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…Smell this.

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  1. woodchuck says:

    Kitteh, dun scrach the cyoot pink nosey!

  2. woodchuck says:

    It doesn’t smell like Nirvana!

  3. Tarah says:

    ZOMG! I fink dat’s teh funneeist ting ize seed all daiye!

  4. haschen says:

    dood- you got sumthin on yer face!

  5. Tarah says:

    I lurf teh piggie handz!

  6. brainfire says:

    c’mon, opin ur mouf. i wantz tu c wat ur teefs luk liek. srsly.

  7. madmarkus says:

    Mah waterz naew, stay backz!

  8. phel jones says:

    kin u pull mah paw while ur at it kthx.

  9. woodchuck says:

    I mus warn yoo, kitteh, I iz a Rodent. Fear mah teef!

    Rodents make up the largest order of mammals, in terms of number of species with over 40 percent of mammalian species belonging to this order. Their success is probably due to their small size, short breeding cycle, and ability to gnaw and eat a wide variety of foods. Rodents have two incisors in the upper as well as in the lower jaw which grow continuously and must be kept worn down by gnawing; this is the origin of the name, from the Latin rodere, to gnaw, and dens, dentis, tooth. These teeth are used for cutting wood, for defense, or for biting through the skin of fruit. The teeth have enamel on the outside and exposed dentine on the inside, so they self-sharpen during gnawing.

  10. gayla34 says:

    okay……but this is the LAST LAST timez I pick yer nose for you……

  11. Dustbunny says:

    Dude, Iz tryin’ to high-five u! Stoopy pig.

  12. Flo says:

    It are smell like teen spirit! OMG :D

  13. fatfish says:

    almost…has…tasty treat!

  14. tribble says:

    pleez naw out de splenta in mah paw.

  15. Tess says:

    i’ll git u my pretty…an your lil dog too!

  16. miss foots says:

    I don like my nose so I’ll pik yours

  17. mikeski says:

    Look, piggeh is alredie on a grill.

    I can has fire? Him not cheezburger, but still want.

  18. brainfire says:

    kitteh, dat pigg iz mor den a mouful 4 u. don b greede. stik tu cheezburgers. u b livin muches mor longer. kthxbai

  19. snippet says:

    Dood, yu gotz a skweek in der somwher, iz reely loud. Lemme adjust yu.

  20. Charity says:

    kitteh suspex piggeh haz a Flavor…

  21. DevilBunnies says:

    In Soviet Russia kitty salutes Comrade Piggie.

  22. LuvBJones says:

    I doan uzully taek sidez, but

    GETIM, PIGGIE!!! GETIM!!!!

    GET DOWN WIT YO VEGGYTARRYIN SELF!!!

    *piggie produces nunchukkas and breaks into ninja fury*

  23. Melissa says:

    Smell whut?
    *snif*
    OMG!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!
    WTF?
    DAT SELLZ LIKE SOUR DIRTEE AZZ!
    *snif agin* *GAG* BLAAAAARGH!!!!!

    D00de, why did u come back foar sekkinds?
    Peegy cyooot, not too brite.

  24. Duffy says:

    Lolpig: MAAAWMMMEEE!!! HEEZ TUCHIN ME AGIN!!!

    Kitteh: No Im not. See? See?

    Lolpig: MAAAAAWWWWMMM!!!

  25. Todd says:

    I would like to nominate this one for “Best of 2007″. Gimme pigs crack me up and the fart joke is gravy.

    Thank you for making me laugh.

  26. BonzoGal says:

    “Bah teh powur of Cheezis, HEAL!!!”

  27. BonzoGal says:

    Okeh, sort of on-topik: hoo heer blayms dere “air biskits” and/or “Cheez cuttin” on dere kittehs?

    Mah poor girl kitteh, Hoohah, awaz luks a lil distressed wen Mr. BG or I blaym her for owr emisshuns. She so peteet an delikat, it awaz luk funnee to blaym her 4 mai husbin’s trumpeting.

    • Melissa says:

      Hoohah? I luv it.

    • Anukki says:

      Mai kittehs can frow dere “emissions” frum da udder rume. Srsly.

    • ozzy mandius says:

      U naemed ur peteet, delikat kitteh HOOHAH? U shud hab naemed her “Victoria” or “Elinor” or sumting liek dat.

      • BonzoGal says:

        Heh, naaah… she lieks her naym. Yoo say “Ohhh Hooooooohaaaaaaah” and she purrz an wigglz.

        We naymed her Hoohah after teh old MAD Magazine wurd- wuz yoozed in dere old comic-buk form. Hoohah’s brudder was Potrezebie. (Potrezebie gone a lawng tiem ago, alas.) Peepl fink we’re callin her a nawty wurd, but iz reellee just sillee MAD Magazeen fing.

        • Melissa says:

          ohhhh ok. Now it’s even cuter.

          At first I thought it was dirty, and I liked that too.
          Kinda like namin your cat “Coochie” or “Noonie”

          • Menopaws says:

            Now THAT paintz a pikchur! Dinner hour, open teh bak door, yell out: “Noonie! Come an get it! Got sumthin nice for u!”

            • DMarie says:

              Had kitteh naymed Puck (after Shakespeare). She got owt, an Im walkin arownd callin Puck! Puck!, an getting weerd luks. Made resolushun. Alwayz tri owt name fir callin to lost kitteh, before choosin name.

