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… is thinking “my paw, it has a flava”
or “oh snap, what did I do last night?”
Raor! U’s beet me too it. . I was thinkin teh same things. .
why? what were you doing last night? ;o)
for teh luv of Bast DOAN TEL!!
i pays u in cheezburgs!
I’LL PAY YOU DOUBLE !!!
BACON DUBL CHEEZBURGS!!!
badgods.com/bacondouble1.html
Hmmmmmm…….What is my opinion on the matter?
an iz dis eeven relevant to my interests?
nao were did eye leef teh keez tu mai katalack kar???
where are my keys? where… are… my… keys ???
“Dood, where’s mah car?”
Dun yoo meen Cat-i-lac?
Ai fink yoo left em in teh kitchen. When yoo waz makin yur cheezburger.
O, an, aboot teh cheezburger dissapearin…it wazn meh. It waz…teh doggie….
Thinkin kitteh suken him thum.
In mah eksperinence teh rite thum is moar compurrting.
Dis WUZ da paw dat had da cheezbgr!
nom nom nom!
Mah paw, it has a kitteh hed envluping itz.
lol-i-pawp!
Hmmm. How can I gets mah hoomins to give me moar cheezburgers?
Queen’z knight to B4.
If I winz, I getz cheezburger, rite?
nom, nom, nom…..
Now, just WHAT did I STEP in ?
nom, nom, nom…….
EPIC EWW
Yeh, butt u noez dat kittehz wud do dat…
Yeh, butt still EPIC EWW!!
epic truuuu.
HMMMMMMMM!! – I NOES DA KATNIP IZ HERE SOMEWHERE!!
Hao do I getz this gunky out of mai eyez?
noooeee correcck termz iz “I GOOKIES” jeez, doncha no nuffin?????
“Doodz! Chek dis owt! I can fits mai whole paw in mai mowf! Srsly!!
Thee? Uh behtz nuh ub oo cah doo ih…”
*snort* Wemme twai! Oh… um… pleh. Mah flavur is nawt tastee.
PLEH at thinkings cat, an teh horse he Rodin on.
Rodin ref! much lieks…gud wun, Teho.
Rodin ref! gud wun, Teho. much lieks.
sorree…2 kommentz…’puter hikkupeded. mai bad…=(
Rodin for teh win! not only grate sculptor but he also pwned King Ghidorah… o wate… I needz to lie doun nao.
Much Winz!
Rodan roolz!
“Her name was Rodan
She lived on an island off the coast of Japan…”
Very clever – and witty – in a p(h)unny sort of way!
Dam u, Teho! I wuz gonna be teh furst wun wif teh phunny Rodin joak.
Pleh!
wel is gud tu noe dat u is der if i slips up.
oooohhhhh !! multiplex of wins and cheeburners on teh Artistic refrunz!
But…whut if dey dont wanna burn der chee?
“ur feckin up mah chi.”
ennywun? beuller?
swordfish?
wuz gonna gess “big lebowski” buts i not seen it.
u wins! yay!
*heddesk*
Uups, I was heddeskin’ at Teho … not in a bad wai …
.oO Must get the treats out of the jar – but how. HOW??
best nots do — ma desk is totl mess riet nao. is covrd in phoans. (we lost owr storij room)
Owie! Dat did hertz!
*phoandesk*
wuddin dat be *headphonedesk* ????
*Thunk* Ow, now I gotz ringin in mah eer.
hedfonedesk hedake ears ringin?
what hertz iz da hurtz?
ahem …
CURSE MY LACK OF OPPOSABLE THUMBS !!!
Opposable thumbs cat is sucking his opposable thumb.
tautology cat is recursing his lack of… oh never mind
TEH GEEKY WIN!!!1!!!!11111111uno
Hmmm, if i moves mai rooks herez, the he moves his nite herez…then I can has chekmatez!!
If I moves Wite Knight *here* that takes Alice out of chek an she can move *here* an becomez Queen!!
Heartburn Cat
jsut thru up in hiz mouf a wittle bit
like this?
http://www.gawker.com/news/bad-lingo/
bad-lingo-continues-throwing-up-in-mouth
-predates-dodgeball-civilization-223220.php
acshuly, I alweys wanted 2 no were dat fraze caym frum
thx4linky
there’s a Tshirt w/ that bunny on it – WANT !!!
Nyam-nyaming cat…
is nyam-nyaming.
Kittah finking, “Whar are mah harbls?:
I hads dem yesterday. I woked up at da vet’s (pleh!) and dey was gone!
