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Cheezburger Network Blog
Supercat says “Chew on this Dogbreath!”
i r a lumbercat an i’z ok,
i sleeps all nite
an i sleeps all day…
Win!
I coffs hairbls, I purrz and chirpz
I scratchez at teh fleez
On Caturdayz I go shoppin
and ask 4 cheezburgerz pleez
much follow win
what she sed
Dang beat me to it.
If u wantz to see me dressings in teh womn’z cloze, use gotta go to nuther site.
Whad doez a kitteh in drag luk liek??????????
u nevar seen Stuf On Ma Kat??
http://www.stuffonmycat.com
or …
http://www.petoffice.co.jp/catprin/english/
OMG – WTF!! (WAY TOO FUNNY!!!) That is the best combination of Engrish and lolcats I have ever seen!!! Laughing too hard to even type lolcatspeak. Where DO you find these things???
“Therefore, please photo your cat lovelily with much trouble.”
*sigh* I can only dream of coming up with such a sentence on my own…
Thx fur waykn meh ups to teh fayvrit song!! gonna be singn awl day!! Monty Python FTW!!!!
dont disturbz, iz duing mah streching
Man, ebry tyme I tern arown, I gotsta sharpin ma clawz agin.
Jus cos I go insyde an usem onna draypes, onna cowch, yood tink dat dey woodunt needa ta be sharpind all da tyme.
*sigh* here we go agin.
Reddy r not, hear ah comez!
oops I copy katted yuz swy LOL
My name is yon yonson.
ey kum frum Visconsin
ey vorkz in dah factory der,
ven ey em not scratchin,
a cheezeburg eym snatchin,
ey likz em all medium rare!
LOL Leader!! lykz myn medium rare, 2
Kurt Vonnegut, RIP
So it goze…
Ranger Cat sez
“Hmm… skwirrl klimbed tree… 45 minnits ago… carrying 2 acorns… it haz a limp.”
Sherlock Kitteh sez teh wyld gaym is afoot, Watson!
an iz borked a pony
*kapow* *splat* Hed asplodes frum floofines uv big tayl!!
*tap tap* I can haz maple sirup?
Mah pankakes. They wants sum.
tee hee, dis like wikicomedy. everykitteh adds somefing and make it bettah. i luv dis place!
Wen I wuz bebeh person, mai mommy telled me you get maple syrup by tapping a maple tree. So when I wented for walks wif mai daddy, I wuld tap treez dat we walked past (nok nok nok), but no syrup so far.
……7, 8, 9, 10 Ready or notz here I comes!
I forgot to put the numbers in mine :p.
Iz monee tree.
Aiz pushin deh sekret button…
wai no monees fur cheezburgers com owt?
cheezburger monees com frum slot oberhed.
nows wher is dat sekrit knot? iz imposeable tu fynd…
use ur sword, Inigo!
The Princess Bride references ftw!
if onli wee had a hwheelbarrow…
Nex on Animew Pwanit, “Tree Dokter.”
“I poosh an I pooshes, manee tyms, but no is fall ober? Wut dis is?…
Dis posablee danjerus. We hasta do ’speraments.”
Speramintz, nuffin, go ober 2 teh Mythbusters show an borrow sum ecksplosivs!!!
Big Boom! Yay!!!!!
ehn.
EHHHHHN.
wy dis nots wurk?
Avtur free deyz uv pooshin, kitteh givs up an gowez fr cheezburgr. Tree 1, kitteh 0.
sound mebbe lyke a win/win to meh…
Ha ha, Teho! Soun lyk teh poopin noiz:
ehn … I’m poopin.
EHNNNN… I’M POOPIN!
uh … false alarm….
u so bad. http://www.squidgrid.com/cute/Glossary.htm#Ehn tsk.
Lumberjack Cat defeated by
lack of chainsaw
Yep, dis be de tree where I chaseded off dat bear:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13222962/
lemme go get hacksaw! brb!
okeh, i pusht on duh wompin willoh, now we go tu hogzmeed!
well done Crookshanks!
i can has buttrbeer?
oops, srry. i r reetardudz, ment tu put up dere ↑.
i nots fink u retreded. mabey is WurdPres mesin wif u liek wuz wif me?
nyce arro, tu
aw, tanks, i r feelz bedder nao. still reetardud, but feelz bedder!
