VELCRO KITTY SAYS
….NICE CEILING
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capped and submitted by: Allison
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I can has cheezburger?
Gravity preventz this pozzibulity
Not wif ze miracel of VELCRO!!!
i didnt pay mah gravity bill
so i walks on ceiling
scares the harbles off teh hoomans
speekin of which… hooman has cheezburger…
*sneekz up n scares hooman who drops cheezburger on floor*
o noes! cant reech cheezburger!!!
I’m gonna stick like glue…..
yeah, yeah,
because i’m uh…..
STUCK ON AH-YOU !!
ELVIS REF……RIP !
EEELLLVVIIISSS! he da man! I has Elvis piture on mah mantel!
I was RAISED on Elvis movie soundtacks!
Cheeeezy I noes.
But hay! It r nawt EZ bein Cheezy!
I daont gitz it.
Somebuddee to be splainin plz?
KTHNXLUBYABAI!
I didn’t git it eidder. Dat’s why I did “odd” captshun. kant go wron wid cheesburger!
Kitty look to be stuck on ceiling. Not floar. Hence capshun.
Kitteh iz velcrow.
Iz stuck to seeling.
seeling iz covred wif caahhpit?
I’z moar confoosed.
maybe why kitteh up there he can Vac up the tater chip crumbs….
Noo
kitteh on seelin to be cwoser to seewing kitteh!
David Letterman did a bit on his show where someone dressed in a Velcro Suit and threw himself a velcro wall, and stuck. I don’t remember the details. I’ll be right back, must consult my sources….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kDG018l4lA
is the velcro bit from Late Night
Yer gettin me hooked on silly utube videos! kut dat out
) not relly…
I have posted a link to youtube of the Letterman episode, and due to the magic of monitored comments, there will be a slight delay. Watch this space for updates.
I ‘member Teh Letterman shows wif teh velcro.
‘Member when he wored a soot of alkie seltzurs?
SOOO phunnie.
I has teh old. I ‘member droppin stuff offa buildin,
an roolin over stuff wif a Steemroller.
Kitteh is on teh ceiling, but not fuxing with your perceptions
lubsya2butisfunny-velcrobutt!!!!!
Teh teeny ginger is fuxing wit mah persckeptions. Kitteh lookin down on teh puny hoomans!
as mai daddeh alws said, “all fuxed…”
teeny ginger… hee hee hee!!
I lov how kitis look at this age… like… they haven’t grown into their ears yet. is lol-cute!!
hee hee–we calls dem batcatz
i lubs dem 2- butt dats face itz- when is a kitteh knot cute?
does knot happen- allwayz cute- yes???
Ceiling Cat on his day off.
…the floor.
?!
Kitteh luks like he iz reely on rug. Prolly finkin he cud stik to seeling if he cud get dere.
Wen r kittehs wuz teeninesy, dey wud stik to r cloes wif dere teeninesy clawses. U mos cudn get dem off. We callded dem belcro kittehs.
dats wut we cawls em too! i has three fostur kittehs at hoem an dey r jus enterin teh velcro-kitteh fayz. …um, nawt awlways so grate, ackshulee. liek wen dey climbin teh baer legs. owie!!
Velcro Ceiling cat sez “Donut mynd me. . . Ai iz jusst crossing ceeling to get sum popcorm.” *skfwt* *skfwt* *skfwt* *skfwt* *skfwt* *skfwt* *skfwt*
*skfwt* *skfwt* *kitchen door* *skfwt* *skfwt* *skfwt* *skfwt* *skfwt* *skfwt* *kitchen door II* *skfwt* *skfwt* *skfwt*
“Yo, Ceeling Cat! We iz trying to wotch a moofy!”
“Oh. . . Yu want sum popcorm too then? Wun seknd.” *turn* *skfwt* *skfwt* *skfwt* *kitch-
“BLAAARGH!!”
Crine wif lafter at popcorm and skfwt. ♥
Dat is sooper-bad-a**-mofo-mega-jiant-xtreem-WIN!!!
