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Boy Skowt Kitteh is knot eckspert!!
…den who iz?
CHUCK-ERNAUGHT!
( because CHUCK-ERNAUGHT doesn’t sleep… he waits )
kewl! I’z been kwoted!!!
Praktizing 4 nex level baje!
U shud see the walet he made out of ur T.P., and the canoo boat kitteh made out of a galoshes.
awwwwwww!
yase, ths is teh most cuootest kitteh evar.
I mus finalee agree!!! Dis is mai favorit wun evar!
Look how all of kitteh’s paws and claws are engaged!! Those back legs just kill meh!!
Lookie, cbsb … your namesake: a kyoot CAT BUTT! Why r kitty butts so kyoot? Iz a mystery … but they R!
Kitteh is Incredibl Ronco Cross-Shreddr …. zip! zap! zowie! … can slice ‘em and dice ‘em and maek julienne fryz, tu.
( KITTY BUTT )
kittn gonna eet Ur sole!
Haha. Dat’s a winny win.
wheee!!! yer bak! whar’d yu go?
Hai whiskers!!
I ben jawb huntin. Taykes all the FUN outta teh dai.
I gets reel uptite an werks reel hard. Den I taykes a longe nap!
How teh jawb huntin goin CBSB??
Yeah, howz it goin, CBSB??? I no datlookin for a job is full of teh suk…we r all pullin for yu!
Aw … fanx, guise!
I can has noe intervuws yet … knot a wun! ‘SOK. I has moar tyme to rest wiff t3h kittehs! But it b gettin doun 2 teh wire! I is trying to keap pawsitive attitood but — man is I hungwy all t3h tyme! Hoeps I dunt gain 2 much wait wiff all dis eemotional eeting. lolz.
Will keap u postit. Tanks fer askin.
Dere CBSB – I, tooz, am wishun u Mush Lukx. I read ur commentz and find u cleve andr amuewzing I am happy everie day dat I am retyreded, so noe longer hav dese worriez. Very scary out there fur the werkin purrson.
I think this is Dmitri’s awesome kitty “Baffle” again… anyone? Confirmation?
wait, found it! Baffle it is!
Click my “Teho” name link (temporarily redirected to Dmitry’s photoblog)
OH!
Middul kolum, secund frum botm. Lil feetz.
Hed splodes frum teh kyut.
*BOOM*
Ooh Lawd
Dat is won cyoot kitteh!
Yes!! Best lil kitteh feetz I eveh seed a pitcher ov.
All hail teh lil Egyptshun kitteh feetz!
Oh – teh hartrenching tail. Hiz peepl – they fownd himz krying in teh allee behhaind thair howz in Egypt! 1 luckeh lidl kitteh! 5 Cheezburgerz tu Dmitri and Pamila!
Kitteh seez invizabul spyder on doze lacez and attackz eet!
No mowr spiderz.
gud foar kitteh!
You know, I think those laces are screwed as well…
I mean, the first thing you think when you look at that is
“well, those laces are shot, where the hell am I going to get laces now, shoe stores don;t even sell the damn things anymore”
I just ♥ these! Thanks for sharing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lukx et dem kettz!
Dang kitn, ur showing ur meet-&-2-veg! Kitn needz sum pantz! (Or a dipur?)
Mah kitteh bits, let meh show u dem.
HAAAYYY U! *smoo*
Hai ‘lissa!! *smoo* rite back!!
Styll lukking fer werk … thot I wud play a littel bit 2day.
Jus remmemmer…all wurk an no plai makes CBSB missed by her lolfrenz!
I’s beeing rememberation ov dat, COL!!
HARBLS…I has them (foar nao)
*snork*
I see I’m not the only one that uses the term “kitty bits”.
kitn not need dypur!! wish hyumen bebe used littah bx at 3 wekez ole.
then not spen munney on pamprz.
ROFL, troo- dat’s 1 reezin y I has teh kittehs and not teh babbies…
eye has the kittehs and the babbehs. kittehs much easier to trayne and not has as menny axidents.
how 2 trane kitn: say, here littur box, uze it. the ennd.
U purrferrz kittehs 2 babbiez 2 dehn?
I purrferrz kittehs to bebbehs. Kittehs nawt gro up to be monsturz. Kitteh sitz in ur lap an purrz. Kidz groez up and bais spensive car inshoorans. Gud ting I spinster awnty.
not purrfr kitn nor bebees. wish hyumin bebe uze litr bx. jus sayin.
Hmm… wud be awful big litr bx… lol… k, I stawp pikchuring dat naow. Is putting me off brekfast.
Ambi-pawtrus kitteh is ambi-pawstrus.
Quadri-pawstrus.
Quadri-pawstrus quadroo-ped.
Stringz = Enielated by tiny kitteh.
