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Lazerz pew pew pew!!!!!! Kitteh attak!!!!!!!!
OMG! I seem to be SECOND and have nothing clever to say! The Poster’s Nightmare!
Well – Third’s not bad, either. Soooooooo close. If only I hadn’t . . .
what – been scared away from the keyboard by lazer powered kitties?
Yez.
LOL. Rudy shawt frst.
Silly Rudy.
lol coffee sprayed everywhere!
Jah dis wan has much WIN!!! =D Ah laffed so big, dey sez at werk: “Hey myst wot so funnee?” Ah sez: “pew pew pew!!!”
alwayz sumbody fails to get memo
messij tu u, Rudy…
Stop ur messing arownd
Better tink uv ur fuchure
Tyme u straytined rite owt
Creeyatin problums in town
u maek me feel so speshul.
U r!!!
Or you’ll wind up…in jail.
DAMMITT!! Mah lazurz wawnt chrge up. u has to fite wifowt me. i be under teh bed.
He is such a wuss.
mebbe he nawt need “lay – zur”. mebbe hee yozz teh fawce!
Eez heemz niknayme Sir Robbin?
Brave Sir Robin ran away
Bravely, ran away…away…
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled…
Bahahahahahah!! win!
go chaenj ur armors.
lay-zur; lay-zee…. Rudee get confoosded… mus be naptiem!
eezy mistaek tu mayk
…PS: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Rudy sez: Dangitall! I jes wen in yestirday and got da upgrade…an now I iz gettin errer messidges an dey doan werk!
oops. Great minz, Melissa!
yes maam! ♥
Don get Rudy ref.
(Sigh… too old to play?)
I don’t think it’s a reference, just a random name they assigned to the kitty with no eye-lasers.
Noe, noe! Iz referenz. I juzt got it. Must be Rudy, teh Redd Nozed Raindear.
Yes it’s the kitteh without the glowing eyes. He looks like a Rudy, yes?
Noooooess! No wun iz too old to play. I is old (hao old u saye? – Bin retyred fur sum yrs nao), and offen dunt get stuff – wun shood just ask. Sum wun wil splayne it tu uz. AND dunt furgit – wee hoo iz older knoe much the liddl wunz dont! (I admitz, I’s sumwhut bashfool tu sai I dont get it)
Eggzactly ! Mee 2- old, retyred & bashfool- thx 4 teh post, Jannett
On teh intarwebz, no wun noez u is enny ayj! We r awl eekwul in teh ize uv Cheez.
ROFL “eekwul in teh ize uv Cheez”!!!!
Ey cheddar to think of it!
har.
gouda one.
Such el-emmental phun.
We be democratical
Random name. HimS look Rudy-like…
Not in mude sry, hav mygrane
So sorry to heer dat. I can has had mygranz b4. Dey iz teh LOSE AND FAIL. oops…dint meen to yell. Mygranz…do not want!!!!!!!!!111111eleventyone111!!!
Jah maigraynez eez ebil, has a pamprin n a coffee n sit in dark room n fink of happee foughts…lazers totalleh weel beh disabulled…
yah, onlee kyoor I know uv is take a nap… iz da big suxxorz!
Agreed. Ne1 hoo bothrz meee win Iz nappin fum maigrayn will b eggsekyooted witowt tryuhl.
Teh herb Feverfew is gud for preventin migrainz (I takes it); maek sur it doan clash wit any medikashuns furst, tho! An iffen u getz one, two Excedrin an 500 mg. magnesium r big help (plees to lie down in quiet, dark room wit a cold compres … but u alrudy new dat!)
kthxbai…
poor kitteh. kant fire lazerz wif a mygrane. dat kowch prob’ly not hepping, eever.
HAHA! gotcha before you could do that to me on my last comment!
There’s some dillhol3 givin every one just one burger. It’s not even reading the comments, it’s just going down the line.
Sad liddl trolls … they has an odor. PEW! PEW PEW!
yez, i notis dis lots. him gets ovar-rueld prety qwik tho.
I alwayz givz u 5 burgerz. I’ze ur fan kluub. A dillhol3?!?!?!?! Ha, ha – u seez hao gud ur reeleh R!!
Aww fankoo so shweet! I has teh humble.
Rudy: Gives mee a braek, i onlee jus woak ups…
Yeh, can’t u skedyool battls at moar konveeneyint tiem? Sheeesh!
I dun beliv in lehzers.
…buts dey bleev in ur corneas!
Onlee wayz I can get heer iz 2 goes 2 “I iz dun…” an click “Psst Rudy” dere. Is not so grate ackshully.
An now haz unborked!
Yaaaaii! Unorked iz gud!
Lame.
Don’t be so hard on yourself!
Lame?? Purrhapz u R too awld, and not get the Rudy refurrenz?
[snork!]
