Put ur monee in the bowl 4 Jeeesus!
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
I singen fer mai supper
hallelujah !!! it’s cheezburgers for dinner !!!
Calico Kitteh Our O Powahar !!!
feeline da Spirrrrittta !!1
Kitteh be praisin the Lord! Testifai, Kitteh!
Fundamentally Oral Bill decries the evil of Penguin Lust.
*hed splodes frum The Crapture’s awsum Bloom County ref*
LOL
“Can i get a ‘AAACK! Phbhbthbthbt!”
ROFL!! Yes, but I has to stawp laffin furst….
AAACK! Phbhbthbthbt!
Don’t look at me! I voted for Bill ‘n Opus! O_o
Phbhbthbtht!
I luffs Bill da Cat. Iz mah favrit caraktur besiedz Opus.
I used to have a Bill teh Cat T shirt.
I still has a Bloom County shirt! Is awl old an tattured but I luffs it ennywai. Jus can’t ware it outta teh hows ennymoar.
I had a Billy and the Boingers world tour sweatshirt.
it was awesome.
ACK! AACK! PHBHTHT! SNARF!
HOPE SSSTHRINGS ETERNAL!!!!
http://www.berkeleybreathed.com/pages/index.asp
>^..^<
I had an opus tshirt I has almost worn out but still cherished but then it got stolen at a pool party and 20 years later I still miss it soooo bad! But they are showing ‘Classic Bloom County’ on yahoo if you’re jonesin for the old stuff.
DEATHTÖNGUE ROOOOLZ!
What about Bucky in “Get Fuzzy”?
Ah feel a heeeelin comin on!
I can has an AY-MEN!!!
Nao, I can has a CHEEZ-BURGER!!! …C’mon, pls?
Mak u wanna SHOUT!
in teh naem uv owr l0ard, CHEEZUS H. BURGERZ, we ask ya ta dig deep in2 ur pokitz, lay ur handz uawn ur wallit and giev us a moneez so taht we may bask in teh gloaree of the dubul bakin wif swiss
Crapture, dat full to da top wif hooo and haaa and uder sundz of a laffin kitteh! DANGER. Do NOT reed whil nom nom nomin less U wants chewed cheezburger comin out yr noz. Reed it in a peep bath (wid wattr ) uz cud drown lafffin.
Beelzeburawkli BE DAMMD!
“beelzeburawkli” - LOLOL!!!1!!1!
PRAYZ CHEEZUS!!!!!!!!!! HOLEY LORD OF DA GOUDA, MUNSTER, PROVOLONE, BLEU, MOZZARELLA, PARMESAN, WENSLEYDALE, AN ASSORTED OTHR CHEEZES!
Bow down, dat Cheezus may bless yu wif bushels of wax-wrapped Baby Bells an string cheez. He performz miraculs–I hav seen hims turn milk into cheez befoar mah verry aiz!
but nawt head cheez. pls nawt head cheez.
Eeeeewwwww. Hed cheez=TEH PLEH! Iz pig jello. DO NOT WANT.
“pig jello” = LOLZ!
i fink i datd him wuns.
What a friend we have in cheeses!
Did you hear Kraft is opening a new plant in Israel?
Cheeses of Nazareth.
Wensleydale: Wallace and Gromit! They need a cat to go with those characters, to counter their ignorance!
Ahhhhh! I has jus seen horribulz video ad on ICHB!
It burns mai eyez!
Me kno buns no grow on treez, but plz nut moar ads fer “ass kicking o’ plenty”
It be gone. Power of comments!
Chef Gordon Ramskitteh sai,
“This @#$%#&*## set of bowlz is not match!
$%&*^$! Three iz bleu, one is nut bleu!
Not acceptabul in HELLS KICHUN!!!!
%&^$%%#!!!!”
FTW
could it be… ironic use of crockery?
btw: re: the funny clip on your site, I thought p0rn names were first pet + mother’s maiden name, mine’s tabatha stenhouse… that’s when I’m not using Rack N. Ready, which is the brand of angle extrusions etc. at home desp0t and a brilliant p0rn name if I ever heard one ;o)
Call me cynical but I thought that porn star name thing was started by small time crims trying to find out personal info for identity theft.
If so, they may be small time crims but I applaud their imagination….
… and what were they planning to do with the name of your first pet?
With your pet’s name and your mother’s maiden name, they can answer your secret question, or use it to guess at your password if you have been lazy about making up a secure one.
Hmm. My “porn star” name sounds more like a small time hood anyway…
Mutt Moore? Who’d watch a porn film starring Mutt Moore?
Cocoa Smith? Not good. Some say to use the name of your street…Cocoa T44 desn’t work well, either. Good thing I had other career plans.
umm mai firs cat named socrates. wee call himz socs. mome maiden name sherman
socrates sherman… not so secktsy. soun moar like someone who spent haiskool lookin at wronk side of locker door.
mien wud be Zippy Chambers…not a gud pr0n name eethur.. (1st kitteh + street wher i grew up)
“Mutt Moore” sounds like cartoon. “Cocoa Smith” is a grate pr0n name, ackshully. Or even better as blaxploitation film star–I can just heer the voice over on the preview:
“Cleopatra Jones and Cocoa Smith are burning down the ghetto…”
careful there - you should only invoke the name of cleopatra jones when you REALLY mean it
Oh, and I thinks the street name thingy is to come up with ur Pen Name.
Either werks fine.
I want to be a chinese pr0n star named “Long Hung Dong”
I are Not Maekin Dis Up…
In Portland is a Chinese restaurant calld Hung Far Low.
pleez to chek owt foto for funnee bizness
http://www.typingisnotactivism.wordpress.com/2007/07/15/and-you-think-your-mechanic-sucks-srsly/
yes … i haz even eaten there. it’s the perfect 24/7 downtown dive. the fud iz only okeh, but it’s a fun placz to hang.
Dere is a King Dong in Berkeley.
Whut about “Buck Naked”?
*ahem*
Dong, where is my automobile?
Autoomobeeeeeeel?
Lake. Beeg Lake.
mah p0rn name iz Green Kokomo(favrit color an city yu bornz in)…Yer middl nam and street yu gru up on iz yer Stage name, an yer firs pet an momz maiden name iz yer drag name.
ask teh ol teatr hag anoter!
No way! U were born in Kokomo? Indiana? That’s where I live!!!!
Mine would not be gud, either. It sounds moar liek name of large appliance den pr0n name.
“Chewbacca Westinghouse”
hmmm… Boris Kasterko?? that or Piwackett Kasterko… I don’t think I’ll sell much pr0n that way.
P.S. Rack N. Ready is an awesome name, lol!
noes, but des grrreat drag names! My mom’s frst cat wuz Pywacket. Her drag wud be Pywacket Fackert. Yous cud be sistrs?
duz tat inklude teh mouzies in the kornur od de pic, too?
Shhhhhhhhh…
If Chef Gordon Ramskitteh see mowsie in HELLS $%&^#@ KICHEN, will have hart attax.
I keepz watching Chef Gordon Ramskitteh in HELLS $%&^#@ KICHEN just to see if he will spontaineousli explode into a million tinee pieces.