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i come in peace…of crockery
Crockery … i lubs dat werd.
is as good as shrubbery.
Ah was finkin sayme fing! hehe!
I can haz shrubbery? Or I will say “Ni!” to you!!
No u will make the horse sound with coconuts. and the fart in our general direction.
NI
O whut dark tiems is deez when yung ruffians kin say ni at will to small kittehs
I am here for yer birdz….plz submit and noonz be hert.
Gurl kitteh sais: Do u lyk mai nu hat? Gotz it at Willyam Sanoema!
On sail – 50% offs!
Boy kitteh sais (not pictured): Y don u tayk teh odder 50% off sew ai canz c ur earzes???
Earzes is kitteh earogenous zones? Hoo nu? Dat splains y James be likkin Lucy’s earzes alla tiem. Teh notty!
cheezburger trooperz
de book waz better.
O hai! I come in peas…I can has cheezburger to take bak to hoam planet? Plz?
needs more protekshun!
im assumin u can bai teh products that is linked to yer name (kristian-the link) but whar is teh prices? is pritty jewels.
When the nefarious blue dish attacks, it flips its self over and attaches to the victim, thereby gaining control of said victim. If one will notice the look of fury in the eyes of the kitteh, some may think that this due to his human putting a dish on his ears, but it is, in fact, proof that he took over the wrong being and is furious that his actions will be limited to napping, playing with string and an uncontrolable desire for cheezburgrs.
Juss goze tu sho joo dat takin ober dah mindz eez onlee limeetedz to dah mindz joo eez takin ober…
…wot was ah talkin bout? I can has chzbargar nao?
I R spudnikk.
Okay I R rly a trojan, joo can has joo surrenderz nao?
Magneto gotted a gnu helmetz…iz vry nice rly.
Magneto wuntz cheezburger w/ high iron kontent. Not furr nutrishun. Fur magnetizin!
Haz Skawttsh Cheezburgr then, wit dah Barrs Irn Bru (made fraum girdirs).
I is Skawttsh, an kan only stummik teh Diet Irn Bru.
Reglar too sweetz, mak me barf.
houston, we habs a problm: no cheezburgrs.
OVER.
Ur darn right, OVER! Kitteh don’t work fur free!!!
I wurk fur NASA. Cheep, but not free.
Wud hire kitteh, but not for explorayshun. Himz cud keep me cumpny. I has boring job.
remindz me ov teh martian from teh old (OLD) Bugs Bunny cartoons. missin him ’street broom’ thinggee, tho.
Dah big bird lookin martians? Like dah “Run for dah hillz eberwan, or you’ll be up to yer armpits in martians!” – that kind?
Or Marvin Dah Martian?…oh Marvin heemz haz a broom on heemz hed. ^^
I thinkz she means dah Marvin.
i luvvvs marvin teh martian!! he is soooooo funneh!
I iz redy for elektoshok therupeeeeee…
tak hat off hed! DO NOT WANT!
sillee hewmenz puts dis dingy on mai haid. Do Not Want! will bee maeking deh cheezeburgers disapeered rlly soon nao. jus u wayt. feh!1!
*sigh* Another stupid human trick. Better humor them, though; they have the can opener. And those damned opposable thumbs!
Jus wen u thot u hurd teh last frum Devo…
Q: Are we not mens?
A: We am kitteh!
Duty nao foar teh fyoochur! We’re awl DEVO!
Ah lyked “Edwerd Sizerz Handz”, But ah nawt shur “Kitteh Chimnee Hed” is gonna kech on.
Kitteh iz havin old fashun permanent. Will soon luk lik Elsa Lanchester in Bride of Frankenkitteh.
gude ting has swallered ginner ale ur monitur wood be waring!
A Clockwork Kitteh – “Nooooo!….Not Mozart!….Don’t take my music away from me….please sir!…..”
Not the Ludwig Van!!!
They tooks me to the vet.
Sez i am “fixed”
Sudden loss of interests in the old in/out.
Pah!
Kitteh plannin dah old ultraviolinz on dah humonz?
Did you were him, woodn’t u?
Wot u got bak home, little kitteh, to eat ur cheezburgerz on?
It’s funny how the cheezburgerz of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.
dats either a GIANT kitteh or a really small pot on his head..
Iz small, I think. I seen these tiny pots at Target.
what you make in them? tiny soup?
Tiny soup wid tiny nudls & tiny chikn bits! MAybe eben tiny cheezburgerz!
tiny cheezburgers…. WANT!!!
