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Kitteh, dun scrach the cyoot pink nosey!
Oh nose! Claw is stuk in mah noes!
Pull mah claw!
New praudukt!! Kittehpau – appliez durekly tu da nosez!
KITTEHPAU – APPLIEZ DUREKLY TU DA NOSEZ
KITTEHPAU – APPLIEZ DUREKLY TU DA NOSEZ
KITTEHPAU – APPLIEZ DUREKLY TU DA NOSEZ
FTW!!1!
gozes riet in ur brane, no? Pls to making it to stop nau thx
Mus buy praudukt … mus uz it agin an agin … *zombie walk to 7-11*
wut wuzzat? teckno remix?
Yu has no seen dis comershul? Its a hideous thing about a hedake remedy an thats teh whole cumershul. Voiceover: “HEAD-ON – APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD”
said severul times.
*kakpleh*
hmm okays… i keep an iye owt fr dat
ai tawt woz argant wurmz ‘boot to teh hed’ remix. Ennybody see teh Daily Show US Army ads? Thay compaerd wiv teh fancy reel adz ov peepl bein awl gallant an hawt an happee, wiv a loopd shot ov a dood putting on a helmet, “US Army – PROTECT YOUR FOREHEAD, US Army – PROTECT YOUR FOREHEAD, US Army – PROTECT YOUR FOREHEAD”. Iz much win.
thatz cermershal iz rehtahded
KITTEHPAU!! I hatez ur kumershuls! Dey gifs i teh heddayk!
Apply directly to the forehead! Apply directly to the forehead!
Oops!! Please ignore …. I did not see LuvBJones funnier comment!!
kthxbye.
Oops!! Please ignore …. I did not see LuvBJones funnier comment!!
kthxbye.
I’m in posting hell ……
Peeps hoo b giving meh burgerz r too kind!!
roflmbo. poor cbsb, “i’m in posting hell” says so much, so perfect for so much in life…i snorted teh dark choc out my mouth. I is sad about dat, tho.
AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!
oh yeah? …..
BOOM! SMELL’EM!!!
It doesn’t smell like Nirvana!
it dun smell lik teen sprit either
Smelz lyke teen spyrt.
ZOMG! I fink dat’s teh funneeist ting ize seed all daiye!
dood- you got sumthin on yer face!
(ME, heheh)
I lurf teh piggie handz!
Dey b so KEWT!! I cannit stan it!! *KER-PLOOEY*
c’mon, opin ur mouf. i wantz tu c wat ur teefs luk liek. srsly.
Mah waterz naew, stay backz!
kin u pull mah paw while ur at it kthx.
I mus warn yoo, kitteh, I iz a Rodent. Fear mah teef!
Rodents make up the largest order of mammals, in terms of number of species with over 40 percent of mammalian species belonging to this order. Their success is probably due to their small size, short breeding cycle, and ability to gnaw and eat a wide variety of foods. Rodents have two incisors in the upper as well as in the lower jaw which grow continuously and must be kept worn down by gnawing; this is the origin of the name, from the Latin rodere, to gnaw, and dens, dentis, tooth. These teeth are used for cutting wood, for defense, or for biting through the skin of fruit. The teeth have enamel on the outside and exposed dentine on the inside, so they self-sharpen during gnawing.
dem teefs is autonomic!
Did yoo say auto-nom nom nom-ic??
noes but i implyd it prety hard.
imply or in fur?
doan maek me gets al grumatikly coreck on yo az.
Scuzmeh, couldnah help to overhear, but you spelz gramatikly rong.
(barkings mad, teh hoel lot uv u…)
We go on doggedly (wuf wuf)
an ruthlessly (I wonder where Ruth is?).
…to teh bitter end (pleh!)
Sorry, gotta learn how to close my format symbols… Halp, anyone?
dem is lyke [/b] an [/i] onlys wif angl brakkuts insted of strayt.
/b/ ?
(B)is for bold(/B) but use the angle brackets over the comma and period, not parenthesis. (I)is for italics(/I) , and (B)(I) together is for bold italics(/B) (/I)
No, no! Less than and greater than symbols! (‘Cept I get them confused.. They try to eat the html from both sides is all I know)
‘Kay I be lurking again now. =)
Wut?
I unnerstood himz. Teh moufs of the symbolz face the teh code. Tink of dem as chesire pac-manz.
type Less than symbol then type code then type greater than symbol
like this? VOILA
test
Yoo jus brohk rools 1 and 2, son.
Vewee informative!
Boi, dont i no it.
