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Say ‘ello to mah lil frien!
ZOMG! Do ya fink kitteh makes dat soundz when himz tranzformz?
OB WOB WEE WO WOP!
or sumpin like dat.
Good peeps takin care of dat kitteh!
“Good peeps takin care of dat kitteh!”
amen!
Kitteh popz wheelyz when mumma nawt luukin’.
Glad he’s got a good forever home!
Words up to those comments! Kitteh is a luckeh kitteh.
if only all kittehs git nice home like dat…
Awwww… The squeaky wheel gets the tuna.
Or teh cheezburgr. Probublee iz purrfectlee happee kitteh ntil sumwun sez “O luk et teh poor ltul weeleekat. Sumbudee shud giv him tunaz an cheezburgrz. Den kitteh turnz on teh pafetik kitteh rooteen.
Mai kittehs (rip) yoozta do this even when purrectlee helthy. Kind-harted vizzitors come to their howse (wich I foolishly tinkd was mai house) an dey would make wit da sad eyes and perform Dance of The Starving Cat [tm]. Wuz especially funny when large burly 17-lb kitteh tryed to purrtend he was starvin.
he be eaten dem cheeseburgrs in dizguys.
Poor kitteh. I hope his condition is temporary. Kaptshun iz funnee tho.
Rezistuns is futile. U will b assimilatid.
Borgkitteh
k-10 of borg!
All ur cheezburgrz belong tu….
Hang on. Dat not rite.
I haz cheezeburger wagon……make ur deposits here.
whai of corse sweet beggin’ kitteh
WIN HAHAHA!
Bring owt ur burgurz…..
hehehe monty python ref ftw!
‘E sez ‘e’s not a burgr!
Yes he is!
No, I’m not!
I fink I tayk a walk!! I nawt a burgur yet!!
U nawt foolin anebodiez…
i feeeel happeeeeee! i feeeeeel happe–
kthxbai.
Determined kitteh is an inspyrayshun to all.
Hope he gets well
Du not mokk or Kittehmus iz be turninn itz lazorz on U and lolform U intuh fryed cheezburger. Zzzz!
“lolform” – Im havin trubble chusin a favorit werd. I tink I’ll collect teh whole set.
Like my new ride? Berry green. Eatz kitteh food n cheezbuergers ony. No co2 inna exhaust. One kitteh power engine. Nice krom, huh?
da ingine purrrs reel nyce 2
LOL!!! I towt der was a kitteh in dat enjin – it purrs!
mai fren, hers kitteh were kold (dey is barn katz), so’s he crauld in da enjin uv da kar. hwen she try to start car it go “Reeeeoeoeooeeer!” (just like kitteh imitatin car enjin startin). Doan wurry, kitteh was mosly ok- just hurt tail and won leg. Naow she tchecks afore she startz kars.
Tanks. Iza needed dat!
Kitteh gotz a tyga in da tank fa reelz!
Kitteh’s ride is stylin’.
Srsly, hopez condishun iz temporary and kitteh is bak to terrorizing teh mowsies soon.
Kitteh can run down mowsies really fast!
“Teh engine purr reel nayce.” “Er, dat’s ME.”
No CO1 inna exhaust. Gotta be plenny CO2 or kitteh iznt breathing
NEXT UP ON ‘PIMP MY CAT’ …
dangz, you beat me to it…LOL
Methane, tho.
let’s just hope kitty isn’t dieseling again… “OH GAWD KITTY !!! OPEN A WINDOW !!!”
Maybee no co2, but kitteh exawst is purrty nastee when kitteh haz 2 much toona or noo foodz!
R u a dawgie?
?
ooops! Fur sum reezon I red tastee…not nastee.
Whut iz rong wif me?
but goggies tinks dat kitteh egsawst an poops IS teh tastee!
Trooly amazin. Luv this picshur!
poor kitteh like flealick but more kittehish
Babe: Pig in the city ref! Lurve that movie. We akchooly had to look into gettin sumting lyk dis fur our kitteh. She had a partial torn ACL and bad knees, but is doing betteh nao.
