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Jus on moar turn…
Der, ur invisible bike chain woan come off no moar.
Bicycle Repair Kitteh! thank goodness u’v come!
whenevveh bicycles are brokded, or menaced by international communism, Bicycle Repair Kitteh is reddee!
Andrea/Chewly FTDW.
(fr teh DECISIVE wins)
Teho, ware u bin laytlees? We missed u!
London and Paris!
srsly.
OOH! Hope yu wuz dere for fun times!!
Awww, U furgotz to taek us!!! Tell! Whar all did ya see?
Kewl! Duz awl teh kittehs in Paris has teh bloo chz awn der burgrz? “Le miaow… le purr…”
Bloo chz? Chz has blooz? WHY DA CHZ BE SADZ????? Q_Q
-patpat- Is beter nao?
we saw non les chats en Paris…
buts was lots of dogs ther. was evn dis soopr sweet longhayr dachsie pup hangin rownd teh siedwak caffay near le tour Eiffel wer we hads lunch. we can has pikshurs!
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang. Luckeeee!
(Oops, dis went in rong playce- plz 2 disregard.)
monty python ref FTW!!
FINNISH HIM!
Nupp. Him Sweedish, nott Finnish.
Dey get angree if u get dem mixded up.
schlipp, schlapp
schlipp & schlapp avaaay…
Blak kitteh sez: An hyoomins hav kneez rite THER!
Worst. Comment. Ever.
wut, yrs?
i duno, ize seen lotsa laem coments; so far i not eben hafsta invoak Godwin’s Law.
I thought the ICHC equiv to godwin’s was “not even kittens can save this thread now”
i luv dis thred soooo much
But… but… kitns can save everything!
Um… can’t they?
yes, but will they?
Randomest. Troll. Ever.
Teho, I hads to luk up Godwin’s Law – dat is teh awsum!
maybes him not reeds past “blak kitteh sez” an asoom was raecism? i duno.
I thot it wuz veree funnee, espeshully sinz tuxedo kitteh lookin down in disbeleef.
Tuxeedo kitteh: NO WAY.
Blak kitteh: WAY. An they walk with ther whol fut on the grownd all the tyme, not jus there toze!!
Tuxeedo kitteh: Ew, gross.
yay! I prowvowked a troll! *dances*
Standing kitteh sez: OMG no wai! Dey eez anatomiklee enfeeree-or!
Ya! Neez bend wrong way, too!!
I can has fatality?
I purrrfurz cheezburgrality, wayr loozing upoanent must giv u cheezburgr.
Hahaha!!!
WIN! D:
Smoke… Shiva…
….Kwit fitin and git eenside afore all de cheezburgers be gon!
your interpretive dance skills have enraged mortal tomcat !!!
an u has offendeded deh Shirley Temple!
Test… your might
pls to hold still while i measurez insayd leg.
Mmmmmmmmm. Suit’s u Sir.
(refrunce, ani-wun?)
Are You Being Served?
Yay! Somebuddy gotted it.
AND Little Britain.
“Dah Fazt Sho”.
Dah “R U Been Servd” hadz “I’ze free”, “it willz ridez up wit ware”, and Mrs Slocum’s pussy.
Seez? Teh wyte payntz ebrywar! Wut I do?!
Shud no be luvin on charz no moar, kitteh!
WIN!
Wot is buttons for my animality?
No, reely? Why you laff at me?
Blakk Ninja Kitteh
tryz low sweepeeng attakk. Tuckz
Kitten nawt impresst
“Ur Kung-Foo powurz
arz week!” sez Tuckz Kitteh. “U
has no bizzness heer!”
Tuckz Kitteh towurz
ober himz opponent. Blakk
Kitteh nawt askeerd
Shynee Deevyce fawlls
frum t3h Sky. Kittehz seez it
and 4getz t3h War
Jack.
Wunce agin, Jack, u mayke sintz of itall……
back back forward forward down down.
NOOOOO! U r mashing it rawng!!!!
DDR FTL.
DDR? um, go back a few moar years. Is Mortal Kombat combo….
nao u sees how much lose has teh DDR! aha!
(okays u got me)
democratisches deutsches republik?
Double Data Rate!
Wie sprechen sie Deutch?
Ja? Wiiiiin!
hep me pleez. I tripped in teh unmowed gras
SWEAP TEH LEG JONNYCAT!
ROFLPMP!!
Karate Kid ref FTW!
That sensi wuz such a naztee dude! Waz soooo gud to see lil Myogi tak him DAOWN!
MamaKitty feelz lik Avenger today.. =o)
Hey, u got invisible toylit papr stuck 2 yr foot.
Nobuddy maeks me bleed mai own blood. Nobuddy!
ah aynt gots tiem tu bleed
Yu gotz tiem to duck?
Fuz-tality…
Princess Kitty-tana wins.
