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Kitteh fix eet for me? Yay! I breeng you lots for cheezburgers for paement, k?
NOM!
Ur ethernet, it iz tastee.
It has a flavur.
Wud wirelss has a flavur?
I dunnoz…
Still, nom nom nom…
Dooz fiberoptikz haz diffrint flavr?
Fiberoptikz haz lite flavr. Same grate tazte less fylling.
Git off dat compooter and skratch mi tummah, now. Kthnxbai.
Cats = Eatin’ Cords.
The way of life.
U see, dis cud be way lolerz, but is too werdy. Dat is teh problum wit teh sad lolcats deez dayz. But is gettin betur.
How to fix what you perceive to be a problem: If you don’t already have a wordpress account, get one. Then go to the voting page. If you like a pic, vote it high, if you don’t, vote it lower. It is a secret ballot, and only one vote per person per pic. I have my preferences, and that is where I express them. I wouldn’t come out here and say a picture was lame, because maybe the person who did it would be reading what I wrote.
One of my cats was quite vocal, “talked” all the time. This is what I would imagine him to say. Another of my cats was much quieter, I imagine he would have just said “Heres ur problim.” It is a matter of taste.
*shows troll license*
Iz dat license fur troll and releese?
LOLspeare can has troll license, 2? hear goez:
“LOLfrenz, Romans, webzmen, lend mee ur eerz;
Rebs comez 2 diss pikshurs, nawt 2 praise dem.
Teh eevul dat bloggers do hurtz othurz;
Teh good iz much laffed about 4 dayz,
Teh phunnee britening ur livez. Teh noble Rebs
Hath told u LOLcats wuz “sad” deez dayz:
If it wuz so, wee wud nawtz b laffin,
An teh kitteh commentz wud remainz emptee.
Gothkitteh speeks nawt 2 disproove wut Rebs spoke,
But hear Ai iz 2 speek wut Ai do knowz.”
(an Ai knowz teh phunnee when Ai reedz it.)
Litararee kitteh has so much brilliant!1 I has a literaree D-gree. Mebbeh kittehs has much moar smart tan humenz? Dunno. Mebbeh I do Allen Ginsberg o Keats poumz. kthanxbai.
Alollen Ginsberg’s “Yowl”?
Wunderful!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spoken like a true Lolfren!!! Cheers to gothkitteh for brilliant dizplai of literaree gnawledge!!!! Bravo! Hey Reb….bee nice or go play elzewhere kthxbai! 1!111!! (see, we CAN be judgemental, too) Smile!
Wow, gothkitteh!
Much awesum an win!
Sooperb, LOLspeare wiff teh phunnee!
Jack.
Iz in ur commentz, grumblin r.e. ur literaree pretenshunz.
When u sai “ur” duz u meen “me”?
Dang u!
That’s just YOUR opinion. IMHO, the LOLcats are getting funnier and funnier. And since these are chosen by popular vote, go vote if you don’t like them.
Remmemmbur, do not let ur kittehs eatz da Inturnet. Da zeeroes are okai, but da onez are pointee and kan get stuk in kitteh stomuk.
Iz dis Y my internetz r sloo? I needz to streighten mai kables so teh onez dun get kawt?
Yez. An if u mayk shur ur moniter iz lowr dan ur puter, teh wuns an zeros kan jus slyd daown wif gravitee.
Da 0s no haz flvur
but 1s moar tastee
kittehs lub em
OH NOES! Think of teh LOLonez…
Elekrisity… it has a flavor
Bungy cat does not understand bungy
i can has cat5?
Not Cat5?
Pleh! Do not want!
Dis Coax has flavr!
Lol, win.
Network Engineering
Yer doin’ it wrong!
Mouse:0 Cat:1
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom
wireless reciever cat has failed once again
Kitteh diskubburz
taystee thikk pisskettee an
slowlee nom, nom, nomz
Thikk pisskettee nawt
taysts lyke Cheez. Saym kullur
but haz no flavor
Iz nawt al dentay
Kitteh haz nyne lyvez. Shood
hab saym 2morrow
Jack.
LOLOL ‘thikk piskette”!!!!!!
“al dentay” – din noes kittes lyks pisskettee dis ways!
u gimme mah eyerz bak, i gives u de internoot bak, k?
Cats = Bad Connection.
That’s a fact of life. XD
If I haz bad conexxshun, iz it cuz U ben choowin on ma cabullz??
dis iz long spoggettis
teh intarweb iz nawt sumfing yu dump on… itz nawt a kitteh. Itz a seereez uv toobz.
teh black wuns do not want, teh yellow wuns has a flavor
and, as usual….teh oranj wunz r poizon!!
dont worree i iz a profeshunalz!
NO!!!11!!!! ai changed mai mind!! I no want my loose toof pullded out!1 Iz fyne wit it jus werken out on it owun……. pleeeeeeeeze?
mowntin climbin’ kitteh haz been resqueued fromz syde of mowntin, iz jest cumming overs teh edge nao. iz a brave ands strong kitteh.
So dah Ikea Snorglepuss no havez dah eers, but iz communikatshuns teknician?
Snorglepuss nu model?? Ai has Floorgenkittehsnorglebutt model in surli & schmoo. Purrhaps ai needz to upgrayd??
I thinks is same kitteh, but in diffrint baux.
kthx. Wonts upgrayd dens.
Shelter in neerby cownty iz oberrun wid petses fur adopshun. Runnin speshuls. Kitteh prys not onlee redused to $50 – now BOGO!!!
our new kitteh, we getted her at teh “whyte sail”- eny kitteh or goggie wif eny whyte on dem was half off. half off teh pryc, not half off teh kitteh. only $32.50. only, dey not show u de fyne print*
*price does not include the new kitty toys you will buy that kitty will not play with, does not include kitty bed you will buy that kitty will not sleep in. Price does include collar that kitty will refuse to wear.
*Also duz not inklood teh fud that kitteh will schnub, the rugz kitteh will leev barf stayns on, and teh loss uv inkome frum kitteh lying on keebord uv compyooter wen hyoomin traiying to wurk.
We gotz owr kittehs for “free” coz they were feralz, but their vet billz putted them in teh “luxury item” kattegory rite away…
BG….me, too! Alluv mai kittehs wuz (so-called) “free” little orphanz or rescues frum diches an bad placez….but teh vet madded sur dey bekame berry hi-priced “luxury” itemz!!! Oh well, I wud radder have teh poor dan change dem fur anneyfing else!
Amen, COL!
Klifhanger cat resques sum US trezzyoory moneez.
new tech: kitteh based ethernet connection speedurz.
In service only when kitteh feels like it.
ungggh
it shur iz hard helpin u instal ur sterayoo
Kud u pleez put de speekrs an raseever down, k?
Iz hard dragin dem all by msewf.
oh noes… da kittehs be stealin da internetz again !!1!
okey servr b eetin mah posts.
Dis be bad!
u shur serv, notz kitteh???
Yu will noe when teh connexshun is rite, cuz teh ears will switch bak on. *boing!*
I C dis kitteh’s eerz R still bakorderd.
Okey, lass tym i halps u moob ur steryo, budee!
hmm. tehis not standurd RJ45 conexion.
much floofeher an saofter tehn mai cablul enz.
waht kine of crimpr du it needz?
Dis top of mountain yet?
Im in ur internetz…. Chewin ur temporari filz….
sshhhh don tell
I adds 1 more line 4 u 4 free!!