Comments on: VELCRO KITTY SAYS

By: poopoos

poopoos — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:30:30 +0000

YOURS IZ MINES NOWZ

By: Jack

Jack — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 17:06:36 +0000

niec ceeling w/ teh crumz

By: demonlak

demonlak — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 14:46:24 +0000

i didnt pay mah gravity bill
so i walks on ceiling
scares the harbles off teh hoomans
speekin of which… hooman has cheezburger…
*sneekz up n scares hooman who drops cheezburger on floor*
o noes! cant reech cheezburger!!!

By: Maggie

Maggie — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 19:45:01 +0000

Noo
kitteh on seelin to be cwoser to seewing kitteh!

By: Mr. Katzorz

Mr. Katzorz — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:14:22 +0000

Not wif ze miracel of VELCRO!!!

By: caitlyn

caitlyn — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 03:06:17 +0000

that is my cat
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol

By: Allison

Allison — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 08:34:28 +0000

Yay! I win!

By: colin

colin — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 20:52:45 +0000

i luv jok but i kan tell it karpet……..

By: VIRZAN TILLWEED

VIRZAN TILLWEED — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:49:00 +0000

Remove kitteh with steam. DO NOT PEEL!!

By: whiskers

whiskers — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 01:18:35 +0000

neu frm tyco toys, teh stealth kitteh3000 soundlessli wayts untill u ar neer to pounce down on yer hed. cheezburger activated, self cleening, and compact, for all ur entrtainment needs, teh stealth kitteh3000, teh onli toy thats purr-fect!

By: whiskers

whiskers — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 01:12:45 +0000

yeaarrrrgh!!! i loves yer sound effffects. is teh funnehist!!!

By: theRemix

theRemix — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 23:37:37 +0000

velcro cat defies is defying your gravitees

By: D.R.

D.R. — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 23:14:32 +0000

Hovercat

Maks noe sownd

Wen u goe in othur roome

Pow! I takes cheezburger.

By: rose

rose — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 22:17:46 +0000

wher duz lidder box go? be shure 2 wher umbreller hat in houz wid velcro kitteh.

By: cSmall

cSmall — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 22:00:18 +0000

Funneee! teehee – FTW!

By: Tobi

Tobi — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 17:30:32 +0000

I don’t think any other lolcat ever made me lol so hard!
It’s a masterpiece, Allison!

By: Paula

Paula — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 17:20:24 +0000

Him needz a sugar on hiz head.

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 16:59:38 +0000

criminal kitteh can evun brek teh lawz of gravatee

By: swampy

swampy — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 16:25:46 +0000

HALP! Teh gravitee is fuxxored!!!!!1!!one!!!!!

By: sillyannz

sillyannz — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 16:04:55 +0000

geenyus! ROFL!!!

By: sillyannz

sillyannz — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 16:03:29 +0000

dats wut we cawls em too! i has three fostur kittehs at hoem an dey r jus enterin teh velcro-kitteh fayz. …um, nawt awlways so grate, ackshulee. liek wen dey climbin teh baer legs. owie!!

By: Duffy

Duffy — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 15:20:17 +0000

If teh kitteh tryes to jump off teh ceeling, wud his tail stik an leeve him hangin?
Duz yu hav to put his supperdish in teh lite fixchur?
Inneresting lojistikul ishues here…

By: Duffy

Duffy — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 15:17:39 +0000

Oh, TisnAc, yu slaiz me!!!! Is teh megaWIN for sound f-x!!!!

(Now we gots to wadtch out for falling popcorn hulls wile we watchis teh movees??)

By: gayla34

gayla34 — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 14:50:18 +0000

Yer gettin me hooked on silly utube videos! kut dat out ) not relly…

By: Claire

Claire — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 11:14:38 +0000

cat. In three stanzas. Bravo!!!!

By: Claire

Claire — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 11:13:37 +0000

Yes, but looks good uderwiyz.

By: Claire

Claire — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 11:12:59 +0000

Iz modular?

By: yvi-kitteh

yvi-kitteh — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 10:12:58 +0000

and now for something completely different…
WHAT is up with the new design? MAJOR PLEH! Esp. the google banner inside the top banner. O.o and moving the right hand column to the left? DO NOT WANT!

