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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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HE DIDIT HE DID IT!!!
*run away*
*shudderz*
is he gone?
IS HE?
aww, poor bebeh, yes himz gon. u can has snorgles nao! *snorgles*
ohh fankoo. dat one skewwy kitn.
He skerrded me so HARD!!!!
TYRANT!!12345!
SEE?
Still shakin….
silly!
No, no, no….
bebe kitteh is stalkin da peeps wit teh camera. Dat be a brave bebe kitteh! I iz shakin in ma mittens! Dat bebe kitteh looks like a dangrous lionz to me! He gonna getz U! U better runz for cuber!
plz 2 excuuuuuse ignorantz, wat iz snorgles???????
hugs, squeezing, snuggling and kisses. Most people snorgle their kittehs.
How u get cute kitteh to look soooooo grumpy!!???
Come git me, I darez you! Sqeeeeee!
*I pretend to run away, but not vewy fast*
Such a tuffy fayc! Ooooh, dat pugnashus chin, doz stayreeng eiez, dat stalkeeng… stalk…. Lil tuff kitteh iz on da prowl!!
Has da Lolrus sent you after me to get his bukkit back? I dun haz it… I swearz…
Please go eezee on meh!
Yus! Mah furst lolcat!
Dis is mah muvver’s kitty, stalkin roun mai partment wen i wuz lookin’ after him 1 weeken. He wuz reskewed frum a rooftop jus 1 week beefore dis was tayken. Nevver fownd muvver kitty. Meybe dat wai he look so meen! Yay fur Mr Beckett tho’ – he is a sweey kitty mos of da time
O – heer’s a pic of skewy kitty lookin a bit moare sereeen…
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r203/Trowzers/110-1017_IMG.jpg
Even restink, ubran camo kittee are hard to sea.
awww that pic is cute!
Fankoo for sharing yer lolkitteh an foar teh backstory. Gladd he gotz reskewed an a good hoam. Who iz he naemed after – Thomas or Samuel? Or sumbuddy elsez?
Ranging….
TARGET WITHIN RANGE
Locking…………….
TARGET LOCKED
Command?
Snorgles when reddy!
wiggle butt, wiggle butt, wiggle wiggle wiggle butt…….
now pounce!
Kitteh motto; If it moves, attaks it!
datz funnee – iz awlso Department ov Defense motto.
CTRL-A DEL, CTRL-A DEL DAMMIT, NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Datz ok. Iz funnee enuf to reed twyce!
Purrhapz even thryce! Tho wood be phunnier yet if it wurnt so trooo.
datz funnee – iz awlso Department ov “Defense” motto.
trapped in a forest of chair legs !!! woe – is – me !!!
Bebbee Kitteh awnz
t3h praowl. Wantz 2 instillz feer
wayrebber she roamz
Bebbee seez shaddo
Reerz up awn hind legz. Fawllz daown.
Wunderz whut happend?
Strypee Kitteh far
2 kewt to be skayree. Muss
haz anudder plan
Jack.
Party at new frens
Wakind on dyning rum floors
By kitteh of doom
plan b:
has lots of kewts. gets teh snorgles…aaaannn…
ATTACK!
SHHH, I”M HUNTIN WABBITS!!!
Silly kitteh, iz not wabbit season. Iz DUCK SEASON!!
WABBIT SEASON!!
DUCK SEESON!!!
WABBIT SEESON!!
WABBIT SEESON!!!
Wayt…….wot?
BLAM!
Thath’s dethpicable.
I wuv Daffy Duck
Wud “Cheezburger season” be too obvious?
How bout “Cheezburger seasonings…
sum salts, a peppers, sum parsley and a garlics”
Dun furget teh sage, rosemary and tyme!
an a pickul.
Wood thems be dust bunnys dat u r afta?
Invisible Butt-Wiggle of Doom!
LURVE da pownceen bebe Butt Wiggle ov Doom(tm)!!!!!
Wun tiem, I luk ober at Melly, she doin pre-pownce wiggles an stayrins. I watch tv, look bak at her a few minutes layder, she fallded asleep! Still in pownce pozishun, hed fallded forwerd an eiez clozd, zzzzz…. LOL!!! Wun ov ma fayvrit memreez ov my Melly…
ROFLMAO!!!!! Melly FTW!!1!!!!
Wuz not asleep! System wuz in stand-by mode! Wuz, too!!
The trubble with tribbles…
Dey bornd preggerz?
iz dey attacx ur anklz!!!
dis bebbeh kitteh is thinkin “awl unprtekted toez iz gonna git it!”
Aye seez teh cheezburger!
Stehdee….stehdee…..mus jumpz at reit tiem….stehdee…cants skaer teh prei….
*leaps*
NOM NOM NOM
Hey You, this is my hiding place!