There used to be a person here who was called the Tiny cheezburger. i miss that person.
I do too. Her kitteh died and she stopped commenting. I hope it has gotten better for her now.
I misses Tiny Cheez tu! Tiny Cheez … u out there? Ur LOLfrenz misses u!
I been lookin fur her to kum bak, too! Tiny….we truly duz missez yu, hon!
Does Cheezburger an Tofuburger has TinyCheezburger’s e-mail address? Mebbe dey cud let her no how evvybuddy miss her. I bemember teh passing of teh Catburger. So sad.
misses her… an the catburger… *nif*
Tiny collections of dust particlz, methinks.
Maybe small dusty wax frootz.
Giant kitteh requests all joo crockery…
Mah helmet iz blokkin out all transmishunz from teh alienz.
Still, ah am sure teh blakk govmnt hellakopterz is cirklin overheads.
OK, so, maybe just sum birds.
You knowz they want to pus kollar on u to controls u.
Serious. Barcodes!
Haf u read Davinci Kode?
All truu.
Wud u like to see mah skrapbuk of piksures of UFOs n Bigfoots?
Oh Poor kitteh iz skitz … skitlt … nots rites in teh hed. Purrhaps sum nys happee pillz helpz heemz nots seez teh konspeeraseez ware der notz b anee. Canz put happee pillz in cheezburger. Kitteh nots noes der in demz!
Meh.
Me kno they is puttin things in fud.
U cud tak pill, put it in dead mouwse.
Put mowse in ded fish.
Haf Chef Gordon Ramskitteh crust fish w. crushed kibble,
an place kibble-crusted-mowse-stuffed-fishy-w.-pill-in-it INSIDE cheezeburger…
And i wud jus stare at it.
Fur hours.
I kno ur game.
i wurry bout u. do u needz halp? We here fur u. honest. not be laffin at u or nuthins.
Bigfoots told me you’d sai that.
Towts maybe alienz obductid joo & tole joo awll der sekrits!
OMG…sad theeng iz…der be peeps out der whu reelee beeleeve dat stuff, too….me, I only lissen to teh voicez in mai hed…dey never steer me rong!
Teh voyces….day callz me…
yeah callz me stoopy!
HAHA!
Teh voyces in mai hed…
…do tehy bovver U?
Ah NOES that tyme they tuk me to teh vet, they injekted a traking chip between mah sholders. I HURD THEM TALKIN ABOWT IT!!!
Not onlee duz traking chip trak kitteh, it has teh kameras 2 spi on teh hyoomins! And it emit mind-kontrol beemz!
But it also playz iTunez, so it’s awl gud.
much win, Duffy…iz teh phunnee bcuz iz troo.
*beep*
dis kitteh blong tu teenie, send home, kthxbai
Yeh, mah bebehs all haz trakin chips. Wusnt xpensive an maeks me a happier momma for teh extree safety.
To boldly go where no cat has gone before!
Where is teh final front ear, tho?
i wuz drinken da tee, an den…
woosh!
Pre flite listses:
Rokit sheep: chek
Helmit*tuches hed*:chek
Map to teh moon:chek
Spayce soot:chek
Weeks supplie of teh cheezburgers: hmmm.
I eeted dem. *sigh*
Misshun aborteded.
Ebberwun noes u don’t need 2 taek cheezburgers 2 moon- just playn burgers. Teh cheez is awreddy dere! Just ask Wallace & Gromit.
Oops, I shudda red down furder- Ignatz awreddy noted dis! D’oh!
better title: “wip it gud”
Dats wat I thot of 2!
I says wipit…. wipit good!
Good 1
wht u meen dis nt fasshonble?
u men mai mama lyed 2 mai?
drats- i fell 4 her dum joke agan.
sighhh… wud sum 1 plz wemove dis frum mai hed..
thx
oof, too much catnip, and ya end up wit a bowl on yer head… dis the quivalent of lampshade for da humins.
*hangses da head in shame*
and me thinks it is a miniature milk can top replica…so did kitteh nom nom nom teh milkz??
Wallacekitteh reddy 4 moon flite. Evrywon know moon med of cheez… for cheezburgers… nom nom nom… now wher crackerz, Gromit?
Wallace & Grommit refrenz!! LOL!!
mmmm. wensleydale. nom nom nom
( CHARLES !!! NOOOOO !!! )
Get outta mah hed!!!!
Kitteh t-pot has mismatched lid.
Waitaminoot… I are kitteh. alwaeys lands on feets. Whut I need helmut foar?