( this popcorn ceiling feels great on my tushie… aaaah )
yu haz yer Mardi Gras owtfit awl sorted Stend – iScrot g wiv popcormbutt pull-thru, floofy purpel trol hair, chapz mayd frawm non-ironik couch materialz and awl accessorized wiv an ergonomic fullee funkshinal kittehbutt bakpak from The Creature Shawp. . . .maybe.
and that’s just in the first hour
Oh, TisnAc, yu slaiz me!!!! Is teh megaWIN for sound f-x!!!!
(Now we gots to wadtch out for falling popcorn hulls wile we watchis teh movees??)
geenyus! ROFL!!!
Funneee! teehee – FTW!
yeaarrrrgh!!! i loves yer sound effffects. is teh funnehist!!!
GENIUS. If plural, genii. Me loves. ♥
Moar from this lolcat author plz. ♥
—- rude wurds below line, jus’ sayin’ ————————————————
O hai! Ceeling cat haf bin wachin u mazturbates
We kompare notes at Roofkats Anon meetin.
‘parently u crack Ceeling Cat up.
I haf cums (sic) to cee for mahselfs.
Plz to be doin “the face”?
I hears all ’bout it.
Kthx
OK mista- yu preverted and stuff-
me just sweet inbacint lil kittah sittin on ceelin
okthakbai
Um. dood, ai noes us doo dis a lawt, butt… ur STILL DOIN IT WRONG!
“Aint’z no wrong, aint’z no rite!”
(Jane’s Kitteh Addiction)
dis kiity very funny-
dis kiity winz-
velcro butt!!!!!!
O – O – O – O wut a feeeeee – wing
dancin onz da ceeeeling
me liek dis velcro kitteh. When ma Celeste iz velcro kitteh at vet’s offiz (Kursed be the naem of dat horrid plaec kittehs be taken to) mom hav many, many scratches on back! Celeste no liek vet visit. Mom no liek back lookin’ liek she fel in da briar patch!!!!!
Hai yew…
I can see yer harballs.
Iz waitn fur u to muuv soz I canz pwnz u whn u turn ur bak.
tee hee.
Kitteh awn seeleeng
has diffurent poynt ub veew
Seez mennee bawld spawtz
Seez udder weerd stuff
awn joornee to fynd wayr
Krunchee fude iz kept
Oh Noes!…. Vellkro nawt
in kitchun. Turnz arowndz an
leep awn Hewmin’s lap
Jack.
ware dinnr playt rests prekayreeyusslee.
oops. ai iz tinking ov da puppeh stilez/
cat. In three stanzas. Bravo!!!!
o nose! ichc borken
and now for something completely different…
WHAT is up with the new design? MAJOR PLEH! Esp. the google banner inside the top banner. O.o and moving the right hand column to the left? DO NOT WANT!
Yes, but looks good uderwiyz.
Iz modular?
If teh kitteh tryes to jump off teh ceeling, wud his tail stik an leeve him hangin?
Duz yu hav to put his supperdish in teh lite fixchur?
Inneresting lojistikul ishues here…
wher duz lidder box go? be shure 2 wher umbreller hat in houz wid velcro kitteh.
HALP! Teh gravitee is fuxxored!!!!!1!!one!!!!!
criminal kitteh can evun brek teh lawz of gravatee
Him needz a sugar on hiz head.
I don’t think any other lolcat ever made me lol so hard!
It’s a masterpiece, Allison!
Yay! I win!
Hovercat
Maks noe sownd
Wen u goe in othur roome
Pow! I takes cheezburger.
neu frm tyco toys, teh stealth kitteh3000 soundlessli wayts untill u ar neer to pounce down on yer hed. cheezburger activated, self cleening, and compact, for all ur entrtainment needs, teh stealth kitteh3000, teh onli toy thats purr-fect!
velcro cat defies is defying your gravitees
Remove kitteh with steam. DO NOT PEEL!!
i luv jok but i kan tell it karpet……..
that is my cat
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol
niec ceeling w/ teh crumz