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But u luks so purrrrrrdy, kitteh!
You iz a kittehphile!
all dolled up, no where to go
You loves. Stop lyin. Ur naim now iz “Miss Lilly”.
I won’t mak u sit wif Toto anymoar Dorofy, iffen u doan wan tu!
“pretty girl hold the pose”
U MUS GIT ME A PHAT CHEEZBURGER AFTA DIS MA’
Me find me moving buddy!
Him lookz puuuurrrrrdy!!
Why hims haet u?
kp
As Gawd is mah whitness, Ah’ll nevah go hungry agin!!!
OMG – she’s TOTALLY wearing a curtain !!! TOTAL WIN !!!
Seed it inna window and cud not resist.
“I can’t think about that right now. If I do, I’ll go crazy. I’ll think about that tomorrow.”
OMG TWILITE REFERENSE!
WIN. You has all mai cheezburgers.
I got nothing but WIN! WIN!
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a d4mn
OMGBBQ! U haz taykin my lynes. Wat I sai naow? I haz nuthin, nuthin left at awl. An I shooted a Yankee fer steelin my mama’s earbobs. Naow I dasn’t daer to ware dem fer fear uv seein’ dah blud agin. Oh, my. Awl I evah wunted wuz to be grate Suthren ladee lyke my deer mama. But awl I gitz iz de stoopie kurtinz.
Teh phunniest bit Carol Burnett evah did … teh Gone Wit Deh Wind par-o-dee! Wen she wawkd in wit teh curtin rod akros her sholders, i jus DYD! A classik!
I member dat…….was a greyt weekly show
Yah! Dat ruled!!
“stoopie kurtinz”…. *snicker*
OK: just because somebody had to
( sucks in breath )
Lawzy, we got to have a doctor. I don’t know nothin’ ’bout birthin’ babies !!!
OMG Tak dis off.
See, I tole u I iz pretee in pink!
I iz feel so purrty…
O soo purrty
I iz feel so purrty an witty an gay
an I iz pity any kittehs dat not be me today…
I iz feel so charmin
o soo charmin
Itz be alarmin how charmins I be feelings
an oh so purrty I canz hardly be believen I iz real…
Seez da purrty kitteh in da mirroar der
Who canz dat attraktive kitteh be?
Such a purrty face
Such a purrty dwess
Such a purrty smilez
Such a purrty me….
win
LOF dat!
But is better than teh hello kitteh costume, no?
GASP !!! NOTHING is better than hello kitty !!! how could you !!!
( kidding )
lol NUTHIN is mor licensed tehn teh hello kitteh.
Haha. U gots a win dere.
(Forgive the lack of dialect here… too much to say to kittehfy it)
Hello Kitty is Buddha. If you go to Japan, you will see this. Buddha has infinite forms to fit any situation. Hello Kitty has infinite forms to fit any situation. Buddha is omnipresent, all around us. Hello Kitty is omnipresent, all around us. Buddha is always watching. Hello Kitty is always watching. Seriously, Hello Kitty is Buddha.
admins pls pls just remove pix of kitties dressed up in clothes as they come in. not lolcat at all, just crap. And insulting to katz. They can find sites all over Japan that find this costume kitty business amusink. You’ll get clogged up with not funny and noone much will bovver. sowwy to be haaaarsh.
what’s brilliant about this is: she’s included a link to her reprehensible blog…
no, really. let’s all go over and see how funny is done, then meet back here
oh my goth … i think i need to go take a shower after reading that. i did find a new trollquote from it, though: “Sweet Jesus with anger-management issues.” PLEH! now i know how funny is NOT done.
btw, it took 2 of them to write that blog.
I should have never posted the other day about being nice about people’s creative efforts. To say anything now would prove me to be a hypocrite.
I’ll try to skate by with a word of advice to people in general. If you wish to dictate to others about what they should find to be funny, make sure you have a sense of humor.
