
…Rent Iz Due
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…Rent Iz Due
photo by: ?
capped and submitted by: Dynamo Kiddo
I is businessman u kno…
Slumlord kitteh is not amuzed.
if u call basement cat a businessman
a businesskitteh u mean
a businesskitteh in tacks evasion!
Iz has it, butt can givez you friday????
Awrite! I opend da doore– now i gots git da teevee! Ungh!
Shud hav brot kart… oof…
PEEK-A-BOO!!
Y u bang on seeling? Mah moosik is not 2 lowd!
‘Kat Skratch Fever”.
Ted Nugent.
U no likez?
Maybe sum Motorheads?
The first time that I got it
I was just ten years old
I got it from some kitty next door……
CAT SCRATCH FEVER!!!!
Yes, Ai likez!
Tern it UP!
*air gitaurz*
Excuse me, may I borrow a cup of cheezburger?
halalol
I weel pay u Toozdee for a cheezburger today.
Popeye ftw. Am I old, or does he still show up in reruns once in a while?
Nah. I’m only 28, yet I own the DVD. I saw it when I was a kid and just had to own it. One of Robin Williams most unusual roles.
lololz tehy was teh has him laet on adult swem far a while
provubly still do
i has oppression
Oh hai. Me am upper klass. Me lives up heer.
U must be lowwer klasses.
U haf sum laborz i can profits from?
I iz kitteh; I no doez laborz.
InDed. Nevar haves I seen kitteh laborz. Kitteh are konstructed of anti-laborz.
OMG! kittehz R teemstrz?!!? teh noe wehre R Jimmeh Hoffa?
Uh. I can paintz walls, trow in cheezburger dinner, adn even fux teh blindz- if you nock off moniez on teh rent. Maybee, plez?? I R good for it.
hooray dis is one of the bestest ones. teehee lulz
Houston, rotation sequence is missing parts.
Grownd Kontrol to Major Tomkat….
Ah can has landin walkfru?
O, Hai, is ur cabl out 2?
I’z in ur towerblok, steelin ur cable.
Pah! Pay-per-viewz “mating” film gown all fuzzeh
awwww…iz gonna use dat monies buy lotsa more cheezburgerz….
IZ not see nothink in eiz!
Black Kitteh : Okay, I’m going to have to see visas and work permits for everybody in there.
Stripeh Kitteh : But we’s just here on baycayshun, honist!! Iz frend’z partmint, dat his McBurgerz yooneeform not myne.
Black Kitteh, “We is bildin wall. Keep ur sort out.”
Stripeh Kitteh: “Oh yaz, and who is going to build diz wall furr you? If not induztriouz, hard werkin stripeh kittehs….”
Karlos Mencina kitteh (not pictured) : Takin notes, thinkin, “heh, me can uz that wun in me akt….”
BOO!!
Mah rentin’ condischunz – let me show u dem
Oh dis wan mayd meh laff ^^
i iz on rent stryk til u fixes dis hole
i shud trai dat, partmint haz leek in bafrum seeling, duz not rayn much in feenix, but wen it duz, bafrum is ful ov more pleh and lose tahn uzul
DO NOT WANT
all your bases have been foreclosed on by us
Dis teh mos annoyin koo-koo clok I eber had. Ize sendin it bak to Swizzerlan.
sir, i has no rentz moneys. spended all moneys on cheezburgers. kthx bye.
(evil landlordcat): u mus pai da rent
(damselcat): i cant pai da rent
u mus pai da rent
i cant pai da rent
(intr herocat): ILL pai da rent
mah hero!
cursez, foild agin.
red mi mynd.
wuz aboot tew sai taht.
Ooh – yus giv me flashbak to mah summrcamp days – doin the rootine with a papur napkin pinsched in teh middul to maek hairbow for gurl, evul mustash for villin, an bow tie for hero…happynez!!
LOL!!!
privat joke wif mah husband. Now only has to take nakin & hold it in aproprit place n all laff.
We used teh end of our plaits (Braids) for the moostash and bow. Wuz girlz camp.
alzo long ends of plaits (not braided) makes da very good Viking mustaches.
Aktioncat defeats teh villaincat?
warz mah paypur napkeen?
Peeping tomcat
reqwirez moar stealth.
“AN ZTOP FARTING!!! GAWD!!!”
Who iz Roger and who is Mark?
We’re not gonna pay rent/we’re not gonna pay rent/’cuz everything is REEEENNNTTT…
Benny Cat iz strikin’ deal with Mark Cat.
when tehy akt tuff u callz their bluffz!
