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Cheezburger Network Blog
nobody in the internet knows that you are a cat !
( … flaming kitty has just discovered )
http://www.boingboing.
net/2007/08/17/
infographic_criteria.html
Hai, Stend — chek owt todaze Boingboing fer a much biggah flowchart of a decizhun.
I like it, but I’m still liking the simple beauty of
http://www.flickr.com/photos/vjornaxx/294168009/
have they been told? no? tell them
have they been told? yes? OH SNAP
TOFU BURGER’S A CAT!?!?! i never woulda guessed… O_o
If she sez she’s a busty 21 y/o woman, she’s really a 14 y/o boy. If he sez he’s a 14 y/o boy he’s really a cop. If he sez he’s a cop… he’s a itty bitty kitty?
I are a kop, and a leegul profshunul 2. I iz gonna sioux youze @$$ oaf fur sayin I iz a kitteh!
;o)
HE AR NOT KITTEH WEN’s PLAYING LOLCRAFT!!1!! HE AR LVL SEVUNTEE HUNTR WIF TIEAR 5 EPUC GEARZ . . .HE CANS MAKES PWNED PPL GOES CRYING! KITTEH AR ROLLINS HORD CUZ KITTEHZ ARENT GOOD WIL WOOGUMZ, THEY IS EBIL EBIL ORCSES MAIKNG DETH HAPPENZ TO ALLIENCE! GO KJITTEH!! PWN TEH NOOBS!!!
boost me froo dm, plz? PLZ! will pay 5s.
uh-uuh…
furrgot kittehz be playin de hord – WTB WC BOOST PLZ!
in space no one can hear you ‘meow’
I can has pwnage
Lvl 20 war kitty r killing ur base!
Sounds like my brother!
I can has AWP?
Counterstrike?
I iz playin ganst dis angree jermun kid. him keeps yellin and smashin hims keebored… oooop, fraggd hims gain.
More dots!!
Okay, stop dots.
BOOM HEADSHOT!!
Kitteh done pwnd yo’ ass FTW!!
Lazerz go pew pew pew! Kitteh go mew mew mew!
buff me wif cheezbrgr kthx
“Ur argyooment iz 2 unsofisstikated to engage mee. Kthxbai.”
Der Mom,
Teh udder kittehs r bein mean to me an’ takin my cheezeburger. Do not LIKE! Can ey come HOME please?!
Kthxbai
lols
How I getz to cheezburger site? Iz it CTRL ALT DEL?
No kitteh. Run dah web browzah, dehn typz “www.icanhascheezburger.com” in dah address bar, dehn hitz “return”.
I can haz tech support?
# rm -rf kitteh
Not wantz dedded kitteh!
noooooo!
# mv kitteh warm_spot_near_window
Or even:-
# su root
password
*********
# chown -rf root kitteh
# chmod -rf 700 kitteh
# source kitteh get_cheezburgr
# logout
#
Wut mai Simz characterz be doin’??
Daaaaaang! Is dat even leegal???
OMG, 50 DKP MINUS!!
STOP DOTS.
Kat lyke typing detected!
Awl systehmz 2 be frozed uhntil prowper key strokez bez happinin!
See, if Dexter Douglas had had that feature…
Freakazoid wud be Kittehzoid?
Watch owt, kitteh, dis hao u gets bannd! Den u has to maek noo uzer naem wif noo emayl adres… is verree annoyeng.
I R CHAMPN OF KITTY DDR!
Sorree, kitteh. He is warlok, u no can beet him.
OMG! Lvl 70 Drood in cat form.
Dis sweetie bebeh remines me of mah four yeer ol nefew, hu xplains kindly to me how to uze mah pyooter. “Heer, Aunt Duffee, lemme show yu how…”
Liddil Kitteh haz
snowee wyte vest, spats an glubs.
Strypd jakket an pantz
Wayz nexx 2 nuffing.
Lykz t3h sownd Klikkee Keez maykz
wen deestroyeeng Orkz
Playz Wurld ub Warkraft.
No wun knoez Nemmissis iz
kewt, well dresst Kitteh
Jack.
I r in ur chatroomez
Spamn wen Im drunk
oh noes! Sir Graham fallded into teh moat! teh arrow keys must be brokded. is not my fault.
I r champn at kitteh DDR!
I can has double damage?
I can haz sibur petz?
Kitteh is Neopet wannabe?
I iz ritin teh Grate Amurriken Novul. Plz to nawt disterb mah grateness… An bring meh moar booz!!
(Eben Papa Hemeengwai wuz a bitty littul kitteh wuns. Himz beerd wuz tribyoot to floof.)
Iz dat dah Ernesht Hemmeengwai, and notz dah Jaqu Koureeak?
Yesh, Ernesht… u noes, teh aufur uv “To Has and Has Nawt”, “A Moovable Cheez”, “Fur Hoom Teh Care Trollz”, “Teh Cheez Also Ryzes”, “A Faerwell to Bukkits” …an mah purrsonal favrit, “Teh Old Man an teh Cheez”.
u can haz absinth! Bomba Klat!!
“Fur Hoom Teh Care Trollz”… classic.
