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dis iz nice cher
dis cheirz is minez cuz i has put my scentz all over itz
OMFG… dis pic iz so cuute I thinkz my headz iz bout to esxplode… =*)!!!!!!!!!!
I luvz dis kitteh…and dis site.
kitteh iz sooo cute! ^____________^ chair kitty makes me smile!
Dis wallpapper mekz me dzzy.
I think sonny and cher might have had that wallpaper in the 60’s
I guess that’s so
we don’t have a pot
but weez got ugly wallpaper!
do you be-lieev in life after ugly wallpaper…
…wif ironic sofa to cumpleet onsombel?
chairity?
*grunt*
Yez, butz onlee coz I survivded dah 1960z.
Is dat a big honkin’ strip of flypaper in teh backgrownd?
wallpaper like that – it just attracts things
Itz DIStractin meh!
It maks mee spiin round n round.
And cher luvz u. She luvz all her fans.
Iffai cud tourn beck tiyoum…
Iffai cud freez mai face…
I thought she did, with surgery?
this must be the ‘just jack’ of ICHC – GET A GRIP JACK, put the doll down !!!
I can haz “simply stend” instead? kthxbi
Datz a grate idee. Can we haz gest spotz?
Folloh ur bliss
did y’all know there’s a rumor that cher has a crack team of drag queen look alikes (as opposed to a cracked out team of DQ’s) who allegedly go and lip sync for her when she doesn’t feel like doing a show, cause there’s so many DQ’s doing cher now? I’m so not kidding – went to an event she was supposed to be at years back (trust, I was outta there when she hit the stage) and the rumor after was “that wasn’t her – it was some DQ she hired, we were scammed” – people were PISSED
did y’all know there’s a rumor that cher has a cr4ck team of dr4g que3n look alikes (as opposed to a cr4cked out team of DQ’s, I guess) who allegedly go and lip sync for her when she doesn’t feel like doing a show, cause there’s so many DQ’s doing cher now? I’m so not kidding – went to an event she was supposed to be at years back (trust, I was outta there when she hit the stage) and the rumor after was “that wasn’t her – it was some DQ she hired, we were sc4mmed” – people were P1SSED
I haz herd dis; iz reely troo? Duz ennywun no wut iz really troo wif Cher?
LOL, iz liek dat ting on… ummmm, Seinfeld? Where da reel Cher wuz der, but evybuddy say nooooo, izza fake!
Cep bakwerdz….
I spose if Saddam cud do it, Cher cud do it too! LOL!
Saddam an Charlie Chaplin akshully shaerd a bawdee dubble. An sumtimes my anus fillz in foar George Bush. John Howard haz a turd wiv eyebrowz an a tie that fillz in when he goez to countreez ware he myte get shawt. An Celine Dion routeenly sends a lump ov butter wiv donkey pyoobz stikkin owt ov it to fill in for her in intervyoo slawtz.
I think that might have been on Will and Grace, not Seinfeld. Maybe it was on both.
Picked up my Momma at the airport one time, and as we were picking up her bags, she tells me all about this “nice young man” she sat next to. They had a chat about music, and about the artists who really influenced the American music style. So, I’m thinking she was sitting with some college student, and probably bored him silly. Then I looked up, and across the baggage carosel from us is Bruce Hornsby, waving at my Momma and smiling. What could I do, I explained to her who he was, then bought her an album. She says he just told her his first name, so I guess I can’t blame her too much.
all I know is – there are a LOT of DQ’s who do cher
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=cher+drag&search=Search
speaking of which – doesn’t kitty look like she’s about to do that cher hair flip?
Sometimes, I just read these threads through to see what Stend and TINA are going to say…
and the lolz, of course.
Also, Cher looks like a Drag Queen even when she’s NOT being played by a drag queen (because I don’t doubt that). If that makes any sense.
( bows )
yes she does – I saw that will and grace episode and her face was completely frozen
ONE MORE FACELIFT AND SHE’LL HAVE A BEARD SWEETIE
I can has hug too kitteh?
Oh hai mah toofs is beeg. Plz 2 pull plz?
Muh cher-eee amorz!
OMG Fionn, dats da bestest.
is MY chair. u cannot has!!!
not sher cher?
