SILY FLAM THROWA
…U CANOT HRT ME
kitty: Bekah’s cat, Berlioz
photo taken by: Mikel
capped by: Dan
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DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM???
IM TEH JUGGANAUT!
BISH!
X-MEN BISH!
XAVIER SELVZ!
I fot it wuz Chuck Norris… awww
It can be! Juggernaut Norris soundz witty!
Iz him Mrs Norris’ hubby?
Would that make him the “Chuck-ernaut”?
I tink it wuld.
AHM TEH JUGGANAUT, BICH!
Uuups, sorry, Naoimi! Mai pronuncipation servo wuz malfunkshinin! JUGGANAUT, BISH!!
Ish kay. :3
i can has pretty helmet? an den run troo wawls? i is trieing to get too leach b4 he maek moar cyurz.
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btw, obur coreckt ansurs to kwestchun “DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM???” inklud:
oh dats jeff vader, he runz da deth star!
(^well ull stil nead a tray)
dis wun is wet. an dis wun is wet. an dis wun is wet. an dis win is wet. dis wun is wet. dis wun is wet. an dis wun is wet…
did joo dri dees ina rayn forist?
cannawt ekspres mah LUFFS foar teh izzard.
Ai just lufs dis site and awl teh lolfrenz in it. U guize maek mai dai. ^.^
Srsly. I can has halp 2 stawp laffing?
Oh Noes! Save teh flame throwerz for teh Caretrollz in the posts!
When u mak flame throwerz out of NON RECYCLED PAPURZ u are killing treeeeees!
PLZ DO NUT DO THIS!
I ar a LEGAL specialist and a EDJUMIKATOR an a RECYKLER an a assistant sanitashun TEEM leeder at teh lokal burger king, so I know wut im tawkeeng aboot.
Think of the lolcardboards!
NOOOES!! NOTZ TEH LOLCARDBORDS!!
Yeah, flamthroawahz R 4 caretrollz, not LOLkittehs!
Dis flames, I cannot smells flavour.
THIZ SMELL HAZ A FLAVUR
“Teaser and the Fire Cat”
hey der, win
That sounds like an EXCELLENT name for a rock band.
I is an excellent name. Rock band names can be lots of fun. When I was an Entertainment Director for the Army in Stuttgart, Germany during Desert Storm (1991), we were talking about taking a show to Nellingen Barracks. Most of our troops had gone to Saudi Arabia. Someone said “There’s nobody there but ‘Colonel Rooney and the Pregnant Soldiers’.” I always thought that was the best rock band name EVAH.
Wuz gonna suggest Flamethrower and The Pussy … but maybee knot…
EBEN BETTAH!
I iz protektid bah verey danjerus Glair of Disdane
Hay, in teh bakroun– de bloo fing–
Iz dat lolrus’ bukket?
Cud b. luks lyk wrubber mayd tote thingy.
It b a littel big… Iz new improved lolrus bukket? If teh lolrus come for it, will kitteh turn off Glair of Disdane?
I think notz – loox lyke skware bukket, lolrus’ wuz rownd.
Anudder falz leed….
Sai Helo 2 mai sily fren.
Not frayd! Shmells lyk card bored ai iz sittng onz! Silly hyumin!
Kitteh is nawt amuzed by yoar immachure antiks.
Making a gun wit yer hand doeznt wurk ether. Akt yer age, not yer shoo size.
However, outstretched fists and making a “pew pew pew” sound is a verry effictive weapon…
Shhhhhh, TB, ur going to let the terrrrerrristz heer and den dey’ll do it!
PEW PEW PEW!!!
Ka-WEEENG! Rickoshay! Mist mee!!
Iv we kyll ahl teh CT’s teh T’s wyn. Or if teh bom goez ov… waiteaminute… Iv we gife in, teh terrerists win.
Asbestos Kitteh is not impressed.
I canz hav it my way- plz to be flamin teh burger
Confident kitteh r nawt afrayed of joo silleh science projekts…
“So dis is whut they teech u to mak in skool is it?
Veri veri useful.
Lookin’ forward to u servin’ mah Cheezburger at Drive In window v. v. soon.
