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Quick, get the crane! Kitten doesn’t fit through the door!!
I iz keet-TON
…comperd wiz a nudle, mebbe!
ROFL!!!
we used to have to weigh our bebbeh kittehs evree day (specially teh ones we had to tube feed) to make sure they didna lose enny wate….dey do not like!
awww, he’s an itty bitty pritty kitty
i would keep him in my pocket and feed him kitty treats
Hez haz such kyutness! Iz holdz himz & snorglez himz & gibs himz muches schmoo & cheezburgers!
Whut’z schmoo? (dis beh setup, k)
nawt muchz. Whut’s schmoo w/U?
WIN!!11!!1!
Any1 rmbr Shmoos in Little Abner?
*splort* mai hed xplodes frum teh kewtness ov dis kitteh. much wantings tew b eating on kitteh earz n pawz. spikee furz r mai phavurytes. kthxbai
I has no grams of trans fat. I is a lene mene meowin masheen.
Um, I haet to tew u dis, but I is not nootrishus…
Recipee ses “take 500 grams of flour, three egs an 600 g of kitteh….” WTF? Bake kitteh in pye? DO NOT WANT!
Mebbe he has gud flavor?
tabbyoca puddin? mewsli? apfelsnorgel?
apfelsnorgel???
*laffins ad infinitum*
Gotta b teh MEWsli!!! FTW – lubs tef apfelsnorgel, 2!!
Quarter Pounder w. cheez pleez.
Ah plans to eats mah own bodyweight in cheezburger.
And then sum! Les than 500g kitten eating 800g burger. Dat a trik I wants to see.
Chef Gordon Ramsey sai “Who let this *&%$#%&#* cat in Hells Kitchen???!!!”
I r heppie to lugz u round bebe
dis iz a lite weight- 4 sur
howevers firstes prize in cutenes
Is barely one pound of kitteh. Cheezburger too big. Pleez send Hamburger Helper.
Cheezburger Flavor Hamburger Helper!
::entur beeg kitteh:: O hai. I b yr hamburgr halper. I iz halp u tu eet burgr.
*lil kitteh eyez beeg kitteh suspeschuslee* Joo sure joo nawt a hambarglar?
Hamburgler!!! Mickie D refrenz fur teh win!
I are a tiny kitten
… oh wait, this one actually IS a tiny kitten. my bad
With a HUGE head!
i noes it’s camera angles or something like that, but if it were real,
DAMN! most of kitty’s weight is in that GINORMUS HEAD!
Dat 1 uf dah scew on screw off heds?
Dat Lee prez-on Hed
then it would have an airbrushed unicorn and a big rhinestone
which, could be cute ;o)
PLEAZ DONUT DO DIS!11!1
mmmmmm donut….
i fink da same fing! how much duz kitteh hed way?
We can has grate minds agin?
LOL! “Mai hed haz fallen an it cant get up!”
Ikeah kitteeh hazes wrawng head n noes tayl. Pleez to send pwopr size hed n tayl!
Kitteh’s head weighs more dan de rest of his body! How kewt.
I’z a kontendur!
plz to be kikin some azz!
I’z teh tawp seed in teh kitteh fite klub!
Hay! Remember: furst rool uv kitteh fite club is, no tawk abowt kitteh fite club!
oops! Mai bad.
Weensy bebeh outgrowin his bed…yu can come an sleep in mine, litul wun!! Even with the ones Ize alredy got thers still rume(an snorgles) fr yu!!!
I ar bit wuried bout papur an string in bakgrowns. Iz weying foar postings?
Maffematical Proof!
700 grams = 1 jillion cutes.
much lieks! WIN!1!
In Soviet Russia, kittehs ar wayed by teh kilo.
IT’S MADE OF KITTENS !!! SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF KITTENS !!!
(sry, couldn’t resist)
Easy, Chuck
U prize dis cheezburger frum mah col, ded pawz!
– Churltun Heskitteh, spokeskitteh for NCA (duz i need to spellz it out?)
No no no, teh Green is maed uv peepul- it’s teh Caffeen-Free Xtreem Lo-Carb Soylent Lite dat’s maed uv kitns.
thay fed us peepl – ai not complayn. thay fed us carbonated kittehs – ai not complayn. thay fed us sunburnt skin peeled from a leper an dipped in the custard drippin from a ded dawgs eye. Still… ai not complayn. BUT IF THAY THINK THAY IZ GONNA TAKE OWT THE CARBS AND THE CAFFEEN WEN THAY FEED US LOLCRITTERZ!!! thay iz juss aaaaskin foar a rebolushon!
I scareded
Dey saaaayy U wanna rebolushon!1!! Weelll yah kno… weee all wanna chnage teh worl….
The reaction by some ….um….reactionaries to that song was hilarious. They got it banned from some radio stations. I wanted to ask them “Did you actually listen to the words? It makes fun of revolutionaries….”
George is still my favorite Beatle, though…
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, foreber.
now in convenient single serving packages
Soylent can haz Fight Club?
I is NOT a nootrishis part of ur daily dietz, plz twy again.
Darn hoominz dieters! SHeesH!
Dis kitteh look lyke mineeature verschun of dah “Sup Bitches?” kitteh.
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/supbitches.jpg
(One of mah fave-o-rites)
I can has 1 an a haf poundz o cuteness ??? …
Liddil Kitten awn
t3h skaylz seez much Bubbil Rap
Wunderz whut it iz?