By: typingisnotactivism

typingisnotactivism — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 07:59:24 +0000

ware dinnr playt rests prekayreeyusslee.
oops. ai iz tinking ov da puppeh stilez/

By: stend

stend — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 07:56:40 +0000

and that’s just in the first hour

By: furbaby

furbaby — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 07:41:00 +0000

o nose! ichc borken

By: typingisnotactivism

typingisnotactivism — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 07:38:37 +0000

yu haz yer Mardi Gras owtfit awl sorted Stend – iScrot g wiv popcormbutt pull-thru, floofy purpel trol hair, chapz mayd frawm non-ironik couch materialz and awl accessorized wiv an ergonomic fullee funkshinal kittehbutt bakpak from The Creature Shawp. . . .maybe.

By: mark day

mark day — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 05:56:17 +0000

“Aint’z no wrong, aint’z no rite!”

(Jane’s Kitteh Addiction)

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 05:32:58 +0000

Kitteh awn seeleeng
has diffurent poynt ub veew
Seez mennee bawld spawtz

Seez udder weerd stuff
awn joornee to fynd wayr
Krunchee fude iz kept

Oh Noes!…. Vellkro nawt
in kitchun. Turnz arowndz an
leep awn Hewmin’s lap

Jack.

By: stend

stend — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 05:05:16 +0000

( this popcorn ceiling feels great on my tushie… aaaah )

By: BonzoGal

BonzoGal — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 04:05:50 +0000

Um. dood, ai noes us doo dis a lawt, butt… ur STILL DOIN IT WRONG!

By: BonzoGal

BonzoGal — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 04:04:45 +0000

Dat is sooper-bad-a**-mofo-mega-jiant-xtreem-WIN!!!

By: SquirrelGrrrl

SquirrelGrrrl — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 03:56:11 +0000

Iz waitn fur u to muuv soz I canz pwnz u whn u turn ur bak.

tee hee.

By: TheWomanMonster

TheWomanMonster — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 03:45:23 +0000

Hai yew…
I can see yer harballs.

By: Sabriand

Sabriand — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 03:39:56 +0000

maybe why kitteh up there he can Vac up the tater chip crumbs….

By: Hyla's Brook

Hyla's Brook — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 02:56:24 +0000

me liek dis velcro kitteh. When ma Celeste iz velcro kitteh at vet’s offiz (Kursed be the naem of dat horrid plaec kittehs be taken to) mom hav many, many scratches on back! Celeste no liek vet visit. Mom no liek back lookin’ liek she fel in da briar patch!!!!!

By: LBeeeze

LBeeeze — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 02:56:03 +0000

O – O – O – O wut a feeeeee – wing

dancin onz da ceeeeling

By: daisycat

daisycat — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 02:30:36 +0000

OK mista- yu preverted and stuff-
me just sweet inbacint lil kittah sittin on ceelin
okthakbai

By: daisycat

daisycat — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 02:27:03 +0000

i lubs dem 2- butt dats face itz- when is a kitteh knot cute?
does knot happen- allwayz cute- yes???

By: daisycat

daisycat — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 02:24:17 +0000

lubsya2butisfunny-velcrobutt!!!!!

By: daisycat

daisycat — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 02:23:02 +0000

dis kiity very funny-
dis kiity winz-
velcro butt!!!!!!

By: markdaycomedy

markdaycomedy — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 02:11:57 +0000

—- rude wurds below line, jus’ sayin’ ————————————————

O hai! Ceeling cat haf bin wachin u mazturbates

We kompare notes at Roofkats Anon meetin.

‘parently u crack Ceeling Cat up.

I haf cums (sic) to cee for mahselfs.

Plz to be doin “the face”?

I hears all ’bout it.

Kthx

By: markdaycomedy

markdaycomedy — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 02:07:33 +0000

Gravity preventz this pozzibulity

By: Kitty de Medici

Kitty de Medici — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 01:47:31 +0000

Kitty look to be stuck on ceiling. Not floar. Hence capshun.

By: Kitty de Medici

Kitty de Medici — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 01:44:50 +0000

Crine wif lafter at popcorm and skfwt. ♥