*Can* I haz cheezburgr? Wai, oar wai nawt? Wai dew I dizaiyur it teh cheezburgr? Wut duz it simbulaiyz in mah brawdur egzistenz?
deep thotz…fillosofer kitteh…kontemplatz lack uv belleh button.
Kitteh gots belleh button. Itz just hard to find unner much floof.
cheez or not cheez, dat is teh kwestion.
ALWAEZ CHEEZ!
easy anser.
An baykon. But noez yukky letuss or piccilz; DOES NOTZ WANTZ!
It’s ma kitteh!!
I am proud.
Wai must ai b liek dat? Wai must ai chayse teh cat?
Cud I, wud I, in a boat? Cud I, wud I, awn a goat?
i cud an wud, Atomic Dawg!
i reely luvs dis Cheezburg Blawg!
PS — the Dr. Seuss/P-Funk crossover is très weird.
Honestly, that’s my mind in a nutshell. Mix in some Simpsons and you’re done.
y’know, on second thought–Bootsy Collins? …DEFINITELY a Seussian invention.
Shit!
God Damn!
I like green eggs and ham!
(I think A Tribe Called Quest did a track like this too.)
more catnip dude
kitty is thinking “whatever happened to bucket saga?”
YEssss whutever did? Nothing for a long time…and there is lolrus pics waaaayyy back on the votin page.
LOLrus is on wurld-wyde toor, luukin 4 bukkit in teh 4 kornerz. Itz an epik jurnee, frawt wid trajidee an peril. (Soon 2 b a mayjer moshun pikshure, starring Alfred Molina as teh LOLrus and Angelina Jolie as Teh Bukkit.)
“…and Angelina Jolie as Teh Bukkit”
omglol… luvs teh Jolie buts i cant help maself… wafflcoptrs…
Fanks! Lolapalooza!
oh noes!!!!
i wuld have gave you more burgers than 5 if i culd
FTW ! ! ! U have added at least 15 minutes to mai lief. Angelina Jolie as “Teh Bukkit.”!!!!!! Brilliant kastzing! This mooveh – ai wanz it! (There – I’m starting to get the hang of it!)
Yay for yu!! Keep up teh gud werk!
Wnatz 2 seez! Esp dah Angleina Jolly!
My lolrus has a first name, it’s l-o-s-t-s,
My lolrus has a second name, it’s b-u-k-e-t,
He’s lukin for it all the tyme, so if u sea it, plz to chime,
cuz ev’y lolcat hatz to sea, a lolrus cryin by the sea.
[goes back to lurkin]
dat wuz fabooluss!!! *applaws*
(Reads again in amazement…lips moving…Huh! It DID work!!)
Can you do that a lot? That’s grate!!!
Jack Deth can has competishun?
moar liek Oksar Mayer can has competishun.
Why lurk? Participation increaes the LOLs. Your ditty was purrfect! Your participation increases my LOLs. So sue me, I’m selfish.
da wun tyme u doan lurk, an u maykz da soda spew outta my noze. kin u cumz ober heer n hep me kleen off my skreen afore u unlurks agin? k thx bai.
Y lurks? U am guudz.
I lurks because tho I enjoy the site, I don’t speak lolcat good, and I’m at work and am not supposed to be postin on catsites. Boss actully expexts me to WORK. Can’t compeat with Jack’s cheezgreatness because pomes only come to me sometimes–have had this in my brane for weeks. Thanx for compiments–makes me feel like I ate a cheezburger.
oh cmon, eben yr NAEM is burgrish!
LOL! too much funny. stay out and play plz ktksbai
Wen we wuz at Mont-or-ray Ackwareeum, we seen da otterz – AN DEY HAD DA BUKKIT!!!! I gonna try put pix on ma flickr for U to see!
Evidense uf bukkit??? ZOMG, teh otterz has BMLz???? (Bukkits uv Mass Lulz)
Plz tew get suprglue solvent, ka?
Hmmmmmm
Bakun cheezburger or mushyroom cheezburger?
Bof. I wawntz bof.
mmm…bakun mushyroum cheezburger…
…sorry, hard to type with all the drool on my keyboard….
Getz dah “loadedburgr” dehn? Haz dah baykon, dah mushyrooms, an dah “chilly con carni”.
Burpz…
Scuz meez.
Kitteh thinks, therefore kitteh am. Are. Whatevs. Curse you, Descartes, now I gotz a hedache.
Not Descartes! Rodin! din’t u see teh post Teho had about teh horse he Rodin on? Or maybe dis waz sooner post and ICHC ated it… but dat wood meen u put Descartes before teh horse… ope I liyin doun agane.
