. But he gets P.O.’d at one meeting and ends it by saying “Adjourn your asses”.
Ok, maybe you hadda be there, but it wuz phunee at the time
Hi, Dustbunny:
Big fan uv “The Wire”
Stringur much smrt! Uze kollijj
klass 2 runz drug trayd
Omar’z much koolur
Wen runz owt ub Moneez, juss
robbz Stringer’s deelerz
Keema iz a Kop
Myte lykez gurls, but reelee
iz wun uv t3h gyez
Jack.
lol i was gonna say MEETING ADJOURNED! too but u beat me to it!
Hah DB, thassa mai favrit show of all time! An I luvz that seen!
One of mai kiettehs is named “Avon Barksdale” . . .
Another RIP kitteh was named Omar. An he had teh personalitee to match.
Glad Iz not da only fan of The Wire here. Now Iz just dyin’ to say “adjourn your asses” at the end of our next staff meeting. Mebbe not such a gudz idea tho. Iz alreddy in trubble fer sayin’ one of my co-workers is bringin’ sexy back
I din’t no it wented away!!
I likez Omar. I know he’z a bad guy, but I likez him anyway. Same actor wuz also on Boston Legal once and wuz reelly gud on dat too. Him William Shatner togevver is much phunee.
The Wire….da best
ABsoooolutly da best !!!
Alwayz luvd teh fers dey ov skoole.
Ya gets yer noo charez in ebry roome…
Fer instinse, zis kitteh iz majerin in Kyoot.
Majerin phooey. Dat’s teh profesur.
Deen uv da department.
Phi beta cappa kyoot.
Fine bitta catta kyoot.
U R Probably wundring wy I called u all heer…
Invisible Dinner
invisible diner; invisible cheezburger.
ai iz in mai Invisible War Room plannin wurld pwnation.
Dey mak baby kitteh run da meetin caus him heer ebery wisper inna room wif him bat ears.
Luks lyke my kitteh wen he waz a behbeh. Awwwwwwww!
I want to haiku.
But my brain is frozen by
concentrated kyoot.
Ma haikus R onlee in da classicks:
Odysseus sails
Home to his Penelope;
Nightly she unweaves…
We wuz doing da Iliad in Limerick, an da Oddysey in haiku….
i finx i jus borked sumfin in mah brayn, tryin to imajuns teh Iliad in limrix. *poit!*
I HATE DE-10-SHUN
Iz lawyerkitteh for baftimekitteh!
“I will see you gentlemen IN COURT!”
i iz a hi-priced, hard-boilt legal profeshunal — mrrraoowrrrr! i skare u nao.
EEEK! Iz a Holleewood Lawyur! Da skeeeeeried ting on da planit!!!
I can has teh paower ov cattorney?
serious kitten is serious
I can has my dinner nao
what you meen i izz fyerd
Dat messg breaks mah HEART! wHO wuld fire such qyootness!
(an goin’ home to tell teh babe kittehs now der b no chrissmus!)( Or shoos for teh scul!)
Kitteh noo wot he woz getting into wen he awdishind for Teh Apprentice. Iz amayzing dat mayd it to teh final four, considring dat shawkin reel estayt bungle he mayd in Miami awn episoed 7. Ai tink dat woz awl obur foar kitteh wen Teh Donald cawt Yung Miss Amerika snorgling belly in teh elebaytur.
Hardball kitteh
plays hardball
coorperate kitten
is unimpressed with your powerpoint skills
So much win!!
But… but… I yoozed diffrunt wipes on ebery slide!!!
Kitteh, ur braekin mai balls here. Srsly.
Noes! I not uze companee ‘puter to surf web…
U haz logz?
I haz no ideeuh what ICHC meanz…
(i can has consentrayshun)
tell dem iz key to morall
Sigh…. Dis happen to me, dey say dey gots puter rekerds, I sed I hab list ov evree ting I did an tiems an stuff, dey sed we dun keer, U fyred NEway. Det didun wanna promote me to wher ma predecessor wuz eben do I did all her werk plus udder stuff too…. sigh.
Der program onlee sees if internet program open, not if is bein usded. So even if I open program, den go to lunch or meeting, program still tink I der surfin….
Dey suckded muchlee, speshullee nasty meen mgr I had. Bedder nao, home on disabilitee frum stress an ptsd frum militaree…. sigh…
Deyz nawt hav bery gud (or bad, howeber u lukz at it) tracking … shud kaptyoor kee strokes, den dey noes u didz nufing rong. Iz glad u say bedder nao. Gud luk.
Storee to makes u feel bettr? I wuz warned by predecessor dat I would onlee hab job fur 89 daiz. I wuz leasing agent for townhome apartmentz. Boss ladee was rilly rilly bigoted. So, on day 88 I rented unit nex to her to pair of Boy Jorg luk-a-lieks. She “let me go” on day 89 as purdicted, an I spent day 90 watchin her watchin dem moov in. Got me popcorm an deck chayre, an sat owt frunt an watched, so she new I did it on purpois.
Dat funnee! I leik dat kinda revenjes!