Smell uv des shoes gif mai convulshuns!
Nah – kittehs LUVVV shoo smel. Mi kittehs stuf heds in shoos n HUFF. Teh stinkier teh betr.
is true. one of my kittehs’ favorite toy is smelly stinky socks–soon as you take socks off, he goes nuts until you give ‘em up.
Hokay – convulshuns of DEEEE-LITE!
mai kitteh like the smellz of ben-gay … if i putz deh menthold rub on mai boddee, kitteh comes and lickz it all off … will even lickz through clothz. mai kitteh is much strangz. also leafs wet spotz on mai jammies.
Dat kant be good for teh insyds of teh kitteh…?
well, she is 9 years old and haz been lak this for all her yearz … she cannot be stopped
is nawt ur fawlt, homescribe… kittehs liek to endanjur demselfs in awl sorts uv wais… wun uv mine lieks to sneek into teh showur after I gets owt an liks up teh soap residoo. i trais to keep himz owt, but sumtiems himz owtsmarts meh. if u can cawl likkin up soap residoo “outsmarting”. sigh.
ben gay contains methyl salicylate, a medication related to aspirin. not at all good for kitties to ingest!!!
uh, yeah. I’m gonna play OHNOes here (sorry), but methyl salicylate is what that teenage track star ODed on last spring
public-healthcare-issues.suite101.com/article.cfm/methyl_salicylate_overdose
sorry if this double posts, but methyl salicylate is what that teenage track star OD’ed on last spring… keep kitties away…
HA! dat mayks yu a CareCareTrollTroll!! Iz yoo owt thare K.? Cud u pleez flaym Stend? Wud b teh hilreeyuss.
Not caretroll. Too short, and not hysterical (not funny, having hysterics) enough.
mine try to do the same thing with the icy hot patch, which also has menthol in it. weerd kittehs.
mai kittehs wuz jus da oppozit! all i had to do wuz opin da jar of vicks vaporub or da ben gay, and dey ran foar da hillz! did not want! jus goez ta sho dat ebery kitteh can haz da uneek. i lurbs dem awl!
My kitteh luvs ben-gay, too! She is alll overz my hunny when hes uses it.
dey say dat catnip is a kind uv mint. Maybe reglar mint (and its der..derif…. produkt methol) makes da kitties go weirdo too?
Ma frend’z kitteh likes tah lick mah bare feetz.
Our kitteh likes to leap on the back of the bf’s head and lick off his gel.
He’s totally kitteh-whipped.
If I ever get a picture or a videoclip, it’s coming on here first thing.
daont kis dem win dey coemes to c u afpur dey get oawt-stinkee!
Am gladz to see dat mah momz kitteh iddent all dat weerd afturawl.
Himz haz a feetz fetish, and rubz his hed inna stinky shoos. Also much lubs da smell uv Bengay — Mah dad borkeded his ankul, an putz da Bengay on his ankul when it hurtz. Dubbel bonus fer kitteh — stinky feets AND Bengay! Duzzent lik it up, jus rubs his hed on it.
My marmalade gurl kitteh alzo foot fetishist – hugz mah fut an kisses mah toez until they tikul so much I jerk them – then CHOMP. ow ow ow.
Mai kitteh lurves teh stinky sweaty saddlepad from lolpony. Rolls on it in teh ekstasy of delite.
LOL! Wun tiem we went to horsie rescue to work wun weekend. We comez home, Willem startz eetin R boots! He roooollled and drooooled and ruuuuubbed for hours! Nevr noo he wuz grimalkin tipe kitteh! Wisht I cooda afforded ponee an kittehz, maek Willem AND me happee!!!
(Whaddaya call a hole in the feeld dat U pour moneez into? A horse!)
Udder 2 kittehs sniffed, sniffed, den walked away. Meh. To eech der ownz!
Den I sayl in uther shoo tu mai sekrit ilind, ware dere is minny bootiful gurl kittehs and mush katnip an a jiant litrbocks all rownd teh ilind.
Wunt tu kom wif me? Dere is plinty rume in teh shoo. Is bery big shoo.
Oar els I is bery tinee kitn.
Ahhh, paredyse
Deez litul klipz wut hoeldz yr shulaysez taid ar getin moar elaburayt awl teh tiem.
Aglets! (Srsly, dat’s wut dey’re called.)
O, wayt- dat’s teh shoolace tipz. R u tawkin abowt sum udder clippy thang?
I fink wen I wuz uh kidlet, dey kald dem Boe Baiyturz. Moastlee fr kideez hu nawt tai dey shuuz sew gud yet. Kitn surtentleee kwalifaiyz ez boe baiytur.
Aiglet be gud name for kitteh.
