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Say ‘ello to mah lil frien!
ZOMG! Do ya fink kitteh makes dat soundz when himz tranzformz?
OB WOB WEE WO WOP!
or sumpin like dat.
Good peeps takin care of dat kitteh!
“Good peeps takin care of dat kitteh!”
amen!
Kitteh popz wheelyz when mumma nawt luukin’.
Glad he’s got a good forever home!
Words up to those comments! Kitteh is a luckeh kitteh.
if only all kittehs git nice home like dat…
Awwww… The squeaky wheel gets the tuna.
Or teh cheezburgr. Probublee iz purrfectlee happee kitteh ntil sumwun sez “O luk et teh poor ltul weeleekat. Sumbudee shud giv him tunaz an cheezburgrz. Den kitteh turnz on teh pafetik kitteh rooteen.
Mai kittehs (rip) yoozta do this even when purrectlee helthy. Kind-harted vizzitors come to their howse (wich I foolishly tinkd was mai house) an dey would make wit da sad eyes and perform Dance of The Starving Cat [tm]. Wuz especially funny when large burly 17-lb kitteh tryed to purrtend he was starvin.
he be eaten dem cheeseburgrs in dizguys.
Poor kitteh. I hope his condition is temporary. Kaptshun iz funnee tho.
Rezistuns is futile. U will b assimilatid.
Borgkitteh
k-10 of borg!
All ur cheezburgrz belong tu….
Hang on. Dat not rite.
I haz cheezeburger wagon……make ur deposits here.
whai of corse sweet beggin’ kitteh
WIN HAHAHA!
Bring owt ur burgurz…..
hehehe monty python ref ftw!
‘E sez ‘e’s not a burgr!
Yes he is!
No, I’m not!
I fink I tayk a walk!! I nawt a burgur yet!!
U nawt foolin anebodiez…
i feeeel happeeeeee! i feeeeeel happe–
kthxbai.
Determined kitteh is an inspyrayshun to all.
Hope he gets well
Du not mokk or Kittehmus iz be turninn itz lazorz on U and lolform U intuh fryed cheezburger. Zzzz!
“lolform” - Im havin trubble chusin a favorit werd. I tink I’ll collect teh whole set.
Like my new ride? Berry green. Eatz kitteh food n cheezbuergers ony. No co2 inna exhaust. One kitteh power engine. Nice krom, huh?
da ingine purrrs reel nyce 2
LOL!!! I towt der was a kitteh in dat enjin - it purrs!
mai fren, hers kitteh were kold (dey is barn katz), so’s he crauld in da enjin uv da kar. hwen she try to start car it go “Reeeeoeoeooeeer!” (just like kitteh imitatin car enjin startin). Doan wurry, kitteh was mosly ok- just hurt tail and won leg. Naow she tchecks afore she startz kars.
Tanks. Iza needed dat!
Kitteh gotz a tyga in da tank fa reelz!
Kitteh’s ride is stylin’.
Srsly, hopez condishun iz temporary and kitteh is bak to terrorizing teh mowsies soon.
Kitteh can run down mowsies really fast!
“Teh engine purr reel nayce.” “Er, dat’s ME.”
No CO1 inna exhaust. Gotta be plenny CO2 or kitteh iznt breathing
NEXT UP ON ‘PIMP MY CAT’ …
dangz, you beat me to it…LOL
Methane, tho.
let’s just hope kitty isn’t dieseling again… “OH GAWD KITTY !!! OPEN A WINDOW !!!”
Maybee no co2, but kitteh exawst is purrty nastee when kitteh haz 2 much toona or noo foodz!
R u a dawgie?
?
ooops! Fur sum reezon I red tastee…not nastee.
Whut iz rong wif me?
but goggies tinks dat kitteh egsawst an poops IS teh tastee!
Trooly amazin. Luv this picshur!
poor kitteh like flealick but more kittehish
Babe: Pig in the city ref! Lurve that movie. We akchooly had to look into gettin sumting lyk dis fur our kitteh. She had a partial torn ACL and bad knees, but is doing betteh nao.
Kittehmus Pryme iz aeith wundur ov teh wirld. mostest eggselent phelyne ruler. offeringz ov cheezburgers r placed at himz pawz 4 tew get many boonz n favurs. AWL HAYLE KITTEHMUS PRYME!1!
*haylin kittehmus pryme*
Bowin downs B4 hims!!
AWL HAYLE KITTEHMUS PRYME!!! AWL HAYLE!!!!
argghhh! Rise againts teh dictatershipz! Kettiehmus and his mad stylin weelz b are dunfall!!!!!!1
Not look at me! D: I vote for Kodos Kitteh.
ROFL, Kang & Kodos FTW!
my kitteh cumpleeetly fleeps out wif teh collur - I thenk dis mite killz himz
I can has a tek-ma-logical break froo?
Furst, we invents da wheel!
Den fire!
Or uvver way rund, duzn’t rilly mattur.
Den sum pointy sticks!
Den we march on da hoomans’ citeez.
Who am wif me?
tooo much werks - can joost asks for cheezbrgrs - moor timez for de napz
Wez march ob hoomans, den we gotta werk fur r fudz! lyks acshully catch mowsiees. In teh rayn. N teh code n snofloof. Muches radder sayz in comfy howse n hab sof snogly sleepee spotzzz!
Yeh! Let hoomnz invent all dat cr*p. Meentyme, we purrfekt teh purr, teh warm snugl, teh lovey hedbutt, teh ankl figyur-ate, and teh BIG KYOOT EYZ.
Dey nevr no whut hit ‘em.
okai, so am get this rait. we not martchin.
we lazin about wif stail, we beggin for foodz, an get all kines of foodz,
We getting floof in ebery dam tehing, an be reawrded wif lotta toiz
We maiks posabl thumb monkeh peopls aour slaves 4 eveh,
and lets tehm think: 1) tehy ownz uz an 2) it tehre idear.
Whoz wif meh?!!?!leben!!11!
Manfred & Ayla wif U!!!
Yay! mai brovver and sisser, chanhassen and crystal wif us. that make ummm..
mor dan free. Moe dan free is a rebolushunz!!1!
be prepayrd to floof an/r purr oan mai singnul!!!
Weee r in ur haozes,
suverbing ur soviety… um sobrieny… sovreigni… uuummm
…ur abilidy to rule ur oan lifz!
Dis kitteh NOT WANT U feelz sorree. Dis kittehs peeps spendz bunches monies fur dis kittehs hotwheels. Dey luuuuuubbb dis kitteh! And dis kitteh go faster eben dan Supermans! Dis kitteh be lucky surbiber an gutz plenty ub spitz in hiself.
I nowed dis is rights cause I be likes dis kitteh, sort ub. I caint walks berry gud, I fallz own lotz. But I be de happiestest kitteh in duh whol worldz. I makes my Mom laughs and laughs like cheezburger duz, all de timz, she say eye’s her insperashuns kause I always be gets up and trys gain. I gut spitz to!
kthxby,
Teeter
Hooray for you!!! I read a daily blog from a wonderful place called The Rolling Dog Ranch, and they just took two kittens with no rear legs into their sanctuary…it’s a wonderful place for disabled animals…check them out!