Comments on: halp!

By: bloodyxpirates75

bloodyxpirates75 — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 01:14:45 +0000

GIANT KITTEH SNIPES YOU FROM THE TREETOPS!!!!!

By: charchar

charchar — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 01:57:17 +0000

How cute

By: frl

frl — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 06:33:25 +0000

awww! minicat! yey!

By: Sasha

Sasha — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 18:09:10 +0000

Mummeh, halps!

I’m cumin down noa.

BANZAI!

By: Kitsunerina

Kitsunerina — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 23:36:01 +0000

zilly link! yu must weight to growed up firstly! den yu can do teh Fourest Templ! wheyt! how yu gets up dere? Yu know has hukshot!

I lub dat gaem.

By: tarynmaeve

tarynmaeve — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:37:11 +0000

I iz SCA, luvz u muchly!!! Wayt til Iz sho uthrs!!!

By: sarah koester

sarah koester — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 23:11:50 +0000

eeek, dis meen I iz rilly rilly old!!!!!!OH NOOOOOOOEESSSSSS

sigh.

By: stend

stend — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 05:02:33 +0000

… some of them do, but I’m not sure about this one – I think this one may refer to herself as a ‘tw4t-blinger’, but will be sure to ask

“excuse me miss, are you the resident tw4t-blinger?”

has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it? very satisfying ;o)

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehz

JanetCanHas4Kittehz — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 01:36:46 +0000

BGal en paws4 r rite. Original Startrek – Spock’s ebil twin haz teh goateh beard.

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 01:00:41 +0000

I r Jack kitteh. Whar be teh henz whut layz teh golden cheezburgrs? Um…giant whut?

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 00:57:50 +0000

And nao, number 3–The Larch.

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 00:54:47 +0000

okay, with all the posts that have filled in since I first wrote this one, it looks really strange and out of place all the way down here

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 00:53:18 +0000

okay, I’m still LMAO at “aestheticians”.

Pleaze to be tellings me they don’t really call demselves dat?

By: Sabretoof

Sabretoof — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 22:06:21 +0000

Wut?! Not eeben teh liddul dermuhbrazhin treetmints wit dere liddul sanpaypr tungz? Dat comz owt dere liddul mouf 2 u noes.

By: stend

stend — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 22:02:29 +0000

… oh, I like the “I’m in yur… ” slogan idea BTW, it’s a bit like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bND35w8joLU

By: Brandeh

Brandeh — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 22:01:24 +0000

I can be Gritty Kitty nao plz?

By: stend

stend — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 21:59:56 +0000

cheese-spangled noonies? eeeeehwww…

By: Brandeh

Brandeh — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 21:59:37 +0000

Dood — kitteh halberd’s wuld be mayd of awesum!

By: stend

stend — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 21:57:49 +0000

meno – you mean cornrows and pony beads, like venus and serena williams? but then your chocha would have it’s own soundtrack with every step you took… maybe not a bad thing. you could get a rhythm going… like mariachi music… maybe go on one of those TV talent shows… h3ll, you might even meet ryan seacrest or joey fatone !!!

By: Amethyst42

Amethyst42 — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 21:57:19 +0000

Fourty-seven meeelion dollars? Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii’m de cat!

By: Duffy

Duffy — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 21:09:37 +0000

(next slide pleeze)

By: Duffy

Duffy — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 21:06:35 +0000

*oof*

By: CalvinAndTucker

CalvinAndTucker — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 20:57:38 +0000

OMG- I just thought of the perfect LOLslogan- I’m in ur panties, pimping ur tw4t”

By: Flartus

Flartus — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 20:32:07 +0000

wal, i hopes u washded ur hands furst!

By: BonzoGal

BonzoGal — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 20:29:23 +0000

I bet it’s not Krazy Glue (LOL 4 the idea), but you can use either Spirit Gum or false-eyelash glue to stick things on your skin and they’ll stay pretty well- you have to use an alcohol-based remover for Spirit Gum, so you could sweat while wearing it and it wouldn’t come off.

But cheez… spangled noonies… well, I guess since Britney started flashing hers in public, why not bling it up? Maybe a little rhinestone arrow pointing to the, er, more interesting bits?

By: Menopaws

Menopaws — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 20:21:12 +0000

Needless to say, this leaves Brazilian waxing and razors out of equation altogether!

By: Menopaws

Menopaws — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 20:19:56 +0000

No glue for me, nuh-UH! I want cornrows … with beads. Glitter beads. Yep, that’ll work.

By: Menopaws

Menopaws — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 20:15:47 +0000

Yes! But … which … one … has … the … TONI????

(Iffen u noes teh ansur to dis, u is rilly rilly RILLY ol … az ol az me … an thaz OL!)

