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Cheezburger Network Blog
Zomfg!!11!1! Teh Cheezburger Faktoree!!!! All ur cheezburger ar belong to me!!!!
I has fownd Nervanna!
Purrvana FTW!
I has found Homer and Jethro! Note to the unknowing people: H & J were actually serious musicians and did much studio work for the big names. However, they were best known for their parody work. These are all parodies of popular songs.
Battle of Kookamonga: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mma1xX73otg
I’m walking behind you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94Cmbrkwaao
Let me go, Blubber: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGSm-RssW_A
i pwefer myn wif cheez
kthx
escape to freedom befor he seez me!
Ehn… Ehn… Gimmeh a boost.
Jes wanna wtach, rly!
WTF? i told U no A-1!
Sillee Hewminz tawnt
poar Kitteh. Taystee fude so
neer. An yet, so far!
Kitteh cantz leep up
Mebbe klymz up Hewmin’z leggz
an back 4 a glimpse
Kitteh no smellz Cheez
How can has Cheezburgr an
nawt has ennee Cheez?!!!
Jack.
Anudder wiener .. uh winner, Jack!!
Teh burgers R burnin! Mus safe dem! Will hav refooj in mah bellie!!!
okay, eben moar dan dis pikture, teh word “refooj” make me spit kofee on teh puter! FTW!
Pay no attenshun to teh kitteh under teh BBQ.
Look teh odder wai…
Trust me!
Jus tryna help…
Hey, stoopy hewman — you is vegetarian, remember? I takes care of de cheezburgers for u, while you go grill up some tofu!
Yeh, u go has sum glooten or sumfing, and I maek shure dat dese ebil meet pattehs r dispozed uv in a dignifyed an hyoomain manner… in MAH BELLEH!!!
No want glue-tan, Major Pleh! Go tan ur own glue! Pleh pleh! Gak! Ptooie!
all soolute “major pleh”
fank you meno!!! yuz mak me laf.
as a vegemetarian, i iz fankful dat dey nao maeks rly tastee veggyburgrz. srsly, is troo.
has to gitz teh rite brandz tho.
i can has gardnburgr?
no, u can’t has in midl o nowere, iowa.
Must haz Hole Fuds or Wild Oteses to haz gardburgr!
Iz much yumz, even fur carnivalorez liek me an mai hubby!
Ha! Hole Wallet iz moar liek it.
Liekz to grill portobello caps & eet liek cheezburgers. NOM NOM NOM!
Iz U Ostralian? Da Vegemite iz.
MooKat sez, “Needz moar cheez!”
Frylord cat is watchin you fry. Givin his opinon.
“damn my lack of sufficient height to reach the grill”
ROFL, WIN!!!!!
kitteh is lik, “enh, enh, maibe if im steallthy, mai hoomin wont notice jus one gone…well, more lik allofthem, but hoos countin… enh, enh, jus climin teh wall doin some excercises ovr here…”
Cowcat tries to save hiz cowfrenz… tho once he duz, be a shame to waist gud meet…..
hehehe!!!!
Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! (Ennnhhh…) Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
(ad infinitum…)
Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom! (Ennhhh…) Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom!
(ad infinitum…)
^^
Is dis kitteh relaeted to dah seegulz in “Finding Nemo?”, BG?
ah tink dah procksimitteh uv dah burgrrs haf maed kitteh 4get it is NOT doggeh. Dat is dah mos disgraisful ecksibishun uv beggin ah has evar seed.
Hoo boy, u shud see mah kitteh Mambo… he nawt only begs, but wen we ignorz him, he plops flat on his sied on teh floor liek, “U killed me wid ur crooelty!” Iz bery trajik.
awwwwwww. that is cuooot. i mis mai kittehs soooooo much. i luved them lots.
ha! himz sownds liek owr Jack Fate. himz SUCH a drama kween!!! i luffs himz.
Yeh, is funneh to see twenny-pounder tryin to luk hollo-eied and famished – mah BlueMax duz the “faintin wid hunger” rootine too. Speshully in teh presunse of ham.
omg ur cat not teh ownly wun who luv ham! u not loud to eet ham sammich neer mah kitteh!
gime gime gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme
GIMME!! NOAW!
Spidey Cat r lokked on to dah chzbargar containmnt unit!
