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Thu, 09 Sep 2010 22:14:03 +0000

[...] kittehs: alwayz thuro wen dey do a job. [...]

By: gayla34

gayla34 — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 16:33:56 +0000

I haz a butt I shoe u.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehz

JanetCanHas4Kittehz — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 13:37:09 +0000

Dere CBSB – I, tooz, am wishun u Mush Lukx. I read ur commentz and find u cleve andr amuewzing I am happy everie day dat I am retyreded, so noe longer hav dese worriez. Very scary out there fur the werkin purrson.

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 06:05:13 +0000

dey say dat catnip is a kind uv mint. Maybe reglar mint (and its der..derif…. produkt methol) makes da kitties go weirdo too?

By: Flartus

Flartus — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 00:38:27 +0000

oh hai…and tanks! I promised mah puppeh i not reeds at hoam no mores cuz i were spendin too much timez ignoring her. Den teh vry next day, mah new boss diklares he gonna crak daon on non-bidness usages of teh intarwebs, fones an emales.

So nao i is braking mah promise to mah puppeh. But only fur a liddle bit.

An tink mebbe is times fur me to joine CBSB in teh job hunts…werk mekkin me crankee nao! New boss–DO NOT WANT!

By: Shay

Shay — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:00:53 +0000

Haha. Dat’s a winny win.

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:33:59 +0000

Is that frum dat ventriloquist dood–can’t think of his naem–he has teh purple monster named peanut and teh old guy puppetz?

By: Kim

Kim — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:22:07 +0000

I iz feerce!

By: B!

B! — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:17:43 +0000

Lafft. Owt Lowd. I has dun dat feeeWAAAAAAAAH, but onlee wen da krikuts wuz deposited in ma shooz, sans wun layg. EEEEEEEUuurrrrrggllblaaahhhhhoneee!!! Com get dis owta ma shoo!

FTW, kin NEwun ref dis: “Iz wun kakaroach een ma shoo!”

By: B!

B! — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 20:45:03 +0000

Those shooz R mienz, BETCH!!! I lurve dis videyo!

Iz dat de saem pool frum Rock Da Casbah?

By: B!

B! — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 20:38:29 +0000

Indeed! Speshullee wun wuf feetz fedish!! Aldo I tink mos bebe kittehs will stalk an pownce da laces, is liek bebe size snakes prey!

By: B!

B! — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 20:36:25 +0000

LOL! Wun tiem we went to horsie rescue to work wun weekend. We comez home, Willem startz eetin R boots! He roooollled and drooooled and ruuuuubbed for hours! Nevr noo he wuz grimalkin tipe kitteh! Wisht I cooda afforded ponee an kittehz, maek Willem AND me happee!!!

(Whaddaya call a hole in the feeld dat U pour moneez into? A horse!)

Udder 2 kittehs sniffed, sniffed, den walked away. Meh. To eech der ownz!

By: cat butt squirrel butt

cat butt squirrel butt — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 18:03:08 +0000

I’s beeing rememberation ov dat, COL!!

By: cat butt squirrel butt

cat butt squirrel butt — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 18:02:07 +0000

Aw … fanx, guise!

I can has noe intervuws yet … knot a wun! ‘SOK. I has moar tyme to rest wiff t3h kittehs! But it b gettin doun 2 teh wire! I is trying to keap pawsitive attitood but — man is I hungwy all t3h tyme! Hoeps I dunt gain 2 much wait wiff all dis eemotional eeting. lolz.

Will keap u postit. Tanks fer askin.

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 16:53:59 +0000

This reminds me of something I saw on teh funneh video show the other night:

Kitteh was playin with teh mowsie, and put it in a shoe. Mowsie was liek “do not want!” and scooted up into the toe of teh show (kitteh was just a little wun, so did not nom nom nom teh mowsie). Kitteh was trying to reach up to get mowsie back out, then Dood came out and was all liek “No, no kitteh–is mai shoe.” and pushed kitteh away with his foot. “U is a kitteh–u no has use for teh shoe. Is mai shoe, nawt urs. U don’t has teh feets to wears dem liek I do, see? Teh shoe is just teh right size foar my feeWAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!”

By: Stan

Stan — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 16:52:59 +0000

Doc Martens!! Theys be kitty proof! Oh Noooos

By: ozzy mandius

ozzy mandius — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 16:34:56 +0000

Mai kitteh lurves teh stinky sweaty saddlepad from lolpony. Rolls on it in teh ekstasy of delite.

By: Teho

Teho — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 16:34:08 +0000

i fink stend wuz alredy fmilyer wif teh meme. is wut Melisa wuz qwotings frum.

By: ozzy mandius

ozzy mandius — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 16:27:19 +0000

Quadri-pawstrus quadroo-ped.

By: LadyKat

LadyKat — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 16:13:55 +0000

kewl! I’z been kwoted!!!