… or at least have the common sense not to direct people to your failed efforts? for a moment I thought I was missing something because it was so completely unreadable, nice to know it wasn’t just me. sowwy to be haaaarsh… BETCH
Hay Guyz!
Teh Hester lady…she gotz us to look at her site. Even bad publicities iz better than no publicities at all. She be controbursial.
But gotta admitz. That be wun weird blug. Won’t be goin back to see gain.
Chzurger 1 Hester 0
BLOG….YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!!!
i woz awn th poynt ov downloading, capshuning and re-posting awl thoez pics from that blog. . . but iz not wurth.
Iz likely a desperately bored Austrlian. Ov awl th peepl that yu might imajin yurself to be wen wryting a creativ blog brimming with imagination *sarcasm* Princess Mary sure az f*$& aint wun. An if yu woz going to yu wudnt do it as suxxorz as dat. An eebun den yewd reeyalize that partikliar consept haz no myladj an kill it after 3 wrytz.
Sumwun haz been doing a fayk Jon Howhard blog foar aydjez an itz a bit funnee becoz heez detesstabl. But if yer gonna do Princess Mary yu may az well go awl owt an do Helen Hunt.
Hester wins another A – for appalling?
Thanks for the warning, peeps!
One of the things I love most about this site (besides the high level of intelligent humor) is the overall tolerance. And if you gize find this entity’s site intolerable…
Can you say “serious personal issues?” n what a potty mouth! much PLEH!
Stend – where is the link to reprehensible blog? – I don’t fsee it, and I’d love to go see the awfulness of it.
just click on the all caps “HESTER” in her comment. (i like to right click and choose open in another tab/window so i don’t lose my place here)
Thanks, Whiskers. I’m not too clever with computers. And I’m glad you understood me – I can’t seem to speak LOLcat (though I understand it very well). I went – I’m back – major PLEH! As ScarlettKitty says below “EWWWWW caca,” Indeed – “nuf sed.”
EWWWW caca
nuf sed
Hmmm, link accidentally included … in response to civil post re clothed-kitty posts – and much, much nasssssssteh flaming ensues rather than response to content. methinx flamers doth protest too much & mebbe message of my post hit raw nerf. Castigate on topic by all means but not flaming tx.
It’s not the picutre so much as the caption.
nk? BAI!
For future reference, it’s not really a good idea to try to dictate to other people on this site. We can be pretty tolerant, and we love advice, when it’s deserving. But flat out dictating? Not so good of an idea…
You’ll start triggering the Stend-Troll, and it’s not so pretty… Minus the pink hair of course.
It’s a fine line between LOLspeak and baby talk, and the two dialects are not interchangeable. One is how kittehs (or other critters) would speak to you, the other is the way that you speak to them in a manner that you think endears you to them, but in reality only makes them look at you like “WTF is WRONG with u?” and then as an act of retribution they pee on your furniture and strategically poop where you are most likely to step on it with your bare feet in the middle of the night, and leave dead animals in your shoes.
You think that your cat is sharpening their claws when they slash your furniture? They’re not. They’re going crazy listening to your babble.
“Ooo, sowwy Mr. Snookums, does yoo widdle tummies need some din-din?” Trust me, someone talked like that around me, I’d be f*cking tearing the sh*t out of the furniture, too.
Pleh…..WHATEVER it is is you are doing there……you’re doing it wrong!
Kitteh nawt needz dress!
Herz kloathz awllwayz in seeson
an nebber wayrz owt
Ruffilz an furr doan
mix. Wun iz sleek an sillkee
an uddur, isn’t!
Mebbee Liddil Wun
willz 4getz Tee Partee. Gestz
habben’t arryved yet
Jack.
cartman tee partee! LOL! it’s polly prissy pants!
an snorglin JT
if i dresseded kittah liek dis i wud be afrayd to go to sleep at nite. wud puts chayre in frunt of door. eeder dat or wud check shooz for “presunts” teh next moarning. just sayin’.
remeber: i iz nockturnalz. I can waits 4 u to go sleepytime. den i can has mai revenge.
kitteh ahez lukes so hard
kitteh iz NOT amuuuuzed
liddel orfun anne of green gables kitteh iz sad b’cuz the fawster fambly herz wuz sint 2 rly wanted a boikitteh 2 help arownd teh farm.
dun wurree, kitteh, u r spunkee, an will win der harts.