Our Oberon kaym swaggerin hom wun aftrnoon wif a big chizzly teefmark in hiz sholdur anna “yu shooda seen teh OTHUR gi” cattitood. Tuk stichez anna drayn.
Wuz skwirl.
I dont blaym teh skwirl, mynd u. If teh othur choys wuz gettin nommed, well…
Dass rite–nom or be nommed. Nachur is red in toof an claw.
Nastee, brootish & short – das mah kitteh!
okay……but this is the LAST LAST timez I pick yer nose for you……
ROFL! u maded me snork at mai werks…thx.
I was hopin for sum snorks ;D)
heer u goes! http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/travelpower/8ace/
Dats sporks, not snorks!
If u snork wif a spork in your hand accident could happens…… don’t want. PLZ DO NOT DO DIS! HAHAHAA
oh, riet. ma bad. heer, i trys agin…
http://www.tinyurl.com/54×8f
noes, das not it eethr… mabey dis? http://www.tinyurl.com/yv35th
Nao DAT wuz phunnie – I snorked fur shur. Dunt knao if I storked or sporked, but cud bee.
But – I wantz tu knou – hao u do dat so fazt? Two ov dem. Totalleh amaizin.
iz eesy wen u pwns Teh Googl.
Oh noes – THREE ov dem! Hao long u can kep di up?
Oh. I nawt thot ov dat.
http://www.espn.go.com/ ?
http://www.shoprobertson.com/index.php?cPath=8 ??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SF6cmKpNGw ???
[sigh] last chans? http://www.tinyurl.com/22u22g
Here’s ya snork!
http://www.moomintrove.com/images/9163815168-0-large.jpg
Teho u get A for Affert
) The snorting wasabi was vry phunny.
U kin pick ur frens. U kin pick ur noze. But u cantt pick ur fren’s noze.
u can pik ur frenz, u can pik ur noze, but u cant pik ur frenz noze!
or can you?
apparently u can. But u can’t wipe ur frenz unner dah couch.
Noe, but u kan berry dem dere. If u has a beeg enuf cowch. An enuf konkrete.
i saw dat MifBustrz eppysoad. wuz nastee.
Dude, Iz tryin’ to high-five u! Stoopy pig.
It are smell like teen spirit! OMG
almost…has…tasty treat!
pleez naw out de splenta in mah paw.
i’ll git u my pretty…an your lil dog too!
I don like my nose so I’ll pik yours
Look, piggeh is alredie on a grill.
I can has fire? Him not cheezburger, but still want.
In peru, dey raze ginee peegs for fud! See Wikipedia entry for pikcher of gourmay guinee peeg.
Paca! Mmmmmmmm! Gimme pig!
kitteh, dat pigg iz mor den a mouful 4 u. don b greede. stik tu cheezburgers. u b livin muches mor longer. kthxbai
Dood, yu gotz a skweek in der somwher, iz reely loud. Lemme adjust yu.
…nyce…win!1!
Lil to teh laeft, lil moar, lil moar….
“GWEEEEEK!!!” dere, dat werks nao.
Maybe perhaps loleapig needs oilz too. With also toon-up maybe?
kitteh suspex piggeh haz a Flavor…
In Soviet Russia kitty salutes Comrade Piggie.
iz dat “perestroika” u b speekin? wait…lemme b gittin mai Stoli on!
In Soviet Russia Comrade Piggie owns Kitteh.
Kitteh has a problum wif da 7 commanmints bein bridged fer da last time — kitteh is pretteh shur dat kittehs are ekwal to lolpigs an dawgs.
I doan uzully taek sidez, but
GETIM, PIGGIE!!! GETIM!!!!
GET DOWN WIT YO VEGGYTARRYIN SELF!!!
*piggie produces nunchukkas and breaks into ninja fury*
WOO HOO!! veggytarryin ninjas represint!!!!
piggies duzzn’t has opposabul thumbs eether, but dey kin opens der cans uv woopass wif der furroshus teefs! luk owt kitteh!
Nunchukkas? Is teh Sisters playin polo after Mass?
Smell whut?
*snif*
OMG!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!
WTF?
DAT SELLZ LIKE SOUR DIRTEE AZZ!
*snif agin* *GAG* BLAAAAARGH!!!!!
D00de, why did u come back foar sekkinds?
Peegy cyooot, not too brite.
Mai paw … it smellz lyk butt … pull it! PULL IT!
O luk! An elyfunt jus runned unner mai chayr!
Sat on a spyder!
Furnichoor iz owtgassing!
Prez Boosh given a speech!