U are no kaptain ov industri.”
Can’t fol meh. Smelz like marcker, not liter flud.
Inflammable kitteh is inflammable.
Inflammable means flammable??!? What a country!
Frum dikshunerry- is weerd but troo:
Inflammable and flammable both mean “combustible.” Inflammable is the older by about 200 years. Flammable now has certain technical uses, particularly as a warning on vehicles carrying combustible materials, because of a belief that some might interpret the intensive prefix in- of inflammable as a negative prefix and thus think the word means “noncombustible.” Inflammable is the word more usually used in nontechnical and figurative contexts.
Flam throwa… it haz AROMA!
kitty is playing with fire
Dat all you got? You betta getz som back up.
And pack a lunch!
Mah sheeldz iz all up an I iz sittin in mah zone of involn– invunul — inpentret — mah safe zone. Neener neener neener.
Whut you can’t see is dat kitteh is doing teh Tail Twitch of Annoyance. Soon will come teh claws and teh swatting, followed by teh screams and teh bleedings…
nah, dis kitteh is jus smellin teh flamethrower. if teh hoomin starts pokin teh kitteh in teh face wif it, den WATCH OWT! but right now, dis kitteh is interested. if dis war my bebbe kitteh, neks he would CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP. “stoopy hoomin! i eatz ur flamethrower! see my teef marks innit! ur flamethrower is weak n pafetic! har har har!”
I mus say, dat iz a very pritteh kitteh. “Hansum faiters nebber luze battalz!”
O yah? I’ll see ur flaym throwa, an rais u fiev owt uv six pointy endz. Wat u got nao, sucka??!!
Flam Mamable Kitteh Goz Whoosh
Slikk Kard Bored
belawngz 2 Kitteh. Hewminz
no taykz it away!
Kitteh fynded it
wyle Hewminz slept. Slikk Kard Bored
maykz splendid bed
Oanlee fing misseeng
iz streem ub Sun lyte. Kitteh
willz habz 2 mayk doo
Jack.
I am the god of hell fire, and I bring you…Fire
ack! don tell me, I no dis one. . .Jimi Hendrix?
Nawt Jimi Hendrix, doctorcat.
Krayzee Wurldz uv Arthur Brown.
Hendrix wuz Purpil Hayz an Masheen Gunn.
Jack.
Oh yeah, I bemembers now. So long ago. . .
silly english kinigitts.
Monty Python ref! WIN!!!
Ni!
yur lame cardbord flame thower, it has a flavr
“And u paid Halliburton how much fer this?”
Zing
Oooh, oh, owch!!! GUD WUN!!!!!!!!! Burn!
I’m in yur blakwatr, preparin to tayk ovr yur kuntree….
MUCH WIN
best. lolcomment. ever.
i no flamable!
or is it inflammable?
O NOES!!!!!1!!!
Promeetheeiss! I ben waytn 4 U.
U in big trubble, boy-o!
An don wurry abowt teh vulchur – if he startz aftur yer livur Ize verreh gud at biting birdeez.
“Go ahed. Mayk my dai!”
Stoopy humn…joo embarrsss me in front of camra.
Yeh rly- u live in Meriker, u kin git MUCH bettah wepins dan dis wun at teh lokul Wal-Martz. Sheesh.
“Hmm, what a charming little toy. That will look lovely next to your macaroni sculpture. Run along, now.”
Wai kitteh no speek properlee?
ROFL… um, dis obveeuslee a kollidj edumacated kitteh. He has Doktorayt in Soshul Policee wid a minor in Butt Likking.
Ya, dat koot. Now stiks yo fingr ovah heer.
Chef kittah: GO WAI IT ARE NOT TIEM YET 2 MAEK CREME BRULEE.
Whare iz teh flag dat sez “BANG”?
“You putted a whole in my cardingboard – - – - fer DIS?!??
Kitteh iz flame tarded.
Hmmm…deez flayms, dey tikkels mah noseh…
aghahahahahaahha omfg that is sum phunny shit!
Spontaneous combustion in the prescence of a flamethrower.