Nor I tinks u reetardudz. U know hao tu maekz teh nyce arro. Hao u du det? I haz IMac.
nice arrow = hmm, how do i keep it from rendering as code?
let’s try this (it’s only what’s between the quotation marks): “↑”
okay, try again, it’s a character entity code, so it begins w/an ampersand, “&,” and ends w/a semicolon, “;” and in between are the letters “uarr” for, i’m assuming, “up arrow”
Kitteh is cawt in a conundrum:
“Do I climbs dis tree, or eats dat bug…hmmm, climb tree, or eats bug…tree or bug, tree or bug…”
gun wun…win!1!
or clime tree, or ee…ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Wen in dout … taek a leek
Troo- dat’s wai I go 2 teh baffroom so menny tiemz at wurk.
“Moves over, ah wishes to sit where u iz growin.
Ah knows there is plenty ov uvver places to sit.
Rite now, only dis one will do.
C’mon. Shifts.”
sew tru! kittehs alwayz b want 2 b n teh same spot az objeks! lol
Mostly if objeks is peepls!
if u leesten rly close-like Ah fink joo can has akshly HEER heem sayin dis to dat tree, lulz ^^
Mai kitteh Barney teh Wunnerful tinkz mai keybord iz a bed fur himz (awnleh wen I’z in teh chare, ov corse) – uzing teh pewter iz nawt eezeh!
This cat is ackshully tryin’ to halp rescyoo teh kitteh from teh last post. “Hang on kitteh, I’ll getz u down nao!”
From way up high: “Wait–rescyoo: ur doin’ it wrong! Srsly, do not want!”
hehe! i can has lolcomicstrip format?
wen eye wr a kit eye servd a term
as lumbrjakz mayte in a tree-chop firm
eye clumb teh treez en eye nommd teh leavz
en poosht em doawn afor teh firs big freez
(she poosht em doawn afor teh firs big freez!)
eye poosht em doawn so cairefullee
dat noaw eye r hed kitteh of teh companee
(she poosht em doawn so cairefullee
dat noaw she r hed kitteh o teh companee!)
much snorgles 2 Gilbert en Sullivan teh masterz
Hiz prayse Grate Kittens lowdly chantz,
And so do his sisturs and his cuzzins and his antz!
i cans not top dis.
[standing ovation]
Mutch kuedoz
Bravo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
much awsum!
Dat rly was beautifulz!
SuperWin!!!
O noes!!!! Mnty pythn oar G&S,, watta deseshawn! lub em boat!
Youze guise r 2 punny! wich eye be sew klever!
:-O so much win heer!
(I wuz a sistr, or a cuzzin, or a ant…)
OH NOES!!! Lorax-kitteh, git offa ur stump an git up heer! Saev teh trees!!
Think of the poor loltrees!!!
I speek for teh loltreez!
I speaks to teh loltrees. Dat are why I has medicashuns.
Heer we see teh older, mor experiunsed eckslplorer going AROUND teh obstakul on teh trayle…
*gives comforting pat* Iz ok, Treebeerd. I halps u get rebenj, k?
excell ent ent rancing ent ertainment! let’s mayk him sing and will be ent chanting!
dis joek is becum ent irely too redund ent.
ai rez ent dat comm ent, malcont ent!
Onlee if uz not recyte moar poems, k?
lol @ rebenj!!
Where i bury mah cheezburgers?
Dayum squirrelols!
i bin runnin all day… jus gotta rest fer a minnut n catch my bref… teh cheezburgerz r not far nao…
…an WHER MA STEED GOE!????
Recognizin trees frum clows ups;
numbah 23
Teh Larch
I tinks der is a python ref fer most occasions. WIN!
sorry bouts deh echo. Didn;t show up first tyme. Was borked.
I finks der is a python ref for most occasions! gud wun.
