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T-mobile is t3h sux
Nxt tyme try the I-phon, kths!
now shaddap.
Your singing, it makes my head sad.
ROFL, WIN, I’ll haff 2 yooz dis insted uv mah yoozhyooal “Keep ur day job”.
My frens lod sed one time
UR SCARIN MAH EARZ!!!!!
I lurve it.
my frens kid.
lod? I dunno.
Plz – whut is dis “lod?”
Lord Ov Darknis, nachurly!
nice one lad! definetly worth 5 burgers.
(…f’kin prima donna)
“wut? i r cat!”
iz kitteh donna! ur iz dat prima kitteh…
noooooo – “pre Madonna”, as in 1982. . . wtf Teho?
I used to think that’s what it was. In fact, I was in a talent show in 5th grade and that was the name of our group, the pre-madonnas.
like a version…
tuchd fur teh berry first tyme.
so DATS wut “PM” stans for?! u lern sumthin noo evry dae.
Oy. America’z not got talentz.
Roit. Amurka Gotz Nuffin Else Ta Watch!
Iz tiem fur new Heeroze yet? We can haz Torchwood on BBCAmurka nao?
can has seesun 2 of Torchwood plz?
Mormon Tabernacle Choir kitteh must keep up his practice….roommate wishin for kitteh earplugs.
Wot a fren we gotz in Cheesus!
muches beeg win!1! roflol
Church of the Caturday saints be needin da choir reddy for Caturday services…
Da Church of Cheezus Katrist of da Caturday Saints be da rahligion fo meh… Praise be to Cheezus da creator of all cheezeburgers…
oy… d00d… tone it down a notch, k? ur givin me a hedake.
d00d, I has teh hangober…
eetin invisible cheezburger?
AAAAAAAAVVVVEEEE MAREEEEEEEEEIIIIIAAAAAA!!!!
OOOOOh Shweet missssstereeeee of life
at wast I foud yoooooooooooooo!
Maaah b’looooanee haz a fuurst naaaym!
Iz Ooooh Esss Seeeee Aaaaay Arrrrr!
Can u c mah tonsils nao?
mah fangz, let mee show u them.
sed bai CATdracula.
THE CIRCLE OF LIFE, AND IT MOVES US ALL
Please stop.
i r moshun sik
iz lyke dysfunkshonall older marreed cupple. on teh left is teh posh boozer husbin wiv no sensibilitee an a fryteful larf, an awn teh ryte shee haz spirit been slowly crushd by teh wayt ov teh wurld an cowntless inappropriatlee tymed embarrassing storeez.
“Oh Daaaaahling, thats like the time we went to that fantastic kostume partee. I woz dressd as a petrol pump… and yoo went as a sand dune. Awl ov a sudden, yoo had that frightfullee heavy period and evrybodee woz asking whether you were ok, and I said not to worry because we’d actually come as George Bush’s presidency, MWA AH AH AH AAH AH yeeeeeeeess”
*cringe further*
O_O
like Elizabeff Taylr & Richrd Brtin in Whos askeerd ov vrjnya wuf?
“I hoap dat was an emptee kibbl bag, Jeorj! U can’t aford to wayst gud kibbl, nawt on UR salaree!”
Dang, dood–that wun maed even *ME* cringe…
bon appeteet!!
ur bref stinx, dewd.
Kitteh 1: “Bwah hah hah hah!!! Wayt, wayt, I gotz anudder joak… k, ur gonna lub dis wun… dere wuz a pyrat an he woks into a bar, and teh munkee sez… did I say dere wuz a munkee? K, dere wuz a munkee dere 2… anyway, teh pyrat has a steering weel on his pantz… and he… um… wayt… k, I got anudder wun, it’z ebin funnier…”
Kitteh 2: “Sigh…”
Win!!!!!!!
Kitteh 2: “Sigh..” n think “Pls kill meh now lord”
Dat’s wut I be thinkin. He laffin reel hard at sumpthin and other kitteh be like “ugh, get me outta heer!”
