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That is the FLUFFIEST tail!!!
KerFLOOOOOOFFFF! Verreh eckspressib
Scanner be in sleep mode right nowz.
Uze dat enurjie savurr! Is moar environmentalee frendlee.
Cat Scanner taykes Cat Napp? o rly? …interestin…
Kitteh is Energystar compliant…
OMG! 2 funneh videos to check out! Kitteh vs. printers–guess who wins?
“Oh hai. I printed u a TPS report–but I eated it”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNjNjqnyQT4
tonr xploshun. ackchualy, i iz wyte kitty.
HAH! Like teh Wile E. Coyote? Win!!
“Wile E. Coyote…s00per Genius!”
“Allowz meh to introdooce mahself. Mai naem is Mud!”
ah ar vejitarium!
oh noes !!11 Tonr eez carnogeni-… carconig-… causes teh cancer !!! poor kitteh
Onlee if yu eatz it. Washing self gonna be *pleh* so–
IZ BATH TIME?!!?!?#$24)%&@$ DO NOT WANT!
washs & liks no works! u has wite out in dex drur?
mebbe trai bak schpace or mebbe ah ctrl + z ?
Washez in cold wattur wurkz. Washez in hot wattur makz dah tonr goez hard, lik in printur.
puffeh cat is puffehhhhh.
Doant be alarmed at lowd rumbleng noyz–is purreng.
Dis kitteh luk lyk Winston from FourFour, onlee he doant has teh racoon tayl.
Iz not like pet scan. Pet scan show all kindz uv petz – dogz, ferretz, birdz. Cat scan show catz onlee. Does yu haf catz in u?
dat iz clvr. FTW!
Catscan, check – but warz teh Lab test?? Dawg needz ekwall timez!!
Happycat is akumulatin hevvy load of statik – Lookit that tayle!!
Watsch owt for nose snapz!!!
Dat be teh wurst! Mah kitteh be so insultid when I come in dureng teh wintur and pats him, but insted he get shockted.
I’m lyk, “Oh kitteh! I so sorreh!”
And he luk at meh lyk, “Nao I eets ur fambly.”
kitteh is grounded!
Happycat is tired of waitin 4 cheezburger fax to come thru
Mmm… dis noo bed keeps mah harbls nyyyys an toastee. ZZZZZZZZZZZ
Cutest little toeses evah!
Eevn as awl briedez and babehz r bai dephinishun byootifool, so r awl kitteh feetz and toeses kyootest evah!
Hah sertinli iz!!!! wantz to tikle themz!
Too kyoot!!! Mai head’s gonna *kaboom* esplode………..
Ohhh, just wanna berry mi fays in dat plushie fur. Mmmm!
Aww dats is da fluffyst kitteh I evar did see!
so much win!!
what kind of cat is that?? its so cute!
He mite be a Chartreux, or a British shorthair, if he be any “breed” at all – he luks too stowt to be a Rushian Bloo. Mebbe not a “kind” of cat – jus a grate cat. Lots uv those around.
(I luuuuv those feets!!)
Yesh, ma firs thot wuz British shorthair too…. Chartreux, mebbe, I kin see dat too! So bloo an purty an floofy an stripes!
The silver kitties are Scottish Folds, but if they don’t happen to have the foldy ear gene they end up showing their British Shorthair qualities–especially the boys. This Catscan cat looks an awful lot like my big non-foldy silver kitty boy.
Guess what’s my wallpaper now…
OOO. Is Charteux. Eez FRAWNCH kitteh…
Greyscale Kitteh sez:
“Scannur culd be warmur, but
it wil haf tu du.”
Oh…pretty plush gray kitteh! Look at that raccoon tail & those toesies!
happycat has faxed out all happy
Happycat waytin fur coppyer to mayks elebntyseben gazzilyun coppys ob cheezburgerz. Gonna tayks awyl to makys copyzzzzzzz……
duz my inshoorans cover dis scan? Floofy masheen gots 2 b nicer dan one at hospeetal, rite?
Shynee fing nyse an
warm. Humz so sofflee az it
lullz Kitteh 2 sleep
Awllmoast az gud az
Windo Sill. Shynee fing no haz
lush dirrekt Sun lyte
Shynee fing kinda
lyke Kitteh. Summtymez hikkups
an spitz owt weerd stuff
Jack.