Maybe. I just thought the photo is great but the caption is lame.
so maeks a beter oen! cmon!
Yeh, doan’t flame uthers- go maek sum lolcats uv ur oan and submit dem!
yeh, wassup widdat? ai got a groop emayl sayin that sumwun dint knoe abowt teh Rudy joek? Like, wtf?
Az teh Stephen Colbert sez, “We accept your apology.” Gud u thot the photo grate, fur it iz. En if u juzt imajinz teh Rudy-Cat az a relative of the Rudy Raindeer of the Redd Glowing Noze fayme, I think it shudd maek u at leest smyle!
Uv coarse, i cud b rong.. Purrhapz teh capshuner choze “Rudy” randumleh – but dat siemz nawt lykleh tu meh. Iz tu clever furr dat.
Do better.
Lamecomment is lame.
[eyes cross]
[head spins]
No need lazerz. Kamra not hert. (I livs wit idiuts!)
Rudie bean drinkun brews f3r brukfast
Rooodie can’t faiiiiiiil!
Yow!
Aktuly, rudie did fail.
That was the first thing I thought of too!!!
On the route of the 19 bus!
We is the notoriuz Blankit Banditz.
We ride into ur townz before dawn.
We put ur blankit on yr couchez.
And den…. we sits on it!
Plz to mak ur own seatin rrangemintz.
Doan mak uz lazer u.
An, oh yeah, plz we have a snax?
Kthx
aka Da KowchSurfin Lownj Fungi
Very close to the phrase mai frends and I used when we wuz younger:
“We come to your house. We eat your food. We use your bathroom. Then we leave…”
iz better than bein marsoopeeyalz. marsoopeeyal eats roots and leaves.
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhh…
eats, shoots and leaves
dats teh panda
mebbe eats roots, shoots and leaves?
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
sorta liek “heer we ar now ennertayns us”?
We can has group conformity… RUDY!
Group conformity??? CATS? Rudy is doomed.
Meanwhile, da kittehs doan reelize da ginormous red couch iz gettin’ reddy to… ATTACK!
in Soviet Russia…
….Komrade Kouch has you!
again guyz. someone forgetz to turn on the lightz again.
Okeh everbudy, r u redy?
Yes, Oreo, yer hair luks fine.
Gingursnap, smile pls?
Smokey, move yer tail owt of Rudy’s fase…
Okeh…wun – tu – free – say cheezburger!
…Rudy!
ROFLMAO!
doot dooooo, do do doot.
watch out!! there out 2 tak ovr teh werld!!!
Our Xenon Eyez – let us show ju dem
Reminds me of this song:
Beastie Boys – Intergalactic
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GDS83yrM30Y
Beasties FTW!!
erm… okays, am opinyun-atid Beesteez fan, an dis wuz not wun of ther “wins”. sumtyms akting lyk dorks iz juss dorky.
“Egg Man” an “Ch-Check It Out” succeed wher dis oen duzzint, tho.
sownz lyke sumwun haznt slept til brooklin?
Frankie Goes to Holywood iz on dah stereo, awl da udder kittehz hear “layzer beemz BEEM“. Rudy heerz “Relax…doan do it”.
teh green layzrs vershin wuz betar den teh goldn showrs vershin enywai. pleh
so not want!
mai boldness can haz kloshur?
apparently not
pyew pyew. mebbe Rudy nawt need layzur coz has Scanners insted.
CatScanners: Ur hed nawt assploed from teh kyootness…Ur he just assploed!!
Feng shui kittehs r in yer hauz, enhancin yer energeez n teh lyke…
I’m no expert, but aren’t kittehs supposed to be bad for Feng Shui? Something like they congregate in places where negative energy gathers?
Anyone moar Feng Shui-y than myself back me up on dis wun?
This is where cats can help, they are sensitive to these energies and they can have a beneficial effect on them. Cats always gravitate towards areas of bad or stale chi within the home or garden and set about converting it into a more auspicious energy. Also there are the benefits of the love and affection that is created when a cat is brought into a home. Tests have proved that living together is beneficial for people and pets. Stroking a cat lowers heart rates, blood pressure and stress levels.
http://www.giveusahome.co.uk/articles/fengshui.htm
They can also be a guess gud detektorz of dah bad areeaz? Mebbe can has Feng Fix?
Mah kitteh haz fang shui.
wuldn’t be fang sushi?
Kittehs gravitayt but tehy awwayz fawl on there pawz.
Annywayz, dis iz all komun nalij. ‘Chi’ is pronuncd ‘ki’ in Chaineez, witch r onlee a sohrt form ov ‘kitteh’. So awl teh gud enrjeez r teh kitteh.
