Y Dun U Take Me Srsly?
…I Said WALK PLANK!
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YAY!! Pirate kitteh fexded teh ICHC!!
Booty. lolz.
Booty. *giggle*
HAHA you said booty… but there’s no booty like kitteh booty lolz
Mah booty. Let me show you it.
Yr booty. Show me it.
Actooly, show me all booty u can, ok? Ask frenz, famly…
Sheik Yurbooty … (wasn’t that Frank Zappa?)
Naw, wuz KC & Sunshine Band ackshuly, but is ok. Dats da wey, uh-huh uh-huh, we lik it, uh-huh uh-huh..
Sorry. Cudn rezizt it!
ackshuly Frank Zappa dids done an rekkid called “Sheik Yerbouti” (with an picture of himself drest as an sheik on da cuva) in 1979. It haev lots gud songs on it.
Werds! Dancing Foo ftwins!
Avast ye kitties!
GHAAARRRRR !!!
AAARRGH!
(u pyrit troll, u.)
WAI YE SKURVIE DOGZ! I’LL KEELHAUL AN PINSWIGGL … zzzzzzzzz
I srusly WOULD take u…
u tooo kyoot!
hee hee undead kitteh will claw furnitures until end of tiiiime!!!
p.s. this new format…DO NOT WANT!! why teh pictures pushed to the side like they aren’t as important as the ads
dat’s kina wut i wuz finkin… fink it’s cuz we reeds left to rite so teh sturf awn teh left seemz moast impurrtant. um…. cud pawsibly switch dem, mebbe plz?? we luvs u chz & tofu!
sef, he sez ads on teh leftz gud marketin ideah. Peeps sees ads to buy mor better on lefts.
All dem cheezboogers ican be eatinz be vry spensif!
My hoomin sez az long az we stil laphin, it be OTAY!
Maybe sum day chz & tofu buyz all us tickets to Hawaiis
kthxbi
The Teet
i heers ya – an u r rite, teh impurrtant fing is teh lolpics. i jus duzzn’t lieks teh ads much. dat’s wy i botted so much sturf frum teh ichc stoar, to givs cheez n tofu moar burgers!!
iz awl gud… we gitz used to it. ebentwalee.
tru dat i just gots to get used to teh changes i guess cuz the lols are still here and that is most imp.
Is not the Burgers’ fault — is da fault of a noo double-columm ad. Googul borked da forum!
Mebbe dey outsourced ICHC to Chinese programmers, cuz now it readz from right to left, wif da ads an’ stuff over <— dere . Is very disorientating, I fink I gets seasick from it
u am not seesik, hexadesimul kolorz was replysted wif teh led baesd payntz
Led baesd payntz — dey makes me stoopie, yes?…duhhhhhh. In the immortal words of Homer Simpson: “Brain gone. Why I laugh?”
Chinese programmers wud be Orientating, no?
[rimshot] Iz so happy I can set up the punch lines for u
Pirate kitteh has bluooest ayes I evah did see
Awl teh bedder foar spice to floa!
Fremen pirate? Or Harkonen pirate?
Him’s name is Paul Atreides
MEOW’DIB! MEOW’DIB!
U R all FTW. ALL of u.
**luvz foar felloh burgurpozturz**
kitehzach haderach?
wuz thinkin same ting (bout dune)
hard to tak a mousie siz kittah seweriously-
but boys oh boys wht a Q-T
im wokkin, kitteh, im wokkin…
course teh plank is jus on teh carpet, so it dun matter much, but who sez i dun taek u srsly?
…but y is teh rum gon?
Jack Sparrow FTW!
Pirates o carribean ref ftw!
Sorry I dunno whys da teh rum gone, I walks de plank now.
Arrrr! I iz feroshus wiked bukaneer!
Well, haf-a-buk an eer.
Twennyfi centz?
Nikkul?
Okeh, I be freebooter insted.
LOL!!!
lolz! dis made me squee
i iz lame photoshopped image!
Whu cares? Its CYOOT!
I greez. Iz teh reeng dat roon eet fo me.
Fuzy kitteh wil blazst u wit lazzer eyez if u no walk plnk!!1!!
nooooo nawt teh lazr ais!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@!!!!!!@!!!!
