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Cheezburger Network Blog
Ohohohohoho.
Oh hai I maed room 4 u!
I’m in yur chair
makin grandma stand
But … but, she’s fallen an she cant get up!
well, then she doesn’t need the chair now, does she?
greedy kitty sez: chair is MINE, all MINE !!!
OMG am I the last person to see this site?
http://www.petoffice.co.jp/catprin/english/
“Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here.”
Stend!! Language of gratitude very nice for link easily to so dear site!!!! Be flooded of having done one’s best!!!
No, Stend, I AM!! I agree with Duffy, I think!
OMGosh. I laughed so hard the doggehs had to check on me. I don’t know which is funnier- products or the attempt at translation. Too funny
stend – u r full of win n awesum – dis link so funneh! n just lyke shaungrl mah doggeh kame in tu mayke shure i nowt falled off dah turnip trukk ^^ almost ded of laff!
I thinkz I am lazt peep 2 seez dah site! Chex teh timestampz.
Sight is much stoopy and to laughink at.
“The cat which became a hood figure is likely to have a broom at any moment, and is likely to begin cleaning.” Is much all totally truth; will being cleaning clock of stoopy nasty hoomin what maded pour kittee where ugly stoopy clothink.
Kitteh soon wil get
unekspekted vizit frum
fors ov gravitee.
Gravitee is a harsh mistress.
Sed it befor.
Stil tru.
Wuz gonna sai dat. Din’t wanna steel yer liens tho.
in soviet russia, you are harsh mistress to gravity !!!
the moon is a harsh mistress….to gravity
winz 4 RAH refrenz!
Man my friend!
Fall and goes boom…..hurtz teh bum bum
An when Kitteh fal an go “boom” – Mom must NOT laf at Kitteh. Kittehs must keeep deh “digniteee!” Kitteh will groom self & sai “Iz ment 2 due dat!”
Then Mom snorgle kitteh & al iz well.
An, tho Kitteh hurtz teh bum bum Mom drawz lien at kissing Kitteh’s bum – No mattr how much Kitteh stick bum in Mom’s face!
Hee hee–Our Violet is a rollover kitteh. Wen she see you she roll over, show her tummee to be snorgled. Much times she rolls rite off teh bed or teh chair or teh bak of teh couch. Den she like”Whut u lookin at? I did dat on purrpose!”
PS. Dis kitteh has much snorglable tummee!
Garth! Dat wuz a hikoo!
I ashoor u, wuteber happinz, I r totalee meenin to do it.
Teh kitteh wai.
Lerrn it
Noes it
Libs it.
Mai grabitees….I haz dem.
Ur grabitees…I defiez dem!
*LOLZ*
I reject ur gravitees an suhbstetoot mai own.
Adam refereenze?
Kunfirmed.
Lubs teh mithbustrz!
Plan iz to akyooze you with kitteh glare for whutevr happins.
Livin on teh edge.
I has it.
Aerosmith win
Kittehz can balanse
enneewayrz. Kantz Nap, or else
Garbbittee stepz in
Kittehz chayse Kritturz
wylez Nappeeng. Pawz flikk an kurlz
as edjj getz kloaser
Wuz gude iddea
at t3h tyme. Kitteh roalld.
Landid awn awll 4s
Mebbee tryz aggin
Awn t3h Kowch dis tyme. Wiff its
menny soff kushunz
Jack.
All is made better by what you just wrote
Too troo…too troo…
Lickd a funnee stamp. O.O
I -s- layin’ on mai haff! Ur haff jus hapn to beh -bak- haff.
At lese kitteh lef teh uther haff tugethr.
Moast aminals tayk dere haff outta teh midl.
I wnats nap on ur lap.
Brin it hee3r.
Naoplskthxbai.
Dis pikchur has cibbil war coler skeem
I has jus enuff cheezburgers in mah belly to keep me balansed on tis seet
Page is much less borked…but one problem. The hot links at the bottom of the ICHC banner are only partly there. The bottom 2/3 of the words are cut off. Anyone else see this, too?
Yeah…I see that too…but the links still work.
Perhaps you has different browser?
Still borked.
*Still* borked. And not updated for more than 24 hours. I need my ICHC fix!
Page onlee lukz borked, but needz much skrollbarz ackshun to seez LOLkittehz.
I laffs in teh face of gravity!!
yew is goin ta catch mes right??
Velcro Kitty size 2x iz jus teezing yu.
hammer time! *skfwt* *sk* *skfwt* *sk* *sk* *sk* *skfwt* *skfwt* *sk* *sk* *sk* *skf-* *skf-* *skf-* *sk* *skfwt* *sk* *skfwt* *skf-* *skf-* *skfwt* *sk*
Fall off teh edge? U fallun off teh wagon!
Kitteh has broken an axle. Lose 5 days.
oregon trail – ur doin it rawng!
Im freeeee
freee fallin
or
my tummy
let me show u it
Mai tummee, you will rub it!
Tom[cat] Petty FTW!
How long, til point of meow return?
No more dan a whiskur…
Kitteh is in Kansas?
Physix Kitteh demonstrates balanced forces
(can you tell I’z science teachur)
I introduces wun smal vectorz in teh minus whay directionz – oh, noes! Kitteh duz der splat.
**poink in de minus y**
–** Splat**__
(iz OK – he landz on der foots)
Lurve ur lol-naym! R u “east uv Java”?
INVISIBLE LAP
ceiling catastrophe
i not usin whol chare
jus de comfey part
kitteh does not want to mess up the nice assgroove you have imprinted on this chair
at thee proktolodjistz, Fanny Buttpayne mayd an astawnishing discubree.
Million to one shot, Doc, Million to one.
Fletch reference?
kitteh seiz, “you better nots gives me razberry”
PBPBPFFPBPFPBPBPFPFFBPBPBPT!
Don’t push me cuz I’m close to the edge.
I’m trying not to lose my head
Uh huh ha ha ha
dun wurry. kitteh haz jetpacks. kthxbi!
I can has Aeron?
Dis chare not ergonomicks.
Chaircat sez:
Memry foam. WANT.
My world-and it iz mine-is round leik infinite cheezburger, so it hab no edge.
boredy pageny
hehe ermm.. i meant borkedy
Come sit
I maed space fuh u
To kitteh, dere iz no such ting az fawling. Kitteh *intenshunaly lowerz himself* sumtaimz, but nebber fawls.
ane won else not seen a new pik cents last nite? I iz wantin new lolcat!!
U knows, teh peeps dat run dis site DO have lives…
Lives in How-why-ee! Hoo cud stay insied awl teh time in How-why-ee?
allz I wanted was new lolcat! no rezon to be means to me. just like to lol….
Mai harblz. Let me show you dem.
[...] i musta fallen awf of da edge. [...]
Ceiling Cat finuly falls out u teh skylyte. No more watching us… well, u noes.
Omg! that’s my kitteh! heh from before i adopted her. the white spots are exactly the same.
da ege u r gunna fall of uf captin duh! u hav da knowlege uf a dirty sock!