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dis iz nice cher
dis cheirz is minez cuz i has put my scentz all over itz
OMFG… dis pic iz so cuute I thinkz my headz iz bout to esxplode… =*)!!!!!!!!!!
I luvz dis kitteh…and dis site.
kitteh iz sooo cute! ^____________^ chair kitty makes me smile!
Dis wallpapper mekz me dzzy.
I think sonny and cher might have had that wallpaper in the 60’s
I guess that’s so
we don’t have a pot
but weez got ugly wallpaper!
do you be-lieev in life after ugly wallpaper…
…wif ironic sofa to cumpleet onsombel?
chairity?
*grunt*
Yez, butz onlee coz I survivded dah 1960z.
Is dat a big honkin’ strip of flypaper in teh backgrownd?
wallpaper like that - it just attracts things
Itz DIStractin meh!
It maks mee spiin round n round.
And cher luvz u. She luvz all her fans.
Iffai cud tourn beck tiyoum…
Iffai cud freez mai face…
I thought she did, with surgery?
this must be the ‘just jack’ of ICHC - GET A GRIP JACK, put the doll down !!!
I can haz “simply stend” instead? kthxbi
Datz a grate idee. Can we haz gest spotz?
Folloh ur bliss
did y’all know there’s a rumor that cher has a crack team of drag queen look alikes (as opposed to a cracked out team of DQ’s) who allegedly go and lip sync for her when she doesn’t feel like doing a show, cause there’s so many DQ’s doing cher now? I’m so not kidding - went to an event she was supposed to be at years back (trust, I was outta there when she hit the stage) and the rumor after was “that wasn’t her - it was some DQ she hired, we were scammed” - people were PISSED
did y’all know there’s a rumor that cher has a cr4ck team of dr4g que3n look alikes (as opposed to a cr4cked out team of DQ’s, I guess) who allegedly go and lip sync for her when she doesn’t feel like doing a show, cause there’s so many DQ’s doing cher now? I’m so not kidding - went to an event she was supposed to be at years back (trust, I was outta there when she hit the stage) and the rumor after was “that wasn’t her - it was some DQ she hired, we were sc4mmed” - people were P1SSED
I haz herd dis; iz reely troo? Duz ennywun no wut iz really troo wif Cher?
LOL, iz liek dat ting on… ummmm, Seinfeld? Where da reel Cher wuz der, but evybuddy say nooooo, izza fake!
Cep bakwerdz….
I spose if Saddam cud do it, Cher cud do it too! LOL!
Saddam an Charlie Chaplin akshully shaerd a bawdee dubble. An sumtimes my anus fillz in foar George Bush. John Howard haz a turd wiv eyebrowz an a tie that fillz in when he goez to countreez ware he myte get shawt. An Celine Dion routeenly sends a lump ov butter wiv donkey pyoobz stikkin owt ov it to fill in for her in intervyoo slawtz.
I think that might have been on Will and Grace, not Seinfeld. Maybe it was on both.
Picked up my Momma at the airport one time, and as we were picking up her bags, she tells me all about this “nice young man” she sat next to. They had a chat about music, and about the artists who really influenced the American music style. So, I’m thinking she was sitting with some college student, and probably bored him silly. Then I looked up, and across the baggage carosel from us is Bruce Hornsby, waving at my Momma and smiling. What could I do, I explained to her who he was, then bought her an album. She says he just told her his first name, so I guess I can’t blame her too much.
all I know is - there are a LOT of DQ’s who do cher
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=cher+drag&search=Search
speaking of which - doesn’t kitty look like she’s about to do that cher hair flip?
Sometimes, I just read these threads through to see what Stend and TINA are going to say…
and the lolz, of course.
Also, Cher looks like a Drag Queen even when she’s NOT being played by a drag queen (because I don’t doubt that). If that makes any sense.
( bows )
yes she does - I saw that will and grace episode and her face was completely frozen
ONE MORE FACELIFT AND SHE’LL HAVE A BEARD SWEETIE
I can has hug too kitteh?
Oh hai mah toofs is beeg. Plz 2 pull plz?
Muh cher-eee amorz!