I taught was me that mai firefox was acting up, but uhpun FURthur refiew, ICHC IS BORKED, STILL.
funneh, I assumed it wuz IE wut cudn’t handle noo layout. ICHC b0rken foar everybodee makez me sad.
Ojai, Spice wuzzunt flowin so I kameded back.
i noticd u kaem bakk
needz moar dune lolkats
Wheres his eye patch?
I iz teh furrrrrroshus Capn Stumpy! Feer meh!
Um… I can has tiny parrit, plz? Iz foar mah showldur. Thx.
u sur iz foar ur showldur?? not gonna eets it??
iz foar mah showldur. Den, if I need snak, iz rite der, yah? kay.
boiskowt pyrat kitteh… planz ahed.
so haow u secur parit? haf hich or bow not?
him ties it wif hiz floofyfur!
kitteh no has showlder whut for parrit to sit ON:)
Arrrrrrrrrrr kitties
pur pieratt kitteh bad tempr fr hevy metal owwie in eer — needz snorgle n cheezburgr 2 halp feeel bettr
n also git dat dang thang outa eer
I mus say dat poppin in to ICHC and having
“COMPOST TOILET BLOG!”
shouted at meh
iz a triful disconserting.
I unnerstanz teh reesons,
just thot Id menshun it.
I ain’t eatin nuffin outta that garden! Holz teh lettuce an tomatoez plz.
Dat ad don’t go with teh subject of dis blug. I not feelin special hugry for teh burger nao. U iz right its disconcertin. Can borgel toilets ad?
Bummer…Seamonkey (nee “Mozilla”) not handle HTML, or someting. Can see cheezburg voting now, avatars good, but now pitchers all down at bottom under ads and things. Faster than Internet Exploder, but not perfekt.
Sigh…
Still kute pitcher, thoh…
Invizibull parrit on sholder.
Liddil Pyrutt Kitteh
needz an ie patch an parrut
2 maykz owtfit cumpleet
Pyrutt Ship no haz
fuzzee floar. Liddil Kitteh
playeeng mayk~ beleev
Liddil Kitteh 2 smallz
4 beeg sharpee Kutlass. Needz 2
prakktiss wiff himz hook
Jack.
Cap’n Bloo Aiyz reternz in “Pairetz uv teh Katabeeyen: Ded Mahn’z Kitteh”.
(Plz surch “I can has booty” fr Capn’ Bloo Aiyz’z furst advenchur.)
I can has parrot?
yoes ho yoes ho itz a kitteh’s life fer me!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR can has cheezburgARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR????????
This pic, different caption was posted not too long ago.
Troo, wuz a bit moar den a month ago. Trooly we can not be so short of good lolz dat we haz to have teh repeets yet? ‘Speshully when dere is not much funneh with repeet.
ARGH! Smee, yu heer dat? Dere it iz agin.! TICK! TICK! TICK!
I argh not Smee! I ar Smoo!
pirate kitty loves teh bootie!
Replacing your kitten’s sweet little paw with a sharp steel hook is reckless and careless. PLEASE, PLEASE DON’T DO THIS!!
Cute tussling among kittens could become a BLOODY GRUESOME TRAGEDY!
Eyes poked out, etc.
don agreez. thinkn of replacin all my kittehs claws wiv hook so i only get 1 skrach at a time insted of many.
down there 4 dancin.
(watch this space for extended crazy and angry reply rant I don’t have the energy to write just now)
ai iz stil hyoomileeyated but at leest kostyoom nawt suxxorz. . . MYAAAAAARGH!
Kitteh teh coot. But me wuz wondrin, watz rong wit itz eyez? It b lukin liek he haz no pupilz. Duz ne1 no?
is reflection – his pupils are dilated greatly and he has green-blue eyes. The reflection from his retina happened to come out a shade of blue VERY similar to his iris color… if you look closely you can see where blue-reflecting-pupil meets greenish-iris.
–Elfi
I wil wawk th plank, li’l pirate– strate to huggin u maney timez!
Is that kitten blind? My aunt has a kitten that got beat up by a dog. ITS GETTIN BETTER THOUGH!
I can has Photoshop.
Too cute.
that photo rocks
[...] but i toldz him 2 walk teh plank! [...]
we can habs faberit buttnon fer dis? plz? kthxbai!
how cute, I don’t think I can take kitteh seriously.
If they hadn’t photoshopped the earring, I’d have loved it.