    • snippet says:

      Boi, tho, wen kitteh DUZ has emisshuns… Nuthin kwite lyk karnyvor fartz. WhooEEE!

    • sillyannz says:

      we duzzn’t do dat to owr kittehs. dat’s wut we has doggehs foar. (k, fart-blamin an teh kisses an tayl-waggulz too.)

      altho dem doggehs duz a fyn job prodoosin der own emisshuns! lawd a’mersy!! teh wurst is wen dey drives u frum teh room wif teh terribul smell, den dey follows u to teh room wer u fled cuz dey r doggehs an jus wants to be neer u. “NO, MAGGIE! STAY! STAY!!! OH, SWEET JEBUS…”

    • cat butt squirrel butt says:

      I wonce went owt wiff oldur gui. We sat on mah cowch an drank sum gud wines b4 going owt to dinner. Mah bran new baby kitteh, Armani, wuz sitting on t3h cowch in-b-tweins us an kept cutting dah wurse farts.

      It wuznt til yeers latur (an Armani NEVER having gas lyk dat agin) dat I realizes I b smellin auld man farts an knot t3h kitteh farts.

      PS Nebber wents owt wiff hims agin. But I kepp t3h kitten!!!

    • Jude says:

      Hmmm, so u can blaym tehm on ur doggehs an kittehz? we awwayz bleme eech uther. we need 2 get a pet, nao.

  28. girlface says:

    Kickboxin’ kitten sez:

    Jab, jab, cross…

    Uppercut!

  29. bubbyscranky says:

    Kitteh doin teh one inch punch!

  30. Andrea says:

    Furs, nok owt piggy…

    Secun, steel bukkit…

    Thurd, awshun online to lolrus fur lotsa monies…

    I has a finanshul plan!

  31. kitkat says:

    Ones more inch and I has him. But hows do I gets fatpiggy thru bars?

    (and whys does peeg look bigger than kitteh?)

  32. J says:

    Batman cat is missing his POW! sign.

  33. amy says:

    i see it, move yer damn hand!

  34. Lucy says:

    Dentist kitteh tryin to help lolgunnypig wif veryesspensiv cage visit.

  35. birdaah says:

    Dis lyk my stoopy brudder, heem alwayz shuvvin heems ikky fingurs in my face lyk dat…no way I try to snif let alone bite…gawd onlee noes whut he been doin wif heem fingur….den heem chase me wif ikky fingur…..
    “ooo gonna tuch u”…..stoopy ikky brudder all growed up naw but I still not trust heems sniffin fingurs joke.

    This photo caption make me snork LOUD at work and almost get in trubble, but I shared site and eberywon is happy!!!

  36. D.R. says:

    Kitteh gets fyv minnets fer ilegul yoose ov paws.

  37. colleen says:

    Aw relax…siddown I said! The triplets are gonna be by soon, ok?

    (Refer to 3 hamsters above the cat lyin down caption contest. I along with many others have put in my “2 cents”!, but alas my 2cents hasn’t appeared)

  38. Austruck says:

    Hey, piggies shouldn’t be in cages with wire floors! Hurts their feet! :)

  39. CJ says:

    Dood -
    Let me turn u on 2 sum cheezburgers! Goodz!!

  40. Annie says:

    Testing 1 2 3

    • Annie says:

      my hubs is puter programmer. jus doin this liddle bit wore me out. cant magine doin dis code stuff all dai!!!

  41. typingisnotactivism says:

    ShortSighted kitteh haz Jeebus sindrome – iz trying to mayk ‘poor wittle bunneh’ grow teh eerz bak.

  42. A. says:

    lolpiglet okai?! feroshus kitteh!!! =O

  43. D.R. says:

    Mugsy the Cat was arrested today and charged with assault and battery, breaking and entering, and attempted theft of food. He claimed he thought Skiffles the guinea pig had taken his cheezburger. “I don’t even eat meat,” Skiffles said. “I’m a guinea pig.” Mugsy had been arrested once before, when he thought a dog had taken his toy. In that incident, he was given community service. In the Skiffles case, the judge sentenced him to probation and had him declawed.

  44. Steve says:

    My friend’s cat did this when she first introduced her second guinea pig to her first. They were duking it out and all the while, the cat was just trying to poke at them. :P

  45. BorisEvenWorse says:

    Here we sees Loleapig’s Claw Trimmink Service in action.

  46. ryanconrad says:

    Not to be a downer but I own guinea pigs and housing them on wire floor cages like the one shown is absolutely terrible for them! They should be housed on flat surfaces covered in something (shavings, fleece, towels, ect)!

    • Alex says:

      Agreed! I’m a guinea pig owner myself. I’m also on the Bing the Guinea Pig Message Board under the same name. JSYK. (just so you know)

  47. zak attak says:

    Cat wus scratshn his nutz n smeld wird

  48. smellofgrass says:

    ‘Scuse me, you has a booger. Let me halp.

  49. bonjee says:

    pull mai finkger.

  50. Scotty says:

    lol courtesy sniff

  51. Alex says:

    As much as I like this pigture, the cage NEEDS BEDDING. Guineapigs can develop “bumblefoot” (where the feet get swollen and sores open and bleed) on a wire floor! :(

  52. bloodyxpirates75 says:

    Noes Piercing


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