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…Rent Iz Due

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  1. Algoblin says:

    I is businessman u kno…

  2. Chrisseh says:

    Iz has it, butt can givez you friday????

  3. D.R. says:

    Awrite! I opend da doore– now i gots git da teevee! Ungh!

    Shud hav brot kart… oof…

  4. doctorcat says:

    Y u bang on seeling? Mah moosik is not 2 lowd!

  5. Dustbunny says:

    Excuse me, may I borrow a cup of cheezburger?

  6. Shaungrl says:

    Uh. I can paintz walls, trow in cheezburger dinner, adn even fux teh blindz- if you nock off moniez on teh rent. Maybee, plez?? I R good for it.

  7. joel says:

    hooray dis is one of the bestest ones. teehee lulz

  8. Shaungrl says:

    Houston, rotation sequence is missing parts.

  9. Brane Ded says:

    O, Hai, is ur cabl out 2?

  10. MamaKnits says:

    awwww…iz gonna use dat monies buy lotsa more cheezburgerz….

  11. snowigo says:

    IZ not see nothink in eiz!

  12. SJ says:

    Black Kitteh : Okay, I’m going to have to see visas and work permits for everybody in there.

    Stripeh Kitteh : But we’s just here on baycayshun, honist!! Iz frend’z partmint, dat his McBurgerz yooneeform not myne.

    • Black Kitteh, “We is bildin wall. Keep ur sort out.”

      Stripeh Kitteh: “Oh yaz, and who is going to build diz wall furr you? If not induztriouz, hard werkin stripeh kittehs….”

      Karlos Mencina kitteh (not pictured) : Takin notes, thinkin, “heh, me can uz that wun in me akt….”

  13. Allergic2Kitties says:

    BOO!!

  14. Flo says:

    Mah rentin’ condischunz – let me show u dem

  15. rose says:

    i iz on rent stryk til u fixes dis hole

    • The Crapture says:

      i shud trai dat, partmint haz leek in bafrum seeling, duz not rayn much in feenix, but wen it duz, bafrum is ful ov more pleh and lose tahn uzul

      DO NOT WANT

  16. stend says:

    all your bases have been foreclosed on by us

  17. Duffy says:

    Dis teh mos annoyin koo-koo clok I eber had. Ize sendin it bak to Swizzerlan.

  18. you guys r silly says:

    sir, i has no rentz moneys. spended all moneys on cheezburgers. kthx bye.

  19. revsharkie says:

    (evil landlordcat): u mus pai da rent

    (damselcat): i cant pai da rent

    u mus pai da rent

    i cant pai da rent

    (intr herocat): ILL pai da rent

    mah hero!

    cursez, foild agin.

  20. mikeski says:

    Peeping tomcat

    reqwirez moar stealth.

  21. elfinugget says:

    “AN ZTOP FARTING!!! GAWD!!!”

  22. verucassault says:

    Who iz Roger and who is Mark?

    We’re not gonna pay rent/we’re not gonna pay rent/’cuz everything is REEEENNNTTT…
    :)

  23. ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

    Wai rent go upz 300 cheezburgers dis yeer? I can has rent kontroll?

  24. ManfredMom says:

    ROTFLMAO!!!1!! Stripeh kitteh luks lyk Manfred!!

    Blk kitteh: K nao, stiks ur hed owts a widdl pharder. K, nao Ai twy pawstand on ur hed!! Maybee tayk act on rode wid sirkus!!!

    Stripeh kitteh: U godda b f**** kwazy! Don wanna lib wids wots of durty nanimls & wawks thru orphinant poop! Won gitz no gud nom, nom or sweepee spotz n da sirkus! Happee heer!

  25. ozzy mandius says:

    I can has Japaneez studio aparttment?

  26. Jack Deth says:

    Strypee Kitteh stukk
    Btweenz dimmenshunz. Tuckksee
    Kitteh naow wuntz rent????

    “Wun Kitteh’z seeleeng
    iz anudder Kitteh’z floar.”
    Hoo iz Pawl Symun?

    Nyse rugg cawsts Monies
    Strypee Kitteh noes tihs. Juss
    wantz 2 goez bakk Home! :-)

    Jack.

  27. tribble says:

    mah upstarz nayboar
    wohnt keep his no owt mah bidness.