Anne Green Gables cat FINALLY get teh dress with teh puffed sleeves…
And plz plz plz punch Nellie Olson in da face.
Nellie Olson was Leetle Howse on teh Prairees…AAOG frenemy wuz Josie Pye…AAOG did break a slate over a bois hed tho! For calling her teh Carrotz!
didnt she marry himz later ? teh boi she broked teh slate on? ai don’ ‘member.
“Ur spunkee… I hate spunkee.” (Lou Grant, frum teh 1st Mary Tyler Moore Show.)
Juss wun ov dah hart wrenchin seens frawm Gawn Wiv da Wind az reinterpretd by Dredrick Tatum.
“Misstr, ai iz gonna defnitly mayk orfinz ov yer chillun”
“Frankly my dear kitteh, ai doan giv a damn”
or
“Ai haz awlwaze fownd mai self dependint awn the kahndniss ob straynjurz”
“An look ware itz gotcha – a hussy street kitteh wiv a shawkin Suthern accent in a peeryud cawstyoom mayd frawm tea towelz an blowin straynjurz foar picklz. Get hur owta mai sight. No happy endins ware yoor goin.”
an eksurpt Frawm A Streetcar Naymd Dizazter.
Awl diss an moar brawt to yu bai The Hyoomileeyated Kittehz Dat F^..^ing Hayt Wot Yoo Do To Dem Theatrette Playerz. Tyoon in awlso foar thare produkshin ov Rocky Balboa Jr XVII: Rocky vs Predator vs Rambo vs Commando versus Alien vs Terminator vs Chuck Norris vs Al Qaeda, and the hawt stayj akshun ov Serpico.
“The Hyoomileeyated kittehz Dat F^..^ing Hayt Wot Yoo do to dem Theatrette Playerz”
*snickr*
ai laffd berry berry hard. howaboutz duz ai joyn?
I laff bery hard two, I iz inna libary n dey allll lukin at I, nnoooesss, nao i hafta hide under teh tablez
I be LOLcats top modoll.
Dere iz planz fur ur damize n da workz. Soon. Varie soon.
I sad kitteh. I got turnd down at America’s Idol Compeshun. Try harder nxt tyme.
i, i who haz nuthing…
I is not Thai police– takes dis pink Hello Kitteh OFF!
Or whut, u arrests us?
See, u IS Thai Poliz!
Haha. I sawz dat newz stori awile bak. Awsum refrence.
Hear iz link 2 funnie stori.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20148953/
Dress-up Kitteh hatez
pikture-takin hooman wit
evury ounz uv will.
I noes it a purdy dress but, I’s a BOY!!
not that there’s anything wrong with that
troo – ai has a drag kween kitteh, an ai tellz himz, bebeh, don worree bout what udder peepul sez, u jus tell dem, “ai meeow it owt lowd, iz gai an iz prowd!” (himz speshully laiks teh shinee joolry.)
mommee i still dont noes wai i cant 2 warez mah much moor figur-flattring favorit fushia colord drez! meenee mommee!
I like the caption, and the kitteh is pretty, but I agree that this is sick and wrong.
Best caption:
This degrades us both
hoaw iz it sick an wrowng?
u nefer dres up kitteh or goggie win u waz a kid??
oanlee wen clientz kum an wanna chek owt th goodz.
um
Naw, but I did dress up ma little brudder.
and him lukd soooo kyoot in dat dress, wif da bow in himz hare and everyfing. I can has blackmail?
the trolls are really out tonight…
Trollin, trollin, trollin on da ribbur…
i especially love how we’ve never heard from these people before. ***hey people*** get a clue, if you are a regular contributor, we take your concerns more seriously than if you only post once to flame us and then dissappear.
iz bettr to burn owt than to fayd away.