Ohhh, my I is sooo skeerd liddle kitteh. Mus snorgle summat to cawm meh. Oh, u lyke snorgles?
Umm, no, bebe kitteh, V iz aftur U!
Groan!
Sekund!
Kitteh noes lolspeak alfabet is differmint NEways.
iznt dat I bfor E???
V has vays of making yu talk!!
Oh noes! Saves meh frum teh fewocious kitteh! If hims ketches meh, mah hed will splode fer shurr!!!1!
Stealthkitty has 80% kamo on dis karpet.
daa nun
daa nun
da na nun
danundanundanundanundanundanundanundanundanundanunDAAAAAAAAA!!!!
i fink we’z gonna need a biggur cheezburger.
hairy finnd carpet shark!!
best cawt wif teh brite bloo & green fethery lure. or cookiez. “in its nacheral environment, teh hairy finnd carpet shark patrols teh carpetted fjords uv Finland, lukkin fur unsuspektin cheezburger crumbz to nom or hyoomin ankuls to attak. teh hairy finnd carpet shark can has grate evolu… ebalushun… blendin in wif its surrowndingz to fool ebrywun.”
ahhahaha!
Mor ecksulunt exsurpts from Eyzak Waltuns “Complete Catangler”!!
awwww, little kitteh FloofenSchnozz iz bit yung foar to be under teh taybul? Haz bin lissnin to 50 Cent albumz an wontz to grow up gangsta. Downz thimbelz of tekeela foar brekfast. If not foar charez awso undr taybul FloofenSchnozz wud be compleetlee legless.
thimblz of tekeela LOL!
wut him has, a lym teh size uv a diaree key?
him no need leminz or slat, himz tayk it liek OG style
Kitteh will getz u wif kewtniss!
I’m under ur taybul
bein’ a ninjuh
Ai sew skeerd lil kitteh, am peein mah pantz!!! Maynlee caws ai b laffin so hardz!!
Here I comes to saves da day….
Mighty Mouse is on da way!!!!!!
And I weel eetz him!
Tiger, Tiger burning bright
You is after me all right!
I lurves teh Wm. Blake.
Dose eensy inbisibul marshuns are tryin to take ofer teh wurld AGIN!
I willz safe everbody! I iz being big feers hero kitteh!
…and kwit callin me cute!!
Smellz lik i sowndz
I lost in da crowdz
ize on da hunt ize after yoo
Mouf is alive
wif jooses lik wyne
An ize hungreh lik da wooooooooluff!!
lolz, juran juran ftw!
yez, i am like a so totally 80’s kitteh
Teh all-kitn verzhun uv “Aporkolips Naow”:
“Ai wuz goin 2 teh wurst playse in teh wirld and ai din’t ebin no it yet. Weeks away an hundirds uv miles unner a dining set dat snaykd troo teh kichin liek a mayn sirkit caybl – plugd srayt in2 Kurtz.”
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH a freekin tiger, man! it was a freekin tiger, wah hahaaaa…
NEVER getz owtta boat!
I don’t know how many people are old enough to get that reference, but you get a standing ovation from me.
teh horra, teh horra…
Oh yes YES! I iz in biiig trubble nao. I c so much kyoot I getz dizzy! Oke, nao I watshed teh kitteh some moar and I tink ma hed willxplode…
*ca-bang*
(got ma hed back 2gethur)
awww, teh kitteh is sooo kyoot I wantz to cuddle him and squeez him (jently) and giv himz all teh cheezburgrs inteh werld and— *xplods again*
Kitteh: jawz ov doome!
… I sed, doome!
Y u laffin?
Com bak heer!
Jeezus Kryst iz a kittnz!
Get innna car!!
Bebeh kitteh tinkn.. Rrrr teh feeris Sabertoof tygr kitteh iz stawking himz fud. Eeting teh stoopee en teh week iz nawt kynd, but iz naychurz way. Him seez uh stoopee hyumanid whoo iz unawayr dat himz eend iz near. ROOAARR!! *3 sydwayz kitteh bownsez.. den POWNSE!!*
Hyoomin : AH! Wut da?!! Hunee! Come git eem he crawlded up mah pantz layg agin! Silly bebeh kitteh ! Wut cud he beez tinkin. *Hed splodez*
Baby kitteh says Whoz been sittin in mai chair?
Urban camo kittee
Is camofladjed in urban enviyerment.
[...] u in troubles nao! [...]
Ohnoes! Kitteh be chasing me! I must hides! >___<
Awwwwwww ^_^ he so cute- … !!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOO GET OFF OFFF
[...] Uh on. We’z r in trouble! [...]
….teh kitteh …so vuichus ((O_O)) no 1’s safe! RUUUUN!!!!*runs,kitteh attacks me* blargh! Xp