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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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But u luks so purrrrrrdy, kitteh!
You iz a kittehphile!
all dolled up, no where to go
You loves. Stop lyin. Ur naim now iz “Miss Lilly”.
I won’t mak u sit wif Toto anymoar Dorofy, iffen u doan wan tu!
“pretty girl hold the pose”
U MUS GIT ME A PHAT CHEEZBURGER AFTA DIS MA’
Me find me moving buddy!
Him lookz puuuurrrrrdy!!
Why hims haet u?
kp
As Gawd is mah whitness, Ah’ll nevah go hungry agin!!!
OMG - she’s TOTALLY wearing a curtain !!! TOTAL WIN !!!
Seed it inna window and cud not resist.
“I can’t think about that right now. If I do, I’ll go crazy. I’ll think about that tomorrow.”
OMG TWILITE REFERENSE!
WIN. You has all mai cheezburgers.
I got nothing but WIN! WIN!
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a d4mn
OMGBBQ! U haz taykin my lynes. Wat I sai naow? I haz nuthin, nuthin left at awl. An I shooted a Yankee fer steelin my mama’s earbobs. Naow I dasn’t daer to ware dem fer fear uv seein’ dah blud agin. Oh, my. Awl I evah wunted wuz to be grate Suthren ladee lyke my deer mama. But awl I gitz iz de stoopie kurtinz.
Teh phunniest bit Carol Burnett evah did … teh Gone Wit Deh Wind par-o-dee! Wen she wawkd in wit teh curtin rod akros her sholders, i jus DYD! A classik!
I member dat…….was a greyt weekly show
Yah! Dat ruled!!
“stoopie kurtinz”…. *snicker*
OK: just because somebody had to
( sucks in breath )
Lawzy, we got to have a doctor. I don’t know nothin’ ’bout birthin’ babies !!!
OMG Tak dis off.
See, I tole u I iz pretee in pink!
I iz feel so purrty…
O soo purrty
I iz feel so purrty an witty an gay
an I iz pity any kittehs dat not be me today…
I iz feel so charmin
o soo charmin
Itz be alarmin how charmins I be feelings
an oh so purrty I canz hardly be believen I iz real…
Seez da purrty kitteh in da mirroar der
Who canz dat attraktive kitteh be?
Such a purrty face
Such a purrty dwess
Such a purrty smilez
Such a purrty me….
win
LOF dat!
But is better than teh hello kitteh costume, no?
GASP !!! NOTHING is better than hello kitty !!! how could you !!!
( kidding )
lol NUTHIN is mor licensed tehn teh hello kitteh.
Haha. U gots a win dere.
(Forgive the lack of dialect here… too much to say to kittehfy it)
Hello Kitty is Buddha. If you go to Japan, you will see this. Buddha has infinite forms to fit any situation. Hello Kitty has infinite forms to fit any situation. Buddha is omnipresent, all around us. Hello Kitty is omnipresent, all around us. Buddha is always watching. Hello Kitty is always watching. Seriously, Hello Kitty is Buddha.
admins pls pls just remove pix of kitties dressed up in clothes as they come in. not lolcat at all, just crap. And insulting to katz. They can find sites all over Japan that find this costume kitty business amusink. You’ll get clogged up with not funny and noone much will bovver. sowwy to be haaaarsh.
what’s brilliant about this is: she’s included a link to her reprehensible blog…
no, really. let’s all go over and see how funny is done, then meet back here
oh my goth … i think i need to go take a shower after reading that. i did find a new trollquote from it, though: “Sweet Jesus with anger-management issues.” PLEH! now i know how funny is NOT done.
btw, it took 2 of them to write that blog.
I should have never posted the other day about being nice about people’s creative efforts. To say anything now would prove me to be a hypocrite.
I’ll try to skate by with a word of advice to people in general. If you wish to dictate to others about what they should find to be funny, make sure you have a sense of humor.
… or at least have the common sense not to direct people to your failed efforts? for a moment I thought I was missing something because it was so completely unreadable, nice to know it wasn’t just me. sowwy to be haaaarsh… BETCH
Hay Guyz!
Teh Hester lady…she gotz us to look at her site. Even bad publicities iz better than no publicities at all. She be controbursial.
But gotta admitz. That be wun weird blug. Won’t be goin back to see gain.