OMG, we went to Da Steenkeeng Roze in SanFran las week, sooooo nomnomnom. Den 2 dayz later, ummm, Garlic Gas!!!!! I offended maself! LOL!
2 dayz??? Gimme 4 OWRZ an thingz getz ugli.
I lubz teh garlic. But it dunnint lubz me.
Boosh – is dat teh omnemonipeta… onnymoniepooter… um … soundz liek whut it is???
Lolpig: MAAAWMMMEEE!!! HEEZ TUCHIN ME AGIN!!!
Kitteh: No Im not. See? See?
Lolpig: MAAAAAWWWWMMM!!!
nottuchinunottuchinunottuchinu.
When ma bruvvers did dis, Ai wood try to bite der fingrz! Stoopy boiz!
d4mn, why dint I eber fink uv dat?! u has teh smarteez!
das wut i tinking tew “i’m not tuchin you, i’m not tuchin you”
Mom piggie sez, “Well, then, it won’t hardly be worth it, will it?”
I would like to nominate this one for “Best of 2007″. Gimme pigs crack me up and the fart joke is gravy.
Thank you for making me laugh.
“Bah teh powur of Cheezis, HEAL!!!”
Iz miracul watr!
CHEEZIS!!! FTW!!!
Okeh, sort of on-topik: hoo heer blayms dere “air biskits” and/or “Cheez cuttin” on dere kittehs?
Mah poor girl kitteh, Hoohah, awaz luks a lil distressed wen Mr. BG or I blaym her for owr emisshuns. She so peteet an delikat, it awaz luk funnee to blaym her 4 mai husbin’s trumpeting.
Hoohah? I luv it.
Mai kittehs can frow dere “emissions” frum da udder rume. Srsly.
U naemed ur peteet, delikat kitteh HOOHAH? U shud hab naemed her “Victoria” or “Elinor” or sumting liek dat.
Heh, naaah… she lieks her naym. Yoo say “Ohhh Hooooooohaaaaaaah” and she purrz an wigglz.
We naymed her Hoohah after teh old MAD Magazine wurd- wuz yoozed in dere old comic-buk form. Hoohah’s brudder was Potrezebie. (Potrezebie gone a lawng tiem ago, alas.) Peepl fink we’re callin her a nawty wurd, but iz reellee just sillee MAD Magazeen fing.
ohhhh ok. Now it’s even cuter.
At first I thought it was dirty, and I liked that too.
Kinda like namin your cat “Coochie” or “Noonie”
Now THAT paintz a pikchur! Dinner hour, open teh bak door, yell out: “Noonie! Come an get it! Got sumthin nice for u!”
Had kitteh naymed Puck (after Shakespeare). She got owt, an Im walkin arownd callin Puck! Puck!, an getting weerd luks. Made resolushun. Alwayz tri owt name fir callin to lost kitteh, before choosin name.
Boi, tho, wen kitteh DUZ has emisshuns… Nuthin kwite lyk karnyvor fartz. WhooEEE!
we duzzn’t do dat to owr kittehs. dat’s wut we has doggehs foar. (k, fart-blamin an teh kisses an tayl-waggulz too.)
altho dem doggehs duz a fyn job prodoosin der own emisshuns! lawd a’mersy!! teh wurst is wen dey drives u frum teh room wif teh terribul smell, den dey follows u to teh room wer u fled cuz dey r doggehs an jus wants to be neer u. “NO, MAGGIE! STAY! STAY!!! OH, SWEET JEBUS…”
Ooh! Ooh! Yu makin eksitid noyz n runnin away! I happidog, i run witchoo! Dis fun gaym! *pootpootpoot*
U sed *poot*
Tee hee
Mai beegles b doin dat at nite wen we all in sleeps. Dey wayt till I jus bout 2 fall sleep, den releeses teh silents emisshuns. I go GAAAGH!!! an opin winduh, an dey all *sigh* self satsmified…
beegle poots in da dark. dat puts me full ob gigglz.
Yoo noes, tho, dat dey are habin da conversayshun— yoo got one? yeah, I got one.
Let ‘er rip — hyoomuns needz to opun da windoze. NOW.
Mah best fren had a grayt Dane wen we wuz kidz. Lord almitey, did dat goggeh blast teh doors down…
ROFL!!!!!
Wasn’t it also you who used the freakin’ classic poot-term, “fryin’ baloney”, a few weeks ago? *sigh* TIME…
(oh hell, how did I do that? publik srvss nownsment, teh tastee bevragz an ICHC doan alwaiz mix… dis wuz in response to BonzoGal’s grayt dane storee! kthxbai)
wall lookee thar… cbsb, i iz joynin u in posting hell. yeeks.