By: Elizabeth P

Elizabeth P — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 16:03:22 +0000

Our kitteh likes to leap on the back of the bf’s head and lick off his gel.

He’s totally kitteh-whipped.

If I ever get a picture or a videoclip, it’s coming on here first thing.

By: Elizabeth P

Elizabeth P — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 15:59:07 +0000

I see I’m not the only one that uses the term “kitty bits”.

By: Anukki

Anukki — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 15:53:24 +0000

Mowgli-Kitteh not slayz Kaa. Kaa iz frendz wif Mowgli-Kitteh. Kitteh iz slayin’aynshunt kobra in teh old keeng’s storehaus. Mowgli-Kitteh iz not feered. “Thuu!”

By: BonzoGal

BonzoGal — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 15:40:17 +0000

Hmm… wud be awful big litr bx… lol… k, I stawp pikchuring dat naow. Is putting me off brekfast.

By: Turkeyburger (no relation)

Turkeyburger (no relation) — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 15:37:31 +0000

Mai feetz–let me show u them…

By: SarahD

SarahD — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 15:14:58 +0000

I’ll sho U non-gratuitous use of ugleh shoos!

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 14:55:58 +0000

yeah, slacker! Getz bak to wurk!!! We needz mor lol’s!

By: Duffy

Duffy — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 14:47:57 +0000

I iz hyooj feers tygur Shere Khan slayin Kaa in teh depfs of teh untaimd jungul! rarr rarr rarr!
And kwit callin me kyoot!!

By: Teho

Teho — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 14:47:40 +0000

u can has EERWURM! hehe

By: Duffy

Duffy — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 14:41:23 +0000

Aiglet be gud name for kitteh.

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 14:36:29 +0000

Jus remmemmer…all wurk an no plai makes CBSB missed by her lolfrenz!

By: Duffy

Duffy — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 14:33:34 +0000

My marmalade gurl kitteh alzo foot fetishist – hugz mah fut an kisses mah toez until they tikul so much I jerk them – then CHOMP. ow ow ow.

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 14:32:01 +0000

Yeah, howz it goin, CBSB??? I no datlookin for a job is full of teh suk…we r all pullin for yu!

By: Duffy

Duffy — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 14:31:12 +0000

Quadri-pawstrus.

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 14:29:19 +0000

I mus finalee agree!!! Dis is mai favorit wun evar!

By: karen

karen — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 14:10:21 +0000

not purrfr kitn nor bebees. wish hyumin bebe uze litr bx. jus sayin.

By: Antoinette

Antoinette — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 14:06:59 +0000

I purrferrz kittehs to bebbehs. Kittehs nawt gro up to be monsturz. Kitteh sitz in ur lap an purrz. Kidz groez up and bais spensive car inshoorans. Gud ting I spinster awnty.

By: Roody's Mom

Roody's Mom — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 14:06:47 +0000

My kitteh luvs ben-gay, too! She is alll overz my hunny when hes uses it.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 13:36:12 +0000

U purrferrz kittehs 2 babbiez 2 dehn?

By: ManfredMom

ManfredMom — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 12:50:39 +0000

How teh jawb huntin goin CBSB??

By: Sunnshyne

Sunnshyne — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 12:33:15 +0000

Am gladz to see dat mah momz kitteh iddent all dat weerd afturawl.

Himz haz a feetz fetish, and rubz his hed inna stinky shoos. Also much lubs da smell uv Bengay — Mah dad borkeded his ankul, an putz da Bengay on his ankul when it hurtz. Dubbel bonus fer kitteh — stinky feets AND Bengay! Duzzent lik it up, jus rubs his hed on it.

By: brainfire

brainfire — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 11:11:12 +0000

baysick enstink ref! gud wun…WIN!1!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehz

JanetCanHas4Kittehz — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 09:50:40 +0000

Bananaphoan! Now it’s in my head and I can’t get it out!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehz

JanetCanHas4Kittehz — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 09:46:17 +0000

Stend – how do you do it? You always have an appropriate, but very odd site available to further illustrate the theme. That Victorian furniture was amazing! How do you find these things?

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 08:31:38 +0000

Ma frend’z kitteh likes tah lick mah bare feetz.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 08:30:22 +0000

Not caretroll. Too short, and not hysterical (not funny, having hysterics) enough.

By: typingisnotactivism

typingisnotactivism — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 07:43:51 +0000

HA! dat mayks yu a CareCareTrollTroll!! Iz yoo owt thare K.? Cud u pleez flaym Stend? Wud b teh hilreeyuss.

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 07:38:19 +0000

oe, dat is itz flavor?

By: 3rin

3rin — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 06:35:08 +0000

daont kis dem win dey coemes to c u afpur dey get oawt-stinkee!

By: cat butt squirrel butt

cat butt squirrel butt — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 06:05:44 +0000

Hai whiskers!!

I ben jawb huntin. Taykes all the FUN outta teh dai.

I gets reel uptite an werks reel hard. Den I taykes a longe nap!