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O luk, dis hard plastik fingy luks comfy… zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Happykitten is recharging.
well its hard work being cute! you have to sleep sometimes lol
BURP!
kitteh luks whell dun
also luks a little obee whon kitteh-obee…no?
Hi, tek suport? Iz hasing troubl wit my kitteh. Well, it keepz stopin in teh middle of play. Does kitteh need supah-powah batteriez?
No, de new wunz haf shorter charge-discharge sykulz. Giv manee sunshynz, manee nomz, an manee lurvs, da length ov tiem awayk will improve ober tiem…. slitely…
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Remember: Kittehs open der aiz at abowt 4 or 5 days old. 2 weeks layter dey close dem fur da rest ov der lives!
ROFL, too troo!!!
FTW!!!!
my inar geek (an owtar kitteh) slootz u.
made me larf. Eye tinx effk iz cumu cumou cums frm posts addz up.
Roomba vs. biggest dustbunny ever.
ze dustkitteh wins
Dis too tinee to b biggest dustbunneh. shud be full grown main coone kitteh fur biggest!:)
Me too, kitteh. Meeee tooooo.
Wass wif da eerz? My kittehs’ eerz don do dat, even wen dey tiurd.
Dis a relativ of Bucky Katt, or wut?
dis kitteh tu anjelik fur dat. Bucky iz funneh, but he cantz be snorgled.
Kitteh so tired he can’t even hold up his ears!
Also, my kitteh will do that with her ears if I pet or brush the top of her head a certain way. (To get her ears out of the way and facilitate better petting, I assume.) Maybe this kitteh fell asleep while someone was doing that…
kitteh is prolly a Scottish Fold kitteh-der eers do dat alla tiem, atumaticly. Deys borned liek dat.
mebee not borned liek dat.
From teh Cat Fanciers Association web syte:
Scottish Fold kittens are born with straight ears. At about three to four weeks of age, their ears fold…or they don’t! It is usually around eleven to twelve weeks of age that the breeder can determine the quality (pet, breeder or show). Presently, only folded ear cats of Scottish lineage are permitted in the show ring, and naturally, every breeder wants to produce show cats. The straight ear progeny of Scottish Folds, nevertheless, are invaluable to the breeding program.
i fink all kittehs be valyubul.
My Silver Kitties are Scottish Folds. One of them is a foldy, the other isn’t. Scottish Fold heads are more rounder, like owls. This lolkitty has a more football-shaped head (like Arnold) which makes me think it is more like a typical straight-eared cat whose ears are turned backwards, listening to something behind it (then again, it could just be the angle he was photographed in). It would be neat if it was truly a Fold– they are definitely gaining popularity, foldy ears or not! And yes, of course, all kitties are valuable– I just have my preferences!
…..Or maybe, like the comments below suggest, maybe Yoda mated with a grey kitty, which makes it all the lollier.
no, u r all rong it a yoda kitteh!
Doo or doo not. Der iz no try!
LOL! We do yoda kitteh to our cats all the time. They do not like it, say pleh!
deh kitteh iz crashed, an iz lites r out. sum wun call kitteh 911 plz.
No needz. Kittn is nawt borked, jst needz rechargin. Tnk U 4 callin Kittn Tek Spport, chargez at onlee $9-99 a minnit!
Iz parshul skottish folded kitteh?
Iz full ov keyoot, need brayn bukkit cuz ma hed gonna asplo-BOOM!
BOMB-LIKE TICKING DETECTED
Makes mai laff!
(So sory. Mai frst post here. Pls xcuse eeny prpr english.)
Welkum BellaBurger! No prpr inglish ekskyoose needed – we all has lapses sum times! Yu doin grate!
kitteh sez honk shuuuuuu.
dis is colourful cheezburger?
Charcole Foald Kitteh
haz had bizzee day. Himz
can haz krasheeng hard.
Klymed t3h Kurtinz an
deestroyd a bawll uv yarn awll
b4z krunchee fude
Mennee playses 2
ecksploar. Smawll bawkses insyde
mennee larjur wunz
Kitteh tukkurrd owt
Needz sumplayce to resst. Middul
uv t3h room feelz gud
Jack.
u no, at dis poynt teh lolpics donut seem kompleete until i readz ur pome foar eech one, Jack. tank u foar awl teh wurk u put intu these!
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I sekkind dat emoshun!
Ai turd! (dat emoshun)
Well, maek shure u kleen up after urself… (Sorry, cudn’t halp it…)
*singing* it’s been a long, been a long, been a long, been a looooong daaaayyyyy!
i can has suksess in bidnes wifowt reely triyin? (try 2 furgiv meh- i wuz in a produkshun of H2$ layst yeer, so nao i singz dis song afer ive had a reely lawng day at wurk or w/e… mah parunts is anoid wif it nao. they DO NOT WANT moar showtoonz.)
Yu kan seeng heer enny time yu wantz….we lulz teh show tunez!!
Wich part did u play? I haben’t seen teh play, jus teh moobie.
i wuzn’t on staj… wuz in PIT. i’z in teh orkestruh. makin teh muziks. i playz duble bassss, btw. or contrabaß… if ur liek from bah-roke peryud germny.
bass… liek BEST instruhment EVAR. is larj an in charge!
^(not tu bes confuzzled wif teh fishehs!)
