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sillee hewminz…itz kittehs awl teh wai down!!! mai hed splodes frum teh kewtness of deez kittehs! WANT!1!
ZOMG! sekund frum bawtum kitteh iz calico classic tabbee!!! WANT!!!!
I haz wunna them, but she iz all grown up and 15 pouwndz of luv. (Likes da cheezburgers bit too much!)
Luvz teh pinky noze on top – an teh blak chin on teh bottom – an – an – tu kyoot to chooze!!!! I wantz dem AALLLL!!!
But how can u hed asplode wen ur typin?
Stax O Catz
I has them
lawlz…
Mah Stax O Catz…. let me show you them
Stakkabull-Klapsabull kittehz so’es yu kinz saves teh spayse!
Kittehz tried Lays Stackers… Now osessed with Stackingz.
It’s a big stack o’ kittlee gudness! Mmm mmm!
Wunce agin ma hed asplodes 5 timez frum 5 keyoot kittehs!
BOOM!! SPLORT!! FWOOSHT!! KERBLAM!!! PAWP!
Kleen up, eyeul 3….
now just call ‘dinner’ and watch them try to disassemble
No disassemble!!! Number Five ALIVE!!!
disassemble = DEAD!!! NO DISASSEMBLE!
Short Circuit ref ftw
Yup! Short Circuit ref ftw, but… who’s Johnnie?
There be fyv kittehz. Wych 1 iz Johnnie 5?
Yes, they might create a frankfurter monster.
Iz jzt a jmpz to dah leftz,
Dehn a step to dah ritez,
Putz UZ handz on UZ hipz,
N bringz UZ nees in tite,
Dehn iz dah pelvic thrzt,
Dat reeli drivz U insayayayayane
Letz do dah Timewarpz again!
You are so awesome for knowing that line.
Oh Noes! Nao dat Steve Gutenberg gui is gonna show up!
well, how the heck are they going to get to the bowl then? do you think the bottom one is going to carry all the others to the bowl? I can see it now: “yes they’re heavy, AND they’re my brothers!”
Teh road is Loooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg……
Wif a-maneeeeeeee a wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnding tuuuuuurrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnn….
( grunt ) you guise needs to lose some WEIGHT !!! next time someone else is on bottom !!!
( other four kittens ) what-evah !!!
LOL – Ur doin it rite! Dis picture an dese kittehs r purrfect, an den teh capshun, it maeks it eben better!
Ikea StackinKittehs interlock tightly for many different configurations to suit your needs.
Kittehs are modular…
Yez! A modulare kitteh stak 4 many snorgling optionz! Chus yur color! Snorgle 2 eben 3 kittehs at 1 time!!!! Whn u r done, simplie stak kittehs again – they b reddy for next snorgling session.
(Water, kittehfood, bowls, litter boxes, kitteh litter, scratching posts, kitteh toyz, sold separately)
Warning: Kitteh Snorgling hazbeen known 2 cauze sudden dropp in blud pressre, attaks of sillinis in humains, and urge 2 talk babee talk to kittehs. Dere is no Kure for dis condishun!!! If happen, anodder adult must immediately remov kitteh from vacinitee to allow snorgler to regain composhure!
Warning: Prolonged Xposur 2 kewt kittehs cauzez kitteh addickshun – humain is overkome wid desire to liv wid kittehs, hav many kittehs in home, talk to kittehs on street – & seek out othr kitteh addicts on intrnt! Dere is no cure fur dis addickshun!
(Fortunately!!!)
FTW!!1!! I has dis addickshun. I am fyne wid dat. Eben wen yoo r sik, snorgles can kyoor yoo. Reelly.
yea – i kan seez it nao: ichc n ikea lawnchin a hole noo produkt line toogeffer!
*calls ingvar (that’s mr kamprad – ikea’s founder) to set this up*
Ooo, if we gets enuff, we cans maek a rly BEEG kitteh!
My piano teacher was the town’s crazy cat lady. I learned to play with cats on the bench, kittehs on the top of the piano, staring hypnotized at the metronome, and cats just lounging everwhere in her living room. I think they were all rescued strays. The LegoKitteh concept would have really helped navigation in her house!
She was a good person. You could smell that the house was full of cats, but not the litterboxes. If I had done all my practicing, and did well, I would be allowed to sit on the couch petting kittehs until the next student arrived.
that would have made me want to practice and do well, excellent reinforcement. cute story, fank u foar sharingz.