WANT! NOW! IMMYDEITLEE! NEVER MINED IF DUN! Hold de lettus an icky stuffs.
at last, mah hipno… hipnuh… braynwashin has werked! fastur, slave, fastur!!!
dis strong grill. u by at strickland propain? taste da meet not da heet
Kingg ov da hill FTW!
mmm hmmm. yep.
AND da propane xesories also.
Is yew shure they not be Catburgers??
Cute!
And off topic, but – why the hell does everyone Barbeque the same damn things? Hot dogs. Hamburgers. Chicken with bottled bbq sauce.
*snore*
Try some different cuts of meat! Try some veggies! Kabobs! Something interesting! Try making your own sauce! Watch some cooking shows! Get some inspiration! that’s why I hate going to people’s bbqs – I know the food’s going to suck.
um… mebbee u jus nawt goin to teh rite bbqs. awl mah frenz is teh gud cukkzes.
take your complaints somewhere else. this site is for the kittehs only!!!!!!
umm, no.
LOL!!! Ok den, renee…..we all cumover to yur haose an yu be fixin us dey tastee BBQ fudz, kthxbai! Me, I likez teh grilld fishies.
With komments lyke dat, u prolly won’t get nvited too mutch moar!
Borin’!
I cookz cornz on the grill!! See, watcha do iz soak teh cornz first in lemon juicez for free minutsez, an’ den yoo cooksez the corn on the grill wit low heat, and serve rite away! vewwy good!!
Try it! it works!!
fur de corns, wraps in luminum foyl wif pat of butter n ice cube, grill on top rack, turn sometimes, den eat. tastee! nom nom nom
i try lemon juicez nex time, jus fur fun
veggies- sauws – are u kidin me? no like suches stuff lik dat-
pa-leeze gimme burga specally wit cheeze or tunas
geeesch
My aunt and uncle once bbq’d a small turkey. It was good.
U jes doan goez ta da rite bbqz. Mai huzbind bbqz, stakz ahn taterz ahn cornz on dah cobz ahn beer ohnionz ahn mussrohmz. He doez Bostin Buttz, and pork stakz….rarlee doez a chikken com in contact wif owr grill; hot dawgz eever…pleh, hot dawgz; but Brahtz…mmmm brahtz.
ohkay….noaw dis dyetin huumin iz hungary.
u can has spam kabobs?
Well with that attitude, no wonder you don’t get invited to more BBQs.
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Hey kitteh! Pass me one of dem burgrz! Is ok, I don’t tink ur being abused…I bet owner pushed u out of teh wai rite after dis pic was taken newayz.
Is sad that me kant click on n e pic on dis site at all wivvout seeing “OMG KITTEH IS IN MORTAL PERIL!!!” commentz. U guyz r ruining ICHC. If u rly care so much about kittehs, get off ur ass n go donate $$$ or time to ur local SPCA.
YES! thank u lolz
Zo do Uz oan bbq, and shoze frendz howz 2 do it. Oh watiz, U needz frendz for dat!
hi 5 paws!!!!
mmm. peachees on teh bbq. applees wit raysinz an choco chips(not fur kittehs)on teh bbq. tomayters wit teh couscous inteh midl on teh bbq. mmmm. nomnomnom
iz noo to le chat. halloo.
Personally, I’m big on kabobs. I set up a long ice filled tray with various meats and veggies in disposable containers. People can make their own and put ‘em on themselves. Two warnings: veggies cook quicker than meat, it’s better not to mix em, and SKEWERS ARE HOT. Use gloves. People can pick what they want, and I don’t have to spend the party slaving on the grill.
we used to make grilled zuchini with olive oil…mmmm… but teh kitties do not want.
Purrhapz lotz peepl likes stayk, burgers & hotdawgs. Me fur wun!! Aib also dun kabobs, berr-basted chikin, terky n odder tings. But fave iz med-rare stayk.
Kitteh hart brekin’ Fnd out dis da Food Channel and all dem is plastik for set. Kitteh cryin on de buns!
Oh noes!! BBQ grill bee danjerous foar kitteh!!! he can get the burningks on teh tongueses and the pawses and teh whole body…kittah better sit and wayt for burgars patyently…maybeh he make conbersations wif other kittahs…Alas! he must rely on hyuman for makings of cheezburgar becauze kittah lacks the ppozable Thums!
OH NOES! THINK OF TEH LOLGRILLZ!!11!