Tuff Sarjent Sawnderz
Kitteh sez, “Liddiljawn, taykz
t3h poynt… Saddil up!”
Kitteh iz nawt Red
Shirt. Gonna steel ayleean
girl frum Capten Kirk
Kitteh ecksploarz noo
planet. Reddy 2 fytez t3h
eeebil Dustbunneez
Jack.
Ize not stoopid.
Ize not expendibul.
Ize not goin.
I merembers watchin “Teh Arena” an tinkn teh Gorn wuz gonna win! Oh Noes, I startid cryin an ebryting. I wuz wurried. An my biggest bruffer, he told me, is OK, himz shurt is Gold, he won’t die. He wuz rite! He smrt. It wuz brand new sho, so he coodn’t hab seen it befoar. Den, ebretyme Scotty gets in danjur, I has 2 be coverin mai eyes. Mebbe dey hurt Scotty? His shurt be red!
It wuz gud to be lttle girl in teh sixties. All sorts of wunnerful stuf. Sum icky stuff, too, but I let grownd ups wurry bout dat.
Dey nebbur hurtz Skottee, Maree.
Skottee haz much smrtz an awsum.
If himz hurt,
Hoo iz goan mayk ship go?
Jack.
But u knoe how little kidz mindz werkz, rite? Not skeered of what dey shud be skeered ov, skeered dat a TV charakter cood get hurt.
I can remember part of me knowing it was a show, and part of me getting sucked in and believing in the Trek Universe. Years later, in lit class, when we first discussed “suspension of disbelief,” Star Trek was the first image that came to my mind.
I feel sorry for people who can’t get drawn in to movies and books like that. Aren’t they missing all those extra places to visit?
Bai “Spayz”, I meen “Helmit wut haz moar spayz an duz nawt smoosh mah eerzez”.
Dis ar Majer Tom to Grownd kontrol
i’z stepin thru teh doar
and i fink mai harbls know wich wai 2 go
ashiz to ashiz
funk to funky
Major Tomcat iz a catnip junkie
teh potz keep teh voyses awai. keepz dem frum reedin yer thotz 2. i noes.
i can has crazee?
“I’Z IN UR SOWLER SISTIM, PROABIN URANUS”
ROFLMAO!!!! Lubs butt joex! Sumtyms wish Ai waz prokt… prcta…Butt Doctor!
Dr. ManfredMom, MD, you has matriculation nd spechultee in Proctologees. concatulashuns on appointments to Medicane Bored uv teh grate cheeze state uf “fill in da blanks – put ur state here” on dis dat in historee.
Go forth den to practise ur proctologees bai all teh pawers vetted on me.
signed “Dr. Hai Benan Couff, Chef Hed uf All teh Doctors uf teh Uneverse”
(jus print, cut-up, put ina famre frum $dolla store, hang en kubacle, you dun!!)
I can has Spock’s brane?
I r smrtst kitteh inna world. Dis keeps huj brane from esplodin. Yuz jus jelus
Kitteh are prezudent of the Mojo Jojo fanclub.
Fanclub prezudent are the kitteh.
Preziding ovah teh fanclub he is.
He haz greates plan evur for taking ovur teh wurld.
Taking over teh wurld is teh grates plan evur for this
kitteh, president of teh Moooojo Jojo fanclub, he, by hisself,
who will soon be seen to be taking ovur teh wurld.
O’ Noes!! They be readin mai mind!
No tinfoilz? I will use dis insteds.
Teh lunitiks r n my hed.
Pink Floyd refrenz much winz n awsumness!
u needs a fresh flee collard for ur tiks
a big hooooorah! to catman for being a decent hoomin wif a sence of humer.
really, i’m serious about that. so many people get huffy and etc. but he responded to my second post to him on “want” with a lot of class and i really like that.
we lolfrenz naow??
please post again catman. want to hear mor of ur opinions…
Going to the moon, brb
I’m a leetle teepot short and stowt
Heer iz mah handl, heer iz mah othr handl…
wait, whut?
yeah, kause we dont wants to know whar hes “spout” is
I guess Ize a shugur bowl.
Him goin to Sagittarius den? It be da teepot conste…khanstell… starz pic.
fondoo pawts 4 namibia go heer?
death row cat wants his last cheezburgers
u want frys wit dat???
wet sponj pleeze thnxbai
(sigh) michael clawfur mai hero…..mewsic of teh nite mai favorites….u too?
Captain Tomcat endoarsing astro-dipers for teh long haul.
Tiz but a fleswound
Ai iz rewdie fore Dizknee Urld. Kaithxbai