I is hidin.
….You no seek.
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But game iz ovah wen I make can-opner noize!
Aint it awlwais teh wai? Havin nice snoooze on teh floar, and tehn BAM! Sum idjit drops a chare on yous! Liddle halp? Any ones? Srsly.
“on the job hazards of the wicked witch of the west, part deux”
I can no has bath? Srsly.
Put down the bukkit. DO NOT WANT!
Iz found $100 in coinz hear!
1st post!
Hiding Kitteh has
not thought through his cunning plan.
Now the butt of jokes.
Now the jokes of butt.
dat is one flat butt- giggles
Jokes of butt – dey soviet funnehs mebbe?
In Soviet Russah butt gets you?
I dunno. lol
in soviet russia, flat butt only
or babooshka butt – kitty has babooshka butt !!!
duz dat meen he’s lawst himz buttkerchief?
In soviet russia, jokes are butt of you.
HA!
in soviet russia, chair sits awn cat!
KITTEH BUTT!!
speekin of witch, catbutsquirrellbut? you out thar? havent seen u in a wile.
I had many of the kittehs that hid out in the open like that. (p.s. Am I the only one that had to scroll for an hour to get past all the stuff on the left to get to the kitteh’s picture?)
If I lez faked tail hangin outa da couch, dey be thinkin da know where ktteh is. Ha! While they de fuld, I be raidin the kitchen getting dem cheezburgers. Kittehs 1- Humins 0.
Stealth Kitteh wayteengz
2 attakkz brown paypurr Bag
invaydeeng herz turf
Kitteh no can beez
seend. Ecksept 4 flanks an tayl
peekeeng unnur chayr
Brown paypurr Foartress
muss pay 4 sutch insoalenss!
Kitteh skeemz, unseend
Jack.
kitteh sez: if ai no can seez u, den u no can seez mee. srsly.
whoops, didn’t see divageek’s comment below.
repetitive gothkitteh is repetitive. ^_^
I iz sawwe. Da Fohmattink haz bin menshunnd. Sqwishee ktteh fitz unda char full of cute.
HALP! I are splinched! Pls to taek to St. Mungo’s!
u winz
Hermione didn’t teach Crookshanks to disapparate well enough!
Ten points from Gryffindor!
This thread makes me giggles…
HP FTW!
Go way, I’s countin teh dust bunnehs.
No, dint nok ober teh goldfisses bole and eets tem.
U not spost ta see mee.
agrafobik kitteh iz…. um….dood…….yu wanna kum owt an oh, right, meta. good wun…yu open-spayss-hating-orinjwun.
put teh candl bak, plez
Young Frankenstein referunz FTW!
tanks
Dat’s Fronk ‘n steen.
Do u alzo say Froderick?
Dat’s EYE-gor…
…what hump?
walk this way…
abby-someone…
abby… who?
abby…… normal.
*strangle*
OOOOhhhh1 sweeeet mystery of liiiiife at last Ive fooooound yooooou!
Frau Blooker!
neeeeeeeeeeigh!
Oh, marmalade bebeh – teh vacyoom cleener wil go awae soon…but yu best tuk in that tayle!!!
chairdee cat
Hao u see me? If i can’t sees u, u can’t sees me, dat hao it werk.
Ah, um, kitteh, I’s can till see u
10 points 4 good tri
I has a flatt butt…srsly, let me show eet to joo.
All I thought is… whar my Kismet find dat kowch to hide undur?? LOL My Kismet’s butt looks like this. I knows. I sees it a lot. I fink dis kiti has fatter tail. LOL
I likes the purpl chare, can I has it?
Chair has kitteh. Evil vodoo chair. When kitteh sated on it it, chair then sat on kitteh.
You no be wanting that.
Unbeknownst to kitteh, a tailing device was left under teh chair making continually twitching signals to alert teh Opposition!
I finded you! (had to scrowll daon lots, tho)
I no cum out til cheezburgr skreen look nawmal agin!
Kitteh iznt hyding. Kitteh iz seakin teh fether or teh marbal dat got unner da cowch. Kitteh wil maek it pae fur itz atemppid askaep.
fundamently iz a probblm wiz stelth mode
truly stelthy kitteh gotz to hid ALL prts of bottm
includin z tailz
needz it fixd rit nowz
Fundamentl problm is problm with his fundament.
“Next awn Lyfstyuls uv teh Rich an Floofy, we can has a luk at teh dezsynur kitteh butt kulleckshun dat graisfullee acces… akksessur… dekkurates teh Mewcattun manshun uv Eva Saint Purree.”
I dunno. I got nothin. I r reddee fur dis week to b OBUR.
Dis is teh Howurd Huze Reclusive Modul. (Tail not recluded.)
stoopi catmouflage…still not werkin!!!
Wizard nawt heer! *lolz*
I’z teh mastur of hidin
Dey nevah findz me here.
Film # 1 in a series,
How Not To Be Seen.
Monty Python!
kitteh has lurnd the furst rule of how not to be seen: not 2 stand up.
Tigger sez: “Iz he gawn?”
“All exept deh tail.” *WHISH!* “E’s gawn.”
his name is rascal and he has a ghetto booty…. and the purple chair is from the radisson hotel!
I chase de yarn bal! Yay!
Uh… It unwaviled.
Now i cants bak up.
…Halp, sombodee?
I r ostrich. Warez teh sand?
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