Kittehmus Pryme iz aeith wundur ov teh wirld. mostest eggselent phelyne ruler. offeringz ov cheezburgers r placed at himz pawz 4 tew get many boonz n favurs. AWL HAYLE KITTEHMUS PRYME!1!
*haylin kittehmus pryme*
Bowin downs B4 hims!!
AWL HAYLE KITTEHMUS PRYME!!! AWL HAYLE!!!!
argghhh! Rise againts teh dictatershipz! Kettiehmus and his mad stylin weelz b are dunfall!!!!!!1
Not look at me! D: I vote for Kodos Kitteh.
ROFL, Kang & Kodos FTW!
my kitteh cumpleeetly fleeps out wif teh collur – I thenk dis mite killz himz
I can has a tek-ma-logical break froo?
Furst, we invents da wheel!
Den fire!
Or uvver way rund, duzn’t rilly mattur.
Den sum pointy sticks!
Den we march on da hoomans’ citeez.
Who am wif me?
tooo much werks – can joost asks for cheezbrgrs – moor timez for de napz
Wez march ob hoomans, den we gotta werk fur r fudz! lyks acshully catch mowsiees. In teh rayn. N teh code n snofloof. Muches radder sayz in comfy howse n hab sof snogly sleepee spotzzz!
Yeh! Let hoomnz invent all dat cr*p. Meentyme, we purrfekt teh purr, teh warm snugl, teh lovey hedbutt, teh ankl figyur-ate, and teh BIG KYOOT EYZ.
Dey nevr no whut hit ‘em.
okai, so am get this rait. we not martchin.
we lazin about wif stail, we beggin for foodz, an get all kines of foodz,
We getting floof in ebery dam tehing, an be reawrded wif lotta toiz
We maiks posabl thumb monkeh peopls aour slaves 4 eveh,
and lets tehm think: 1) tehy ownz uz an 2) it tehre idear.
Whoz wif meh?!!?!leben!!11!
Manfred & Ayla wif U!!!
Yay! mai brovver and sisser, chanhassen and crystal wif us. that make ummm..
mor dan free. Moe dan free is a rebolushunz!!1!
be prepayrd to floof an/r purr oan mai singnul!!!
Weee r in ur haozes,
suverbing ur soviety… um sobrieny… sovreigni… uuummm
…ur abilidy to rule ur oan lifz!
Dis kitteh NOT WANT U feelz sorree. Dis kittehs peeps spendz bunches monies fur dis kittehs hotwheels. Dey luuuuuubbb dis kitteh! And dis kitteh go faster eben dan Supermans! Dis kitteh be lucky surbiber an gutz plenty ub spitz in hiself.
I nowed dis is rights cause I be likes dis kitteh, sort ub. I caint walks berry gud, I fallz own lotz. But I be de happiestest kitteh in duh whol worldz. I makes my Mom laughs and laughs like cheezburger duz, all de timz, she say eye’s her insperashuns kause I always be gets up and trys gain. I gut spitz to!
kthxby,
Teeter
Hooray for you!!! I read a daily blog from a wonderful place called The Rolling Dog Ranch, and they just took two kittens with no rear legs into their sanctuary…it’s a wonderful place for disabled animals…check them out!
Yay, Teeter! Yay, Kittemus Prime! Mai fren Chase’s bak leggs doan alwys werk, buh he dusnt know. He LUUUUVVVVVS to play chase! Hense, teh name. He slides all oaver teh kitchin floor playin an havin funs, an makes his hoomin SOOOOO happi! U kittehs are grate insprimations to hoomins!
Five cheezburgers for Teeter and plenty WD-40, too. Lubs stories like this!
Just so you all know: according to the SOMC entry for this pic, the cat in question is perfectly fine. Ike’s just “trying out” that wheely thingy.
http://www.stuffonmycat.com/index.php?itemid=4078
Dats most excellunt to know, espeshully sinze we all know “speshul needz” kittehs an puppehs that take xtra luvin an care an thinkin by hyoomins…an some that need it an don get enuff. *snif*
I new dat!
I was ona roll.I seed teh backs leg on teh ground. but my hoomin didn’t. I jes finished teh biggestest cheezbooger U eber did see!
