Two headed kitteh
…iz half asleep
photo: scpstm
capped and submitted by: Stephanie
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I r stayin’ alert for Cerberus. U can nevar trust doggeez wen ur nappin’.
nice classical reference!
He have teh three heds!
Abslootly! Berry good Hades ref!
Type The Word Cheez
Meez thnk teh kunvershun is 3 daug hedz = 2 kitteh hedz, sew we beez awl gud.
Fluffeh ate meh 3rd hed.
doctor? doctor? I’ve got this unsightly growth on my back… do you think you could do something about it?
i can refers u tu teh ajent wut gots teh Polees in teh Dubl-Mint comershul…
a dood walks into a doctor’s office with a duck on his head
doc: ken ah hep yu?
duck: yeh. theyres dis ting in mah azz…
Just be sure that the doctor you see specializes in “Siamese” cats.
Sorry. I tried to resist.
[groan]
…yeh jus liek i TRYD nots to giv u 5 burgs
wood be sitely iff he opuns hiz eyez.
It’s Zaphod Kittehbrox!
(Half asleep! LOLZ!)
“We r nawt gonna be grayt. We r nawt gonna b amayzing. We r gonna b amayzingly amayzing!”
Nowe… whar mah towil?
Oh nooooes! U dint lose ur towel? Must awlwees no whar ur towel iz.
elfnugget nawt no were towil iz… I stol’d it.
DON’T PANIC.
DON’T PANIC!
I’M PANICKING!
I’M PANICKING!
Nao dere’s a Frood whut rilly knoes where his towel is…
Hay u katch dat hoopy too-hedded kitteh?
is remyndings me — tomorro iz Frydeg! wich can onlys meen:
PAN GALACTIC GARGLE BLASTERS FOR EVERYONE!
I tot u waz gonna say ALMOST CATURDAY!!!!!
dat tu.
ah seez u at teh restrant at teh en of teh yoonivers…doan start wifout me!
Hitchiker gets menny cheezburgers for ebryone!
WANT
now, wearz marvin?
“Sigh… you don’t want to know… it’s soooooo depressing…”
he’s jus dis kitteh, u kno?
I read that as Zaphod Litterbrox.
I really need sleep.
LOLOL! I must be just as tired cuz, so did I…now all my office mates think I’m a loon…LOL! on a aort of related note, my kitteh is named Trillian…she’s bootiful! I have to get gud lolcat pic yet, tho…
Keep tryn, an membre, zome o dah bezt 1z R dah smplist. Likez dah Faceplant on SOMC.
I LUV teh name!!!!
yesh.
Seward’s sub-conshiz can has much win.
*snort*
Dat wurks, tu!
KBAI, AND THX FOAR ALL TEH FEESH
win!
2 heds r better than wun… meens DUBBL CHEEZBURGERZ!!!
or onlee haf!
Noooooooooooooooes!!!!!1!!
Or 2 Double cheezburgers, 1 for each meaning 4 cheezburgers!
or eet cheezburgerz 2x as fast?
AARRHARHARHARHAR
and the one half is WIDE awake too!!
kp
I wud be sleepin ifn he wud
ST0P SN0ARIN!!
SHADDUP!!!
A little halp plz.
‘member teh moovie toatal recall?
Whaddahell was teh name of teh d00de dat growed outta teh ovver d00de’s side?
Dat’s whut dis kitteh remindz me of.
Quatto or summat?
FANKOO!!! wuz drivin me nutz.
I luv it whun peeps Herriot speek
Allus. He allus been subjick to it.
Summat. “something”
James Herriot is teh MAN!
Aymen, sistah! I red his buks ’til dey wuz wore owt.
I has a fren in York, and he duz tawk liek dat! He putz it on a littl thik 2 mayk me laff, but he duz say “summat” 4 reelz. (An den he teezes meh abowt mah Californy axent!)
I allus like the word “naught.”
Whatcha doin’?
Naught.
…i r qwyt naughty, azza matr of fact.
…or summat.
Eee lass that’s champion. Th’art speakin t’ Herriot speak right grand.
Ooh! I is lissening tu teh oddiobuk of Awl Crechurs Grate an Smawl, reded by Christopher Timothy hu plade Dokter Herriot in teh telebishun shoze. Is pritty gud but I whish he did teh Yorkshur moar.
*gasp* i has dat oddiobuk an i compleetlee agrees! teh Trickee Woo storeez is teh bestest. (thotted me & mah mommeh wuz teh onlee wunz still lubin teh ACG&S! o foolish meh!)
ackshulee, i rented sum frum nitflix a cuppl munfs ago an wuz SO fun to see teh owld episodes agen…
I luff the ACGAS toooooo! Uzed 2 watch when I was a kid…have the books, toooo!
