OH NOES!
I HAS LET GO!
Jack: Never let go.
Rose: I’ll never let go, Jack.
Rose lets go.
Rose thinks: “Oh noes. I has let go.”
*cue credits*
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floofy stripee kitteh much rapchurus
When I saw this, I almost sprayed my tomatoe soup all over my keyboard. XD
Flouncy Pouncy Trouncy Tigger!
I tawt Tigger too. Tee-Eye-Dubl Grrr_Tigger. Der bowtoms maed outta springggs, jus liek dat Kitteh.
Lolz, he’s headed straight for that chair in the background. someones gonna need a massage…or a chiaropractor…or surgery…
or an adamantium skeleton. . . or a stuntkitteh. . . or balsa wood furnitcher. . .
adamantium skeleton wud be much halp. i’ll taek one, large-kitteh size. kthxbai.
an wud nevr braek a nayl eedr.
roose kitteh needed to let go because she hates the Celine Dion
dat wud maek me let go, i can tells u dat. pls to be putting me owt of misry. fank oo.
I wood rather put HER owt of MAI mizeree! She be verrry much anoinin.
ai iz havin a miss-da-refruns dai, but mayd yu a playtful ov burgrz foar poopin awn she ov kawncentrayted eevul. lfor.
Kittah ragrets beein abscent on Roop Swingin Day at Pairat Ukneevercity
Aerobics kittah is FEELIN DA BURN.
eebun disgyzed az a peess ov bloo cord wayring a murkin, Chuck Norris will kik Ur kittehz ass wyle hiz speshul frend taykz amayzink fotoz wiv da hi shuttr speedz.
Murkin.
*snicker*
He flies froo teh air wif teh gradest of eaze
Dat daring yung kitteh on teh flying trapeez
His moobments r graysfull, all gurls he doth plz,
An mah lurve he has stolen away…
dats wut i tawted too-himz reeched de end of da arc an letted go to do a frip an graeb bak on to da roap
floofy stripee kitteh haz pogo stik tail!
Teh wunderfil thing about Tiggers
Iz Tiggurs are wunderfl things
Ther tops are made owta rubbur
Ther bottums are made owta springs.
…stay on target…
lol
ftw! iz invisible fighter-space-pod-thingy. (ah neber noed awl teh naems uv teh spaysscrafts – dat wer mah bruthr’s job)
ai wundr ware stay-on-target gut iz today? did he mayk ennymoar mooveez? duz he star at Jedi konbenshunz? duz he juss sit at hoem in a dark cornr eating cheerioz an ebree now an den sobbing “stay……on………..target!!!” befoar braykin down an feelin awl unapreesheeyated??
yes. teh dark corner is cuvverd in photos frum teh SW set. himz wyf left him yeers ago, tyurd uv warin teh orinj jumpsoot. lucas wont returns himz cawls… but hamill will.
omg – thay can play dressups an has skywalkerwookiebuttseks!!
Did it go in?
Negative, negative, just impacted on the surface…
did you know Lucas stole all that dialouge from the 1940’s film Dambusters?
WAH HA!
“Did it go in?”
“Negative, negative, just impacted on the surface…”
skywalkerwookiebuttseks!!!
The Trooth about the Wookie!
Kitteh enkownturz
Centiffikul forse, prooveeng
Syennse canz B crool
Paws slippt awn roappee
fing az Kitteh hangd awn. Naow
Kitteh Kannunbawll
Kitten diskubberz
Ballistics an kompewtz Glyde
2 Wayt Raysheeoh
OH NOES!!!… Wawll 2 klose!
Kitteh twistz and dyvz. Perfoarmz
kwik Ded Stikk Landeeng.
Jack.
apearently, kitteh’s glyde 2 wayte rasheeoh iz 14:1, similur 2 dat uv a brick. kitteh also furgettid 2 kalkewlate teh down draft frum teh ayr kundishunur. ^_^
OMGPEONIES, Jack!! Dis wun iz da awesum!
!!!! eeeeeeeeeksellent.
JD’z kitteh went fru da daynjur zoen.
OMG, Jack…Haiku and High Flight too? You are amazing. Where were you in my youth? lolz
Jack, even by your standards, this one willl stand out as a masterpiece. Fuuunnnyyy
Jack: dis wun mayk me sawy ai tuk mai Lasix (dye-ur-etik) hav ower ago! Godda run lolfrenz – c u bai!