Woo. And we tink WE gotz problims wif trollzes?! Da troooooolll commintz on DAT site mekz us luk liek a bunch of liddul ole ladies squabbling over a piece of pie!
He BERY pretty kittah, and bionic, too. WIN!
BWOOONNNGGGGG…
( sry, thts my attempt at the six million dollar man sound effect – is that right? )
I tink yu ment B-B-B-B-B WO-WO-WO-WO-WO NG-NG-NG-NG-NG G-G-G-G-G
Wao… you boff speakz soun effec wif alomst noa acecnt! were u from?
generashun *meh*
All Gods bless dis bebeh and double-bless teh peeps that lub an snorgle him and givez him da mobility, wich I bet is not cheep.
Drag race kitteh is wayting for traffik cam kitteh’s eyez to chaing.
boop
boop
boop
beeeeeeep!
ZOOM.
Okeh, I serusly datin myself heer.
my first thot wuz Car Wars, but den i figgerd u prob’ly ment Pole Position, ’cause not many peeps played wif teh TI-99/4a bak in teh day. lol
if dere wuz anover kitteh wif kitteh weelchair, den dey cood play Car Wars fer realz! but mebbe it woodn be so cool wen dey crashez into each uvver.
is pole posishunz? i has plaied eben tho i’s a child of da 90z. i has it 4 game boi addvanse. dat alongs wif ms pakmans, galaktica, an digdugz. i not so gud at dose gaims tho.
(i has to sai it)
not so graet, akshually.
Iz herd sqweeke weel getz cheezburger greez, so how bowd it?
Lub teh wite wibuns above weelz!! Bery Snazzy!
he’s just trying it out.. he’s not injured or anything.
Okeh, so…
There was this sqirrel, right
thats original…
moron
Man, those sqwirrles r gittin TUFF! Must b teh performintz-enhansing walnutz…
this is headed towards the ‘puts the lotion in the basket’ thread, right? sigh. OK: bring it on… ;o)
???
it was a running gag where someone would post “it puts the lotion in the basket, or else it gets the hose again” in *every* post, until people were going “STOP IT !!! NOT FUNNY !!! OH MAKE IT STOP” …
of course, I thought it was funny. BUT, I’m easily amused
Yeah some person thought it was wrong. They had no sense of humor. go back to the lolpic it puts the lotion it the basket and you’ll see.
TEH TROLLS R A TROLLIN, TROLLIN, TROLLIN
is that like ‘trollin with the homies’, that awful song from clueless?
???
This is so cruel… how can all of you live with yourselves for supporting this? It’s horrible!
Uhh…maybe you don’t get that this device is the equivalent of a wheelchair for animals with paralyzed back legs? Used by people who cherish their special-needs animals and want them to have as much freedom as possible?
Calm down, please?
kthxbai.
It’s like a wheelchair- in what way is that cruel?! Lots of pets have/use them if they have leg problems.
I think jack S. was kidding, guys – he’s here enough to be in the know, y’know?
it’s a trollism !!! BLAAARRRGHHH!!!
Oh… er… nevermine! (Say dat in a Emily Litella voyse…) I apologyze 4 mah stoopyness, Jack.
Maxiumus d’oh on me!
handycapped kitteh wrote to make-a-wish fowndashun. His wish wuz to go to cheezburger faktorie
what is wrong with kitty?
Nuttin wrong with this partikyoolar kitteh- this photo was first posted on Stuff on My Cat, and the owners said their kitteh was fine, but they put him in this kitteh wheelchair-rig thing to test it out. (I don’t know if the owners were vets or the builders of this rig.) But it’s a nice piece of equipment built for kittehs who have back-leg paralysis/amputation/muscle problems. Pretty nice, eh?
ooooooo. do the paralyzed/amputated/muscleproblemed kittehs like this thing? after they get used to eet?
Chayreeut Kitteh
Needz weelz juss 4 liddil wyle
Tillz himz getz bettah
Den klymz t3h Kurtinz
andz jumpz daown frum t3h book kayse
juss Bkuz himz kan
Hardz 2 goze daown stayrz
Weelz sumtymz getz ahedd ub
Kitteh… Do Not Want!