Bawkses ebbeewhayr
Liddil Kitteh wantz 2 play,
but iz up 2 hye
Lotza Noospaypurz
2 taykz naps awn. Awl uv dem
rapped in slikk plasstikk
Liddil Kitteh iz
in Hebben. So much 2 doo
An so liddil time
Jack.
Jack, I wubs yer pomes, I allus luk foward to dem. U has much awsum.
me 2, I luukz ebry tym at commentz, finkin, wut jak gunna say bowt dis wun?
Jack has much talentz, n he shows dem to us! ^^
iz lyke a eegul wiv hiz mytee talonz. . . . . . um. . . . . .
hehehe yehhhh dis is lyke meh!
Post office kitteh rate inkluds bubbel rap, window seet, cheezburger lunch, & guaranteed sayfe delivury.
Not shur about dat sayfe delevyree – chek ouw Raff Ride kitteh from yestidday.
Iz DivaGeek Postal Survice, not reglar post. I guaranteez sayftee of kittahs.
Oh hai DivaGeek u can has send meh a lil uber cyoot kitteh lyke dis wan? Ah has paymentz in chezbargarz!
Dis remines me of when I furst got mah Domino — he was da runt, had werms and fleez an mytes an wuz a beeg mess.
Da vet hadda way him onna postidge scayle becuz he was so teeny. 12 ounces of snorgle in silky-soft fur.
He iz still not a beeg kitteh — only 10 pounds, but neber got enny of da bad hitchikers agin — and is naow a sleek spoilt, helfy brat — but we lubs him ennyways.
put mah casey marie tater in scale liek dat. she wuz orphan kitteh 3 day old wen i find her. fed her de KMR in botl n wayd evry othr day 2 b suer she grow. she did. ginormus fuzzee spoilt princezz nao.
Pwincezz?? Ayla IZ teh Pwincezz of Siam and AWL teh Unibers! Cans we hab mor den wun?
Oh, yu better beleeve it!! R YU gonna be teh wun hoo tells mai Princess Milicent, aka Princess Malificent (I can haz Sno White?) dat SHE not be teh mos beeutifullist of tehm all? I NOT GONNA DO IT!
reckon. but not tell casey plz. she think she only one. kthx.
we all tell ar Pricessesesseseses dat dey is teh mos beeuteefulist of dem all! Cause to us, dey are!!
U gots dat rite, COL!! Awl mai kittehs hab been teh bestest lukin nanimals eber – to demselfes n to mee!
“Alright – we’ve got the video feed? Good to go? Alright. I’m getting word from my producer now… what we are bringing you is undercover footage from an investigative journalist.
This was taken. . . yes… . six weeks ago. Our team went incognito with Basis Sachs Capital Hedge Investments. . . What you are seeing is a loan applicant being assessed for suitability. . . . Apparently a homeless man who insisted on being referred to as “your majesty” brought his cat in and the investment manager weighed the kitteh at 620 grams. . . which, at $100 million a gram on the Stoopid CashGuy Kitteh Collateral Index, qualified him for $6.2 billion. Apparently he wanted to buy some socks, a couple of beers, and a skwirl army. . . . Anyway, at the start of this week, as you’re no doubt aware. . . the SCGKCI crashed and left this kitteh’s value closer to ‘intangible’. Now, when the Fund tried to contact Your Majesty to call in their $6.2 billion of client funds, well, it turned out that he’d actually given them a 555 number from the movie “Ishtar”, so they panicked and, well, you know the rest…”
ROFL! Man, TINA, u is on a roll 2day! What’d u drink 4 brekfust???
WIN!!!!
pixie juice an angel teerz. . . . . . gotta cut down a littl . . . . . .
double-plus-through-the-roof WIN!
Hw-blah!
That was a serious hystericalness. You rock.
@Typing
I think I love you
Muuuum, ai told yu nawt to ryte me awn liiiiiine..
“I’ve got just over a half kilo of kitteh, pure, uncut…what’ll you give me for it?”
I’ll give you many bacon double cheezburgers.
But I has question…
How am I supposed to get that up my nose?
I snorgle it? It’ll get me high?
Ohhhhh. Well I’m always up for something new!
kitten huffing – don’t try this at home
http://www.uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_Huffing
OMFGBBQ! moar win than i can handle
I kent beleev I red teh whole ting. Srsly weerd.
Warnin: kitteh too cyute fer unsoopervized use. Be shur ta waer paskripshun sunglassiz when vyooing kitteh. Astreem cyoot may cauz hed to asplode. Kitteh mus be hugged an snuggled at aal times. Sweet kitteh babeh rekwires 10 oz. smooch per wiggle. Sing kitteh lulabie to sneep. Repeet til foreveh.
Ai iz unsuprviz… mai boss jest wen home…
where mai sunclaasses, I weereded tehm las night…
*buuuwamph*
oopie. two lait.
I r Rocky Balboa! I iz commin’ at scha!
i iz on ur scail fuxin up ur settingz!
i can 2 maik bantum wait if u dont cowntz mah hed??!!
Oh hai, I jez “weighten” here 4 my cheezburger.
Kitty waiz in four teh big fite!
did i make my weight class coach?!
wait wait! let me go pee, then I make invisible class
METRICKITTY…
IS 700 GRAMS
ekzema kitteh iz scaley.
Has I gotz rite BMI?
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