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Woo! Grow-a-Kitteh!
Much bettur dan a Chia Pet.
Just add water!
AND cheezeburgerz!!!
diz sre ez a kute kitty!
O, wayt…..dis not bukkit.
Here we have the extremely rare Lolcatus Cuteicus, more commonly referred to as the I Sleeps in Ur Pots. The origin of this name is unknown.
The subspecies for this particular specimen of I Sleeps in Ur Pots is “N Leevin u Presinz”!
as funny as dat iz, exposing ur kittehz to pot in kwontiteez suffishent to result in diz iz totally 187 ting to do. PLEEASE DO NOT ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
LOLZ
How does one know iff dey is root bound and tiem to re-pot??
Dey is smahrt cactuzezezez. Dehy getz up and goez to biggah potz wehn dey needz dem.
But, try trainin a fern to do this! Noooooo…..yu gotta do it for them!! Stoopie fernz.
Dis is tru, but dey look like the pot for a while. Cactzuzuzzez asum shape of contaner.
Lyk moast Lolcatus, doant needs much waterengs.
but plenny uv direkt sunlite!
Itz Lolcactus, not Lolcatus. Albeyt berry soft lolcactus.
Kitteh, u noes lay egz. Noes need to sitz on dem!!
Tsk Tsk Tsk. Another potted kitteh.
Harry Pottedcat
(him has teh mark on him foreheadz)
love teh pun!! win!
I lubs to be puniful. But sometimes I iz teh only onez to get it.
Da peeps in my life tellz me I’m weird and I sez tank you. Yep, the plywood of my life has been left out in the rain…I is warped.
I getz daht 2. An I dooz dah “metajokes”; dis iz dah onlee playce Ize founded peeps who getz doze.
Yah, I yoosta feel sad fur de peeps dat dun get da yoke. Nao I dun haf tiem fur dem, too much funnee/skeeree/weerd goin on in da whirl to worree abowt de dull wunz!
An I tink der may be a few peeps here dat enjoy da pun-ishment!!
I thot dat warped wuz teh onliest way to look at theengs???? Dat’s why I allus tri an find teh happee in evuree day!
no iz warped. iz curvashus. Iz neva aplogies fur teh punz…wordplay next best to floofykittehplay!
“Warped” r full ob de creativ energy. Good as a cheezburger. Kittehs WANT
Ratz you gots plywood in teh rayne?
Somwun left my cayke out dere too, and I no haz resippee no moar.
Did it take you long to bake it? Did it have teh sweetcream icing? nom-nom-nom.
naps doan gro on trees!
deys gro n pots!
Whin teh catnap reeches full bloomz, u will be pleezes wif itz beuootiful soundz of purrinks, and watch as unfold to full lenght in teh sun.
To see truley explosiv growth in dis varietee, sprinkul liberully frum waturin can. Akompunying soundz not so attraktiv, but yu will be astonish at how kwik Lolcatus will reech teh furthust corner ov yer gardin.
LOL- tanks for the visual. giggle
Garfield was evicted from his box bed.
Iz their be gient cat-eetin herb ?
Think how much bigr kitteh wud get wit a bigr pot and more sunlight! Wowsers!
Why do kittehs always sleep in stuffs dat’s too small fur dem? Seemz dey think dey still iz tiny tiny.
Tehy mae be fool grone, but dey iz alwayz kittnz.
Same Zehn reazinz dehy putz dehmselvz in smawl bauxez, and sitz in dah ‘zact center (I is Britizh, iz rawng speelingz) awev peece ov clawth.
Pluz if ur reeding noospaypur or magazeen, dey noes ezzakly wich paragraff ur goin 2 reed next an dey plant dere buttz rite on it.
Major yes. Finch do dis to me all teh timez. Den he start him guilt motor. Mommie no can trow him downz while him is purrifying.
Mr. BG an I tried an ecksperimint wid owr Mambo- we lay a peece uv paypur on teh floor in different playces, an Mambo trot rite over an sit on it, no matter where we put it.
(We’re eezily amoosed…)
Kittehs grasp on fiziks nawt so grate ackshully.
Kittehs ok on fiziks – itz geometree they get confuze.
See – this kitteh says, “Gee! ahm a tree!”
ow ow ow
So obvyuslee kittehs not so hot on bowtannicks eeder.
Seemz da kittehs sleeps on oar in enyfinks dey findz. Ma kyoot liddle black wun will sleep on a sheet of paypa if ah putz it down. Lyke she seyz “dis iz mine, can sleepz nao kthxbai”.
“Fank u for protekting me from teh cold, cold floor wid dis wunnerful peece uv payper.”
LOL, mai kittehs duz teh same…
Kitteh gonnnna needz a gud yogahz srech wen getz up furm dis nap
fertilizin’ yr seeds…
(u can thank me later)
S’cuse meh.
Iz applyn furtelizr!
Ooh! Iz a beeg pees of furtelizr!
I’z in your planter, hatchin’ ur seedlingz.
An when ah sai ‘hatchin’ a mostly meenz ’smovverin’
How much h2o u say iz needz?
there’s mai mint, mai sage, mai aloe, an mai obesitree.
Be onnist, nao…
Duz dis pot maeks mah butt luk big?
No. Is not da pot’s fawlt.
*runs from kitteh clawslash attack*
ooooooooooooooh, no u diiint!! bettah RUN FAST!! lulz
No dawling. You look mahvaluss in terra-cottta.
Emptee kontaynerz
drawz Kittehz lyke moffz 2 a
flaym. No wn noez wie?
Bukkit fixayshun?
Kood B. Also pawtz, bawkses
an ennee oapen drawr
Kittehz hab kreemee
centurz. How elze canz dey melts
an fillz tynee pawtz?
Syze duzzn’t mattur
Beeg Kittehz fynd wayz 2 fit
inz smawllest vessulz
Jack.
Dere are 4 tipes uv elemint stayts: solid, likkwid, gas, and kitteh.
Dis kiteh not growin in da pot. Him gotz BIG pot belly.
At leass, dat’s wut we tells poleese.
Um, d00d, I thinks yr cat is on pot.
(Out-of-kitty-pidgin: Oh, so pretty and fluffy, this one. I just want to nuzzle this kitty right on that sweet little white spot. Looks like a total lap cat, too.)
Kitteh verry sweet, verry squishy, luvs laps….
An yoo mus admit, seein a kitteh asleep liek dios just looks sooo nice an cozee!
Kitteh naps R seeryus bidness! Kitteh doin it wiv all his mite!
Kitteh sleeps HARD!
Is Aloe Kitty?
U got me, I red it, scrolled on past, wuz reddy to click 2 nex picshure, den mai brayne caught up, and I had 2 come bak an gib u teh win!
Fankoo. Dey say teh pun is teh lowest form of hoomer–unless u tink of it urself.
I r sleepn kitn
Oh yeh
An tiny
awwwwe……. a sunny window, a pot with warm dirt, kitteh jsut cudnt halp it….shhh…. doan wake kitteh…….try sooo hard to fit…. thnx for sharing kitteh
Aa! So DIS iz wut doz kitteh seedz groes into! Shooda lef em in doze potz!!
I R hai on pot
I iz catnip!
oh-noez! i attract too many doggiez!
omg is teh harry potter kitteh!!!1