Also weerd, I also werked in propertee magangegment too, lawng tiem ago. Dat boss wuz MEEEEEEEN! Way moar dan des udder peeps. I lurved dat yob, but dat boss wuz so mizerbull bad. I spent a week typin owt ma job dootees, how to do, etc etc, den sed ok, I nawt commin bak tumorow… Mr boss, yoo sed yur dawg cood do ma job, yoo get her in here insted. But jus know, she dun haf uppozabull thumz, no can get da fone calls!
Den I got nudder yob a cupple dayz later, haha!
Werks can reely be teh sux sumtymez. I’ve had da meen bozzez bafoars. I jus hopez dey ventually getz whutz kummin to dem. Hang in dere, babee…..
So unfayr! Glad u is bedder nao. Lyf’s too shoart fur meen bossis! Pleh!
U sed it! It IZ key to morale, if ever TPTB block teh ICHC, I swerz, I may harm myself! If looking at kyoot fuzzeh kittehs makes me happeh, they needs to leave the kittehs un-fyr-wald out!
I CAN WAIT 4 CHEEZBURGER.
Prezident Bush’s noo Press Sekritary is much moar 4thcoming dan teh preeveeus gai.
yah thatl be teh dai.
Haz ennybawdee ebur seen Karl Rove an Elmer Fudd in teh saym ruum?
Ai dint tink so!
Haz ennywun seen George Jr and Goofy in saym ruum?
Coincidenza?
“Barkeep! Maek myne a dubbl- I has had a ruff week.”
he he he
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/03/21/i-has-hard-day/
Teh topix of teh meetin r nawt to leeve dis room.
Ifn u does tawlk,
U can has teh fire.
Loosey lipz,
seenk the sheep.
kthnkxbai.
gettoutta mai offisse noaw. Back to werk.
“seenking sheep” haz teh winz.
I know what I was sayin, but I keep having this image of a sheep..
sinking.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhlorplorplorple
OH NOES! THINK OF TEH LOLSHEEP!!!!
NOES! nawt teh lolsheep! (future troll-like typing expected to be detected!)
Hmmm, tinkin ov dat Sovyet vidyo ov da goggie, bein drownded an resusitated….Wood werk bedder wif sheep? No discernabull loss ov brain smrtniss…..
Yikes!
Oh noes! you sunk my sheeps! hows I s’poosed to go to seep nao? countn kittez 2 fun, keeps me awake……
AARGH!! Melissa – mah inishuls r “BAA” !! Ai noes wants to do teh drown!!
ai sunked Ur BattleSheep!!
can yu imadjin battlesheep? wud be teh awsum animal librashun weppon.
uh-oh “evildoer-like typing detected”
Ooh! Ooh! Monty Python flying sheep sketch!!
blub, blub, blub – ai tink aiz b sunk AND dwonded!!
Monty Python’s flying sheep.
i seed dat python sketch – the sheep, dey do not so much fly, az plummet.
Like Les Nessman’s turkeys? I didn’t see the Monty Python…can’t believe I’ve missed one.
If a sheep getz wet duz it shrink???
Evun afder dey givs meh da monies I still gunna flud da erth wif likwid-hot magma.
Trump Kitteh sez, “UR FYRED!”
trump kitteh sez to chicken girl “ur fryed…”
trump’s hare-dresser sez “ur toupe’s fryed.”
No, dis char is not too beeg… is jus rite 4 moi ap-a-tite
Pls 2 bee givin me teh Papa Bear’s cheezbgr now – kthx!
WIN!
Scapegoat kitteh is surprised to find out that middle management has blamed him for the poor quarterly earnings report
“Johnson! Just look at the second quarter results! What have you got to say for yourself?!”
“Mew?”
WIN!!!
Eye cecondz teh moshun!
ah turds dat moshun…
…an i use dat kwote nex time sumbuddy axes me wut happind at werks.
“Mew?” FTW!
It herd it wuz becuz he forget teh covr on hiz TPS reportz
Yeah, Peter?
Hi…
So I’m going to need you to go ahead and come in on Caturday
NOOOOOOOOOES!!1!111!!!!!!!!!!
*click*
Im bein accusd ov wut?
I r innocent.
100% Nawt Guildy!
Secund dat! (wud dat be 200%?)
she may be little, but she is fierce
Oh! When she’s angry, she is keen and shrewd -
She was a vixen when she went to school!
i am amazed, and know not what to say
Skool kateteria kitteh iz waytn fur buddy to bring cheezburgerz. Been gawn LAWNG tym!! Mayb buddy eatz awl teh cheezburgerz???
FrstDaySkool Kitteh sez: “Mawwwwmmmmm, WTF? eye toldz ya eye’z phine! U-B M’bare-assing meh frontz ob teh CheezBurgrzLunchezLadiez. Cee!? Dere hayrnets is floofin! GOE HOMZ NAW! kthxswtevr.
Invisabull paws (almoss).
Kitteh fynds owt wut teh dredded Fridai 4:30 meeteng reelly meens.
