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Can not opum filez cabinetz….
Curse mai lack of OPPOSABUL THUMS!!!!!!!
Siilyannz is gonna gits teh vuja day wen she reeds dis!
zomg itz a bebeh sadee loweez!!!!!
(our office cat likes inboxes, too. her gitz top purrority!!)
Lessee….inbox…..outbox…littrbox……
Which one am I sposeta sit in?
oops. i dun s4itted in dis wun. sry.
LOL!!! FTW!!
I iz waitn for the Fed X guy, sometime he smells lik chezburgr
I no liks to be filed DO NOT WANT
Iz in yur inbox intercepting yur filez
i iz in ur inbox pretending 2 b outgoing
huh..?
I pretendz 2 be outgoings but i iz sekrelty shy
kitteh : K I sit hea, humn pei tension to meh. HEI! HEI! it be ma turn nao plz kthx.
Moar vacation time plezz??
Fur sum reesun this remind me of a movee (can’t ‘membr witch, tho) wher dis guy wit a gazillyon kittehs wuz at his desk riting wit teh ol style ink pen, an den uses bebeh kitteh to blot with.. bebeh goes “murf!” (OH NOES … think of the LOLblottrs! … *sigh* … doan evn start, k?!)
Anywon ‘member wot movee dat is?… i be havin old fart brain fart…
The Wrong Box!
LOL “murf”!!!!
mai noo favrit kitteh sownd!
I’z keepin ur filein warmz. Plz, no needz thank me.
Wurk? Whut wurk? Yu don wanna wurk, yu wanna snorgle teh kitteh.
Lessee shud file unner “C” fur Cat or “K” fur Kitteh!
I files moast tings under “A.” A cat, a kitteh, a customer’s complaint.
I files stuff unner “gettu” an “residue”. What I can, I get tu, and the res I du tumorow.
I’m sur my predecessor filed wit dat system, or possiblee used a diffrent alfabet (Klingon, purrhaps) altogether. Wen I tries to find stuf she fileded, it be hopeless.
I once had an assistant who filed the reccords of a conference under B… for “Big Meeting.”
2 ur predassessur:
“Hab SoSlI’ Quch!”
(meenz “ur muther haz a smoove foarhed” in klingon. i can has klingon insult?)
I can mutter it while going to the file storage room, as good as cursing, but not getting me the disapproving look from the boss! 2 more years and I can shred the last of the records she kept. I’m going to enjoy it.
Ar Yu Bein Served refrenz! Major win!
You’v al dun vereh wel!
Filez kitteh undah “Black”.
FTP Cat sais u cannot connect to server.
This wurk stuff is mah bete, Noire.
Gud wun!!!!
Plz do nawt fold, spindl, or myootilayt. Plz insted pet, cuddl an snorg-ilayt.
Wud lubs to snoglayt dis kitteh. Luks lyk kitteh Ai hads naym Onyx. Miss her eben tho shez bin gon lawng tym.
I can has new favrit werd? I wants snorg-ilayt.!!! BG, can u conjugate teh verb-form of to snorg-ilayt? I tink I noes teh definitions awlreddy. I gets to practise on my new kitteh and puppeh in 2 or 3 weeks, and I needs to noes how to use dis werd pawperly. Tank U!
Snorgilayt: transative verb. To physically adore an animal, frequently a kitteh or puppeh, inclusive of the acts of schmooing, squeeing, nomming on jellybean toes, and lubbing. Often accompanied by baby talk of a flattering nature, i.e.: “Whoooo is da kyootest behbeh in teh world? You are! YOU are!”
Etymology: Latin snorgilatus, past participle of snorgilare, frequentative of snorgare: to get all cuddly-wuddly.
Inflected Form(s): -layt·ed; -layt·ing
jeanus!!!
BG is gud lex…lecks…lesk…dikshunary writing purrson. A++++++++ grayd with teh Gold Star Sticker.
Awww, fanks u guyz! I just cut n’ paysted stuff frum a dikshunary website. I’m a gud playjerist…
Do nawt givez awai yr sekrets. U did verwy gud job wif dat, I wuz muches of de imprested. And naow D Marie can use wif new kitteh and puppeh wen day arrivez.
Yay!!
big win no mattur wear u gottid it!!!
I beleaves teh wurd you is luking fur be “lexicographer”, they b teh peeps who like 2 werk wif werds ten makes beeeg books fulls of them. yr welcome.
curesez! put in wong spot, shud b udder Marie’s post. Bad intarwebz!
Snorgilo, I snorgle; snorgailas, you snorgle; snorgilat, he she or it snorgles
Snorgilamus, we snorgle; snorgilatus, yu-all snorgle; snorgilant, they snorgle.
I noo mah kollij Lattin wood com in uzeful sum day. Altho “Snorgilo” sounds like a minur Shaksperean karakter…
A++++++++ Gold Star!!!!
I’m gonna need a rubbr stamp fur dis grayd, I can tellz!