In odder wurds – ROFLMAOPMP!
Drunk Cat needs the feather.
Jorj, Jorj, Jorj of da jungl
Strong as he kan bes!
Jorj, Jorj, Jorj of the jungl
WATCH OWT FOR DAT TREE!!!!
*krash* *splat* *kablooie*
I sum timez wunder y I do teh tings I do but zen I see teh feather and I can not halp mai self.
A-menz!
forget………my parachutz! nooooooo!
Invisible parachute. *lolz*
wht button 4 parachoot?
Tarzan Kat iz swingin
Tarzan kitteh is king ov teh apes.
Top banana!
oh noes i dus not maik gud tarzan. tri Cheeta nxt
Asternawt Kitteh is maykin repayrs to spays shuttel an luses hims hoald on teh sayftee tethr. Oh noes! Will hims felo asternawts sayv hims, or wil hims sayl awf intu spays forevr? Stae toond!!1!
An naow a wurd frum owr sponser…
dats wut nasa getz 4 lettin teh asternawts flai drunk.
close the airlock !!! clllossse ttthe airrrlockkkkk ….. (whoosh)
surprize! kitteh expeernzez unxpectd viagra tayl
Hee is terryfyed of Ann Coulter ad on ICHC site.
Himz nawt alone der!!!!!!!!!!
OMG where? that would make me let go of the rope too
Rope ‘n Coulter on same site? Hmm … i has an idea….
Need an accomplice? I’m volunteering.
me too !!! a few ideas actually – how long is that rope? can we use anything else in the room – like the chair and the answering machine? what about the carpet tacks and the electrical socket?
Bwa ha hahahahha hahaha haha haha hhaha hha haha hah ahahaaaah hahaahaha
kill-an-torcher-Coulter-freds r teh bestst
I noes laughed eber at teh “lolcoulter” she meeny
she *vile*.
Pitfall Harry kitteh
has cleard teh alleygater pond.
Activision reference FTW!
Heh, on the LiveJournal thread for this pic, I called it “VISIBLE PITFALL”.
I can has gravitee?
Katch me Im urs!
Mai behbeh kitteh Thor (him’s abowt 8 wks old) duz exakly dis whn we plai wif hiz fether toi… but i can nebber get teh picshur ov him doin it. Gud job, kamra-humin!
I say thee, NAY!!!
.
HUSTON, WE HAS GOT PRBLEM!
[roger that, shuttle. what is the nature of your problem?]
I BE DOIN SPASEWALK FOR MAKEN TEH REPARES!
[come back shuttle...we do not understand]
ISE DOENG SPASEWALK ON UR SHUTTLE 4 MAKEN TEH REPARES AN…
[shuttle...please repeat...we are having difficulty with your transmission]
I BE MAKING TEH SPASEWALK 4 DO REPAIRS AN LOSTED MAH TETHER!
[shuttle...be advised we do not copy...repeat...we do not copy]
HEP ME! I BE FLOWTIN AWAA FRUM TEH SHUTEL!
[shuttle...be advised no one here is fluent in kitteh-speak. have your communications officer translate and resend]
[shuttle! did you roger our last transmission?]
[shuttle?]
Wuzzat ‘tether’ or ‘feather’ shuttle?
WIN!
Much much wins.
Can you hear me, Major Tomcat?
guffaw!
invizibul indoor parashewt!
Anti Gravitee Telekeneesis Kitteh cawnsentraits on mooving toward da mousie fluff…. cawnsentrait….cawnsentrait….. starts pullin da fethr toward him by da sheer mite of himz brane powerz…. Enh…….Enh…
Suddenlee distrakted by cheezburger, Anti Gravity Telekeneesis Kitteh fallz to floor wif a thump! And then pounces on the dangling toy!!!
Open Teh Pod Bay Doors Hal.
hal’s not here
I’m sorry, Dave. But I just can’t do that.
Dave’s not here, either.
No, man It’s me- Dave. Open the F-in pawd bay doors, Hal!!
2012 and Cheech and Chong combines FTW!
Bungy Kord Broket!
Super Hero kitty can jump up, but he learns that you need the cape to stay up.
I can haz sooper herow cape?
plz straytn eyblz kthx.
im in ur Olimpicks
Winnen ur–
Lookout! Lookout! OMGZORG!!1!