It meens PLEH x infinitee!!!
Alert middle management cat is alert … middle management.
Invisible lulz
I iz hearing u but I iz not kwite been beleefing u. Wot u meanz bye “cheezburgers r nots on de menyoo?”
Nos I can dus it myself. I big.
Ey nao laz my kardz… er pawz… onna table.
Iz u in or iz u out?
Kitteh gettin in 2 dah poker trend.
you are sleepy….verry sleeeeeepeeeee…
gooooooddd….
You will give me the keys to the Benz, and hand out extra cheeseburgers, and YOU will work here all day on Caturday, and redo all the files from Z to A, then you will cover yourself with masking tape and roll all over the floor….when I clap my paws, you will start….
CLAP!
Dang tape
Welcome to the First Annual Stare-Off Competition tournament….ahhh we have a formidable opponent in Kitteh…
No no no….I not fergeted my homwerk…the drooler eted it…reely…sryosly… I no luk inocent?
We iz ajerned
Due to ecksesiv [i][b]Cute[/i][/b]
Gahhhhhhh dum HTML
Sorry
D.R., try yoozing insted uv []- it werks betteh.
Oops, lol, they didn’t show up- it’s – if that doesn’t show, it’s the “lesser than” sign over the comma key, and the “greater than” sign over the period key.
Ahem
Cute
Dat’s wot i ment!
U can has bold italics!
De verdit iz unamamus!
teh_cute, i haz it.
Hewminz no can stayr
daown Kitteh. Wyde ied innosense
allwayz seems 2 win
Liddil Kitteh 2
wellz dresst to be nawttee. Sum
Hewmin maydz misstayk!
Liddil Kitteh iz
kontesteeng Baff Day. Sez dat’z
whut herz tung iz 4!
Jack.
little do we know the meeting was on the stealing of alllll the world’s cheezburgers…
and a side order of FRIES!!!! Oh, the humanity! or catanity….. watev.
little do we know that that meeting was on the stealing of all the cheezburgers in the world….
……with a side order of fries!!!! *cue dramatic music!*
ooops…. i thought the first one didnt come up…. sorry everyone!
and a laarrrge arrranje drinck! Arrranje drinck!
teh arrranje onez iz poyzyn!!
*honk*
An a boileded egg
*honk* *honk*
That are two boilded eggz.
lolz i iz adjourned
Tucksedo Kitteh iz eegrrrr fur firs day ov skool!
Looks exactly, I mean exactly, like my kitten Oreo! He must be having boardroom meetings when I’m not looking.
FIRE FOTON TAWPEEDOEZ!!
Mr Spock, dere must be a wai to free de cheezburgers on zat planet.
Tere must…….be…….a wai………..
Wait a sec! I is kitteh. I no be werkin’. Eberbuddy noes kittehs no do werk. WTFBBQ!!!
The public floggings continue until morale improves! Now get out there and sell, sell, sell!
there wuz no weaponz of masz destruxtionz in iran! – catmehdinejad.
In owr offis we alwaes wurry when teh boss cums in wearin teh BLAK soote.
It jinerilly meens sumwun’s hed is loosely attached and abowt to roll.
meeetin’ ajourned!
fur sum reezin, ebry tiem I luks at dis kitteh’s faec, I finks uv teh lien frum “a boi naemd soo” –
NAO U GONNA DIE!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!
I had dat on a 45! Um.. dey wer dese rownd blak discs, an u needed an adapter 2 play dem on a turntable…dey had 1 song on each side. Dey costed about 57 cents. Dey wer grate for slumber parties.
Sillyannz new dat. Teh explanashun wuz fur eavesdropperz.
de 45s wuz 2 dollers eech when I was a gurl in skul…I luffed dem so hard! made grate berthdae gifs! had mickeh mowse record player for playing dem on compleet wif white gluffed needle arm on teh mickeh mowse! aw! deh memries, I has dem!
First Prize: a new Catilac
Second prize: A set of steak knives
Third Prize: You’re Fired!
Glengary Glenross…FTW!
` It looks more like the kitten is thinking ‘Mommy, I wants more MILK!’
“Yo Don! In Soviet Boardroom, kitteh fires YOU!”
Look into my eyes, and give me 20 bucks!
Awwwwwwwwwww that cat look’s JUST like laurel’s cat!
*cat presses button*
*guy’s chair bursts into flames*
Meeting. Over.
Gemlemen, include me out!
Antonio Gonzalez cat…
…is announcin’ his resegnation.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
thats so cute who ever did that.. a+++++++!! lol bye
Yo Erin How’s life treating you guys I hope well!!!!!
I love this image so much. I’m STILL waiting for the perfect opportunity to use it though.
meh 2!! i fink at end of powr point… purrfekt!
dis is gonna sound eval, but he looks like Scourge from da Warriors series… >.>;;;;
Zis meating, gez u wunder y iz kalt it
Lex Luthor kitteh wundrz hao to keel Sooperman.
yea it is that so cute <(0,
mai Visa maxd out??
I hav nun cash!!
I can haz cheeseburger?!