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Hehehe me too!
so THAT’S wut the voices i’ve been hearing are!!!! that explains a lot o_o;;
they r plotting to steal all teh cheezburgerz!
kitteh sez “straynj playss to park a tree. duz nawt bothr me, but mai eer iz agenst it.”
they sound… tastee…
Stealthy kitteh…is watching you sleep.
wayting for teh chance to git eben fur dat dress teh udder day….
statchoo kitteh haz fawlen ovur
haha dere b dis wittle kid in won ov mah swimmin clasces (i is gud teechur) an hes reeeeeeely hyper (liek zomghyper 4-y-o) and to maek heem sotp, u has to sae “james, statchoo!” an he stans stil 4 liek 3 sekonds an then he fawl ovur intoo da watur… was cyoot furst tyme… nao is anoiyingz.
sry dat coment juss remineded meh of dat.
/randomanecdote
They iz gonna taek all ur burger meat! Qwik, grill it an put it awn a bun wif chees, an gib’ it tu mee, fer safkeepins!
R thay relaitid to teh crab peepolz?
Cats no wach queer eye. Not affektid by crab peepolz.
South Park Reference = WIN!!
CRAB PEEPLE CRAB PEEPLE
LOOK LIKE CRAB
TAYSTE LIKE PEEPLE!!
Tontocat say, “Kemo sabe, I hear 2 peeps walk dis way an dey carries bag that be havinz teh cheezburgers in it.”
Lone Ranger Cat sez: “Okay!! yay! We go gitz cheezburgers!! Hy-yoh SILVUR foil wrapperz wif yummy gudnizz in dem!! I hoap not much muztard!”
Tontocat sez: “Whutz dis ‘we’, Kemosabe? U stae heer. Kud be dangrus. I goze alone.”
Y doez noe peepz noez wot Tonto’z horze beez kallded?
Tonto’s horse be nameded Scout
…and what was Dale Evan’s horse named?
Buttermilk
Dale Evan, who he?
U noze wot I meanz tho, yes?
Dale Evans is Roy Rogers’ wife
Dale Evans not he, but she- she wife of Roy Rogers, famus Western moobie singin cowboi.
I lib where dey libd. Dey r bureed in teh Mohabee Dessert (Mojave Desert). Dey hasd a muzeeumz heer, but dey moobd it aways…. (needz moar pikchur).
From Lyle Lovett’s “If I had a boat”
If I had a boat
I’d go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I’d ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat
If I were Roy Rogers
I’d sure enough be single
I couldn’t bring myself to marrying old Dale
It’d just be me and trigger
We’d go riding through them movies
Then we’d buy a boat and on the sea we’d sail
*Chorus*
The mystery masked man was smart
He got himself a Tonto
‘Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free
But Tonto he was smarter
And one day said kemo sabe
Kiss my a** I bought a boat
I’m going out to sea
Ur floor iz slipery. Less wax plz, kitteh no like miss door and slide into wall.
Oh man, around the corner through the dining room at full tilt….hit the kitchen tile….sound of claws scrabbling around for traction… moments later dazed cat walks through door, goofiest look on his face.
Warning: laughing by a human at this point is cause for stealthy kitteh to be watching you sleep, later.
Den teh kitteh be all liek, “Whachu lukin at? I ment to do dat.”
Iz dat annything liek teh guy who spread butter all overs teh floor to get evens with teh loud room mate?
Heh! I sawd dat vidyo. Krool, but bery funnee. U’d tink at sum poynt roomy wuld tink tu chek teh flore bafore runnyng crost it.
http://www.endeavorcomics.com/largent/ranger/faq.html
he be called Scout…now you noes!
Yez I noez; iz LOLLoneRanger joke.
Lazer eye cat checks teh lvl of ur designer flooring tiles
You shall use ‘Tommyknockers’ instead of mole people
Ninja Kitteh: “Oh hai, gnu u were comin, herd joo frum drivewai…”
zomg Ah can heer scale kat walkin to heemz fud deesh frum ober here! Plz knawt to be tellin heemz, not vry nice akshly.
Iz must tell Frank and Dr. Forrester to be expectin’ two morez fur dinner!
RHPS reference FTW!
RHPS would be Doktur Frankunfurtr. Also Brad (a**hole!) and Janet (slut!). dis is a MST3K ref. (foar extra kredut, whut wuz teh namez uf teh mole peeople in deep 13?)
Ooh, weren’t dey liek nice naybors or sumfin? Jerry and Sylvia!
Yez! Dez rilly patched things up afterz last Thanksgiving Dinnur.
BG that’s twice u’ve maded me smile in wun sitting. iz berry good day.
Awwwwwwww, fanks!
“Them rabbits downstairz is doin ‘it’ againz. They is doin it like… well, they is doin it a lot, anywai. Plz to keep noize down!”
kitteh is shocked by downstairz bunnehs!
*snicker*
Mah hubz calls “it”
Teh Speshul Olympix.
I saw whut you did there…
Noo automatik sekurity devisse camoflawjez teh lazerz used to detect cheezburglars.
Yay! This is my baby, Sophie! I’m so proud she made icanhascheezburger … anyone care to share who submitted it?
iz booful babeh! jus mebbe needs to switch 2 decaf…
dey sez I cans has awl teh cheezburgers I want if I halp dem wif dere sekrit plans fur wurld dominayshun. oh, i meen, uh… um… dey sed ur noo jeens maek ur butt look rly big. pls to spend lawng tiem in frunt uv klawset nao, k? an nawt to be lookin in teh kichen. trust meh, is nawt relevunt to ur interests. eben if u does heer teh lowd noyzes.
Neener, neener, neener. CaliCo……
Tortree Kitteh seeks
new perspekktive. Needz Moneez
4 plump Cheezburgr
Kitteh heerz noyzez
fum daownstayrz. Kloathz Baskit gawn.
Muss B Lawndree Day!
Dere’z Moneez unnder
t3h Kowch! Kitteh’z Wurld iz full
ub tuff desizzshunz
Jack.
thye be singing “thr r no kats in amerika & de stryts r paved wit cheez!”
Fivel American Tail ref FTW!!!
Should have been “Crab People” from south park.
Craaaab people, craaaab people.
Look like crab, talk like people.
Craaaab people, craaaab people.
Too funny. Thx
Ur parketry flooring. It scareses me.
It’s coming from INSIDE THE SHIP!
Paranoid Cat
is freeking out
again
This was my best great big lol of the day. Thanks, guys.
There was an article here in the newspapers recently about a tunnel right under our city (Tehran) that ended in the british embassy …
this photo reminded me of that …
“the embassy peeoplz … i can heer them”
lol… that’s why i love cats!!!
Tat scarez me. It lookz jus like my kitteh. Did u steal her 4 teh photo?
JC Denton Cat iz sneekn on teh mole peepolz, I needz Bionik Implantatez 4 avoidin’ dem surveillance kameraz