… I can has amblanse?
Hawt diggity! Anuther Spred-Paw Leapin Tabby an it luks like a 15-pownder! These new lures are rilly workin, Bob!
Play ‘im, Joe! Don let ‘im git awai!
Oboy, weze gonna have us a fry-up tonite!!
Best-Layd Planz Cat… oft gang awry.
Robert Burns!
Wal, put him owt!
Fwaaaaa hahahahahaaaaa!!! Tanx!
Wait – U boiled da oatmeel in a whut? An added LIVER? Whadda haggis we gonna call dis krap?
I iz not eethur wee sleekit mousie! What wrong wit your eyez?
kitteh’s expreshun maeks me ROFL… luks liek, “oh noes, not AGEN…”
Iffen dis was a scawtish fohld kitteh, he could say it in the orijinal form : ‘gang aft agley,” but he woodnt, cawse teh poem wuz wriiten to a mowse.
Sorry, I just like the word agley. It sounds more like what usually happens to my plans. Awry seems almost dignified, sort of “oopsie,” whereas what happens to my plans is more “oh s***, how the f*** did that happen???!!!!!!”
If there was a Society to Use Really Cool Words Whenever Possible, I would join. (SURCWWP?)
D Marie,
I can has join too? Mah favrit word is gormless. Not much use, but I luvs it.
Gormless b a veree usful werd. Jus not polite to b sayin it outlowd. I hab met manee gormless peeple. Ur nawt one.
Goes well with gudgeon. Muttered: “Gormless gudgeon.”
totalee! i got to uze “serendipitous” teh uvver dai. it wuz grate.
reedin burns’ in teh originul cans be a lawt liek reedin lolcat, ackshulee.
Me joyn too, we lieks to be retromingent!!!
I can has join too?? “mendicant” is my favoritest. Followed by “obsequious”. OOOh and “polyglot” Surprising how many people do not know that one, and it is awesome!!
This seems like a quorum to me. I guess I’ll have to see about actually forming SURCWWP so we all can join.
ai wants to join 2!! Fayvorit werd is “obstreperous”.
My favorite is sesquapedalianism. I’d get up to get the dictionary and make sure I’m spelling it correctly, but I have a cat on my lap who doesn’t want to be disturbed. Eschew obfuscation!
Sonsie! Mai kitteh haz a sonsie fayce.
oh i wanna join tooooooo! i luuuvs to use random awesome/archaic words in conversation.
not sure on a favorite word, tho. so many good words.
during the school year, whenever i come across a really good word, i’ll make it the official “word of the week” and then try to squeeze it into conversation as much as possible. even if it doesn’t really fit. (crowbar vocab techniques)
Dis the most difficutz move in kittygymnastics, the tail-stand. Hadz to do tail crunchez for weekz to gets enough strength in tail.
“Tail crunchez” gives two vizhuals in mah hed:
(1) Tail under rockin chair ow ow ow
or
(2) Kitteh watchin birdee owt window with tayl goin wap wap wap wap
Eether wun funneh visual, sekund wun mor fun tu du.
Invisdable Wrecking Bhal.
omg, so much win. Teh pikchur is soooo cyute, but iz teh Titanic dyealog dat rly rly is full of win.
I tinks so tu! Much hahaha!
saef “let go” kitteh of desktop. set desktop of “stretch.” Stare kitteh face. LOLOLOLOLOL. Repeat. Caerfil not hirt sefl.
i didz dis just as u be sayen…very much win
kthxbai
I’m in ur bridj to terabithia, dyein to create jarrin plot progrez
YAY! as far as I am aware this is my first front pager. i had a helping hand from my speaklolcat translator
plz to be turning on graviteez, spacekitteh can’t feel teh grownd.
All lols aside from dis wunderful lolcat, teh kitteh heemself, what a kewt snorgalicious kitteh! I’s wuv teh snorglfurmanship
Ebun normous pawz of normous pawz kitteh cannot preventz a slipz! Eeeee!
INVISIBLE JETPACK
INVISIBLE TIRE SWING!
i can has shuttle repairs?
but i forgetted my helmets!!1!
Oh noes! Ai has over-infated teh tyre on mah invisible bicycle!
Scooby Doo kitteh says “ZOIKS!!”
looks like my kitty!!!
This is THE FUNNIEST LOLcat I’ve seen. What a face!!!
LOL