“dun do dis, PLZ DUN DO DIS”
(evil laugh)
ah yes- mi booboo-cat burned his widdlw toesies on hot grill-
mama screamses vwery loud and a-scareded booboo-cat
BUT booboo-cat waz o-tay after short widdle wiles.
still trys 2 get on stofe- silly booboo-cat
mah sophie bee burnt toesies on stove. still try to get there when tastee goodies bein cookd.
DADDEH! UR BURNIN MAH BURGER!
Plz to moove ur skinnee butt a lil faystur!
Srsly! Does thiz guy evn EAT? DUDE … tuck into a few of thos burgers; a big ordr of cheesy fryz anna banana milkshak wudnt hurt, neithr!
Me, i lyks mai men old ‘n grizzld, wit some meat on ther porous old bonez!
an wif chest hayrs, too, pls.
Mr. SK haz meet on hims bones. He also cooks gud meet on dah grill. He cooks wit apple wood from old tree what we losted last yeer. Iz so gud. An he duz all kinds uv meet and veggies and even fruit for dezert. He iz wun fine old man, he iz.
Kan I come ovur to yor howse for dinnur? Pleez?
Shur! We lykes to have de kompanees.
Ah fink dat kitteh b stealin 2 many chzbargars frum heemz skinneh daddeh… Daddeh eez okeh joo has some moar doubleh patteez n xtra chz k?
Meester Myst has meet on heemz bonez too, has to hav man biggur den meh or i has a complex ^^ lulz
Nebber trust a skinny cook!
Cheuff lolkitteh
Demandz de best flavur
WANTS flavur test NAOW
Burgerrrrrrrrrrrrrz!
Ohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyboyboy. Ketchoop-sesimeebunv-pickoos-chompchompchomp, glarp.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!
Fuuude..glorious fuuuude!
Oliver referunse FTW!
Emphatically surprised kitteh sez:
“OMGWTFBBQ!…srsly BBQ!”
i smells hickoree hunee barbeeq salsas?
Cute picture, but seriously, am I the only one thinking this is a very dangerous situation for a kitty?
Yup, yur de only wun.
Sorry I are too serious.
very nicely linked. I Dub tehee a genamenz an a shcolahR.
Bravo!
rest of us tink- give da kitty a cheezburga plz
ok, ok, i know i really shouldn’t justify this kind of knee jerk reaction by my own comment, but honestly it is too much.
let us all raise our hands if we think the world is FULL of sadistic, careless, stupid, heartless, emotionless people with no common sense. ok? anyone?
now, take a deep breath and look at the cat in the picture. that is a lovely, well fed, happy cat. my next sentence should be read really slowly. like, pause after every period.
do. you. think. that. if. the. cat. was. in. danger. the. owner. would. have. posted. the. picture. online???
apply this same sentence to any and all questionable pictures you see here.
thank you.
Thank u, oh Voice of Reason! (((big wet kiss)))
MMMMWWWWWAAAH!
OK well, I tried to lighten up, but you asked for it.
The. Answer. To. Your. Question. Is. Yes.
Look, I get it. PROBABLY nothing will happen. But the fact is, anyone can see that the cat in the picture is in danger. But yes, I know: Relax, Life is short, It’s no big deal. Nothing bad would ever happen to a lovely, well-fed, happy kitty.
A bunch of tasty meat sitting over a hot flame, and a cat hanging around doing its best to get to it. What could possibly go wrong?
Idiot.
Wehn we axed foar it… did wee sai plz?
I wudda post a funneh heer…
… but it got trolled and borkkded.
fank u snafutti.
now back to catman. having a differing opinion doesn’t make me an idiot. please try to avoid personal attacks, as they are unkind and for the most part unjustified. also, i you and i might know each other in real life and be perfectly nice to each other while flaming each other here. btw, my post above was not just directed at you, it was for all people who flip out over “kitty in danger” pictures.
or perhaps i misunderstood your use of the word “idiot”. by the way it is placed, it could be a signature and if that is the case, i apologize for my lecture.
Ooomph!
Wow!…
Well played.
-Idiot
So do you:-
a) Not have a cat?
b) Have a cat but never, ever, ever let them in the kitchen when you’re cooking?
c) Just come on here to raise hypocritical complain ts?
Are you serious?
When you say “PROBABLY nothing will happen”, you do reallize that this picture is in fact taken some time before it was posted on the internet, meaning (you guessed it!) there’s pretty hefty chance the owners didn’t post a pic that closely preceded their cat being burnt to death.