Wut I’ve red is dat kittehs are sensitive to bad feng shui, and will trai to git u to fix it bai poynting it owt. Dat’s cuz dey see under ur furnichurz where dust and junx gather, and supposedly teh kittehs doan’t like it. So dey not bad 4 Feng Shui, dey jus moar jumpeez abowt it.
Anyhoo, if Feng Shui did say dat kittehs were bad 4 feng shui, I’d say “Mah Kitteh-Fu is soopeeryorz 2 ur Feng Shoowee!”
dood. thatz teh funniest mentl pikshur. i tink iz mebbe sumting abowt cats & ‘congregate’ juss bork ma hed.
Ah postedz but dinnea show up cuz of lynk ; ;
This is where cats can help, they are sensitive to these energies and they can have a beneficial effect on them. Cats always gravitate towards areas of bad or stale chi within the home or garden and set about converting it into a more auspicious energy. Also there are the benefits of the love and affection that is created when a cat is brought into a home. Tests have proved that living together is beneficial for people and pets. Stroking a cat lowers heart rates, blood pressure and stress levels.
here wif no lynk…
So if dat eez rite n dah kittehs r congregatin on dat plehofa…den…dah plehofa ebil???
Hmm, strange. Stroking a kitty usually accellerates my heartrate…
Sorry, that wun wuz just too easy…
Like me.
Dat’s wut she sed!
Wunuv deez fingz iz snot lyk teh udderz.
Snot? Udders? Who let the cowz in heer?
♪Who let teh cowz iiinnnn?
Moooo, moo moomoo…♪
hee hee hee!
dats wut eye was tinkin tew!
Cow paddy Cow paaaaddy. anybodese member dat song?
She rode into town to find the man that killed her daddy…
yipyiyaaay…
yes..wuz by same won who singed Wildwood Flower…brains borked…not meber naim…
Jim Stafford. I has teh disc. Also sang “I dont lyke spydurs an snakes”
Refrense Lolbrarian rides agayn!
Har!
I gotta say … there’s a sofa that could only be improved upon by the addition of cat hairs. FUGLY FUGLY BuTT UGLY!
Kittehs iz ironiclee tryin to maek it purty by addishun ov der beyootee???
Yeah. They put a blanket down to protect or conceal? I’ts not so much teh shape as teh color. It clashes wif teh kittehs.
I don wanna uffend ne bodeez whoz oons dat kowch, but I tawt it luk lyk dah kowch frum “Coming to America” when the peoples gawt up an their hair oils stained the kowch—yukky pleh ick and all that grossness
Feng Shui kittehs r congregatin on yer plehofa…beware…
“plehofa”
You hast to admit tho–as furniture tends to go on ICHC, this wun isn’t that bad…
Rudy no to making giv in too pere preshur – onlee uz lazr pwr fr gudz an naut fr evul!
Dis was sooo cyoot! ^^
Laff0rzing more
kitteh starz troopors! attackz nowz!
Izzat starz trooperz or stare trooperz? Cuz dey all stayrin at me!
Kitteh Line UP
It was #3 officer —- I saw him steal the tuna sanwizh.
But is wun of dem
Teh Cheezburglr????? (cue dramatic moosic)
2nd kitteh to left dint gotz memoez.
“Dood, I so couldn’t read that e-mail. It wuz all just ‘lfcsahkvgfjlivgfhfcsahw rauydvx0i9 8dsweqmk,jlnfdsa’. I meen, WTF is with dat?”
hehe!!
cat-like typing detected.
Pampurrd Kowch Kittehz
poze 4 plush pix. Blankee’z dere
to katch wut dey shed
Each Kitteh haz itz
terreetorree 2 proteckt.
Meeteengz arz kwyte rayr
Kowch Kittehz no needz
layzerz. Kontrolz thayr Hewminz
wiff purrz an soff fur
Jack.
Time to replacing Rudy’s catteries.
Your fungshway-Let us fix it…
Hypnotik Kittehs is Hypnotik.
(ALL HAIL TEH HYPNOTOAD!)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL HAAAAAAAAIL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_BD_WBg9aA
????????????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bB2G1FWgr8
Rudy: Wait… wut? Oh… rite, teh lazurs. Meh. I nawt feelin lazuree rite nao. Lets wach sum owld reruns uv Mistur Sho. *bonguling water sownd*
dood yr startin liek foar owers an nynteen minnitz erlee today! wtf?
oh dood… pai no attenshun to teh tiem zons… tiem is liek totalee arbitraree… (well, ackshulee… it is. but dat’s nawt teh poynt!)
Owt ov ar way! CATurday morning CATuwns iz on!!!
wun uv deeze cats is not leik de uvvers
wun uv deeze cats jus duzzint belong
can U tell witch cat is not leik de uvvers
bye de tiem I finnish my song…
Wow. I hocked up this particular hair ball about two weeks ago.
Ever1, so happi u lik, thx 4 da luv!