I heerd that the laydee who is the reel mommah of “Triki Woo” red teh books an instantly rekinized herself – fortunitly, she thot it was screemingly funneh.
I can’t hear the theme song to ACGAS without tearing up.
Iz embarassen!
Y shld him? Dah man who wrotz dah bukz waz Scautizh, nawt Yorkshir.
Sry. I ment I whish teh dood reding teh buk alowd on teh reckrdig traide harder tu du teh axents.
I thought Herriot himself was amazingly accurate with writing the accents. That’s not an easy thing to do.
T3h laytist Dubblemint gumm spolksman. (spolkskitteh)
ROFL, sumhaow teh ideeya uv kittehs chooing gum… 2 funnee!
LAWLZ! Kittehs goin gnaw gnaw wif teh bak teef.. all open moufed.
And Blowin bubblez…ZOMGWAFFLEZ!!!
muh sistr had a kitteh wen we wuz kidz, he wud steel gum owtta momz purs, en nom nom nom on it, den leev it onna flor wif toof marks all ovr it fr sumwun tu step on inna mornin. dat kitteh wernt ryte inna hed.
dubblehedded blk kitteh
haz dubbioz intenshuns
one hed sleepz whilze odder waits to grabs cheezburger
iz disagree. iz not haf alsepe, is haf awake.
Bigg difrenz.
Multiple-personality cat! One likez cheezburger and de uvver likez cheezburger….erm…wait…dat can’t be right…
Mebbe wun lieks burgers wid cheez, an teh udder lieks cheez wid his burgerz?
he has mowse ova hes hed……… WTF? waks up brudder…… an chek dis out.
Dis kitteh has onlee two asses. It is useless to me…
Southpark Monkeys FTW!!!
LOL!!
u heard Jonathan Coulton’s Skullcrusher Mountain???
OMG TEH WIN….
“I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don’t like it
What’s with all the screaming?
You like monkeys! You like ponies!
Maybe you don’t like monsters so much?
Maybe I used too many monkeys?
Isn’t it enough to know that I ruined a pony
making a gift for you??”
…
Zomgz him is teh win.
LAWLZ…This monkey has 7 azzes.
EHN!!!
I’m wit stoopid. Me too!
Kitteh nawt haz 2
heddz. Juss 2 Midnyte Kittehz
inz lush simmetree
If iez wur kloasd, den
no wun wood noatiss. Sum wun
plz turn awff t3h lytez!
Darkness iz Kittehz’ frend
Hewminz no seez well in it
Kittehz rool t3h nyte!
Jack.
Jack, u r teh bestest powet. plz tu b puting ur poms n2 book nao. i mustest 2 bai ur book ov poms. kthxbai
yes, in a <3 beet! I would be lined up at teh book stor for kitteh powems book…maek book now, plz!
if iz a <3 beet, duz dat maek it a 2 beet?
(I noez whut yoo wrote dere…iz bein sillee.)
In Soviet Russia dah Kitteh haz dah kitteh.
…has Soviet Russia!
LAWL! That’s HILARIOUS! two headed kitteh is HALF asleep!! lolololl cause one of them has their eyes close! i love it! 5 cheezburgers!
Sure, they get this wun, but they don’ts get mai joke about 50% of pointy ends from a few posts back LOLs
(kindly) Iz all rite, TkyB, I gotz it. Sum peeps jus too stopy for ssofistik -
sopis – sephistik – um, hi-class hyoomur.
i didn wants tu be teh wun tu tels u… coz i alredy has tu much pee-dantik… but yr maff wuz off. front-deeklaw kitteh stil can has 60% poyntee ens! 3 owts of 5!
enywaiz im shur das wy peeps wus nots unerstanding u.
er… wayt.
yu wz cowntings ALL ends, wrnt u? nots jus teh YOOSOOULLY poynty wons?
nevar myn.
Dis vigilant 2-hed kitteh garding teh golden cheezburgurs of the Hesperides.
Haha very clever caption
*Warning*
Obscure “Dennis Miller Style” Reference ahead…
Which one is Rosie Greer?
haf onleh~ other hed is awakes XD
kitty always makes me lol
I see what you did there.
this pic is full of winz and awesumness…ez.
I kept it in a box
I watched it grow a lot
It chewed right through the lock
And ate all the new kids on the block.
The Cat with 2 Heads!
what breed of kitten are you kittens?