Wai rent go upz 300 cheezburgers dis yeer? I can has rent kontroll?
ROTFLMAO!!!1!! Stripeh kitteh luks lyk Manfred!!
Blk kitteh: K nao, stiks ur hed owts a widdl pharder. K, nao Ai twy pawstand on ur hed!! Maybee tayk act on rode wid sirkus!!!
Stripeh kitteh: U godda b f**** kwazy! Don wanna lib wids wots of durty nanimls & wawks thru orphinant poop! Won gitz no gud nom, nom or sweepee spotz n da sirkus! Happee heer!
I can has Japaneez studio aparttment?
Strypee Kitteh stukk
Btweenz dimmenshunz. Tuckksee
Kitteh naow wuntz rent????
“Wun Kitteh’z seeleeng
iz anudder Kitteh’z floar.”
Hoo iz Pawl Symun?
Nyse rugg cawsts Monies
Strypee Kitteh noes tihs. Juss
wantz 2 goez bakk Home!
Jack.
Wow, Jack, Pawl Symun FTW!!
–E
mah upstarz nayboar
wohnt keep his no owt mah bidness.
Rentar Kitteh readies lasers….
I iz teh window washer but I will wash yoo insted.
Lookz deap inna my iz. Yoz gettin slleeeepy….
Oh hai, Ah has seez u fell’d inna werm hole 2…i can has ded reckonink?
what u mean 500 cheezburgrs for studio? i no fink so! U fix showr, me pay rentz, deal?
“hai stu, ur rentz due motehrf…!”
Blak Kitteh:
Een teh jungl, teh mytee jungl, teh lyin sleepz 2nyte.
Een teh jungl teh kwiet jungl teh lyin sleepz 2nyte.
Strypee kitteh: Hey Hey Hey! (ah wuz tryin 2 sleep)
Bowth Kittehz : A-weema weh A-weema weh A-weema weh
Dat sowng gotz een mah hed 2day een it wont git owt.
Did u noe it were contajus? We may haf 2 be qwaranteened naow.
Oh noes, Ah dont thinks teh qwarateen werks. Ah wuz in buket ov boom truk fixin teh signul lytes. mah frend asked mee “Whoo u tawkin 2 up dere?” A sed I amz singin. He sed wut u singin? Sew ah singded teh song down at himz. Uh woominz dat wuz waytin foar teh bus sed Nao dat songs gonna be stikded in mah hed awl day! If u wuz down hear ah wud git u foar dat! Ah sed dats y ah wayted till ah wuz up in dis buket to start singin it. Gud ting she wuz warin heelz insted ov climin shooz oar ah myte not bee typin dis ryte nao.
Dat is a grate storee, Sabretoof. But u iz spreddin ear werms to all uv us. Iz u not even sorwee? No, I don’t feenk u iz. U iz laffing ur ass off, izn’t u?
ear werms? Do.Not.Want. U been reedin EA Poe agin? I gets a ooky mental imaje of greesy blak werms crawlin in my earz singin sticky, tarry songz. Rite befoar beds. Tank U bery muches. An U want Sabertoof to b soree. *shakes head in disbelief*
but whut waz da SONG????? not dat i needz eny eer wermz, mind u. just sayin.
I singd “Vincent” (“starry starry night, paint your palette blue and gray…”) to mah kitiz lazt nite.
I luvz Don McLean.
stripee kitteh sez: dis be why bad luc to has blak kitteh cross path, he ask for rent.
Ahem, Teh followeeng iz publik servis anownsmint. :
Dis sowng duz nawt gib u eer wermz! Nope, ahn-ahn, noes!
(Hevee indorsmint followeeg)
“Ahz Baron Von Nomnomnom en ah uhproovz ov dis messij!”
Sowng eez “The Lion sleeps tonight” Iz bai teh Tokens. En u wownt git eer wermz.
Ah juss a liddle sorwee, nawt much, jus a liddle. Ah did LOLz but ah chekd en mah ass, Ah still haz it. Nao ebreebodee SING! Weeee ummum muhwehhhh!
I lyk “Teh Guitar” by Dey Myte Bee Gyintz.
In da spaceship da silvur spaceship
Da lyon tayks kontrol…
Hush mah darling be ztill mah darling
Da lyon’z on da fone…..
Ah-weem-ooo-wehh, ah-weem-ooh-weh… eeeeee, deeeee eeeeedeeee deeeee wee-umm-bom-boo-wayyyyy!
I had teh moneyz butt spended all on cheezburgrs…
Cute!
OMG! They look just like my cats! Right down to the kitty condo!
Blak Kitteh: u mus pai da rent or Be evetad