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Two headed kitteh

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…iz half asleep

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

Seward

I r stayin’ alert for Cerberus. U can nevar trust doggeez wen ur nappin’.

julyisthebestmonth

nice classical reference!

He have teh three heds!

kiwican

Abslootly! Berry good Hades ref!

 
 
conscious cat

Meez thnk teh kunvershun is 3 daug hedz = 2 kitteh hedz, sew we beez awl gud.

 
 
Taaner

Fluffeh ate meh 3rd hed.

 
 
stend

doctor? doctor? I’ve got this unsightly growth on my back… do you think you could do something about it?

Teho

i can refers u tu teh ajent wut gots teh Polees in teh Dubl-Mint comershul…

 
cSmall

a dood walks into a doctor’s office with a duck on his head
doc: ken ah hep yu?
duck: yeh. theyres dis ting in mah azz…

 
Shera (kittehvet)

Just be sure that the doctor you see specializes in “Siamese” cats.

Sorry. I tried to resist.

Teho

[groan]
…yeh jus liek i TRYD nots to giv u 5 burgs

 
 
Sunnshyne

wood be sitely iff he opuns hiz eyez.

 
 
Cottleston Pie

It’s Zaphod Kittehbrox!

(Half asleep! LOLZ!)

BonzoGal

“We r nawt gonna be grayt. We r nawt gonna b amayzing. We r gonna b amayzingly amayzing!”

elfinugget

Nowe… whar mah towil?

mini

Oh nooooes! U dint lose ur towel? Must awlwees no whar ur towel iz.

 
 
 
 
 
Teho

I’M PANICKING!
I’M PANICKING!

 
Turkeyburger (no relation)

Nao dere’s a Frood whut rilly knoes where his towel is…

elfinugget

Hay u katch dat hoopy too-hedded kitteh?

Teho

is remyndings me — tomorro iz Frydeg! wich can onlys meen:
PAN GALACTIC GARGLE BLASTERS FOR EVERYONE!

 
Flartus

ah seez u at teh restrant at teh en of teh yoonivers…doan start wifout me!

Sunnshyne

Hitchiker gets menny cheezburgers for ebryone!

 
 
 
 
 
 
BonzoGal

“Sigh… you don’t want to know… it’s soooooo depressing…”

 
 
wrongobongo

he’s jus dis kitteh, u kno?

 
Seward

I read that as Zaphod Litterbrox.

I really need sleep.

Sabrina

LOLOL! I must be just as tired cuz, so did I…now all my office mates think I’m a loon…LOL! on a aort of related note, my kitteh is named Trillian…she’s bootiful! I have to get gud lolcat pic yet, tho…

paws4thot

Keep tryn, an membre, zome o dah bezt 1z R dah smplist. Likez dah Faceplant on SOMC.

 
 
Teho

yesh.
Seward’s sub-conshiz can has much win.

 
 
Cottleston Pie

*snort*

Dat wurks, tu!

 
 
Turkeyburger (no relation)

KBAI, AND THX FOAR ALL TEH FEESH

 
 
 
BonzoGal

2 heds r better than wun… meens DUBBL CHEEZBURGERZ!!!

 
Lind Say

Or 2 Double cheezburgers, 1 for each meaning 4 cheezburgers!

 
 
 
Kimmypage

AARRHARHARHARHAR

and the one half is WIDE awake too!!

kp ;)

 
Melissa

I wud be sleepin ifn he wud
ST0P SN0ARIN!!

SHADDUP!!!

 
Melissa

A little halp plz.
‘member teh moovie toatal recall?
Whaddahell was teh name of teh d00de dat growed outta teh ovver d00de’s side?
Dat’s whut dis kitteh remindz me of.

Melissa

FANKOO!!! wuz drivin me nutz.

 
Melissa

I luv it whun peeps Herriot speek

Allus. He allus been subjick to it.
Summat. “something”

James Herriot is teh MAN!

BonzoGal

Aymen, sistah! I red his buks ’til dey wuz wore owt.

I has a fren in York, and he duz tawk liek dat! He putz it on a littl thik 2 mayk me laff, but he duz say “summat” 4 reelz. (An den he teezes meh abowt mah Californy axent!)

Two Silver Cats

I allus like the word “naught.”

Whatcha doin’?
Naught.

Teho

…i r qwyt naughty, azza matr of fact.

 
 
 
 
Wolverine Girl

Eee lass that’s champion. Th’art speakin t’ Herriot speak right grand.

 
Cottleston Pie

Ooh! I is lissening tu teh oddiobuk of Awl Crechurs Grate an Smawl, reded by Christopher Timothy hu plade Dokter Herriot in teh telebishun shoze. Is pritty gud but I whish he did teh Yorkshur moar.

sillyannz

*gasp* i has dat oddiobuk an i compleetlee agrees! teh Trickee Woo storeez is teh bestest. (thotted me & mah mommeh wuz teh onlee wunz still lubin teh ACG&S! o foolish meh!)

ackshulee, i rented sum frum nitflix a cuppl munfs ago an wuz SO fun to see teh owld episodes agen…

Sabrina

I luff the ACGAS toooooo! Uzed 2 watch when I was a kid…have the books, toooo!

 
Duffy

I heerd that the laydee who is the reel mommah of “Triki Woo” red teh books an instantly rekinized herself - fortunitly, she thot it was screemingly funneh.

 
leaderoftheband

I can’t hear the theme song to ACGAS without tearing up.
Iz embarassen!

 
 
paws4thot

Y shld him? Dah man who wrotz dah bukz waz Scautizh, nawt Yorkshir.

Cottleston Pie

Sry. I ment I whish teh dood reding teh buk alowd on teh reckrdig traide harder tu du teh axents.

I thought Herriot himself was amazingly accurate with writing the accents. That’s not an easy thing to do.

 
 
 
 
 
 
cat butt squirrel butt

T3h laytist Dubblemint gumm spolksman. (spolkskitteh)

BonzoGal

ROFL, sumhaow teh ideeya uv kittehs chooing gum… 2 funnee!

Melissa

LAWLZ! Kittehs goin gnaw gnaw wif teh bak teef.. all open moufed.

And Blowin bubblez…ZOMGWAFFLEZ!!!

 
teenie

muh sistr had a kitteh wen we wuz kidz, he wud steel gum owtta momz purs, en nom nom nom on it, den leev it onna flor wif toof marks all ovr it fr sumwun tu step on inna mornin. dat kitteh wernt ryte inna hed.