Indeed! Speshullee wun wuf feetz fedish!! Aldo I tink mos bebe kittehs will stalk an pownce da laces, is liek bebe size snakes prey!
kitteh feats! i luffs them sew much!
Karate Kitteh pwaktises nu muv.
I fink it r teh kitteh gettin notted up.
He looka like a pwetzel!
*evil chuckle* man, i hates dese shooz. i’ll show dem gud! next, i’s gonna poop in teh uvver wun!!
I r 400 lb Tiger. Shos skared to def. Raaaah!
Smee!
I iz feerce!
Liddil Kitteh nom,
nom, nomz awn flat piskettee
wyle klawz skratch away
Lykez t3h noo shoo smell
b4 slydeeng insyde az
flat piskettee shredz
Shooz arz grayt 4 Naps
Mayd 4 snuggleeng an nuzzleeng
as wide green iez kloaze
Jack.
HALP! Dese snaykes r attakin meh!!!
goez of an buyz konkreet reinfoarst helmet to contayn teh hed splozhun from teh ovardoas of kyoot
OK One moar time
THOSE SHOES ARE MINE BETCH!
BETCH !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA
Stend – how do you do it? You always have an appropriate, but very odd site available to further illustrate the theme. That Victorian furniture was amazing! How do you find these things?
i fink stend wuz alredy fmilyer wif teh meme. is wut Melisa wuz qwotings frum.
Those shooz R mienz, BETCH!!! I lurve dis videyo!
Iz dat de saem pool frum Rock Da Casbah?
dese shus rulez
dese shus suckz
dese shus rulez
dese shoes SUCKZ
shus shus shus!
OMG shus!
im puttin on mi nuse
gudbai krool werld
i blaim sosietee
Ur shews offendz mah aesfetics.
Let me show u how much.
Halps! I fergit hao dis werks!
Flartus? haz u been playin hooky? haznt seed u inna wyle. miss ur commentz! iz lyke ridin da bike… u doan fergit. walcum bak frum waereber u wuz.
yeah, slacker! Getz bak to wurk!!! We needz mor lol’s!
oh hai…and tanks! I promised mah puppeh i not reeds at hoam no mores cuz i were spendin too much timez ignoring her. Den teh vry next day, mah new boss diklares he gonna crak daon on non-bidness usages of teh intarwebs, fones an emales.
So nao i is braking mah promise to mah puppeh. But only fur a liddle bit.
An tink mebbe is times fur me to joine CBSB in teh job hunts…werk mekkin me crankee nao! New boss–DO NOT WANT!
shoolays is tastee lyk chikkin
oe, dat is itz flavor?
I lernd dis skills in de Nayvee!
U want has play Katz Kradel wif me?
win win win win win win win
(bananaphoan)
Bananaphoan! Now it’s in my head and I can’t get it out!
u can has EERWURM! hehe
either dats a rly rly tiny kitten or sumbody haz rly rly bigz feets
Kitteh haz kyoot rinklz in tummy.
Sharon Stoenz kitteh awdishining foar job at teh shoo staw.
baysick enstink ref! gud wun…WIN!1!
I iz hyooj feers tygur Shere Khan slayin Kaa in teh depfs of teh untaimd jungul! rarr rarr rarr!
And kwit callin me kyoot!!
Mowgli-Kitteh not slayz Kaa. Kaa iz frendz wif Mowgli-Kitteh. Kitteh iz slayin’ aynshunt kobra in teh old keeng’s storehaus. Mowgli-Kitteh iz not feered. “Thuu!”
I’ll sho U non-gratuitous use of ugleh shoos!
Mai feetz–let me show u them…
Doc Martens!! Theys be kitty proof! Oh Noooos
This reminds me of something I saw on teh funneh video show the other night:
Kitteh was playin with teh mowsie, and put it in a shoe. Mowsie was liek “do not want!” and scooted up into the toe of teh show (kitteh was just a little wun, so did not nom nom nom teh mowsie). Kitteh was trying to reach up to get mowsie back out, then Dood came out and was all liek “No, no kitteh–is mai shoe.” and pushed kitteh away with his foot. “U is a kitteh–u no has use for teh shoe. Is mai shoe, nawt urs. U don’t has teh feets to wears dem liek I do, see? Teh shoe is just teh right size foar my feeWAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!”
Lafft. Owt Lowd. I has dun dat feeeWAAAAAAAAH, but onlee wen da krikuts wuz deposited in ma shooz, sans wun layg. EEEEEEEUuurrrrrggllblaaahhhhhoneee!!! Com get dis owta ma shoo!
FTW, kin NEwun ref dis: “Iz wun kakaroach een ma shoo!”
Is that frum dat ventriloquist dood–can’t think of his naem–he has teh purple monster named peanut and teh old guy puppetz?
I haz a butt I shoe u.