“hmmm… it wood appeer dat ur bark is wurss dan mai byte. i haz trunk it ovr but am rooted if ai can figr out why. Gotta admit, has me stumpd. Ai leaf naow.”
Everyday, sumware, a tree iz being subjectd to this kind of treetment by an animul comedian in trayning. Powrless to run away, living plantz are mayd captiv awdeeyencez to all mannr of punz, obsurvashunal humer, “who’s on furst” and, of course, imprsnationz of Prez Bush. But yoo can help – send munnee to teh American Enterprise Institute and teh Heritage Foundashon today. We iz awl abowt killin treez, animulz, an aspirashonal cawmedy. Wiv yoor munnee, we can mayk a diffrence an end awl diss suffring. . . .or buy votez in Iowa.
Or as American Heritage spokessnake, Nagini, says: “Yessssssssssssss.”
Kitteh mus git loggin companie frum indonesia 2 halp get dis tree down. Tehy brin hooj chainsawz 2 git job dun.
and a elefunt.
hmmm…shud cut tree down. need an iSaw.
Ceiling Cat sez, iSaw wotchur doin.
k thx bai
Yoo tink dis treez an iSaw? I tink is purtee…but den Iyam treehugerz sumwaht
ai tink dat wunss tre iz cut down, kitteh will hav teh iSaw dat woz felt necessree. sum may cawl dis an iSore, but az we iz hukd awn fonics, iSaw mayks teh senss.
kitteh practicin 4 tall timbr lumberjax sho in branzon, misouri
I has strong kitteh muskles, I will jus poosh da tree down. See I only needs one paw. WTF! Why this not werk??
Kitteh 4gotz 2 taek his performintz-enhansing suppleemintz.
Karateh Kitteh sez “wach me bweak twee wif ridge-paw chop.”
CHOP!
…ow.
Kitteh sure eez holdin aap dat big tree! Ah fink he be sabin dah chezbargar faktoree! yayyyy!
“Doodz, check it owt! I is dat Bear Grylls dood! Watch dis watch dis *snicker*
Every yeer abowt 14.2 peeplz get lolst in dere back yardz. If yoo shud ever get lolsted in ur back yard, heer are teh mad skillz u will need to survive. Furst, ebbrywun thinks dat teh mosses grows on teh North sidez of teh treez, but dis is nawt troo. Teh moss growz on teh sied of teh tree dat gets peed on teh mostest. However, dere might be some tsty bugz down at teh bottom of teh tree nom nom nom but watch owt foar teh wuns dat gives u teh pleh and NEBBER eats teh orinje wunz…
Next, Ah will yoos mai extensive training on Gilligan’s Island to show u hao to maeks a primitv raydeeo from teh coconuts, a shoe box and sum palm frondsz…”
oh Turkeh – joo mayde me LOL so hard at werk, joo full of WIN & AWESUM!
Fayth heelyr kitten fyxs Dutch Elm dysees.
Noyzee Burds up in
t3h jynormuss skratcheeng post
fluffz up Kitteh’z tayl
Kitteh woodz lyke 2
invytez Burdz to lunch. Hoapz himz
gestz kindlee oblyje
Kitteh sharpenz klawz.
Grabbitee willz pullz himz daown
awn himz jurnee up
Jack.
jynormuss….lolz
( ahem )
What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs…
It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood!
Umm, harblz?
Log, it’s Log! It’s so bad it’s good!
gawd, mah mom HAYTED when mah dad an I watchded dat sho…
u laff. iz keepin tree from fallin over.
Kitteh thinks “dat funnee — mai brudder say Iz cud here the sea when I put ear to dis… WTF????”
::hand in squirrel hole::
drunk kitteh sez, “eye shudnt of had dat last b33r. eye fink i’m gonna be sick.”
Kitteh workin on ancient rul. Ebery kitteh must hav scritchin post 2x siz of der tails. Dis kitteh needs bigger tree!
EYEZ SWUAIRS I NEVER GONNA DRENK AGEYN!!!
*Nok nok* Liddul elffs ohpin up! Ah juss wunt uh cookee. Reely!
that is so funnt