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i can has giddyapp???
TO HAWGWORTZ
…and biyond!
*readies teh coconuts*
*akting shrubberyli*
(Adding onto current)
Onward thy brav steed….. We shall catch those cheeze bandits, and thou shall has thy cheezburger!!!
The next frame probably looks something like the “dog flips hotdog off of nose” pet trick, lol. Mousie’s sittin on teh ninjakitteh after all.
I can has nom nom nom?
I am I, Don Quixote
The Mouse of La Mancha
rotflmao! yay!!
And kitteh luks abowt as enthoosyastik as Rozinante wuz. (I.e., nawt verry…)
Here’s a literary reference for you:
In “Travels with Charley,” John Steinbeck named his little camper-truck-thing “Rocinante.”
For some reason I always think of that BEFORE Don Quixote.
In Hemispheres, the ship to Cygnus is called Rocinante.
This was your random Rush fact for the day.
Yay, Rush!
Goin’ to see them next Thursday….
I went to rush’s concert in mansfield in july, it was great you won’t be disappointed.
Rat mind meld: “Your thoughts, they are of ratburgers! The horrorrr!”
Mai mind to your mind. Mai mind to your mind.
De PAYN!!! De PAYN!!! Chil…drun….ded… de PAYN!!!
Ize a kitteh Gim, nawt a bryklayah!
much winz fur da StarTrek refrenz !!
Eye centzes gryte payne…
We are gathered here
to mourn Psycho Mouse. Here’s the
last known photograph.
Psycho Mouse died doin wat he luvved!!!1!
ninjakitteh looks rather annoyed. I wonder who is less comfortable in that situation–kitteh, or mouseh?! if I wuz the latter I’d be a little concerned for mah safety…
Ninjakitteh luks kinda asleep, akshuly.
Onward my brave steed!
*ZZZZZZZZZZ*
Uh… steed?
*ZZZZZZZZZZ*
Ninja kitteh meditates on ZZZZzzzzzzzennnnn…
iz not zandwerm
but i rides it anywayz
i can has spicy cheezburger?
I dune-kno…
teh myce musts flow!
Win!!1!
Iz mouse engaged in ’sting’ operation.
photo submitted by david lynch-kitteh
Iz da lass tyme I get da taek-oot frum da Taco Bell
In Soviet Russia….food takes YOU out!!
Staydeum fud duz dat tu mee, tu.
Datz it ketteh – keep eyze closed — hoominz are not, repeat not, puttin teh foodz in baow– kkeep closed plz I just go taste test k? makes srz noe poysin
Dude, last nite i dreamz about a mowse.
It was soooo reel like….
i cud almust tell it had a flavur.
Srsly.
I can has less catnip befurr naptimez.
STEED? STEED?
MAN U TRIPPIN.
We in dis togever man.
CUZ NO ONE STEELZ TEH CHEEZ FROM MAH HOWZE!
NOW GIT OFFA MAH HED!
*thinkin* u gonna go gud wif cheez. yesh.
Try adjusting the miter limit of that black stroke (around the letters) and you won’t get those nasty spikes. Also, I recommend not stroking the letters themselves, but a copy of the text you’ve copied/pasted in back.
bucuz is impoartnt ur lolcats be redy fr teh clyent prezzintayshin.
thppppppppt
Whut? Whoze strokin spikes in here????????
p.s. – what teho said.
well… normally that would’ve been a helpful graphic-design suggestion, to be perfectly fair.
Helpful Powerpoint suggestion. Not Oxymoron? Well other than “Don’t do a Powerpoint presentation?” that is: That’s always helpful.
I tinks he sayd Spike (teh mowseh) iz strokin Blackie (teh kitteh). Maybe dat y Blackie luk lyk hez purrrn – hez gettin mowsie snorgles!!
I doesn’t beelieve I orders a wake up call. It good it comes wif brekfust tho. Is pretty gud aktually.
Brave Steed is at peace wif teh world. Teh mouse, not so much.
iz troo.
mouseh needz too melo out a bit
Cheeze Bandits?
Thot use sayd katch “Cheezeburgers.”
Bandit? Not want. Kant nomnomnom bandit.
Well, you *could*, “But that is called “cannibalism,” my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.”
Hee hee. Nise “Charlee and teh Chokolate Faktori” ref.
U cud nomnomnom teh cheez bandits if dey was, say, golfishies or skwerls, or if teh burgers was runnin of wif teh cheez.
..or if teh cheeze bandits were *made* of teh cheezes…like cheetoes?