So I has this chair, it’s called a foof chair, and it is big and enormous (srsly, like 6-feet across!). It’s like a bean bag chair but filled with shredded egg crate thingies instead of beans. It’s a little like what I imagine the widdle angels in heaven sit on, big ol’ clouds of happiness. ANYWAY, I can’t sit on the foof any more because a tiny six-pound silver kitty calls it her own. Is hers and hers only. She plonks down right in the middle, and looks at me— NOT YOURS. YOU CAN’T HAS FOOF. Then she rolls onto her back and says, “mmmmmmmm, get me some yummies, will you? Oh, and some catnip….”
Is my foof. Not you foof. If there is tummy rubbingz an ear skritchingz, den maybe i sharez da foof… or not. Make wis da catnip…. i likes it cold wif a bit of milk on de side……
ROFL!!!1!!WTF!!! Oh, my keengdum fur a lolpic uv dat. Dat is hillaryus. Sooper win to teh six-pound silbur kitteh.
Wut I rly admire, tho, is dat u rekkognyz an respekt dis luk. U r vry wise!!
U knows, if U want to reclaim teh Foof, or at least sublet from teh kitteh, den wait until kitteh is on a low spot on teh foof, den sit down quick on teh high part. It’s okay, kittehs always land on dere feets, rite?
Nao, I can feel teh heat from teh Caretrollz flaems, so befoar U go and get ur harblz in a bunch, I’m just sayin’ that U do it with enuff “oomph” to get kitteh to move, and reclaim what is urs–not with enuff “oomph” to get kitteh into orbit.
I think that sort of “cause and effect” thing is beyond teh reasonings of teh kittehs, so ur silver might just think it wuz teh Foof dat did that, and stay off after dat.
Oh, and be sure and check ur shoes in teh mornings befoar U puts dem on…
I’d chek teh dryness of teh foof befoar sittin in it, 2. Srsly.
But think of the lolfoofs!!
I was more thinking of the ‘floofquake’ approach…
or could b nu n funz game fur kitteh! Floof me again K? dat was fun!
dis is vry troo – lolcats has teh funnyest gaemz – wun uv mah kittehs LUVS to be spun awn teh spinny cher. we spin an spin an spin, den stawp it an her jumps awf an wobbulz arown fur a minit – “whoaaaa” – den jumps bak awn teh cher an gibs us dis pleedin luk – “aw cmon mom pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez? just wun moar tiem?” If we ignoars her, we gets teh Meow Uv Command. “NAO!”
Is very simpul. Get more foofchairz.
Then preten to run to wun that yu dont reely want, an when teh kitteh jumps ther furst, kwik sit in the wun you did want.
Oh oh, kitteh tuk 2 much X, he purdy much luv ebberting rite naow…
an i will lubs it an squee it an naems it jorg. *contented sigh*
+5chzbrgrz fur Buggs Bunneh ref!
Abbuqueerque! Lef! Memberz nextimez, k?
Ur wuz tat more ub a abommmm..abdimmini..abbadaba…walkin’ snomenz ref?
a littul uv bof, purrhapz.
Da big red hairy guy? Himz namez is Gossamer.
yessss! loonee toonz! WIN!!1!
Kitteh lubs evwyfing HARD!
If U are going to taek teh X, plz to be learning teh following frazes nao, since u will be repeating dem later:
“I rilly lurves u guise…”
“Ebbrything is just so byooteefull…”
“No, srsly–I rilly, rilly lurves u guise…”
Kitteh is liek me, he luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubz his Ikea furnichurz… “Oh mah noo Snorgenplankel, an mah noo Dwort, and mah noo Zigginploopin wid teh distressed paynt job, ah luuuuv yew!!!” (Blissful si.)
Kitteh preeshates Ikea’s clean lynz an mojular desynz. o, an teh sweedish meetballz nom nom nom.
Speekin of sveedish … mai page no longr bork! bork! bork! Happytail! ICHC all normal lyk; well … az normal az can be xpectd.
“Sweedish chef” borkborkbork
Bravo! Farewell to the bork!
Thanks, cheez.
Oh Noes! U hadda go say sumthin! Just as I wuz lukking at dis pic, ICHC did a flippy-phloppy and nao all teh ads are on teh other sied of teh screen! Cheez and Tofu are toyin’ wif our mynds (such as dey are)!!