Dat’s awsum! I wish mah peyano teechur had has kittehs. Her howz jus had a funneh smell.
I want!
Iz Stax-O-Purrr! What aisle I findz dis in?
(Oh, teh KYUTE!)
kittenz learn why not to play wif supah-glu
Modular Kittehs
stack up most conveniently.
Great for smaller homes.
it’s like a display at ‘the container store’ – just pop off a kitten and take it with you. now if they’d just develop an under-shelf option for NYC apartments…
Ikea Kittah furniture–I can see it now. Complete with odd Scandinavian names.
“Now this is our FURKINFLOG modular kittah sleep chair. It goes perfectly with the PURRWINKEL hutch.”
k, nao joo musagge kitteh in front of yous, k nao relazZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz….
NEW! Stackable kittehs! For all your kitteh storage needs!
JENGA!!!!
FTW, careful pulling out the midle kitteh
win!
Voltron! Ummm, well, yur doin DAT wrong, but we furgibs yas!!!
Lol–just whut I wuz thinking “Voltron–ur doin’ it wrong”
“An Iyull foarm teh hed!”
“I fot I wuz foarmin teh hed?”
“Noe, I iz teh hed. U iz teh levt arm.”
“I’z pretee shor I iz teh hed.”
“Wut abowt meh? Iz I teh levt leg oar teh rite leg?”
“Cn mah tayl b blayzin soard?”
“I iz hed!”
“Noe, I iz!”
etc.
these are my babies! born in my bed and raised by my cat suzie tipples.
check out her myspace page for more pics
http://www.myspace.com/suzietipples.
someone hacked a picture of my babies!
I betcha a lotta tese are hacked from other sorces.
I saw one in here tat was in an e-mail to me a year ago
gasp suzietipples is famous and she didn’t even know it !!!
so glad to have you and suzietipples to credit for it. But, vique, how do they DO it???
You did a myspace foar ur kitteh? Is it all done in catliek typing?
To anyone wanting to click and getting an error message, just take the period off the end of the Myspace address – all the cats are GORGEOUS and the photos are beautiful. Vique, I’m glad the kittens all have good homes but you must be one very strong woman – I don’t think I’d have been able to let a single one of them out of my sight! Adorable, every last one – but their momma is breathtaking.
Doan no what I lyks bedder … teh bebehs or teh mama’s name: Suzie Tipples!
wasn’t Suzie Tipples the name of Tippi Hedren’s long lost sister?
OMG, I have to do something about mai eyez. I just read that as “long lost spider” and I said to myself “WTF does Tippi Hedren have a pet spider?”
If you had all them bird problems, you’d get a pet spider too.
Tank Uz for daht. Alweighz likes to putz kitteh wit theyz peepz.
I am ded from the kyoot. Yoo are da bestest kitteh mom foar whut yoo did foar Suzie Tipples.
OMG I had kittens born on me in bed at 3 am 3/23 of this year – what a miracle to witness and priviledge to be so close to! They are getting spayed and neutered today, I’m so nervous for them!!
Ive seen teh buttons on teh belleh side but I never feeled teh little dents on the top that they snap intu.
gud wun, duffy! much lieks teh konsept ov buttons n dentz. phunnee. WIN!
hey kewl, its teh noo 3D vidyoo gaem, kitteh-tetris!
I lvz my broder, II lvz MY broder, III lvz my BRODER, IIII LVZ my broder; IIIII lvz — kwait-back up I lvz – you all!!
OK, dis one broke teh Kewtness Meeter. So much floofy kitteh gudness!
OK: on an unrelated note, here’s a good monday link
http://www.drasolt.com/blog/?p=45
possibly not safe for work, depending on your boss’ (boss’s?) sense of humor
ZOMG! Hysterical! Plees to work with the nekkid hippies!
Definitely NSFW, but it made me laugh loudly enough to attract a small crowd.
Teh blockkittehs ar makinz columnz to buttris teh levee. Super kittehs ar preventings moar hurrikainz. Tehy ar cheeper tanks armee core of enjuneerz, theys get paids frum chzbrgrs.
Awww cute
The American Kitteh Stacking Association recommends that you make sure kittehs are not stored near electrical outlets, as an overload of kittehs may cause sparks. Be sure you have a working fire alarm and a surge protector before you install your kittehs. Not all kittehs may be compatible with European adaptors.
Oberload of kittehz specially cause sparks durrin winter months. An ESPECIALLY especially when u petz dem backerds.
