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who is my baby daddy?
And… whut wuz I drinkin?? ….
Whut yu meen ALL da teletubbyz??
Damn…
Wuz I on acid dat nite or somefin??
“years later, sally would look back on her life as a tuletubbie groupie and wonder why they didn’t call or come around anymore. where were they now?
… and why was tinky winkie never interested in her? “
Unfortunately kitteh momz donot lactate Tubby Tustard.
lmao
minibytes.mondominishows.com/daddy/main.asp
dis…. dis is win. Lawlz! I fink I usd to werk wif dat laydee.
but not tinky winky
Shirley Q. Liquor is teh GREATEST!!!
It r aktulee white gai man.
dat’s rite
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j73WtH9tWkE
( more complete text )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA–XuWOXXc
You has Caturday mornin kartoon kitnz.
WIN!
An den teh saucer kum take me for teh medical experimentz!
Den, when I waykd up, der wuz awl deze weerd kitnz, an’ dey wuz kallinz meh “mumma” an I nuhno why.
it’s like a telenova plot – “…and when I woke up from my coma, I was surrounded by these strange looking children… plus, my 4ss was sore”
Hai hai hai! Whar u put dat pokee fing???
Dat b pokee fing or pokee mon??
Kitteh needs to go to Maury like Naow
Dis is Bob. Now, Bob is the next-door neighbor’s kitty. Bob, do you know why you’re here? Okay, well, Bob, Sally has something to say, so let’s just watch this video…..
Now… Bob, do you think it’s possible you’re the daddy of Sally’s mutant kitnz? Results next, after these messages…
They gud babehs. Not fussy, not need much washin or feedin. An neber run away. Ize kinda wurrided about Littul Bloo, tho – he not growin bery fast.
dunnot wuuriez baot littul bloo – awl kittehz b diffrunt.
s’what dey tolded my mama anywayz, and lookie how good *i* are turned out!
*lol*
juxtaposizon of DNA resulting frm confuzon of donor samplz
but momma luvs awl hr bebez
colorz no mattrz !!
I abducted teh alienz,
Tey not abduk me
In Soviet Russia, you abduct aliens!
In Soveet Russha, strang bedfellos maek strang bebehs.
Not just Russia. Dat is troo evrywhar.
Janetik engineerin – I HAZ IT
Definately cant use teh milkman scuse….
unless the milkmen were teletubbies
and they corporately sponsored
(see hallmark.com)
Dey not Teletubbeez, dey be Hoops, Yoyo and Penelope (see hallmark.com). Dey sownz funnyer den dey lookz.
I fink dey looks funnee. I can’t bleev dey from Hallmark. I wuz in a Hallmark store, lookin’ fer a burfday card yesterday and everyfing was awl shmaltzy and goopy. I wuld of bought one of dese if dey had ‘em.
i went to hallmark.com to look, and the label says “hoops & yoyo (& piddles)!”
yes. piddles. the joke opportunities here are just endless. ^_^
Penelope go renamed to Sprinkles because of copyright/patent infringements, then got renamed to Piddles for the same reason. Check out Hoops, Yoyo & Piccles at http://www.hoopsandyoyo.com
omg! hoops and yoyo be part kitenz? dey’re cuteness is explained!
It da hoops and yoyo! and da mowsey thing. i luv thems.
But… but…
I’m a boy kitteh!
boy kitteh is foster dad to third wirld kids
Aww, Boy Kitteh has a good heart.
(Wonder how he feeds them.)
he drg in de mouzies 4 the bebe kittehs.
I tink it be moar lyk Uthur Wirld kidz!
boi kitteh, inspyrd bai anjelleena jolee an madonna, adoptid plushee toiz frum zaire, wear dey has bin sitteeng lonelee on a shelf in teh hawlmark stoar 4 yeers. teh peepul uv zaire shun teh weerd plushees, an say dey iz “uv teh devul.”
Straynj liddil Kritturs
haz much plush an skwisshee
Andz doan’t eetz 2 much
Maykz Hewminz laff an
giggil. Dat’s Okay, I lykez
2 choo awn dayr’z eerz
Nawtz beelawgz 2 me!
Beelawngz 2 Liddil Preittee Wun
Hoo finks dayze arz myne
Jack.