“Ask nawt foar whom teh Care Trollz…dey trollz fur ebbreewun, apparently.”
Did not meen to braek into ur network. Wuz just doin littul tap danse, i swears.
Soda stikkiez on teh keebored, bitz uv doreeto on teh monitor… u been goin to dat cheezburger site again!!
im in ur web
makin da lolhumans
In Soviet Russia, cat captions YOU!
WIN!!!
ahhahahahaha! dis full of win!
“ai iz playssing purrsonal ads awn AdultCatLine.”
(kitteh iz lookin fur lawlz in awl da rawng playssez.)
hi im chris hanzen frum dateline
whut iz it yr doin thar
I wuz… going to tell Chad how not-cool it is to invyte bros he meetz on teh interwebs to hims dorm.
BTW, that’s a photo of my cat Mango: http://www.flickr.com/photos/slava/496607907/
Woop! I’ve been Cheezburgered
have you ever seen that skit
YOU WANT THE MANGO – BUT YOU CANNOT HAVE THE MANGO !!!
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Lot/7278/mango.html
All yur base are belongs to ME!
I’z in ur Wikipedia entri, deletin ur “akomplishments”*
*Citation needed….
I’m sending Teh Smoking Gun ur mug shotz…
ai’m in ur Pentagon prooving Global Warming iz cawzd bai demokratik processes.
Dat iz valid theeri; at leezt as guid az anytin bazez oahn 100 yeers datahz, when evidenze saiz waz warmah 1000 yeers agoz.
no no. lobbyists selectively misrepresenting data by comparing non-equitable units of measurement say was warmer 1000 years ago. But if you want to be distracted by dat hogpoop, I haz a nice lady wiv a torch yu myte wanna buy. Can do yu a speshul deel.
im in yr craigslist
sellin yr posesshunz
“Ecksssssssssssssssellent, Smithers.
Release t3h Howndz!” sez Liddil
Montee Burnz Kitteh
Debbonnayr Kitteh
iz membur ub Stoankutterz.
Kontroalz Brittish Krown
Wayr iz t3h buttun
wut turnz awn T3h Sun Blokkur?
Juss wantz 2 test it!
Jack.
Weeeee dooooo, weeeee doooooo!!!!
Gud day sur
i can has yr halp
2 xfer fundz frum mi fadder
da formr king of catmandu
u can has 20 purrcent
kthxbai
ROFL, sooper-dubble-strength WIN!!!
“Plz to b sending me ur soshul sekyurity numbah, ur mummeh’s mayden naym, an ur bank rowting numbah an I playce lots uv munnies in ur akownt!”
You is not entertayning me on the fazbuks, u post 2 much! I delete your profile, kthanxbai!
Why do I get the feeling this kitteh could be named “Turkeyburger”, and the peeps he is shouting at could be called “caretrollz” on a site called “ICHC”…?
Just hypa…hypot…hippi…an imaginary situation, rilly.
Hai,
Teeter wantz ta know what iz STFU (see picture caption)? She also askes me to askes U All (she iz from teh sowth) where she can find awl teh lol codes like STFU, lol, wtf etc., so she can have understandable conbersations wit teh lol and cheezburger peeps.
KThxBai,
Teeter’s Hoomin
(aka “teh hairless monkey”,….she calls me that when I won’t give her second helpings…)
“STFU” = “Shut the F**k Up”
Heer’s a gud sorse for LOLSpeek, bai owr own Elfinugget:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/24/lol-kitteh-as-a-second-language-lksl-101-in-five-easy-steps/
And heer’s a gud wun for udder termz:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/
Iz lookin it up on wikipeias…
iz on the WIki under Internet Slang
ROFLOLWTFBBQ! no idea whut dat meanz, but it feeeeelz gud! i fowt STFU ment “stuff you”. guess i be goin to da interweb dikshunairee wif Teeter’s hoomin. k thx bai.
Thanx guyz…U R Amazin. Teeter b doin backflips…no kidding! She doez that ifn you move to qwiks and she don’t nowz U commin. She be wrapped titer n a spring an acrowbatikly inklined! e go learnz teh new languages naow.
Kthxbi
Careful, kitty. You’re perilously close to hitting ctrl+alt+del
I pwn ur wikipedia
http://www.flickr.com/photos/kevlar/1152595430/
One of most awsum lolcats evar. Evar. ♥ ♥ ♥
Moar from this author plz!
OMG, invisible queue runner!
sendmail is killing me. =.=
lessee if dis poast gets eated agin…
“CATLIKE pWn4g3 DETECTED”
omg, this kitty got the same keeboard that iv xD
MMORPG kitteh pwnz noobs.
combat level 144?!?!?
Zazima, I OWN you!
Oh SnAP HES HAXING :O
Looks liek dis kitteh be pwnin sum n00b. Ceilin Cat’s speed ta yoo on dat one, kitteh. Use teh magic cave cristall taht teh wizard gaiv yoo! USE IT! BLAST TEH N00B’S HED OFF!!!
I can has RuenScaip?
No?
I has droppeded ur full roon!
Newoob!
hey guys? what does noobs mean?
noobs means noobie…. as in you are a newbie? new to the place?
I thinks soe. Is anybuddy dere?