Secondly… It’s a cat. It’s not a retard, and it would be way crueller to keep it in a box where it’s oh-so-wellprotected and never let it out. I’d wager very few cats would jump onto the grill.
Very well said – would be the same as asking of a family picture at a picnic if the children were in danger because the bbq was near one of them, or if the utensils they were using would kill each and every one of them. Or a picture of someone in a car and you say “Isn’t that dangerous? You can get killed in a car!”
In theory everything in life is dangerous – or possibly dangerous – so to take a picture out of context and say: “Cat + BBQ = dangerous” well yes that would make sense, but it’s obvious there were at least two people there (the person in the pic and the one taking it – unless they have a very talented dag perhaps)…to watch said kitty to make sure it did NOT have some kind of misfortunate mishap that you speak of.
Also recall as Thor said that cats will not intentionally throw themselves onto an open flame. They MIGHT get hurt accidentally yes, just as kids might get hurt going to school or you might get hurt driving to work or going down a flight of stairs.
I don’t think anyone here meant to bash you – which none of the context seemed to be negative towards you but you kinda knee jerked. We’re just saying for folks to use a little common sense when they see the photos here. We all love animals (or we probably wouldn’t even be looking at this site let alone posting on it), and we appreciate those who love them too.
Just sit back and enjoy the lolcats is all I’m sayin.
Teh troof is, kitteh is too close to teh grill to ackshully get on it. Needs a running start, couple inches NEways. Mah kittehs falls down wen dey tries to jump on stuff dat’s dis close. Besides, daddeh is rite dere keepin a aye on tings.
Yeh – Nex pikshur wud probly be Daddeh hookin a toe sidewaes an sayin “Aw, giddown, Spot, Shoo.” to prod teh kitteh awae. An tehn the Mommeh takin teh pikshur wood call teh kitteh an offer it a tato chip or sumthin to stract it.
Not that teh kitteh wud be permemnuently stracted, but itd check owt the offering ennyway…
mabe pictur taker finish n come get kitteh, den put in house wif very own cheezburger.
Dis is relevant to mai interests. Stepstool wud also be relevant–can has?
Klimb on podium for WIN medal!
The dude cooking this BBQ must have OCD….everything is so perfect!
ser wiz alee
kittiz prefer mess- alwayz
Gordon Ramsey Kitteh sai,
“Whut da #@&! Dis burger iz overkook, bunz is not readi! Gimme dat cheezburger an’ start agains! Serious! How u ever hope to win in Hells Kitchen? #&@$$%%!!! Haf u learn nothinks? #$@**%%&&# idiots! U fail cheezburger challunge! U r eliminated! Now gimme cheezburger! AND GET OUT OF HELLZ KICHUN!”
Followd by sum nom nom nomin’
Tune in nex weekz an see who Gordon Ramskitteh shouts at in HELLZ KICHUN
I have a major crush on Gordon Ramsey. But I could never eat half the stuff he cooks. I’m too meat-and-potatoes.
My favorite scene from last year was when he was yelling at someone, “That’s why they call it a NON STICK PAAAAN!” and his voice cracked. I was on the floor.
Ah no likes dah Gordon Ramsey. He is havin major rep foah dah workplace bullyins.
Read Anthony Bourdain “Kitchen Confidential”. Very intresstin & relvant to cookses intrests.
Also varry funnee. i hart Anthony Bourdain.
Oh yez.
Dere was a gud artikle abowt GR in teh Noo Yorker a few weeks ago. He’s nawt a nyce gi in reel life eeder… I’d rather eet at a Thomas Keller playce. (Um, if I cud afford it…)
HAY!! Yoo droppted mines in da dirtz, iz sawded yoo. No amownt BBQ sawse covr dat up, doofiss! Yooooo can eatz it. I buyded a cheezbrgr enewayz.
Yaay! Finuly a good lolcat. Geez. Want moar.
kitteh wait
Seweesidal kitteh wants deth bah chzbargarz…
(Ah has to admit eez onlee wai 2 go rly…)
no no no–chawcalot de onlee way to goes!
Lessee…yu gots six burgurs an 4 chikys, thats fine fr ME, but wat’r yu gize gonna eat? Oh, wate, yu gotz all that bred. Yu can has that.
LOLLERCOASTER
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Funny stuff.
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iz…in….kitteh heben ^OwO^
if i wuz nly a lttl bit tolr i can has toffu burger
HOW KIND OV U 2 MAK ME CHEEZEBURGERZ