PLZ NAWT DO ETC.ktxbai
I wuz trollin in the web wun day,
Without a plesunt thing to say,
When I saw a clever site
And out of simple spite
I tried to flame their happiness away…
Hey … i lyks it!
ketteh saz “i wood writ dat down, ifn I culd hold penz”
sick and wrong…..degrading us both
pullllleeeeeeeeze !!!!!
git a cheeeeeeeezburger an git a life !!!!!!
kitteh is very healthy looking an obviously well cared for
humor an sharin phunnies makes da wurld a bedder place
save your negativisim for reel suffering….it’s not hard to find !!
Pleh on U !!!!
DOUBLE PLEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’s b haffing a gud dai 2dai. I’s got nuffing 2 do at wurk, so I’s ben watsching Transformers eppysodes on youtube, had teh pizzuh 4 lunch, and naow I’s enjoiing mai ICHC tiem… pleez nawt 2 b ruining it wif ur negitivaty. :\
dat be sounding liek de hevenz! I am up to mah eyebrows in de alligators…calls, they keep coming, left, right, centre! I luk at teh ICHC coz it improve my morale and makes me giggle…NEED Giggles! Not negativity…I agree!
Oh yesh. It wuz a gud dai. Even wif all teh negativity.
And u wurks wif allygaters? Or is dat be a metifore?
is only sick and wrong if kitty is being hurt. Kitty is unimpressed but not hurt.
Dat’s teh way ai feelz abowt mai owtfit 2day, since mah favrit pantz r in lawndree and ai’m wearin fugly pantz: eberwun hoo sees me is unimpressed but not hurt.
Dat iz wai 2 phunee !!!!
lolfrenze no how 2 lol at demselves
Beeg hugs 4 U !!
Awww, fanks! 2 u, 2!
wen i herd, they tole me…
“nevr fal aslepe,
dat iz wen tey come 4 u”
…but da nite iz longue…
….and payback’s a bitch!
don’t be mad kitteh, jus go pee on her fendi….
Kittehz don git mad; kittehz git evin…
Blanche kitty say “I hav alwys depded on da kindnss of stragners”
mah name is blance dubois. that means… white woods
I iz awdishunin fer Swon Laek
Miss Havisham Kitteh never married, but she never took teh dress off neither.
Or
Courtney Love Kitteh before having “teh most cake” got out of hand
Why is I a wallflower? Is it mah breff?
Um… kitteh, sry 2 say dis, but… yes. U has kibbl breff. Plz to has an Altoid.
L’il Bo Peep iz lost her sheep…
Duz dis makes me looks fat?
My disdain, let me show it to you.
This is one of the bestest captions evah!
And I will be using it regularly.
I hate u hard, I love u hard.
IT IS FULL OF TEH EXELLENSE!!!
I agree! I tu luv teh term I hate u or it hard.
Don’t dress your cat in an apron
Just `cause he’s learning to bake.
Don’t put your horse in a nightgown
Just `cause he can’t stay awake.
Don’t dress your snake in a muu-muu
Just `cause he’s off on a cruise.
Don’t dress your whale in galoshes
If she really prefers overshoes.
A person should wear what he wants to
And not just what other folks say.
A person should do what he likes to
A person’s a person that way.
(Poem by Dan Greenburg)
WIN!!!
Debris, and more debris…(in finest southern accent)
Vengeance is mine sayeth the Kitteh. Justis will be swift and in ur shu.
DO NOT WANT!
Dis capshun remindz me o’ dis:
http://www.qwantz.com/archive/000419.html
Justis will be swift and in ur shu.
This and the caption have made me LOL a lot just now!
My dog keeps looking at me with a very worried expression.
Thanks for the HUGE belly laughs, peeps!
ur gonna PAI fur thiz
I WISH I CULD HAET U @ DETH
not funny
Kyoot, eventhough dressing up is bad.
sa no 2 kiteh abooz
needz more monorail cat