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GRATE! I cans go hoems nao?! Woo hoo!
happy Caturday eve, ebrybudee!
PAN-GALACTIC GARGLE BLASTERS FOR EVERYBODY!!!
Mah old boyfren maed his verzhun of PGGB: a Fuzzy Navel (vodka, peech shnops, OJ) but just put in a hoal lotta lotta lotta vodka.
Chek dis owt- “nom” is naow an advertizing wurd!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/98a6/
and the staple free staplr is a kitteh! OMG…can’t…take…the cuteness! WANT!
I bleev u has my staplr…
Where??????????????
At teh restawront at teh end ov teh univers.
yay! i gotz a coopoon for their!
we not need to go that far, I knos how 2 maek dem…
da fichunul and the reel wurl vershun…both…you want recipe? I geev 2 u!
hek, i nos tha ressapee. rap a slys ov lemon rownd a gold brik, den bash it on yr hed til u pas owt.
wa8! I git mah towel
Jippy!
…
Where iz they?
*BOOM*
Wuz that ur hed asplodin from teh qte?
Yep.
wuz thnking samethng wen … *BOOM*
*boom* waz donald trumps tuupai finalee exploodng into this sweet kitteh gettng redee 2 sez ‘UR FIRED!’
MEETING AJOURNED!
Ooh that reminds me - any fans of The Wire here? I’m watching one of the earlier seasons on DVD where Stringer Bell’s trying to be all upscale and proper, despite being a drug dealer, and running his meetings according to Robert’s Rules of Order. But he gets P.O.’d at one meeting and ends it by saying “Adjourn your asses”.
Ok, maybe you hadda be there, but it wuz phunee at the time
Hi, Dustbunny:
Big fan uv “The Wire”
Stringur much smrt! Uze kollijj
klass 2 runz drug trayd
Omar’z much koolur
Wen runz owt ub Moneez, juss
robbz Stringer’s deelerz
Keema iz a Kop
Myte lykez gurls, but reelee
iz wun uv t3h gyez
Jack.
lol i was gonna say MEETING ADJOURNED! too but u beat me to it!
Hah DB, thassa mai favrit show of all time! An I luvz that seen!
One of mai kiettehs is named “Avon Barksdale” . . .
Another RIP kitteh was named Omar. An he had teh personalitee to match.
Glad Iz not da only fan of The Wire here. Now Iz just dyin’ to say “adjourn your asses” at the end of our next staff meeting. Mebbe not such a gudz idea tho. Iz alreddy in trubble fer sayin’ one of my co-workers is bringin’ sexy back
I din’t no it wented away!!
I likez Omar. I know he’z a bad guy, but I likez him anyway. Same actor wuz also on Boston Legal once and wuz reelly gud on dat too. Him William Shatner togevver is much phunee.
The Wire….da best
ABsoooolutly da best !!!
Alwayz luvd teh fers dey ov skoole.
Ya gets yer noo charez in ebry roome…
Fer instinse, zis kitteh iz majerin in Kyoot.
Majerin phooey. Dat’s teh profesur.
Deen uv da department.
Phi beta cappa kyoot.
Fine bitta catta kyoot.
U R Probably wundring wy I called u all heer…
Invisible Dinner
invisible diner; invisible cheezburger.
ai iz in mai Invisible War Room plannin wurld pwnation.
Dey mak baby kitteh run da meetin caus him heer ebery wisper inna room wif him bat ears.
Luks lyke my kitteh wen he waz a behbeh. Awwwwwwww!
I want to haiku.
But my brain is frozen by
concentrated kyoot.
Ma haikus R onlee in da classicks:
Odysseus sails
Home to his Penelope;
Nightly she unweaves…
We wuz doing da Iliad in Limerick, an da Oddysey in haiku….
i finx i jus borked sumfin in mah brayn, tryin to imajuns teh Iliad in limrix. *poit!*
I HATE DE-10-SHUN
Iz lawyerkitteh for baftimekitteh!
“I will see you gentlemen IN COURT!”
i iz a hi-priced, hard-boilt legal profeshunal — mrrraoowrrrr! i skare u nao.
EEEK! Iz a Holleewood Lawyur! Da skeeeeeried ting on da planit!!!
I can has teh paower ov cattorney?
serious kitten is serious
I can has my dinner nao
what you meen i izz fyerd
Dat messg breaks mah HEART! wHO wuld fire such qyootness!
(an goin’ home to tell teh babe kittehs now der b no chrissmus!)( Or shoos for teh scul!)
Kitteh noo wot he woz getting into wen he awdishind for Teh Apprentice. Iz amayzing dat mayd it to teh final four, considring dat shawkin reel estayt bungle he mayd in Miami awn episoed 7. Ai tink dat woz awl obur foar kitteh wen Teh Donald cawt Yung Miss Amerika snorgling belly in teh elebaytur.
Hardball kitteh
plays hardball
coorperate kitten
is unimpressed with your powerpoint skills
So much win!!
But… but… I yoozed diffrunt wipes on ebery slide!!!
Kitteh, ur braekin mai balls here. Srsly.
Noes! I not uze companee ‘puter to surf web…
U haz logz?
I haz no ideeuh what ICHC meanz…
(i can has consentrayshun)
tell dem iz key to morall
Sigh…. Dis happen to me, dey say dey gots puter rekerds, I sed I hab list ov evree ting I did an tiems an stuff, dey sed we dun keer, U fyred NEway. Det didun wanna promote me to wher ma predecessor wuz eben do I did all her werk plus udder stuff too…. sigh.
Der program onlee sees if internet program open, not if is bein usded. So even if I open program, den go to lunch or meeting, program still tink I der surfin….
Dey suckded muchlee, speshullee nasty meen mgr I had. Bedder nao, home on disabilitee frum stress an ptsd frum militaree…. sigh…
Deyz nawt hav bery gud (or bad, howeber u lukz at it) tracking … shud kaptyoor kee strokes, den dey noes u didz nufing rong. Iz glad u say bedder nao. Gud luk.
Storee to makes u feel bettr? I wuz warned by predecessor dat I would onlee hab job fur 89 daiz. I wuz leasing agent for townhome apartmentz. Boss ladee was rilly rilly bigoted. So, on day 88 I rented unit nex to her to pair of Boy Jorg luk-a-lieks. She “let me go” on day 89 as purdicted, an I spent day 90 watchin her watchin dem moov in. Got me popcorm an deck chayre, an sat owt frunt an watched, so she new I did it on purpois.
Dat funnee! I leik dat kinda revenjes!
Also weerd, I also werked in propertee magangegment too, lawng tiem ago. Dat boss wuz MEEEEEEEN! Way moar dan des udder peeps. I lurved dat yob, but dat boss wuz so mizerbull bad. I spent a week typin owt ma job dootees, how to do, etc etc, den sed ok, I nawt commin bak tumorow… Mr boss, yoo sed yur dawg cood do ma job, yoo get her in here insted. But jus know, she dun haf uppozabull thumz, no can get da fone calls!
Den I got nudder yob a cupple dayz later, haha!
Werks can reely be teh sux sumtymez. I’ve had da meen bozzez bafoars. I jus hopez dey ventually getz whutz kummin to dem. Hang in dere, babee…..
So unfayr! Glad u is bedder nao. Lyf’s too shoart fur meen bossis! Pleh!
U sed it! It IZ key to morale, if ever TPTB block teh ICHC, I swerz, I may harm myself! If looking at kyoot fuzzeh kittehs makes me happeh, they needs to leave the kittehs un-fyr-wald out!