Chzurger 1 Hester 0
BLOG….YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!!!
i woz awn th poynt ov downloading, capshuning and re-posting awl thoez pics from that blog. . . but iz not wurth.
Iz likely a desperately bored Austrlian. Ov awl th peepl that yu might imajin yurself to be wen wryting a creativ blog brimming with imagination *sarcasm* Princess Mary sure az f*$& aint wun. An if yu woz going to yu wudnt do it as suxxorz as dat. An eebun den yewd reeyalize that partikliar consept haz no myladj an kill it after 3 wrytz.
Sumwun haz been doing a fayk Jon Howhard blog foar aydjez an itz a bit funnee becoz heez detesstabl. But if yer gonna do Princess Mary yu may az well go awl owt an do Helen Hunt.
Hester wins another A - for appalling?
Thanks for the warning, peeps!
One of the things I love most about this site (besides the high level of intelligent humor) is the overall tolerance. And if you gize find this entity’s site intolerable…
Can you say “serious personal issues?” n what a potty mouth! much PLEH!
Stend - where is the link to reprehensible blog? - I don’t fsee it, and I’d love to go see the awfulness of it.
just click on the all caps “HESTER” in her comment. (i like to right click and choose open in another tab/window so i don’t lose my place here)
Thanks, Whiskers. I’m not too clever with computers. And I’m glad you understood me - I can’t seem to speak LOLcat (though I understand it very well). I went - I’m back - major PLEH! As ScarlettKitty says below “EWWWWW caca,” Indeed - “nuf sed.”
EWWWW caca
nuf sed
Hmmm, link accidentally included … in response to civil post re clothed-kitty posts - and much, much nasssssssteh flaming ensues rather than response to content. methinx flamers doth protest too much & mebbe message of my post hit raw nerf. Castigate on topic by all means but not flaming tx.
It’s not the picutre so much as the caption.
nk? BAI!
For future reference, it’s not really a good idea to try to dictate to other people on this site. We can be pretty tolerant, and we love advice, when it’s deserving. But flat out dictating? Not so good of an idea…
You’ll start triggering the Stend-Troll, and it’s not so pretty… Minus the pink hair of course.
It’s a fine line between LOLspeak and baby talk, and the two dialects are not interchangeable. One is how kittehs (or other critters) would speak to you, the other is the way that you speak to them in a manner that you think endears you to them, but in reality only makes them look at you like “WTF is WRONG with u?” and then as an act of retribution they pee on your furniture and strategically poop where you are most likely to step on it with your bare feet in the middle of the night, and leave dead animals in your shoes.
You think that your cat is sharpening their claws when they slash your furniture? They’re not. They’re going crazy listening to your babble.
“Ooo, sowwy Mr. Snookums, does yoo widdle tummies need some din-din?” Trust me, someone talked like that around me, I’d be f*cking tearing the sh*t out of the furniture, too.
Pleh…..WHATEVER it is is you are doing there……you’re doing it wrong!
Kitteh nawt needz dress!
Herz kloathz awllwayz in seeson
an nebber wayrz owt
Ruffilz an furr doan
mix. Wun iz sleek an sillkee
an uddur, isn’t!
Mebbee Liddil Wun
willz 4getz Tee Partee. Gestz
habben’t arryved yet
Jack.
cartman tee partee! LOL! it’s polly prissy pants!
an snorglin JT
if i dresseded kittah liek dis i wud be afrayd to go to sleep at nite. wud puts chayre in frunt of door. eeder dat or wud check shooz for “presunts” teh next moarning. just sayin’.
remeber: i iz nockturnalz. I can waits 4 u to go sleepytime. den i can has mai revenge.
kitteh ahez lukes so hard
kitteh iz NOT amuuuuzed
liddel orfun anne of green gables kitteh iz sad b’cuz the fawster fambly herz wuz sint 2 rly wanted a boikitteh 2 help arownd teh farm.
dun wurree, kitteh, u r spunkee, an will win der harts.
Anne Green Gables cat FINALLY get teh dress with teh puffed sleeves…
And plz plz plz punch Nellie Olson in da face.
Nellie Olson was Leetle Howse on teh Prairees…AAOG frenemy wuz Josie Pye…AAOG did break a slate over a bois hed tho! For calling her teh Carrotz!
didnt she marry himz later ? teh boi she broked teh slate on? ai don’ ‘member.