LOL!! Daffy & BG r jeenyusz!! Mah neckst kitteh wil b naymed Snorgilo!!!
akshully, Snorgilo is low-tek Japnise moovy monstur. he furry but very big.
Dat not been Snorgjira? (Original Toyo reference)
& what wud B the past pluperfect of snorgare? purrhaps snorgilarat? Me not shure, want 2 look up in dikshunary, but kitteh Rigel iz on my lapp & sez — DO NOT conjugate – Snorgilate meh!!!!
Snorgilo? Hwy dat name soun phamiler? O ai nose, it be da name uv dat cat dat wuz Shakspears muze!
Srsly, all dose muzes r rilly kittehs, nawt hooman shaped at awl- de greeks dey jus didnt liek egypt so’s dey nawt carbe da stachoos rite.
Fanku Purrfessur BG, dat wuz such total win!!!! ROFLMAO
Win!!! Iz cud alwaze tell teh Boos Iz duing “handz on” trainig 4 n3w employeee!
MOOTILATING? THINKS OF THE FECKING LOLCOWS!
Silhouettecat is a silhouette.
o hai Jill, hait 2 b a pill, but thiz report needz prioritee, az it iz a requizishunz 4 200 cheezburgrz – I MEEN, 200 new staplerz…yeah, thatz it…BADLY needed staplerz, soo plz immediatlee notify mee ov theer arrivul! kthxbai! ur a peech!
iz confuuzd. Duz pend meen sit?
when a file iz pending, it meenz it needz processing an thatz why kitteh iz in the inbox, silly!
iz ur filecat …all plugged in an prakktizzn my holloweenz lighted duteez
Unnesasary bizee wurk detekted… LAZORS LOK ON TARGIT!!!!
pnedin pendin. Will summbodee plz to file me? I wanna play in teh file kabnet!!
I’z in ur kabnet, fuxing ur alfabetizin.
Seekrit Spie Kitteh
iz steelieeng Ur dokkumentz
Hewminz unnawayrz
Kitteh sitz awn paypurr
Uzez seekrit butt secks cam
Hye-tekk ossmosis
Kitteh haz koad naym
“Macabitee”. Finks itz sowndz
much win an awwsum!
Jack.
“Hye-tekk ossmosis” = akwyrng sumting bai bing neer to itz. Kitteh sittng on paypers wudnt nece … nsses… awways need buttseck cam! Gud wun Jack!
wudint taht maek it “ass-mosis”?
LOLOL!1!!!1!
macabitee? dis be skotland yard’s office?
hwere be awl da jellicle cats?
Hi, kitsunerina, gothkitteh, ManfredMom and The Crapture:
MungoJerree and Griddilboanz arr bizzee kayseeng Macabitee’s next jooleree heist.
Jack.
Procurement kitteh sez ur perchass oardurz is not akseptabul in dis foarmat, plz to resubmit wif propr notayshuns, plzthxbai
procurement kitteh not so gud at sayings ob teh plsthx part. Dey downt tink it necessarie.
procurement kitteh oanlee trying to sownd plezint on wai to teh part about “bai” iz nawt trying veri hard tho, aktuly
Perchass oardurz incompleet. Noes haves cheezburgrz on dem!
in triplukate!
… in tripluKAT!
“…notice the flying Gothic buttresses on teh late 13th century cathedral… hay! U IN TEH BAK wit teh cheezeburger! U bring enuff for EVERBUDDY? u B SHARING WIT DAH whole KLASS?”
Paperwate cat sez: Diz boreings job, but payz rite. *Noms on cheezburgr.*
es phrum phlintstones?
Nah. If it wuz, there’d b a rly bad pun liek “At leest I pullz mai wate aroun heer.” or summat.
Petting lolcat is Top Priority!
take ur kat 2 wurk day iz nice, but wud me much much mor bettur if u wurkded in cheezburger factory.
lets git outta heer, itz purr-thirtee. trust meh, des fyulz r nawt relevunt to ur interests!
Save cat and print often.
Papur Pushin Cat
Iz waits for hiz stapler
DO LOVE!!
Hai Maria, I b D Marie, Marie b arownd heer sumwhers. How ya doin? Lub ur shoes.
Me, too, lubs yr shooes. Shooes is relevunt to my intrests. I sign in heer as SK, u sees, but I iz also a D Marie in reel lyfe!
The incat is IN
Office kitteh is wundering… ware is dis mouse I keep hearin bout?
Offiss kitteh be 2 cute fur werdz
i are waiting for my kapshunz
i wants kitteh in MY inbox..
Prisnr Kat No 6: Iz plz not be pushd, filed, stampd, indexd, briefd, debriefd, or numbrd
ackshooly, dis is hard-to-find accessoree for color copier from Staples commurshuls.
ROFFFLL! Mai favorite!
warm copiz soothz ma pilez
IS MENTIS FUGIT KITTEH KARMA!!!!!!! Holy sheeet!