By: stend

stend — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 20:10:23 +0000

yeah well *I* wanna know too – I’m guessing it’s krazy glue but jeez, wouldn’t that hurt if they caught on your clothing? I mean, if I was a girl I don’t think I’d want things glued on or even near my freshly shaved noonie – and just how far are they going with this anyways? I mean, are they using just one little gem like those gems girls use on their forehead, a whole spray of gems like what they used arund the eyes in ’strictly ballroom’ (which, everyone, if you haven’t seen it I insist you rent immediately – freakin hysterical) or are we talking about a whole spray of little rhinestones like those bossed out shirts guys are wearing in LA now, the ones which make you look like you were jumped by a crackhead with a bedazzler on your way to the club? and whatever glue they’re using, well it can’t be water based because then the gems would come loose if you sweated during the day (and let’s not even think about the little trail of rhinestones these girls would leave on the mat if they went to, say, birkram yoga and really started to sweat) , so you know it has to be something solvent based which is probably not so gr8 for the skin actooly…

I think I need to go ask the aestheticians some serious questions about all this – such as ’so, does your secret garden look like Jay-Z’s grille now, or what? just what’s going on here?”

By: CalvinAndTucker

CalvinAndTucker — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 19:51:33 +0000

that was awesome, but now i’m seriously curious about bedazzling tw4ts. how do they do that, inquiring minds want to know…

By: Melissa

Melissa — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 19:46:35 +0000

U should pitch it. There’s a Pr0n producer out there somewhere who would bee all over it!!!! Not for TV but sell DVD’s Like stoopy lil drunk hoes gone wild.

By: persephone

persephone — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:32:59 +0000

No, no, BG.

“All kids love log!”

–THAT’S what she said.

By: stend

stend — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:25:26 +0000

OK… so on w/ the off thread story. I was at the gym as usual, and one of the aestheticians was giving brazilian waxes with “colors, shapes and stones” (little rhinestones, has anyone else seen this?) and I was like “what the h3ll? what are they doing – dying in pink hearts or putting greens, or maybe hello kitty? and how are they applying these stones? hot glue? a bedazzler? and who comes to the gym to bedazzler their freshly manicured ’secret garden’?” and then we got into a long riff on how MTV should do a whole show called ‘PIMP MY TW4T’ (like a cross between pimp my ride, what not to wear and designed to sell), where every show they could have a new client come in looking like a 70’s p0rn star who then gets a complete makeover (where are they going to put the sound system? and what about the video monitors? cause every MTV renovation has to add in video monitors somewhere) and THEN we realized we needed to develop some sort of undercarriage lighting system like those ghetto cars that have the glowing purple neon underneath, so that if she went out in a miniskirt at night she could have her own little diva shoe lighting with her wherever she went on the dancefloor (also useful for if you wake up in the middle of the night and need to make your way to the bathroom, just clap on and a glowing purple pool of light helps keep you from tripping over cats and such) – can’t you just see that on MTV? “MTV, people called me sasquatch until you redid my noonie, now I’m the belle of the ball !!! thank you MTV !!!”

whew. hadn’t posted anything durty in a while, think it’s out of my system now… for the moment… ;o)

By: Menopaws

Menopaws — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:05:27 +0000

a-MEN!

Politishuns go “wahwahwah” an we go “pfffft!” Bebeh kitteh go “mew” an we go “awwwww!”

Bebeh kitteh 1/politishun -5.

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:48:11 +0000

Didunt yu noe??? Boaf twinz iz teh ebil!!

By: amy

amy — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:30:41 +0000

Its sooo cute! lol

By: mikeski

mikeski — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:03:03 +0000

I pohl vawlting.

…I sposed to let go and fawl to ground nao?

Yarite.

Think u r doin’ it rong. Mai wae safer.

By: Teho

Teho — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 16:00:49 +0000

[sigh]
jus typin.
unforchoonitlee.

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:37:24 +0000

Caber Toss: Ur doin’ it wrong.

Too bad kitteh is not a Scottish Fold

By: BonzoGal

BonzoGal — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:36:47 +0000

Ahuh huh huh huhhuh huh huh huh huhhuhhuh…

(I <3 Beavis & Butthead…)

By: BonzoGal

BonzoGal — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:35:14 +0000

ZOMG I wanna kitn Pez!!!

No, wayt- I doan’t fink I want wut comes outta teh kitn’s mouf…

By: BonzoGal

BonzoGal — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:34:23 +0000

ROFLBORK!

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:32:17 +0000

Pee`ping Tom’ (n.) 1). A perverted cat on stilts.

By: BonzoGal

BonzoGal — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:32:04 +0000

Original Star Trek!

By: BonzoGal

BonzoGal — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:29:33 +0000

That’s what she said.

By: BonzoGal

BonzoGal — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:28:46 +0000

Stump kitn is watchin u… um… wut R you doin???

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:27:55 +0000

Maybee, but not so mush. Lotza odder refs 2.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 15:24:24 +0000

Hmmm. I jst red dis as “kitteh-tree Halberd”. Iv U cn get teh kitteh 2 stai put wit awl 5 sharp endz free, reeli is graet ackshulli!

By: Tarah

Tarah — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 14:35:47 +0000

i savez u kitteh…den i takez u homz and keepz u.

By: Duffy

Duffy — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 14:35:09 +0000

An older, mor experiunsed eksplorer wud have gon AROWND the obstakul on teh traiyul.