OH NOES!
I HAS LET GO!
Jack: Never let go.
Rose: I’ll never let go, Jack.
Rose lets go.
Rose thinks: “Oh noes. I has let go.”
*cue credits*
photo: flickr
capped and submitted by: matt
full of awesome update created by: Raydial!
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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floofy stripee kitteh much rapchurus
When I saw this, I almost sprayed my tomatoe soup all over my keyboard. XD
Flouncy Pouncy Trouncy Tigger!
I tawt Tigger too. Tee-Eye-Dubl Grrr_Tigger. Der bowtoms maed outta springggs, jus liek dat Kitteh.
Lolz, he’s headed straight for that chair in the background. someones gonna need a massage…or a chiaropractor…or surgery…
or an adamantium skeleton. . . or a stuntkitteh. . . or balsa wood furnitcher. . .
adamantium skeleton wud be much halp. i’ll taek one, large-kitteh size. kthxbai.
an wud nevr braek a nayl eedr.
roose kitteh needed to let go because she hates the Celine Dion
dat wud maek me let go, i can tells u dat. pls to be putting me owt of misry. fank oo.
I wood rather put HER owt of MAI mizeree! She be verrry much anoinin.
ai iz havin a miss-da-refruns dai, but mayd yu a playtful ov burgrz foar poopin awn she ov kawncentrayted eevul. lfor.
Kittah ragrets beein abscent on Roop Swingin Day at Pairat Ukneevercity
Aerobics kittah is FEELIN DA BURN.
eebun disgyzed az a peess ov bloo cord wayring a murkin, Chuck Norris will kik Ur kittehz ass wyle hiz speshul frend taykz amayzink fotoz wiv da hi shuttr speedz.
Murkin.
*snicker*
He flies froo teh air wif teh gradest of eaze
Dat daring yung kitteh on teh flying trapeez
His moobments r graysfull, all gurls he doth plz,
An mah lurve he has stolen away…
dats wut i tawted too-himz reeched de end of da arc an letted go to do a frip an graeb bak on to da roap
floofy stripee kitteh haz pogo stik tail!
Teh wunderfil thing about Tiggers
Iz Tiggurs are wunderfl things
Ther tops are made owta rubbur
Ther bottums are made owta springs.
…stay on target…
lol
ftw! iz invisible fighter-space-pod-thingy. (ah neber noed awl teh naems uv teh spaysscrafts - dat wer mah bruthr’s job)
ai wundr ware stay-on-target gut iz today? did he mayk ennymoar mooveez? duz he star at Jedi konbenshunz? duz he juss sit at hoem in a dark cornr eating cheerioz an ebree now an den sobbing “stay……on………..target!!!” befoar braykin down an feelin awl unapreesheeyated??
yes. teh dark corner is cuvverd in photos frum teh SW set. himz wyf left him yeers ago, tyurd uv warin teh orinj jumpsoot. lucas wont returns himz cawls… but hamill will.
omg - thay can play dressups an has skywalkerwookiebuttseks!!
Did it go in?
Negative, negative, just impacted on the surface…
did you know Lucas stole all that dialouge from the 1940’s film Dambusters?
WAH HA!
“Did it go in?”
“Negative, negative, just impacted on the surface…”
skywalkerwookiebuttseks!!!
The Trooth about the Wookie!
Kitteh enkownturz
Centiffikul forse, prooveeng
Syennse canz B crool
Paws slippt awn roappee
fing az Kitteh hangd awn. Naow
Kitteh Kannunbawll
Kitten diskubberz
Ballistics an kompewtz Glyde
2 Wayt Raysheeoh
OH NOES!!!… Wawll 2 klose!
Kitteh twistz and dyvz. Perfoarmz
kwik Ded Stikk Landeeng.
Jack.
apearently, kitteh’s glyde 2 wayte rasheeoh iz 14:1, similur 2 dat uv a brick. kitteh also furgettid 2 kalkewlate teh down draft frum teh ayr kundishunur. ^_^
OMGPEONIES, Jack!! Dis wun iz da awesum!
!!!! eeeeeeeeeksellent.
JD’z kitteh went fru da daynjur zoen.
OMG, Jack…Haiku and High Flight too? You are amazing. Where were you in my youth? lolz
Jack, even by your standards, this one willl stand out as a masterpiece. Fuuunnnyyy
Jack: dis wun mayk me sawy ai tuk mai Lasix (dye-ur-etik) hav ower ago! Godda run lolfrenz - c u bai!
In odder wurds - ROFLMAOPMP!
Drunk Cat needs the feather.
Jorj, Jorj, Jorj of da jungl
Strong as he kan bes!
Jorj, Jorj, Jorj of the jungl
WATCH OWT FOR DAT TREE!!!!
*krash* *splat* *kablooie*
I sum timez wunder y I do teh tings I do but zen I see teh feather and I can not halp mai self.
A-menz!
forget………my parachutz! nooooooo!
Invisible parachute. *lolz*
wht button 4 parachoot?
Tarzan Kat iz swingin
Tarzan kitteh is king ov teh apes.
Top banana!
oh noes i dus not maik gud tarzan. tri Cheeta nxt
Asternawt Kitteh is maykin repayrs to spays shuttel an luses hims hoald on teh sayftee tethr. Oh noes! Will hims felo asternawts sayv hims, or wil hims sayl awf intu spays forevr? Stae toond!!1!
An naow a wurd frum owr sponser…
dats wut nasa getz 4 lettin teh asternawts flai drunk.
close the airlock !!! clllossse ttthe airrrlockkkkk ….. (whoosh)
surprize! kitteh expeernzez unxpectd viagra tayl
Hee is terryfyed of Ann Coulter ad on ICHC site.
Himz nawt alone der!!!!!!!!!!
OMG where? that would make me let go of the rope too
Rope ‘n Coulter on same site? Hmm … i has an idea….
Need an accomplice? I’m volunteering.
me too !!! a few ideas actually - how long is that rope? can we use anything else in the room - like the chair and the answering machine? what about the carpet tacks and the electrical socket?
Bwa ha hahahahha hahaha haha haha hhaha hha haha hah ahahaaaah hahaahaha
kill-an-torcher-Coulter-freds r teh bestst
I noes laughed eber at teh “lolcoulter” she meeny
she *vile*.
Pitfall Harry kitteh
has cleard teh alleygater pond.
Activision reference FTW!
Heh, on the LiveJournal thread for this pic, I called it “VISIBLE PITFALL”.
I can has gravitee?
Katch me Im urs!