Ooh dat nose-snap!!! ow ow ow!
Kollect all five! Traid wif ur frindz!
No traiding! All minez!!!
Win!1!1!
ZOMG! Kitteh Bang!
Dis luks liek all teh six-paks in my howse – wun alredy gon when I gets ther.
LegoKitteh™ <—– Spelling people, spelling. Let’s get it right next time.
LOL…kittehs kan’t spell rite….yu no dat!
Kittehs spellin rong all teh tyme meens by law of avurrajes, dey git it rite sumtymes, i gess.
If U had 1000 lolkittehs on 1000 typriters foar 1000 years…
you’d still end up with cat-liek typing…
An dah badlee scrtchded armzez!
Ah orders u kittehburger wif “extra kitteh”
But noe bunz, cuz on Atkins.
Ai’ll taek mine “Anumul Stylee” wid extry unyuns.
Nom nom noms!
Quintuple kitty burger, hold the cheez?
Or…for anyone who knows Malay…kucing lapis =D
In n awt burgr ftw!
grup buttsecks?! Nose!
‘Nother name: PringleKittehs. One pOp, you can’t stOp…
I’ve got six kittehs. Maybe two of them would do that (the two littermates). It makes for an interesting time, especially trying to get one out while another wants in. Good thing we have a cat door for their perusal, even though they’ll beg us to let them out anyways, and the Mexican standoffs are pretty funny.
Conveenyently stackable kittees.
Am stacked.
Juss fyu weeks befor, all deh kittehs fitted insyde teh mama kitteh…..how dey doos dat???
If kyoot cud kills we all be ded, D-E-D. And dis heer teh pruf.
I has Chip, twrade you for one Amber, thanx?
Velcro™–ur usin’ it wrong
New! From Ideal, the company that brought you “Barrel of Munkees” comes the newest game “Blanket of Kittehs”!
Hao menny can U pik up at wunce? Can U lift dem by dere pawzes? Can U link dem by dere tailzes?
Ideal’s “L’il suture kit” (nao wif real bandages) sold seperately…
So cute i can has teh stoopy. I caint fink of anyfing to sez.
Nuttin. I gotz nuttin.
Iz okey. Sleepin kittehs wil do dat to de bess ov us.
OMG, dat is teh new CATch fraze foar ICHC
“So kyoot I has teh Stoopy”
Oh, shoor, nao I gotz the giggles an ko-werkers wunder wha? Reely. I’m stoopy frum teh kyoot.
Ready everybody? On three. One, Two, Three, everybody turn on their otherside.
Hey, nao that U mention it, this does kinda look liek when I grill teh bratwurstz on mai grill–all lined up…
You don’t see spooning like this in a silverware tray!
but you do see it in a sardine tin…
we wuv gun make purrmid, but we gotz sleppeh
Snap on – snap off – the Legokittehs!
Liddil Kittehz stakkd
lyke ayrlynerz at O’Hayr
deesyde 2 taykz Nap
Rappd in silkee warmt
Kittehz konserv enerjee
Recharjj battureez
Middul Kittehz arz
t3h warmest. Tukkd inside a
delytefull blankit
Jack.
HEY, WTF!? Who opend mai sikspack?
Go go power kittehs!
There were five in teh bed an teh liddel one sed
“Roll over! Roll over!:
No! No! Kitteh on teh owtside will fall owt!
Dont do dis! PLEEZE DONT DO DIS!
Though expensive, I felt like the interlocking kitten roof would give me the protection and insulation I need with teh added kewtness.
Kevin, I lovez you! Youz iz brilliant!
wow. that is far out.
LegoKitteh sistum iz kompatabul wif DuploKitteh, larjur saiyz fr yungur kidlinz.
DuploKitteh: MEOW. I R TINEE KITN.
at firs, i thot wuz photoshop. den i see, no, ees not. i loves!
This stacking cat picture is absolutely the cutest thing I have seen all day. My “AWWW, so Cute!” even woke up my dog.
itza pile-o-puffs! Broken teh kewtness meter!
<– Still thinkin Ikea Kitn is way better
Anyone remember the Far Side cartoon “Stackable Livestock”?
http://index.hu/cikkepek/totalcar/blogok/belsoseg/2007_03_26_StackableLivestock.jpg
Oh plz sumwan knock dat silly smile frum face of mee
how much duz thaat set cawst?
spoonz!!1!