[trying desperately to think up a "Socrates" pun]
[gives up]
cant think wen i so buryd at work
its Archimedes deadlines; iv jus got too much on my Plato
its enuf to give enywon a Caesar
O, c’mon, Teho. U cn tink ov a pun. Don’t be Socrates.
[can't... understand... the joke...]
[just... out... of reach...]
i thynk u brok my braen
Oh noes, you Kant give up becuz of a Lao-zi joke, Teho!
Sucking teas? Soccer cheese? Such a tease?
Hmm…
…dead?
(you know, as in, “I drank WHAT??“)
It wuz hemlawk, wuzn’t it?
Noez. Kitteh thinkz, dere4 U amz, or zo kitteh thinkz anewaiz.
Pygmalion Kitteh has skulpted hims purrfect companyun, Katatea – but her iz tiny an ceramik. Finkin uv hao to majik her to lyf-syz byooty (and/or booty).
Wants to snorgle her so bad, himz cant eben luk at her! Poor kitteh.
Pls to repeatz aftur me, “Teh rayne in Spayne stays mainly in teh playne.”"
Hao it rayne in playne? It have roof and windoze not openz.
teh condensayshn is murdr ifs teh a/c goes owt. u luky not tu noes.
I can haz Tyger Moth. Dat is playne, and no haz roof or windoze.
dat is BIplayne! u can has lup-de-luup?
(for teh recrd, dat wuz not yoofymizzum)
Halp! Ize tryin to make funnee postings – ennybudy hear meh? Iz I blokd?
Okeh, I bak now. But I forgetted funneh postings. Ma pyooter eated them. puh.
Whar dat lil hole in bottum ov sink go to? I dropt ringz an fluffy tip tings an stuff in der… whar dey go?
Want to knock dat stoopit cat figurine offa stand…
but no cheezeburger den.
Hmmm..?
Wat a kitteh 2 du?
Ethikal dilemmmmmma!
moar liek impulz kentrol issuz…hmmm, wut 2 do?
Wate til teh dawg is in teh visinitee, and teh hyoomins ar nawt wachin…
Den putz on yer moast innysint fayse.
“Wut?! It wuznt mee!”
Ah didn do it.
Thinking cat is thinking, “Maybe dat dress I weared on Friday waznt so bad after all.”
yes it wuz dat bad and thensum.
No haiku today.
My “” key is rippled. rap.
Must get replaement.
oh jus ues teh “k” insted. we unnerstands.
mabey not kheezburger or keiling kat, tho.
hm. dis is geting komplikated.
[bing!]
…i JUS NAO reelyzd dat WUZ a hyku!
i pleed nots enuf cafeen. oy
Hm. Dat is a puzlr, dat is.
i iz puzzled. i will ponder this thurolee…
it’s freakin’ bleeding, look at its eyes, lol. too much thinking for him though
Okey, letr ‘zee’ tile iz werf a hunnert poyntse, so ifn i spels ‘cheezbaga’ awn de stahr ins de middew ov de boorde, i gets a milyun jazilyun poents an wins?
i fink kitteh is embellyshin teh rulez.
Now where did I hide that mouse?
>^..^<
“They’ll see and they’ll say, why she wouldn’t even hurt a fly.”
C’mon guys…it’s from the movie ‘Psy-cat’!
demensha kitteh finkin ” ai noze ai camed in dis heer ruum foar a reezin. nao whut wuz it…? hm.”
O noez…I can has teh demenshaz???? I du dat alla time!! O deer, gotz to go find a nursin hoam fur me and my COM….we iz bekomin demenshanal !!!!111!!
I culd swarez I feelz sumboddee watcheng meh… Is verree creepee….
Oh, is jus u, MiniMeh.
O noes! How will i tell her? “Hunnee i shrunked teh kid”? Dat not gonna work. She can has SO MUCH MAD.
Mah asz is cat grasz…
Could someone please explain what the “Thinking cat is thinking” and “Hungry cat is hungry” is referencing? Those are the only ones I don’t ever get. (Sorry for typing in real english…. no time to screw it up.)
Tautological cat is tautological.
OH NOES! FEEDBACK LOOP!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, IT’S A RESONANT CASCADE FAILURE!
OH NOES! FEEDBACK LOOP!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, IT’S A RESONANT CASCADE FAILURE!
OH NOES! FEEDBACK LOOP!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, IT’S A RESONANT CASCADE FAILURE!
: : : : : splortch. : : : : :
::scrapes Teho offa da floor::
Seriously, there really isn’t anything to get, it is just supposed to be silly. It is a silly way of stating “Man, that cat really looks like he is thinking about somthing.”
Ok. Just checking. Didn’t know if it was a movie reference or a game reference or what. kthxbai
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