Cheeto Bandito…. cousin to Frito….
hmm… vury klevr^^^
mouseh iz thinkin *My brave steed is out of nerishmint… maybe I’z give him a burger, but alas, no cheese…*
Mission Impossible mouse looses balance and drops too far… oh noooes
PHRENOLOGY MOUSE… IS PRACTING PHRENOLOGY
Kitteh gots teh big bomps, muss haf teh big branes.
(or rowdee litrmayts)
dids sumwon sez “erudishun” erlyr?
dem wuz riet.
Umm…bump of approbativeness veree hylee develuped. Ideality and agreeableness pritty good…self-esteem an sekritifness way up there…uh oh – almos no philoprogenitiveness. Um, you dont like litul aminals?
Onlee for dinur?
Okeh…consultashun dun now. kthsbai.
:::GRAYSTREAK:::
:::BLACKSTREAK::: Git in mah bellah!!
I eetz za cheeze, u eetz za burgah!
an so betwixt dem bofe u see
dem likst da platr kleen.
Mah massooer’z noo assistunt pritty gud wif teh skalp massaj. But hez gotz very kold handz.
CHEESE BANDITS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hayrdresser rat sez, “Oh HUNNY! Dis luk is SO 2003. And doze rootz! Srsly, we needz to shave u down 2 ur nek an start AWL OBER!”
NOOOOEEEEES!!!!!
Haredresser maus sez we shud rat your hare.
Izn’t kitteh already gotz ratted hayre??
noes – teh kitteh has ratted up thayre.
kitteh thinkin hayrdresser iz a rat…a drrty drrty rat…
hunny, we’re gonna give you more extensions than the phone company…
or mabey jus one: rattail!
ROFL!
Duz fone-kompani hare extenshuns kom in ring lets?
Shh…I iz surprize hayrpees
Your comment still making me laff….so funny
Dun forgit, “Whoever did ur hare last wuz a BUTCHER!”
Okay, I found part of cat without pointy bits.
Now, how do I stay here?
In teh distant past, whilz I wuz still in teh Air Farce, Owr squadron had a monitor lizrd fur a mascot. He wuz fed white mice. One mowse clambered up on teh back of teh lizrds neck an held on fur dere lyfe. We den had 2 mascots, an gabe teh mowsie his own hoam in anudder offis. It were his reward fur qwik thinkin.
An Officer an a Dentalman
im in yr soviet russia
inverting yr food chain
In Soviet Russia, food chain invert u!
See diagramz ov potato-bazed ppl-revolushunz 4 deetails.
wher ar we nows? meta-meta-meta-joke-ism?
sry, i has goten lost…
lost in Soviet Russia…being eetin bah potadoes…
Alas poor Teho, we knowed ye purdy gud an stuff.
@ leest meta*3joke. Iz guid, noez?
Genetically-Altered SuperRat Turns the Table on Feline Foe.
ah…mebbe I stay up here, kitteh no sees me?
*kitteh* mmm…lil to left…
seeing-eye rat
Indypendint 2008 candidaytz Lolrat an Lolbotomee-Kitteh ar stumpin fur teh eleckshun awn a platfoarm uv wirrld peas!
Lolrat: “Srsly, u guiz… if WE cans get alawng, u cans get alawng. Iz awl abowt teh komyunicashun. K?”
Fytin peeps: “No!”
Lolrat: “Lolbotomee-Kitteh, skrach der eiz owt.”
Lolbotomee-Kitteh: “Shoor fing boss! I skraches dem gu – ZZZZZZZZZZ…”
Lolrat: *hedpaw*
wirld peas aneeting lyk pureed peas????
If u has a gud blender u can has whirled peas.
I’d rather have a bottlol in front of me
Than have to have a frontal lolbotomee!
props fr teh Mojo an Skid!
Aktuly is used be4 by Thomas “T-Bone” Stankus in “Existential Blues” oft hered on Dr. Demento.
http://lyricsplayground.com/alpha/songs/e/existentialblues.shtml
Aktully wuz used be4 by Thomas “t Bone” Stankus in “Existential Blues” played much tymes on Dr. Demento.
oh noes — ur riet. my dork cred jus plumited.
poppys… poppys… poppys…
lolrat to lolcat: my mouseh frenz promissd me 6 chzburgerz for dis …will splt wiff u …trst me
lolrat: no WAI!!11!!
lolcat: zzz…wai….zzzzz
Mothership Cat Mk2 is not amused.