Leeengonberreeez is… leengon? No wayt, I noes! Leengonberreez is nom nom nom! And da joos iz da perfick fur hawt an fiurree SoCal….. We can haz rayn nao?
My ex got bak at mi for makin him goes to IHOP on bizzy sonday. Him sed my lingonberrys were relly lemming turds! Still 8 teh sweedish pankakes tho!
Oh noes! Kittehs + sweedish meetblz = Kyllurpootin (wif xtra Gagginweezin–in eethur Eyzawaturin or Aakak styles)
my brina’z iz naw borked. Txh TB!
(Today I vow to work Kyllurpootin into a normal conversation!)
“SNORGELPLANKEL”???
*laffinz ad infinitum*
Poor kitteh. Just wait until he lets go and finds the “Wet Paint” sign.
WIN!!!!!
And Pepe LePu following kitteh closely behind!!!
HAAAYYYY UUUU! misses u!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chicky babeee!
Hi, CBSB,
menny hugs and waives commin yr wai!!!
“Ah, mai little much ado about sumzing…myooch myooch…comes wiz me to teh casbah, and we will maeks teh byooteeful muzickz togezzahr…myooch myooch…at least we will goez to teh Sherwin Williams stoar and look at wallpaper zamples togezzahr…”
WIN! I haz Pepe somewhare in ebry room ov mai house. Is inside joke wif me an hubby.
Iz mah cher.
NOT YOURS.
Chery chery cher.
LUB teh cher.
(I agrees wif teh Bonzogal. Kitteh has teh Hiiiiiiiiigh)
teh chairberries taste liek chairberries!
I likked a funni stamp.
Again.
Now i holds onto mah chair n waits fur the psychu-derlik wallpaperz to stop swirlin’ liked that.
ORLY? Wel…I lub YOU, kitteh! You is pritteh! *snorgle*
Our luv is, once again, furrbiden.
But sum dai soon i will tak u away from dis … dis…. kichun!
And we wil go to the citay,
Where no one luk twice at kitteh and cher holdin’ hanz.
Fur now, ah sings…
“Ooooh ooh haf way deeeer….
Oooh ooh… livin wif a chair….
Oooh ooh…. we mak it a swearz…
Oooooh oooh… livin’ wif a chair….”
ROFL, WIN!!! Bery romantikal.
Much win and awesome!
ROFLMAO!!! Grayt wun Mark!
But didja haf to use da bon jovi?
Mah chair-ee-amour….
Mah chair-ee-armoire…
En espanol style?
Mah chair-y-armoire!!!!
luuvlee as teh chippendaaallle
Mah Chair ee ammoire
luuvlee as teh chest of drawwwerrs
not teh tipe of chippendale that she was looking 4
chest – drawers – I’ll have some of that please.
Kitteh lubs all fernichur.
Duz dis piktshur meen dat kitteh iz “chair-ubic”?
GROAN!!! hehe – ah liikes it tho.
Teh lever. I pulls it.
do u beleave in life aftr luv
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CHAYR LOVES U.
IN SOVIET RUSSIA,
CHER IZ COLD.
AND HARD.
AN HAS A HARD TIEM SHOWIN ITS AFFECKSHUN.
BUT IT LUVS U ENNYWAI. RLY. U JUST HAS TO REED BETWEEN TEH RUNGS.
u nutz, no cherz in soviet russa, had to burns to keeps warmed and cook cheezburgrs…….
an naow they doan hav a chare in da wurld!
*poink*
An in Komyoonist Chaina, Cherman Mao lubs u.
Don’t you mean Cherman Miao?
Duh… af kors. hao kud I not tihnk of dat?
this cher be better dan teh singing Cher who da mum to chastity bono
nobuddee lisun. not even teh cher.
5 winz fur da Kneel Diman refrenz !! An 5 chzbrgrs to joo too!
tank u! I hab been tryin to place dat line for hours! I wuz reddy to gib up and ask.
Awwk! Neil Diamond ftw! “Cept it bez no onz herd at all, not eben teh chairz..
Soundz like MamaKitty needz to trn back tyme, givin’ awa teh age here!
HAAAAIIiii hoomans! Heheheh I luvz youz gaiz…lubs yuuu so HAAArrrd! ~kitteh then to be slidin of deh chares and layin on the grounds, laffin for no raison!~
“Gai mom, leev me alown! Qwit traiying 2 luk at mai eyez!”