OMG Fionn, dats da bestest.
is MY chair. u cannot has!!!
not sher cher?
So I has this chair, it’s called a foof chair, and it is big and enormous (srsly, like 6-feet across!). It’s like a bean bag chair but filled with shredded egg crate thingies instead of beans. It’s a little like what I imagine the widdle angels in heaven sit on, big ol’ clouds of happiness. ANYWAY, I can’t sit on the foof any more because a tiny six-pound silver kitty calls it her own. Is hers and hers only. She plonks down right in the middle, and looks at me— NOT YOURS. YOU CAN’T HAS FOOF. Then she rolls onto her back and says, “mmmmmmmm, get me some yummies, will you? Oh, and some catnip….”
Is my foof. Not you foof. If there is tummy rubbingz an ear skritchingz, den maybe i sharez da foof… or not. Make wis da catnip…. i likes it cold wif a bit of milk on de side……
ROFL!!!1!!WTF!!! Oh, my keengdum fur a lolpic uv dat. Dat is hillaryus. Sooper win to teh six-pound silbur kitteh.
Wut I rly admire, tho, is dat u rekkognyz an respekt dis luk. U r vry wise!!
U knows, if U want to reclaim teh Foof, or at least sublet from teh kitteh, den wait until kitteh is on a low spot on teh foof, den sit down quick on teh high part. It’s okay, kittehs always land on dere feets, rite?
Nao, I can feel teh heat from teh Caretrollz flaems, so befoar U go and get ur harblz in a bunch, I’m just sayin’ that U do it with enuff “oomph” to get kitteh to move, and reclaim what is urs–not with enuff “oomph” to get kitteh into orbit.
I think that sort of “cause and effect” thing is beyond teh reasonings of teh kittehs, so ur silver might just think it wuz teh Foof dat did that, and stay off after dat.
Oh, and be sure and check ur shoes in teh mornings befoar U puts dem on…
I’d chek teh dryness of teh foof befoar sittin in it, 2. Srsly.
But think of the lolfoofs!!
I was more thinking of the ‘floofquake’ approach…
or could b nu n funz game fur kitteh! Floof me again K? dat was fun!
dis is vry troo - lolcats has teh funnyest gaemz - wun uv mah kittehs LUVS to be spun awn teh spinny cher. we spin an spin an spin, den stawp it an her jumps awf an wobbulz arown fur a minit - “whoaaaa” - den jumps bak awn teh cher an gibs us dis pleedin luk - “aw cmon mom pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez? just wun moar tiem?” If we ignoars her, we gets teh Meow Uv Command. “NAO!”
Is very simpul. Get more foofchairz.
Then preten to run to wun that yu dont reely want, an when teh kitteh jumps ther furst, kwik sit in the wun you did want.
Oh oh, kitteh tuk 2 much X, he purdy much luv ebberting rite naow…
an i will lubs it an squee it an naems it jorg. *contented sigh*
+5chzbrgrz fur Buggs Bunneh ref!
Abbuqueerque! Lef! Memberz nextimez, k?
Ur wuz tat more ub a abommmm..abdimmini..abbadaba…walkin’ snomenz ref?
a littul uv bof, purrhapz.
Da big red hairy guy? Himz namez is Gossamer.
yessss! loonee toonz! WIN!!1!
Kitteh lubs evwyfing HARD!
If U are going to taek teh X, plz to be learning teh following frazes nao, since u will be repeating dem later:
“I rilly lurves u guise…”
“Ebbrything is just so byooteefull…”
“No, srsly–I rilly, rilly lurves u guise…”
Kitteh is liek me, he luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubz his Ikea furnichurz… “Oh mah noo Snorgenplankel, an mah noo Dwort, and mah noo Zigginploopin wid teh distressed paynt job, ah luuuuv yew!!!” (Blissful si.)
Kitteh preeshates Ikea’s clean lynz an mojular desynz. o, an teh sweedish meetballz nom nom nom.
Speekin of sveedish … mai page no longr bork! bork! bork! Happytail! ICHC all normal lyk; well … az normal az can be xpectd.
“Sweedish chef” borkborkbork
Bravo! Farewell to the bork!
Thanks, cheez.