Jack.
Kitteh be “Strappin It On”
( insert porn music here )
BOW CHIKA MEOW MEOW!
AAWWW YEAH!
Kitty Cochrane: “Judge, as you can seez, mah client suffered grave injurees to his harbls as a result of the defendant’s blaytant disregard of traffic condishenz. Mah client may never jump again.”
During recess, Lawsuit Kitty takes it off and plays a vigorous game of Cat and Mouse. Unknown to him, a shutter clicks in a nearby ice-cream truck.
Oh, ah seed dis moobie. Iz chariut seen frum Ben Purr.
Ketteh THUMP, kettuh THUMP, kettuh THUMP (instruumental bakgrunf fo dah movie “Chariots of Fur”) storee of the nobl Scottish fold kitteh an him bein runnin on CATERDAY! Which iz agnst hz religion.
(Uf kors WINS… on acconta bein noble!) An, uf lors dats dah Chariot of Fur we seen in dah picture.
Davros Kitteh waitn for unvrsl dominiun!
Daleks for the win!
U getz Daili Duobl!!!
we am a soopeareyore lief form, we wil kontrol teh univurz
u meen we (kittehkind) doant already?
its not “transform and roll out,” it’s “autobots, roll out”
amy rose beats kittehmus pryme in transformer nerdery D:
U can has teh GEEK CROWN!
Is actly “autobots, transform and roll out”
MeCatron sez: show no mercy!
i saw teh movie tonight (for the second time :s) and optimuz pryme sez both.
Firstly, the movie is hardly the be-all and end-all of the Transformers universe. I liked the movie, yes, but Optimus was saying “transform and roll out” long before Michael Bay got his pyrotechnics involved. However, you are correct, he does say both, but I think “transform and roll out” was used much more in the original cartoons.
It’s certainly what he says on my ring tone.
Dere is many wais he sez it. I shud kno, I’s ben watsching Transformers eppysodes AWL DAI.
I lurvs mai job wif teh DSL internets. <3
Teh Eyez! Iz not Kittehmus Prime, iz Teh Kittenator! Hasta la whiskers, chzbrgr…
We kan ribuld hym. We kan maek him fazster, strongr, bettr. We has teh teknology.
repayrd kitteh sez “yu shud see th uther guy!. . . Srsly…. awl hiz base r belong to me.”
Lol. Win.
catspeed! i can haz segwayz?
hope dat masheenery aint hurtin on da harbls of kitteh
“At GM, we haz jusst abowt wurkd owt haow to mayk envimon…enviolent…. greenhouse frendly transsportz. Skrew yu Toyota! Thee nyoo Al-Gore Jr smoke-em if ya-got-em derby boks raysser iz thee toatlee cleen way for trabble. Tessted on animalz coz itz gonna get dribben bai animalz.
Big Car Cumpneez: Daynjrusslee Stoopid to be Opraytin Hevvy Mashenree!“
mannnn…dat wuz sposeta be wayyyy up dere, by da linky to da source fer dis pickshur. Damn.
Transformer Kitty ned off-rrrroadin wheelz for de catbox.
Due to budgetary constraints, Michael was no longer needed when the last version of K.I.T.T. was replaced with what the accounting staff at Knight Industries beleived to be the more cost-effective K.I.T.T.E.H.
Ben Hur Kitteh challenges you to a chariot race…
Ben Hur Kitteh is rdy to race
wonderful brave real cat…R RDEYES NEEDED TO GET ATTENSHUN????mycats want to know.
MAH SPINNING RIMZ
LET ME SHOW U DEM
bwaahahahahahahaha
!!!!!
We luvz ur kitteh! He reminz us of our Dragon Kittie. She was paralyzd and dragged her back end & back legs but she was teh happiest kitteh n teh wurld! and we luvd her most n teh wurld too!
Borg Kitteh Says: “U will be asimiliated, rezistinse iz futile”
Catmillionhairs be ridin’ dirteh.
OMG! ITZ MECHA-KATZILLA!!!
Handehkaped Kitteh preshiates yer comments. Mahks hem fehl bettah.