Haz had one 2 manny
eben in texs dey don’t be gibben klitteh The Chair!
WANT dis klitteh!
Yee Hah! My skreen just unborked rite in dah middle of leavin a kommint at “How Much?”.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hai!! Kin ya see us nao??? Hai der!!!
Fallin off what edge?
this is my new favorite lolcat.
monorail kitteh had too much nip in teh oil chaynj. passnjurz woz hoepn foar Batman rescyoo but insted gawt Alberto Gonzales. Monorail Kitteh iz sad naow coz thay awl jumpd to thare dethz an left monorail kitteh hangin prekareylessly. monorail kitteh iz owt of surface.
i luvz dis kitten
Dis iz MIE Chayr!
It wuz so beeg wen I was
liddil… I growd up
Chayr lyke Jungill Jim.
Barz 2 stretch up an grasp
wiff sharp, tynee klawz
Seet wus furst konkwest.
Awsum veew! Felt lyke Kween ub
awl taht I koodz see
Chayr gotz smawllur az
I growd. It’z bakk duzzn’t myndz
if I wantz 2 skratch
Jack.
Woohoo!…. ICHC iz unborked naow!
Pitchurz & Fredd’z awn leff. Udder stuuf awn ryte.
FankU!
Hay!? Hu sed las part?
teh boice zound famileur,
but dif-rent sumhow.
nooo i done think kitty is tinking about cher but tawts are faaar faaaar away. tink cuz eyes soooo dreamy too dreamy to be on mundane objeck like cher. dis wan inscrutable kitty face dis wan.
Monorail cat has jumped the rail.
Hand puppet cat luvz chers
Maaawwm… kin i boroe da chare?
Oh nufink… i not gonna use it ta stand on an gets da fude owt ov de kabinits wen it tyme fer mah midnyt snak, no hoo hoo ha hee…
Wuteber gaiv u that ideeya?
Iz mine mine mine all mine. I makez it smell lahk mee bai rubbing mai chin all ober it.
I luvz black kittehs. Dems da bestest.
Jus lookin at dis cherming pikshur maeks me feel more chairful!
Cheyrish is teh wurd I uze to describe it!
Kitteh is a chairity case!
Letz giv dis kitteh three chayrs!! Hip – hip – hooray!! Hihp – hip – okeh I stop now.
Duffy, neber stop…u iz tew phunnee. much lieks…WIN!1!
Yu fergotted the pre-chair-ious pozishun dis kitteh iz in! Ifn he fallz, he maybee needz a chair-urgeon. (Or iz dat gettin wai tu obskur?)
I mait hav jus owt-geekt eben my verry own self!
U didn owt-geek me! I likes it! I jus been sittin here tonite readin, cuz I got nuffin. Mai brain is froze or sumtin. Ebereybuddy is phunnin, and I’m enjoi-in, so dat OK.
When my son was first learning a “real” vocabulary and long sentences, etc., he decided that if anybody, somebody, nobody, etc., were words, then “otherbody’ must be a word. It meant somebody you didn’t know. I hardly had the heart to tell him it wasn’t a commonly accepted word. I still like it, especially as applied to people who are not on ICHC. As in everybody (here) is funny, and otherbuddy (not here) is boring.
look at teh cher hugg! aww so kute!
i luvz the kittehs whos huggs tingz
Well, I hate that wallpaper!
Kitteh is bomb-bay? Iz pretti kitteh. I haf too bomb-bays. Wun nice and cuddly, uver iz tmpermen, temper…..mean. Hissis at me just so I nose how she feuls. Dis kitteh luks nice an frenlee. I want dis kitteh.
on yer feets looze yer seet heh
HSSSSSSSSSSS… oh noes, ICHC! Why you has Ann Colt-r adz? DO NOT WANT.
Sweet Little Dark Lady-kit! OH MAH GAWWWD… it’sh Meeeeuuuuuyahh!
Meowstruck!
THIS PICTURE IS TOO CUTE!! TAKE IT OFF! ITS SO CUTE I WANNA SCREEM LOL
AWWWW I luvz dese kittypaws! And I luv lamp!
I luvz this kitteh!
Ack! *hed a-splode*