Two headed kitteh

…iz half asleep
photo: scpstm
capped and submitted by: Stephanie
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…iz half asleep
photo: scpstm
capped and submitted by: Stephanie
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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I r stayin’ alert for Cerberus. U can nevar trust doggeez wen ur nappin’.
nice classical reference!
He have teh three heds!
Abslootly! Berry good Hades ref!
Type The Word Cheez
Meez thnk teh kunvershun is 3 daug hedz = 2 kitteh hedz, sew we beez awl gud.
Fluffeh ate meh 3rd hed.
doctor? doctor? I’ve got this unsightly growth on my back… do you think you could do something about it?
i can refers u tu teh ajent wut gots teh Polees in teh Dubl-Mint comershul…
a dood walks into a doctor’s office with a duck on his head
doc: ken ah hep yu?
duck: yeh. theyres dis ting in mah azz…
Just be sure that the doctor you see specializes in “Siamese” cats.
Sorry. I tried to resist.
[groan]
…yeh jus liek i TRYD nots to giv u 5 burgs
wood be sitely iff he opuns hiz eyez.
It’s Zaphod Kittehbrox!
(Half asleep! LOLZ!)
“We r nawt gonna be grayt. We r nawt gonna b amayzing. We r gonna b amayzingly amayzing!”
Nowe… whar mah towil?
Oh nooooes! U dint lose ur towel? Must awlwees no whar ur towel iz.
DON’T PANIC.
DON’T PANIC!
I’M PANICKING!
I’M PANICKING!
Nao dere’s a Frood whut rilly knoes where his towel is…
Hay u katch dat hoopy too-hedded kitteh?
is remyndings me — tomorro iz Frydeg! wich can onlys meen:
PAN GALACTIC GARGLE BLASTERS FOR EVERYONE!
I tot u waz gonna say ALMOST CATURDAY!!!!!
dat tu.
ah seez u at teh restrant at teh en of teh yoonivers…doan start wifout me!
Hitchiker gets menny cheezburgers for ebryone!
WANT
now, wearz marvin?
“Sigh… you don’t want to know… it’s soooooo depressing…”
he’s jus dis kitteh, u kno?
I read that as Zaphod Litterbrox.
I really need sleep.
LOLOL! I must be just as tired cuz, so did I…now all my office mates think I’m a loon…LOL! on a aort of related note, my kitteh is named Trillian…she’s bootiful! I have to get gud lolcat pic yet, tho…
Keep tryn, an membre, zome o dah bezt 1z R dah smplist. Likez dah Faceplant on SOMC.
I LUV teh name!!!!
yesh.
Seward’s sub-conshiz can has much win.
*snort*
Dat wurks, tu!
KBAI, AND THX FOAR ALL TEH FEESH
win!
2 heds r better than wun… meens DUBBL CHEEZBURGERZ!!!
or onlee haf!
Noooooooooooooooes!!!!!1!!
Or 2 Double cheezburgers, 1 for each meaning 4 cheezburgers!
or eet cheezburgerz 2x as fast?
AARRHARHARHARHAR
and the one half is WIDE awake too!!
kp
I wud be sleepin ifn he wud
ST0P SN0ARIN!!
SHADDUP!!!
A little halp plz.
‘member teh moovie toatal recall?
Whaddahell was teh name of teh d00de dat growed outta teh ovver d00de’s side?
Dat’s whut dis kitteh remindz me of.
Quatto or summat?
FANKOO!!! wuz drivin me nutz.
I luv it whun peeps Herriot speek
Allus. He allus been subjick to it.
Summat. “something”
James Herriot is teh MAN!
Aymen, sistah! I red his buks ’til dey wuz wore owt.
I has a fren in York, and he duz tawk liek dat! He putz it on a littl thik 2 mayk me laff, but he duz say “summat” 4 reelz. (An den he teezes meh abowt mah Californy axent!)
I allus like the word “naught.”
Whatcha doin’?
Naught.
…i r qwyt naughty, azza matr of fact.
…or summat.
Eee lass that’s champion. Th’art speakin t’ Herriot speak right grand.
Ooh! I is lissening tu teh oddiobuk of Awl Crechurs Grate an Smawl, reded by Christopher Timothy hu plade Dokter Herriot in teh telebishun shoze. Is pritty gud but I whish he did teh Yorkshur moar.
*gasp* i has dat oddiobuk an i compleetlee agrees! teh Trickee Woo storeez is teh bestest. (thotted me & mah mommeh wuz teh onlee wunz still lubin teh ACG&S! o foolish meh!)
ackshulee, i rented sum frum nitflix a cuppl munfs ago an wuz SO fun to see teh owld episodes agen…
I luff the ACGAS toooooo! Uzed 2 watch when I was a kid…have the books, toooo!
I heerd that the laydee who is the reel mommah of “Triki Woo” red teh books an instantly rekinized herself - fortunitly, she thot it was screemingly funneh.
I can’t hear the theme song to ACGAS without tearing up.
Iz embarassen!
Y shld him? Dah man who wrotz dah bukz waz Scautizh, nawt Yorkshir.
Sry. I ment I whish teh dood reding teh buk alowd on teh reckrdig traide harder tu du teh axents.
I thought Herriot himself was amazingly accurate with writing the accents. That’s not an easy thing to do.
T3h laytist Dubblemint gumm spolksman. (spolkskitteh)
ROFL, sumhaow teh ideeya uv kittehs chooing gum… 2 funnee!
LAWLZ! Kittehs goin gnaw gnaw wif teh bak teef.. all open moufed.
And Blowin bubblez…ZOMGWAFFLEZ!!!
muh sistr had a kitteh wen we wuz kidz, he wud steel gum owtta momz purs, en nom nom nom on it, den leev it onna flor wif toof marks all ovr it fr sumwun tu step on inna mornin. dat kitteh wernt ryte inna hed.