Meeses gis gud indyan hed massage ^_^
M’ I onlee wun hu hearz da muzik frum “Bunny of Seville” heer?
da-da-da-DAH-DAH!
da-da-da-DAH-DAH!
[ahem] …or Rossini
Oh, Teho, I think how strange it is that only in lolcat-world can one find the perfect blending of such low, crude humor (not twoo menshun horribl manglings uv englishes wordiages) and high literary, shall I even say snobbishly upper-class, references…
… you just made me giggle.
hehe
an’ iyl gets tu Skotlind befoar u…
Notz b4 me tho; I livz in Skoatlund.
izit reely fuls of Scott?
i herd dis oen tyme.
Ratz gif good oohmahk.
Ferenghi kitteh?
Ooomox ref FTW!!
Heer that? she call me noble steed! she think I’m a steed!
Shrek ref FTW!
Ruh roh. Didn’ mean ta apparate heres.
Jetsons ref FTW!
ands Rowling!
Lolmowse wuz hopin monorale kat wud tayk him to cheezburgers. But monorale kat is offlyne.
or…
Steve Irwin, the catodile hunter has caught a fine specimen of catodile. Let’s just hope he doesn’t stick his finger up its butt.
Ow, Freakin’ Meow, Man!!!!
Ratster and Catster awayt Max at teh ThundrDoam
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA two many winz, lolz and all that burgerthings for da MadMax refrens, yus guise makinz me rolls off mine chars. *koff koff* lol
oooooooohhhh yeah little lower…little lower….that massage skool done tawt u good!
Kitteh clos eyes, you es too yungs for seeing dis moveh.
I write this as one of my kittehs went missing this morning.
My heart is broken.
I love this picture, though. It makes me think of the line “Onward, James! And don’t spare the horses!”
Oh, ai hopz ur kitteh komms bak soon!
I do too! I be sending positive energy your way! Here’s hoping your kitteh just went on a short vaCATion and will be back very very soon! Maybe airline kittickets were the lowest rate they’ve been in years, and your kitteh wanted to take advantage! Low-rate flight to the Catskills or Catalina Island or something!
….I send love and hope.
Thx
AM going out to look for her again.
I will keep my fingers crossed. Did your kitteh have a microchip? Don’t give up hope!
No chip… now I wish I had one. She ran away when my b/f drove up in his truck this morning.
I’m rather annoyed because my son left her out on the porch all night. She is an indoor cat and unaccustomed to being left outside.
Go outside and rattle some kibble in a plastic cup. Seriously. (If you’ve already done this, keep trying.)
terry g–
Take your pillow case or a T-shirt out of your dirty laundry and drag it around your yard and up and down the street a little ways. The neighbors will think you are weird, but you will be laying down your scent for the kitteh to follow. Then put her fave food out on the porch. If she is in the neighborhood and hungry, she will follow both good smells to come home. Check the food place around dusk as that is when kittehs are most active.
We have recovered three escapees this way. Good luck!
Shes jus a bit scared n will come home soon – usually when they’re hungry. Kitty’s can follow their scent trails for several days. Hope she’s back with you by now and is getting tons of lurv & snorgles & shmoos!
And make sure you let us know!!! K?
ManfredMom is right. We had a kitteh return to us when I was a kid. So, don’t give up!!
kitteh will come home… i had wun disappear for two whole weeks. we had given her up for…well, you know. then one day we heard meowing on the porch, and sure enough, there she was. trotted right in the door as if she’d never been gone, went straight to her food bowl, ate, then napped the rest of the day. she never did tell us where she’d been. kittehs are like that.
i hopes u finds ur kitteh soon! does u has a local shelter wer u cans file a lost report? sumtimes peeps find teh stray kittehs and taeks dem to teh sheltur so der hyoomins cans find dem. gud luk!!!
Hi, terry g:
We hadz a beeg bloo & green ied wyte Angorra Kitteh dat went missing around Halloween wun yeer and showed up at the doar t3h nexx summer az tho nuffing hadz happinnned.
Remember: Dogz remember faces. Cats remember places.
Jack.
Donz worriz. 1 ov my frends lozt a kitteh daht jzt runned oaf 1 dai. Dah kitteh commed bak bi itzelf 3 months later. Reeli, it did. Hopz URZ comz bak soonnah tho.