Bezt instrymint evah is dah timpanny; hitz dahm and goez boom boom boom.
liddel kitteh chaysd bawl in big plastk fing til hez fall downs, go boom ZZZZZ !
aftr a morning ov eeting funnee mushroomz, Smokey Shnoo Shnoo fell asleep at tha edj ov th smurf’s army base and began to hav da straynjust dreemzez…
ufo krash
now mi alyens
iz guna lurve em & sqeez em
an nurm em George
oh wait
wrong lolcat
Kitteh to du list:
1. play
2. play
3. play
4. nap
5. nap
6. stretch, get snorgles
7. find nummies, nom, nom, nom
8. play
9. nap
10. start again at 1
Hao U know seekrit lyfe uf teh kitteh?!
Before kittehs started makin me schneeze, I had some. My family was suckers for strays. Couple of dem had babbeh kitehs and I got to study dem up close and lovable. Many mysteries to babbeh kittehs, but so much fun to study!!
O teh dayz ar just paked!
cavin and hobbes ref FTW!
correction:
10. find mah eerz
11. start again at 1
Aww, the cute kitty ate too much
lyttle manz has had a bizee day. Iz hard work being so kute alla da timz
dis kitteh been werkin obertymez!
*cees cute kitteh wid mashd down urs**
WANT!!
Must be 2o’clock in teh affernoons.
Cuz at 2o’clock at nite…
KITTEH RODEO CLOWN CIRCUS!!!! WEEEEEEEEEE! runn across momma’s hed, down teh hall ‘cross teh coffee table, to teh kichen counter, bounce off backsplash,
back down hall and do it all again.
YEEE HAW!!!!
Bin lawng tyme sins ai haz kitten, but wons in awyl ai still getz treetd to teh KITTEH RODEO CLOWN CIRCUS. Mosely ai getz STARVING KITTEH KORUS!
Lawlz. FEED ME NOW FEED ME NOW FEED ME NOW!
Duns furgets to adz teh noes swatz n teh peersng syamese yowl in teh ear n teh 15 lb kitteh boingy boingy on teh bed n cumpleet wif 3 part harmony (untill Callisto krost teh bridge in April – nao jus 2 part).
Awww i soreee.
Jever notis how much noyse they makes when they doez that?
Galump galump galump galump like they weys a ton.
Kittehs has poewrs ovr teh grayvitational pulls. Dey weyt increeses explinanshully by nummer uv hoomins trien 2 sleeps…
An if u trai 2 pik dem up, dey has poewers uv stretcheeness 2… suddinly, 9 lb., 15-inch-lawng kitteh bkums 27 lb, 1-yard-lawng ded wayt.
sumtyms wif 18 razr sharp daggrz uv deth!
“grayvitational pull” eh? Tis splains muchly. Had biig kitteh, wud jump frum hedboard of bed to teh watersbed in moarning, cause much tidalls wave. Den wud bee “oh noaw you up, breefast plz?”
The eternal question…how do such tiny feets make so much noise?
An haow do dey git 2 weygh so much wen dey standin on ur bladder at 5am???
hahahaha we gotz a kitteh, yu no itz her acuz datz wut she sownz lyke…cept we sayz Galumph galumph galumph…udder kitteh, she go tip tap tip tap tip tap awl kwiet en delikit, but we stil heerz her.
my 4 munf old kitteh dusnt run aroun at 2am… he rubs hisself all ovar my face and kneads teh bak uv my hed. is hard to sleep wif a moving kitteh mask.
Teh vishuel mayk me ROFLMAO!!!
so glad nao i has loft bedz… and kitteh cannawt reech meh. so she stays wit meh until i goes to sleap (climein mah legs an wakkin on comp keybored, etc) an then she goes an has kitteh rodeo in n owt of mah payrents’s’s’s’ room. nawt bovurs meh no moar!
1st nite kittehs here, had 2 cloz dor 2 bedrum. Kittehs banking off mom’s bodee. Not Want, me.
Now they slepz, Eye miss bebeh kittehs.
No! No Baby kitteh! You falz asleep next to da flyin saucer, da body snatchers getz you!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *point*
…”point”?
SPOILER ALERT:
Yeh, liek at teh end of teh remake uv Invazhun uv Teh Boddy Snacherz, wen Donald Sutherland poynts at what’s-her-face and screeches liek teh alyeens. SKARY!
ohhhhh.
thot it was mispel of : : : POIT! : : :
y’know, teh splode.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *:::POIT:::* iz so nawt az AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
i kild de Roomba
Dang fing mak noyz, moov too fass
i mek it stawp
MaMah bee soo graytfoo…
i kin almos tase cheezburger nao…
ebar kitteh knoes dat dah Roomba eez ebil…mum wweel srsly be gibin dah nom noms owt!
Having wunse agin safed teh wurld from teh tinee inbisibul aleeyuns, teh Gray Flash sleepz, to awate teh rizing of teh nex thret tu hyoomanitee.
Rest well, mitee heroe!
Neckst ecksiting episoad: Teh Gray Flash Vs. Dr. Shoelace!
Teh Gray Flash duzzent sleepz, he waitz.
…for Chuk Snorris.
i can has rematch?
KItteh succumbs to milk coma…..film at 11.
…buts wif nu Max Powr Citris Kaboom 1000 spray, all ur filmy surfisses be sparkly by 11:01! oparatrs is standing by. cawl nao!
“Oh, mai little bloo spinny-ball toy…Ur teh onlee wun who understands me…”
Tired cat.
Is asleep.
tired cat.
Will no longer be tired.
he’s done for day
We had a very young kitten whose ears just started out down there; took ‘em a long time to get to the top of her head. Awwww.
vry vry sad kiti plz mak him wak up or he wud fal alsep agin