Wayt…Ah tellz jokes lyke dis! ^^
SHADDUP!!!!!
IN SOVIET RUSSIA… um….
Yeah. I got nothin’.
AT LAST!
[Snoopydances]
how abowt “In Soviet Russia, loud is so you!”
“in soviet russia, celine dion kitty pushes you over the edge”
dat skanky ho duz dat werever ussr.
in Soviet Russia, Celine Dion brings her bastard daughter to Terrance.
or something like that.
Ya, she do dat NEwhar….
“She’ll sing a song in English,
Den she’ll sing one en Francais.
Bof uv dem will suck,
But I looooove her NEway…”
Airogint Wurmz rool!!!!
Operatic and Critical cats
are operatic and critical, respectively.
hahahahahaha respectively ftw
I is laffin so hard at ur kitteh toots!!
I is so embaressed.
…….YEAH! AND THEN THE WIZE BURD SAID TO THE…..
(not againz, he has tod dat joke a thousan timez)
Tabby: AAAND I-YEEI-YEEI Will AL-WAYZE Luv YOOO-OOOO-OOOOO
Caliko: I wants a divorse.
Kats nemed “Bobby” an “Whitney” den.
“I guess dats why dey call it da bluez!!!”
“I bulivez dey call it cat-er-waulin’ akshully”
i jus had a bad thot.
lolkaraoke.
an u had to share it? sum thots shud be kept frum teh lite ob day. pleas.
ZOMG… teh horror, teh horror….
oh cmon. admits it — if it wer layt nuf, an we wer all drunk nuf, itd be a total hoot.
jus imajin…
[wavy lines]
[wavy lines]
[wavy lines]
[wavy lines] FTW!!@!!1!11
Dats why lolkaraoke wood b ebil. I nawt allowed to drink teh libayshuns. I’d b teh (gasp) onlee sober person in teh room, waytin to drive yalls hoam. Der we wood b, in teh leetl bittee car… and yall wood stil b singin! Nothxbai.
so so funny!
I look here every day to get my LOLcats giggle!
Gitchur lawls on!
Skool piksher dey
Alweyz fijety
LOL, yeh, dere awaz 1 kid wut smyles reel hyooj wid all his teefs, and teh udder kidz wut grimaces. I wuz a grimacer, mahself.
Simon kitteh sez: “Dat was absolootelee dredful!”
Kitteh 1: I iz vampire!!! RAWR1!!!
Kitteh 2: U can haz lyfe plz?
Kitteh 1: “Ah faht we waz role playin?”
Kitteh 2: “Go play in streetz, Ah needz a nap”
“so i cans put away dis Fronsh Mayd owtfit, den?”
I rolls eleventeen sided dices.
Rule buk say “cast spell of silences!”
Srlsy.
Dis luks suspicuslee liek mah D&D frenz.
“Srlsy, d00d, jus’ cuz ur playin a bard dosn’t meen u gotta aktuly sing. Jus roll da dam dice.”
botox. . . itz not foar evrywun. srsly.
one more facelift and she’ll have a beard
So many face lifts when she sits down her mouth opens
Ouchies.
as Joan Riverz sez “wun moar fayslift an sheel be shittin owt her eerz”
“EEEEEEEEEEE…! So what Chester, next Americon Idol, huh, Chester?”
(OMG u must be kidding me!) “Uh yeah, uh sure, go for it”
Ur singing is inadequate….
I r practizing mah throat singen! Muz be getting mah epiffanies
Toovan kitteh singurz?
Kaliko Kitteh
annoyd wiff kuzzin’z seengeeng
needz new playse to Nap
Sum playse kwyett.
Kuzzin no can haz karree
toon in a buckitt
Kallee seekz Shynee
Deevyse. Nebber arowndz wen
U reelee needz wun
Jack.
vote 4 Jack 2 b riting hiz eggscellnt pomz n2 book. ebbreewun iz much kneeding 2 b reeding dem. Yea, Jack! WANT!1!
