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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Clearly is photoshopped. There is not enough scratches and bleeding on the arms in the pic…
Yah - an liek bubber gluv gonna protek u… dey b shreddied … SHREDDIED!!!
mebbe kitteh is declawed, but ten he be bytin
Even a declawed kitteh still has 50% pointy ends
*contemplates*
pls lets us noe wen u has can figer dat won owt, kthx
Most Kittehs being declawed have only the front feet done. Not all, of course, but most.
Mah Bastien was living outside with all 4 feets done.
And dis a gurl kiti….
Ms Turkeyburger,
Teeter wants to know - How dat kitteh have pointy ends if declawed (shudderz)? They take off teh whole first joint ub each finger to teh knuckle…Teh nails be aawl gone. Howz U figurz ta ends is pointy, unless you be feelin exposed bone? Somebudy musta done a p*ss poor job ub declawin (shuderrzzzz) Ur Kitteh!
Declawin de kittehs is illeagle in Europe an part of California now. Soon that be true eberywhear> YES!!!!!!!!!
KthxBai
Teeter.
PS Teeter made me write this, she said there would be no place I could hide, if I didn’t. Sorry.
Teh Hairless Monkey
Deer hairless monkey….Iz so GUD to heer dat deklawin gonn be illegel!!! I cud nebber haf dun it to enny of mai bebbehs….no matter how destrukto dey be!!
RESULT!!!! Soz, but if yah not wantz kitteh clawz, dontz havz dah kitteh raddah thn havz mutilatdeded kitteh!
Poor kittehs. All I do is clip teh pointy part of teh claws off. Usually only before kitteh goes to vet, because he gets REALLY REALLY MAD when it’s vet time and angry kitteh can do a lot of damage (even with clipped nails).
The 50% refers to the fact that when cats are declawed, they usually only do the front paws. All I can say is poor kitties.
Is more lyk 75% sharp. U forgets teh teef.
I dinkin TkyB ment frunt declaw - leavin three pointy ends - mouf and hind feets owt of the usual five-owt-of-six.
Teeter:
Furst, it be MR. Turkeyburger, fank oo…
And yes, I wuz referring to teh fact dat usually kittehs just get dere front clawzes remooved. If U start wif teh ideea dat 5 of 6 ends are pointy, den taking away 2 pointy endz leevs U wif 3 of 6 pointy ends–or, 50%
At least one of us has passed a math course!!
i fynlee figerd dis owt, somwar els. thpppt
i is Bucky Katt; i no has clawz on frunt but i has all my bonz in da toes. The doctur has lazer beeemz that takes da clawz only. it no hurt cuz i was sleepn as usual. i can uze my paws like munkey hands now. ifn i has thumz i rule da werld.
Lookit da teef!
aweee
I know that my kitty wouldn’t scratch me…….she may act like it, but she loves me too much to do any more than MEOW like Im hurting her! LOL
(((hugs))) I know that it bothers you to hear that meow!
YOU KNOWS TIS PHOTOSHOOPED BECUZ YOU SEEN A MANY PHOTOSHOPS IN YOUR TIMES, NO?
HALP!
Sumbuddiez gonna pay fur dis!!!1!!!ELEBENTYSEBEN!!1
LOL @ ELEBENTYSEBEN
oh hai, yoo dat lady from Simpsons who trow kittehs at camera?
( ahem )
I need a legal professional !!!
WIN !!!!!!!!! Dat wuz bootiful, Sten.
I can has leegul profeshunal?
Objection! Prosecution is clearly watering down the testimony.
Permizun 2 treat as a hostyle wytiz.. kthnx
Denied. Uze handz dontz luk liek dah raw cheezbrgr!
laideez an gentlmenz ov teh juree, pleez 2 aknolij - if the gluvz dont fit u must eqwit..!!!
Dis is Nashunal Geographic pichur- first dey be washin da rare fur-back kitteh.. den releesin into the wilds of da livin room.
If the gluv don’t fit…
SCRATCH THE HELL OUT OF ‘EM ANYWAY!!
…wet u must git!
lolz!!
Iz torshurz! I has rites under teh innernashunal laz!
U is designated enemy comcatent! No you can not has rites! NOT FOR YOU!
We will waterbukket you until you talkz!
W: How duz yoo know he enemy comcatent?
Sarj: He sed he haytz Amerikanz an he gonna kill us.
W: Goddam theez evil doerz. Wen he say dat?
Sarj: Day 39.
W: Man, theez guyz ar p&ssies. Wen i woz guvnor ov Texas, thare woz peeple still keepin to thare ‘not guilty’ storeez, eebun wen we stik em in da chare or chaymber.
Sarj: God bless Amerika.
TINA…
plz 2 be not makin so many funneh posts full of win and awsum…
my coworkurs iz catchin onz…
I noes - heerz me giggle and deh says why yu laff allatimz
I knows, TINA is dedly. I has to disguise laffs as snort-choke-spit then says to cow-orkers,
“O hai I has just swallered some coffee wrong wai, kthnx bai!”
On other paw maybe replying in lolcat didn’t halp mah attemptz to fake profeshunalizm…
“replying in lolcat”….LOL….dam, der goes coffee all over teh feckin monitur agin!!
ai tink ronnie getz awai wiv it. . . az long az nawt snorgle teh boss. dat wud be oops.
COL–iz wurs all ovr teh kee bored
Wan uv teh benifitz of retyurmentz … no coworkurs. Awlso no gettin up urly, goin to wruk eben wen u duznt feel lik it, n so on.
I figgure dat wif ecksellent plannin and hard wurk, I kan retir about three yerz aftur I diez!!
Dat irly COL??? Ai figur ai gotz to wurks to bowt 103 bfor ai canz eben TINKZ bowt retirmn!
If we are nawt careful den Bono is gonna show up and do a benefit concert
i doan care, i go enywais.
wif or wifout u.
wif or wifout, who?
noes! rong groop!
and yoo gif yursef awaaaaay
and you gif yursef awaaaaay
and you gif
and you gif
and you gif yursef awaaaaay
MEOOOOOOOOOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
Dems waht do Cheezburger in Pairedize? Oh noes rong groop but tahtz mie faavrit song evr in da wrldz!
AH LIEK MYN WIF LETTIS AN TOMATA
HYYYYYNZ FITTY-SEBEN AN FRENSH FRY POTATA
dammit STOPS dat! u noes i canst hep maself!
BIG KOSHR PIKKIL AN A COEL DRAFF BEER
WEL GUD GAWD AMIYTEE WICH WAY DUZ I STEER?…
pls kil me…
SUNDAY, CHOCNUT SUNDAY
sunday, chocnut sunday
WIPE YOOR CHEEZ A-WAAY
woh, dat tayks me bak, TINA…
mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2006/04/snowcones_fiddy.html#comment-15741115
cute overload iz too much qt. it turnz me . . . to . . . thee . . . . dark . . . . . .side. . . . . . . . . .
is ok. we has puddins der.
u has puddin awn teh darksyde?
U pipples is too funnie and clevver!
Yo, Teho…even tho it were wif teh rong groop, yu replied in lolcat! Yu iz in seerius trubble, sun!
bryngs it on. i is perpayrd fr evree ebenchooallytea.