  28. Seward says:

    Rentar Kitteh readies lasers….

  29. pdqinky says:

    I iz teh window washer but I will wash yoo insted.

  30. Lucy says:

    Lookz deap inna my iz. Yoz gettin slleeeepy….

  31. mystique says:

    Oh hai, Ah has seez u fell’d inna werm hole 2…i can has ded reckonink?

  32. hBoBh says:

    what u mean 500 cheezburgrs for studio? i no fink so! U fix showr, me pay rentz, deal?

  33. The Crapture says:

    “hai stu, ur rentz due motehrf…!”

  34. Sabretoof says:

    Blak Kitteh:
    Een teh jungl, teh mytee jungl, teh lyin sleepz 2nyte.
    Een teh jungl teh kwiet jungl teh lyin sleepz 2nyte.

    Strypee kitteh: Hey Hey Hey! (ah wuz tryin 2 sleep)

    Bowth Kittehz : A-weema weh A-weema weh A-weema weh

    Dat sowng gotz een mah hed 2day een it wont git owt.

    • D Marie says:

      Did u noe it were contajus? We may haf 2 be qwaranteened naow.

      • Sabretoof says:

        Oh noes, Ah dont thinks teh qwarateen werks. Ah wuz in buket ov boom truk fixin teh signul lytes. mah frend asked mee “Whoo u tawkin 2 up dere?” A sed I amz singin. He sed wut u singin? Sew ah singded teh song down at himz. Uh woominz dat wuz waytin foar teh bus sed Nao dat songs gonna be stikded in mah hed awl day! If u wuz down hear ah wud git u foar dat! Ah sed dats y ah wayted till ah wuz up in dis buket to start singin it. Gud ting she wuz warin heelz insted ov climin shooz oar ah myte not bee typin dis ryte nao. :)

        • scarletkitty says:

          Dat is a grate storee, Sabretoof. But u iz spreddin ear werms to all uv us. Iz u not even sorwee? No, I don’t feenk u iz. U iz laffing ur ass off, izn’t u?

          • D Marie says:

            ear werms? Do.Not.Want. U been reedin EA Poe agin? I gets a ooky mental imaje of greesy blak werms crawlin in my earz singin sticky, tarry songz. Rite befoar beds. Tank U bery muches. An U want Sabertoof to b soree. *shakes head in disbelief*

        • Jeanie says:

          but whut waz da SONG????? not dat i needz eny eer wermz, mind u. just sayin.

          • elfinugget says:

            I singd “Vincent” (“starry starry night, paint your palette blue and gray…”) to mah kitiz lazt nite. :) I luvz Don McLean. :)

  35. Reese Tora says:

    stripee kitteh sez: dis be why bad luc to has blak kitteh cross path, he ask for rent.

  36. Sabretoof says:

    Ahem, Teh followeeng iz publik servis anownsmint. :

    Dis sowng duz nawt gib u eer wermz! Nope, ahn-ahn, noes!

    (Hevee indorsmint followeeg)

    “Ahz Baron Von Nomnomnom en ah uhproovz ov dis messij!”

    Sowng eez “The Lion sleeps tonight” Iz bai teh Tokens. En u wownt git eer wermz.

    Ah juss a liddle sorwee, nawt much, jus a liddle. Ah did LOLz but ah chekd en mah ass, Ah still haz it. Nao ebreebodee SING! Weeee ummum muhwehhhh!

    • elfinugget says:

      I lyk “Teh Guitar” by Dey Myte Bee Gyintz.

      In da spaceship da silvur spaceship
      Da lyon tayks kontrol…

      Hush mah darling be ztill mah darling
      Da lyon’z on da fone…..

  37. BonzoGal says:

    Ah-weem-ooo-wehh, ah-weem-ooh-weh… eeeeee, deeeee eeeeedeeee deeeee wee-umm-bom-boo-wayyyyy!

  38. Oblivion says:

    I had teh moneyz butt spended all on cheezburgrs…

  39. Nichoals says:

    Cute!

  40. Mary says:

    OMG! They look just like my cats! Right down to the kitty condo!

  41. Aroras-TheRainbowLolKitteh says:

    Blak Kitteh: u mus pai da rent or Be evetad


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