Hallmark, when you care to send the very best. (dis critters on hallmark card site)
Hi eberbodiez, I is MAC’n….yea-much yea. “?”tho, is eberbody have the pics and comments start way down the page?? or is me??
Hi, Shaungrl:
It isn’t you.
The site has been like this for two days now. Patiently waiting for it to be fixed.
Jack.
ICHC is borked.
or not so pashunt!
I’m on a mac, and it looks fine? could it be your browser needs to be updated? try software update under the apple symbol in the upper left, then restart – maybe? mac os X 10.3.9 safari 1.3.2 here
sankU all. all software is updated. the shiny is still on the new, so I donz know whut up. os X 10.4.7 and safari 2.0.4 hmmm?
I can has fyrfawx on mah makmini… iz teh guud veewying? Adz on levt, kittehz on rite
Elfi,
I actually has kitteh shelf for teh ‘purrifreeal’ known as Enoki. I had made it from plywoodz, for to rise up teh printerz and has paper storage unner it. Now it proteck da Mac mini from bein squiseded and she gets to be Queen of teh puter center. She have traineded me wellz. Oh, but when she gib to me the squinchy purry eyes…teh Mommie &heart; melt.
uh…♥ ??
Hoops n Yo Yo not kittehs! Is bunnehs! Eeben da pink wun. I likeded dem tills i findz owt. Verry disupoyntid b cuz thar so sasee. An funee sumtimez. Dey shud be kittehs.
I lubs mah speshul bebehs so HARD!
If’n u piks on mah behbehs I can cutchoo up wif mah klaws.
Plz nawt to be pikin on mah behbehs.
I noes dey weryd lookin but dey MINEZ!
i luffs the hoops and yoyo kittens.
luffs them so good.
Staged photos. Do not want.
Not want staged photos? How else do we do “stuff on cats?’
then go elsewhere
forsooth! ich knowe why thou been yclept “uptighte.”
Catterbury Tails FTW!
well, don’t go lookin through the archives here.
Kiteh dressed up.
stuff on kitteh.
Kitteh puposely placed in embarrasing postition.
Stages photos.
We has TONZ.
oh, and definately don’t go here
http://www.petoffice.co.jp/catprin/english/
Angelina Jolie-kitteh has adopted more bebehs.
Brad Pitt-kitteh haz lebt dem! Tabloyd sai so.
he’s available !!! back off betches, he’s MINE !!!
Pfft. Ur welkum tu hym…
I can scratch out yer eize and has him? Plz?
Neveh kno if tabby-loid tellz teh truth.
Verry funnee string…
Deyr daddeh haz teh pantoen kulurz. He wil shoe u dem.
aaah…
mistur crayola…
didn’t use the interwebssafe color protekshun, huh?
Wuz momma ketteh near Cherrynoeblys??
mmm. nukeulr fambly… we all glow togevver!
Kitty paying da pris for adopting ofans from annuder planet.
Momma Thingummy: Honee, don luk now, but I fink we has bakked into somefing large an floofy wif pointy enz.
Daddeh Thingummy: I noes. Try to ack normal an mebbe it won notiss we. Smyal!
Bebbeh Thingummy: Wah! I hungwy! I can has cheezburger now?
Doctor: Congradulahshunz on ur triplets, Mrs. Kitteh.
Mrs. Kitteh: I fink I names dem Zarquon, Krimulan an Astrelor.
Aw yay, hoops and yoyo!
Dis, lolkittehs, is whyfor choo nebah do drugz
Hoops is a pink cat, Yoyo is a green rabbit, and Piddles is, as Hallmark describes her: “a cute little um … critter”. Piddles was originally named Penelope, and her name had to be changed to Sprinkles because of patent/copyright infringements, then she go renamed to Piddles for the same reason.
I tooked some catnip and i doesnt remember much else – den dis happened. But dey is my babies. I lurbs dem.
“Caturday, in the park, I think it was the 4th of July!”
I really like those dolls! What are they and where can I buy one?
I toad you I gotz probed in teh spaceshep……..
dems not teletubby dems Hoops and yoyo
OMGFGBBQ!! i is wiv de luving of de hoops adn yoyo!! dey are beingz mah fayvrits!
WTF wuz i drinkin fud culoring! Wait, i was drinkin fus culoring. Damn
WTF wuz i drinkin fud culoring! Wait, i was drinkin fud culoring. Damn