LOL, yeh, I liek 2 kollekt terms for dat partikoolar bodily funkshun.
I wonce went owt wiff oldur gui. We sat on mah cowch an drank sum gud wines b4 going owt to dinner. Mah bran new baby kitteh, Armani, wuz sitting on t3h cowch in-b-tweins us an kept cutting dah wurse farts.
It wuznt til yeers latur (an Armani NEVER having gas lyk dat agin) dat I realizes I b smellin auld man farts an knot t3h kitteh farts.
PS Nebber wents owt wiff hims agin. But I kepp t3h kitten!!!
ROFL!!! (K, I’m 43 naow, but fart joaks still bust meh up…)
I had a frend hu was kwiet and seereous, but fart jokes alwaes done him in. In fakt, you kud say, “Hay, Ron – fart joke” and hed go to peeses laffin. I alwaes wanted to get him a pare of those slippurs, but I nevur dared. Theyd probly have killd him.
Rule Numba Won: Iffen date go ovr, say, a 4 on teh Fart-o-Meter … DO NOT WANT!
I lyv dat roole!!
Hmmm, so u can blaym tehm on ur doggehs an kittehz? we awwayz bleme eech uther. we need 2 get a pet, nao.
Kickboxin’ kitten sez:
Jab, jab, cross…
Uppercut!
Kick, punc, you no whut to do!
Kitteh doin teh one inch punch!
Furs, nok owt piggy…
Secun, steel bukkit…
Thurd, awshun online to lolrus fur lotsa monies…
I has a finanshul plan!
Ones more inch and I has him. But hows do I gets fatpiggy thru bars?
(and whys does peeg look bigger than kitteh?)
I’z in yur camra, fuxxorin yur purrspecktive!
Batman cat is missing his POW! sign.
Batcat vs. Teh Piguin!
i see it, move yer damn hand!
Dentist kitteh tryin to help lolgunnypig wif veryesspensiv cage visit.
Dis lyk my stoopy brudder, heem alwayz shuvvin heems ikky fingurs in my face lyk dat…no way I try to snif let alone bite…gawd onlee noes whut he been doin wif heem fingur….den heem chase me wif ikky fingur…..
“ooo gonna tuch u”…..stoopy ikky brudder all growed up naw but I still not trust heems sniffin fingurs joke.
This photo caption make me snork LOUD at work and almost get in trubble, but I shared site and eberywon is happy!!!
Kitteh gets fyv minnets fer ilegul yoose ov paws.
Aw relax…siddown I said! The triplets are gonna be by soon, ok?
(Refer to 3 hamsters above the cat lyin down caption contest. I along with many others have put in my “2 cents”!, but alas my 2cents hasn’t appeared)
Hey, piggies shouldn’t be in cages with wire floors! Hurts their feet!
Dood -
Let me turn u on 2 sum cheezburgers! Goodz!!
Testing 1 2 3
my hubs is puter programmer. jus doin this liddle bit wore me out. cant magine doin dis code stuff all dai!!!
ShortSighted kitteh haz Jeebus sindrome – iz trying to mayk ‘poor wittle bunneh’ grow teh eerz bak.
Be heealt wif de powr ov catnip!
lolpiglet okai?! feroshus kitteh!!! =O
Mugsy the Cat was arrested today and charged with assault and battery, breaking and entering, and attempted theft of food. He claimed he thought Skiffles the guinea pig had taken his cheezburger. “I don’t even eat meat,” Skiffles said. “I’m a guinea pig.” Mugsy had been arrested once before, when he thought a dog had taken his toy. In that incident, he was given community service. In the Skiffles case, the judge sentenced him to probation and had him declawed.
lol
My friend’s cat did this when she first introduced her second guinea pig to her first. They were duking it out and all the while, the cat was just trying to poke at them.
Here we sees Loleapig’s Claw Trimmink Service in action.
Not to be a downer but I own guinea pigs and housing them on wire floor cages like the one shown is absolutely terrible for them! They should be housed on flat surfaces covered in something (shavings, fleece, towels, ect)!
Agreed! I’m a guinea pig owner myself. I’m also on the Bing the Guinea Pig Message Board under the same name. JSYK. (just so you know)
Cat wus scratshn his nutz n smeld wird
‘Scuse me, you has a booger. Let me halp.
pull mai finkger.
lol courtesy sniff
As much as I like this pigture, the cage NEEDS BEDDING. Guineapigs can develop “bumblefoot” (where the feet get swollen and sores open and bleed) on a wire floor!
boop.
Noes Piercing