Iz wil drink to, um I meen vote, fur dat.
“Dood, they stolded ur harblz!!! Lolololoolo!!!1!”
“DENTIST SAYS I GOT GOOD TEEF! SEE?”
“Shut up.”
“U GOT CAVITIES. HA-HA! YOU GOT TO GET FILLINS!”
“Your mom’s a filling.”
“SHE’S YOUR MOM, TOO.”
“You were adopted.”
“WHAT?”
“Nothing. Wanna play Nintendo?”
Prettie Caliko kitteh think ‘Mebbe Mom wil gib me a Cheezburger iff Iz look reel sad & hungrie whn she come hom.. or
Orange kitteh: “Hey!”
Caliko Kitteh think ‘mebbe iff Iz letz Mom snorgle mah bellie & not scratch Mom, I get Cheezburg..’
Orange kitteh “HHEYY!!!!”
Caliko kitten think ‘Purhaps iff Iz sit on Moms lapp whn she come hom..
Orange kitteh: “!!!!Can u heer me NOW!!!!”
Caliko kitteh; “Huh, y wer talkin????”
Orange kitteh “Kthanx”
Caliko kitteh thinks ‘No WAI Iz shar cheezburger I get frm Mom wid dat loudcat!!!’
AYE AYE yi yi, I iz teh Ketteh bandito….what noe greez wit me??
ROLLLL OWWWWWTT TEH BAARRAAAAALLLLL!!!
Niptoberfest?
Dis wun tiem? At Band Camp?
I been waitin to see that posted here.
I knew it was only a matter of time.
HA
HA
HA
I’z pwactsin foar ‘merikun iduhl.
Ummmm yeah.
Gud luk wif dat.
Kaliko kitteh gotz b00bz.
I callin uououououououou. Plz answer meeeeeeeeee..
(Nelson Tiger and Janet McCalico)
“Bai a waterfaaaaaaaaaaall….”
STFU plz kthx
::blinks:: dat still lookz lyk “stuff u” to me. but den, i iz old and set in mai waiz.
LOL! I can see whut u mean.
RRRRRRRRROOOXXXXX-AAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZOMG, Teh possibilitees are nearly endless with this pic. Teh lolkaroke has teh win. But wun I’m surprised nawt to see yet:
“Thunder…Thunder…THUNDER….
THUNDERCATZ HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”
awrite, alreddy, we’ll do teh lolkaraoke….but iffen I cant drink, Im bringin teh camcorderr. An hirin a limo to taek yall hoam.
BTW: Chat in Meebo room Sunday at 4:00 pm Eastern. Lolfrenz will be there.
Is okay Marie, u can drinks, I’ll draiv. I r pregnuntz anywayz. But plz to be going to non-smowkin fussilitee.
Hey~ Yu wantz to com to Owhyo? All fussiliteez non-smokin now. We votid. Yu shud hav herd the rejoysing amung us mewsishuns!
I not b drinkin eether, Jude and D Marie. We take lotsa pikshers and bideo, haz grate blakmayl possibilitees. Wez get rich.
I ken see it naow. “ICHC – Teh Moovy” It b a low bujit flik, we maek dem all pay fur der own drinks. Den we maek some ob dem pay to hav der senes cut from moovy, an we be richs.
U kin leeb mai seens in, butt onlee if u yooz mai speshul liting persun… and maykup artist… and a stand-in 4 awl teh nood seens…
“Een teh junglez, teh miiiitey junglez teh lion sleepz toniiiiitee….”
“Srsly dood–wish u wud sleepz alreddy…”
“toobad YEEEEEEEE DEE DEE DEEEE A-WEEEE UMM UMM UMMM AWAAAAAAAAYYYY”
Ur singing r not relevant to mah interests.
that would have been funnier if it had said *can you hear meow?*
…wwwwIIIIIIIIiiiIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiLLdfiiiiieeeeeeerrrrrrrr….
look! i gotz muh braces off!
Dude, Chicen cross rd. joke not dat funny.