Owww, stawp– cant u c i’ze s’poseta watr de lawn? U no c gardin hoaz? Ifn i no finesh choarz, i no gets treets. Laye awf.
Blak kitteh: Okeh, now we swap an I getz to be teh king.
Tuxedo kitteh: Not untilz yu kisses mah foot agin.
i don’t get eet.
De farces ob evill (blak kitteh) f1ghts de farces ob not so evill (mostly blak kitteh wit wh1te tummeh) Who w1ll w1n????
TONIYT TEH AMURRICAN PEEPL WIN!
…an also enywon els ovrsees wut cans akshuly undrstan wtf we sez.
…an posibly Canda.
An Scandahoovia.
attak uv teh vigulanty kitteh-gardinur!!
“U needs moar catnip. I plant a patch heer, k?”
“NO WAI! Catnip is teh gaetwai plant! Next u’ll be plantin teh rododendruns, or teh begoonyas!! Awai wif yee, ebil gardinen kitteh!”
“Oh, git outta heer afoar I smaks u upsied teh hed! U gettin teh nip wevvur u lieks it or nawt. Trust meh, u’ll fank meh wen ur oldur.”
Botany is war!
so true… just ask KHAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
oh wait. Botany BAY. my bad
WTF, dere be no KHAAAAAN in gardineng? I been doing it wrong all dese yeers.
mabey is watring caaaaaaaan tho
(oy… did i rely jus wriets dat?)
Dah Nunian Singh Khan, frm dah Star Trek. Not in dah gardine I hopez.
reekardo montaban sez: I’m going tu leef u like u left me, tulip bulb … burried alive!
Brings mi a shrubbarie…
Wan dat luks nice … n nawt tu xpensiv.
an puts it heer nex too dis wan. wif a litl pahth daun da midle.
yes! a pahth! a pahth!
ni!
Ni!!
three, sir
U kan haz random?
random is right out!
4!
Put on teh glasses!
(o plz o plz o plz somewun git dis ref…)
not gettin the ref
They Live?
Yay so happy peepulz got it, congrajulatshuns all around. Wai iz I not surprized u new it, BG? I’m givin u a choice, ether put on thees glasses, or start eetin dat trash kan
Hubby lieks dat movee. Me too, sumtiemz. Iz weerd liek urlee movie ov ‘V’!
I fownd owt abowt it frum Souf Park- too sik and funnee 4 wurds!
Teh endin of teh moovie is full of teh groooosssss. PLEH! But vary phunnie from all of teh cheez.
They Live?
Dey Liiiiiiiiiiiive!
Yup. I harte u for rekonizing.
Iz a klassik!
Iz Flunkd but wez got smarter peeps dan me an dey golt it. I can cheat sheet now?
lil blak kitteh: “Ah r wolbereen! Ah slash joo!”
lil tux kiddeh sez: “Ah Godzirra – rahhh!!!”
(eez infinnit battle of wittle boiz eberware!)
Brilliant, this is one of the best from August. I loved mortal combat, great game.
Lol, I can’t belive my epic Kittah battlz made it to ze front page!
Congrats Greg! Hilareeus submish!
I nos we iz posed to rite bout the klvr jukstapozishun of wurds Kombat and Tomcat n zond bery sofistikted, but OMG dats a be-u-ti-ful kitteh tummi.
Four roondz for litewate champion ob da world,
Gets ovah heeeer!
plz not to rippin mah spyne owt…
brutality- do not want.
is skwerpyon hoo yuses teh graplin huk? i forgotted.
Invisible Light Sabers….
Grehg, dis lolcat blong in preeskool basement. U kan doo beterzzz.
giev teh d00d a bek….and i woant say wher dis comment b-longs…srsly
Grayg, dis pikchoor iz good! Da klaritee uv da black kitteh’s fangses, da juckstapozishun ov horizontl an furtikal kitteh shapes, da brite green grass. Da kapshun iz awesum an fits da pikcher, dis IZ an epik battul!!!
Rebs, ur a dull little troll. If u kin do better with submissions, then do.
THOSE SHOES ARE MINE BETCH!!!!
omigawd pawz
“Kitteh, wut r u gonna do wid ur lyfe???!?!?”
Oh, daddy-dear
weez knot da furtonate onz
Girls, dey wanna has fuu-un
Oh, girls, dey wanna has fuuun
i fink joo has tu mani shoos- SHADDAP!
i fink joo has tu mani shoos- SHADDAP!
i fink joo has tu mani shoos- SHADDAP!
stoopid boi.
(and so on… i so killed it. x_ø)
…lets party!
[does teh robot]
Keep Dancin’
[Does teh robot to]
Furr-tality
Princess Kitty-tana wins.
Catality!
chargingz for me fireballz
Graaaaate, nao dis song be stuck in mah hed!
cud be wurs.
hitler!!!
Ohai, anybuddy bees dere?