“Summtymez hikkups an spitz owt weerd stuff” n we awls noes how weerd sum ov dat stuffzes can b!! Lubs it, Jack!
leefs? bugs? sumtimes das teh weerd stuf at mai howse!
Felt hawt dogs frum de harball king uv Canoga Park! Oooo, dey footlongs, too!
Poor Willem. Petromalt tiem evryday didunt help himz urpings….
Iz time machine! Happy cat iz now kontent kitteh!
CAT-LIKE SCANNING DETECTED
Win!
Lookit dem kyoot liddel black pads on teh pawz!
I know! I wants to eet dem!
nom nom nom!
“pee cee lode kitteh? wtf duz dat meen?”
Office Space FTW!
o fank u. >^..^<
Do like dis:-
# source kitteh getz_cheezburgr
waytn 4 covr for TPS rpt … hit snoozzzzzzzz …..
UNRELATED NOTE –
Oi Peeps!
It’s raining in MN today, but our office is having a BBQ anyway (we’re nothing if not dedicated… to our food). So y’know what that means: I can has cheezburger!
Nom nom nom.
DO WANT! nom-nom-nom-nom-nom…
Has that cheezburger 4 awl uv us!!! We wil be nomming wid u in spirit.
Yez. An now I can has nap on warm scanr.
zzzzzzzzzzz
*schnuggles wif Teho…schmell lyke bbq, has gud dreamz nao*
Hmm, I’z in MN, and my office is havin’t a BBQ today …
Iz you out dere, Teho?
we’s all done now. [lip-smacking noises]
We mite go to farmerz markit tonite, iz manee yums an noms. An only 92 degreez today, nice an cool!
I wuz tinkin uv gettin cheezburger insted uv Peruvian food, much nomz!!!
Witch Farmurs Markit u goes 2? U in LA, rite?
(Not 2 b introosiff)
Dis de only kind ob CAT scan my dam insuras pays for!
Dat kitteh looks JUST LIKE my kitteh! Only dat not my scannar.
I want to snorgle wif dis fuzzy kitteh. Can dat machine make an xtra kitteh so I can has one too?
LOL…xtra kitteh wud b a copeekat !!1!!
LOL!!
I allweighs gets in trubbul wen I tries 2 copy mah nayem ….
Plz to not put CB or SB on copeeyur!!
LOL!
I’s nappin on ur offiss ekwipmint
Showin u hauw u shud reelly lyv ur lyf!
Boss kitteh eez werkin hard in corprate offizz.
ENRON kitteh hard at werkz.
is must be multi fuxshon masheen? oen of dem nifty scanr copyer shrederz?
Oh hai…solitayre eez down, gunna tayke a brake…zZzZz
I savs u eenk
Rpoarts iz redy
Does want extry copeyz?
Plz tu get pilloe. This gon tak a whyle.
Danks u fer usin Kitteh Copeyz Srvcs. Wen u needz it fur ur buzness an doant mindez deh fuzee hairz all ober eet.
Four hours in the waiting room, two hours for the cat scan
I’d fall asleep waiting for the DR to give me test results too…
I work at Xerox, and had to laugh as I was struck by the irony, that this single photo will probably be responsible for more printer sales this year than my department will.
heh, my dad works at xerox too. relax, at least even cats appreciate the high quality, excellent performance, and comfy fuser temperature of xerox products!
mebbeh you could cheer your department up by getting two kittens for them and naming them chester and haloid?
I wuz lol IRL… hard.
Deh epic win.. you have showed me it. Yuo iz giniuss.
Potentially the funniest lolcat I’ve ever seen. At least the best one this month. Kudos
Is it cuz it’s maybe a chartreux that it has that fat tail? My cat has a fat tail – but nothing like that fat! Wikipedia doesn’t mention fat tail as a characteristic of chartreux… love to know where my moggie’s raccoon tail comes from…
i tink dat lolcat iz rly rly kute.
luk at him sleepin. lolz
i lak tertelz
Ahhhh…… Cumunitee servise iz finalee over.
Does I spy happycat?
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