Terry….doan giv up lukin!!! Sumtimez dey duzzint pay tenshun to evurfing an dey gets losted…..I allus keep a bell kollar on dem so if dey ar ennyware neer, I kan usulee heer dem….gud luk
Also…if it iz an inside kitteh, does she meow when yu kall her name??? I had to walk up an down mai street when I first moved to r new house….Emma ran into teh woodz akross teh street an evenchuallee she started calling bak when I sed her name….I jus folled teh sound of her voice. She wuz hidin underneeth a palmetto bush about ten feet back…
Sending out goodthoughts that your kitty comes back real soon, safe and sound!
teh British R comin, the British R comin!
Lezzee. Iz 1 if dehy comz bi land, iz 2 if dehy comz bi C, noddin’ bout iv dehy comz bi kitteh!
A am SOooooo ’splodin here,,,, frum pic and all that was/is saids…. OMYGosh!!!
“MAAAIII Starz!!! Whut an iinnnnntahresting kitteh!!! U knoes, in dis bizzness u getz to meetz so menny iinnnnntahresting peepl (bobby pinz plz) but ai thinks teh moast iinnnnntahresting wunz are teh kittehs!
Oh noes! dis just will not werk–we’re just goin to haaaaave to have a permanemanemanemt!!”
Bugz Bunneh & Gossamer FTW!
Jack.
Okey, tak mee to de Planataryum, i has to get dere bfoar de 2:00 show.
WIN ftmostrandomcomment!!!
i dun get it eethr… i can has cloo pls?
If the kittah iz teh mutherzhip, den da rahtty iz da ALIEN. Planetarium for fone home!
Dat funneh… mowsie not LOOK like Jack Horkheimer…
Is dis a Souf Park ref?
Liddil Mowssee haz
t3h sillee. Finks Kitteh can
haz getz up an go
Kitteh nappeeng. Badz
tyme 2 wantz Kitteh 2 doo
much uv enneefing
Mowsee wantz t3h cheez
Kitteh kontent 2 wait for
joosee Cheezburgrz
Jack.
Lubs as ushual Jack! Kittehs send der pppuuurrrs to u!
Hi, ManfredMom:
Rubz furr Manfred an Ayla, hoo werz vry gud Kittehz wyle Momma waz away. Dey wood lyke can haz Cheezburgrz awn Caturday.
Jack.
Why are my comments not posting all of a sudden? I feels rejected.
Is censoring refurence to dirty laundry?
iz vulcan mowse
‘mai mind to Ur mind, mai tawtz to Ur tawtz . . . ai… ayt … Ur. . .bruvr. . . . git . . . awf ov. . . . mai. . . . hed”
quik, measure…i noes i has longr wiskrz den kitteh…k, try teh tail. eerz? well, at leest mah eyz openz!
Whoa Ambroshus!
You, mah laydee, no won shall pass wifowt mah permishen!
Labryinth ref FTW!
i has a mount
he is epic
Kitteh! Hoa menee tymes wee tell u not 2 let ur fud play wit u?!
Liddle Rat tinking, “Kitteh pay gud muneez foar dis muhsahj. I hopz he dont wunt teh happee eending.”
I are exalted wif Darnassus.
Alliance????!!!?!!!
I will pwn joo wif my Big Purple chikken…
is not so grate acksully…
SURPRISE!!!
Guess who!?!
FTW!
Dis so funneh! I have rat and cat look juuuus like dis! Dey no giddyup
I thot “Ratatouille” wuz onlee moovee! More spicez? K!
OK skweekee, paz me da bell. Wachoos mene, u forgotz it!
What u mean, u only has quezadilla? Wrong kind of bell!
Fiefel will do anything to get home…
rrrrgh… nao i has tu get dat “Sumwer Owt Der” song frum owt my hed! grrrahhhh…
AGGG! Hedwurm!! Hedwurm!!!
Rats!!
that is the happiest steed evar.
rat hat cat’s nappin’
whitsh iz much better than rat’s ass-hat crappin’
Sowwy I go warsh owt mowf naow and stend in cornur
We be blendin’!
Yip-Yip! I iz Ratatar!
Aw….Catch those bandits!!!
Should have been a silver cat. Hi-yo Silver!!
Dis be Aisle de mona.
hwer be da princess, fllewdur?
Pley yer harp sum moar! Den Llyan taek yu to her!
Nyz to zee ref to Lolyd Alexndr
If INNteresting kitteh cant have INNteresting hairdo, I not knoes what things is coming to…
Owf! My brian hurtz, dunno why???
[...] bravery. even mice can has it. [...]
epic mount
I has it
now wheres that swallow with mah coconuts
Mus be een Africa… u kno european swallows can’t carie coconuts…
Ish not mousie, ish rattie.
HAHA that’s awesome.
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