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YOU HAS NO COVER


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…ON TPS REPORT

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Boss Cat says: Um yeah, I’m gonna need you to come in on Caturday.

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  1. Kate says:

    Mapkwest directions…I has them.

  2. Sunnshyne says:

    I’m on yer map, messin’ with yer direckshuns.

  3. Darrkwolff says:

    XQZ meh….mai staplur…..you has it.

  4. mitumeetz says:

    dang it feelz good to b a kitteh

  5. mitumeetz says:

    “Boss Cat says: Um yeah, I’m gonna need you to come in on Caturday.”

    An’ I’s gonn do it, cuz i’s a big pussy.

  6. Chicken Girl says:

    That memo — u no has it?

  7. phel says:

    teh ratio of kittehs to cheezburgers is too big

  8. scribbleed says:

    Disapproving cat is disapproving

  9. Ria says:

    I haff pointymint wiff duh Bobs, so’s nuh. Nut gunna puts duh cuversheets on!

  10. Cat mom of 3 says:

    Wurk on Caturday?!?!?!?!?!?!?
    Oh Noes Noes NOOOOOOOOOOES…..

  11. D.R. says:

    U fergots put detoor waer u goez ta soopermarkit an gets fwesh groun beif, bunz an slyse cheev. U put dat on liss an evryfing okey.

    • elfinugget says:

      An’ da othur detoor waer yu be goez to da makdonildz foar $.59 cheezburgurz, liek, 10 ov dem, an’ den da Arbeez foar teh rozt-beefz wif muushy cheez 5 for 5.95 an den yu ztop at sonik an’ den Cheezburger King an den…..

      um…..

      Oh, dis iz dyrekshunz to Fuddrukkerz?

      Oh, okaez, I go fynd mah leezh an’ karryur. We nom!

      Whut yu meen I no kom wif??

      NOOoOOoooOOoo but it ar my BIRFDAYE!!!!!

  12. Dunhamzzz says:

    That ain’t new baby!

  13. reilly says:

    I iz no happee wit ur werk. Iz allwayz veree badz. Mite be sacking u I thinks and save da moneys for cheezburgerz.

  14. AceFAce says:

    tooks forevar for printar to give me report. i sez letz smush it!

  15. muzz says:

    ai cud puts stryknin in teh catnip…

  16. Lady Ice says:

    Iz gonna blows up the building

  17. catseye says:

    Remembr, TPS reports xcellent fr teh disposl of teh fish gutz.

  18. Duffy says:

    Teh copier sed “jam” so I stiked my nose in to find teh jam. but it wusnt nommy and now I gots toner on mah nose. pleh.

  19. TeeBee says:

    dis look like important papers. i use for rest now.

  20. Genevieve says:

    hahaha cute & clever

  21. Jack Deth says:

    Phunnee Fatz Hewmin
    wiff beeg glassus wuntz himz Redd
    Sweenglyne Stayplurr bakk

    I goes fyndz! It no haz
    leggz, so kood nawt trabbil far
    in diss Awffiss Spayse

    Mebbee I doo diss
    layturr. Printurr paypurr feelz so
    nyse unner mie pawz :-)

    Jack.

  22. Fionn says:

    I’z on yer roadzmapz, leevin teh skidmarks!

  23. tribble says:

    OMG that kitty is soooo cute

  24. Nick says:

    I iz ur new boss. Dat makez nine.

  25. Nick says:

    Iz ur new boss. Dat makez nine.

  26. myfrisbee says:

    k humn you can has direcshuns to bring me cheezburgah.

    • msnoah says:

      pot-hed offiz kitteh:

      I gotta stop smooknz soo much on morning breek, I got teh muncheez now an cant find my staplr 2 staplz mah mapquest direkshunz 2 teh cheezburgr stoor!!! itz bluu, i think…ware teh hek iz that theeng?!

  27. hBoBh says:

    “corporate accounts payable, nina speaking… just a moment”

  28. Naomi says:

    OFFICE SPACE LOLCATS FTW!!! :D

  29. CaptSpaulding says:

    Lawyer kitteh is lookin for loopholes.

  30. kittehlvrs says:

    Uhhh, yeeeeeeaaaaah, u iz havin to com 2 werk on Caturday. An goes ahead to com inz on Sunnyday. Yeeeeeeaaah thx.

  31. Girlcat says:

    Yeah, I don’t really like talking about my flair.

  32. Noobalox says:

    um, scuze me, scuze me senor, may i speek 2 u pleez? i asked 4 a cheezburger, an they browt me a chikkin sandwich insted, an i said no lettuce, NO LETTUCE on the cheezburger, but it had lettuce on it, big things of lettuce stuck right on the burger… lo siento? if it happenz again, i wont be leeving a tip, cuz i could… i could shut this place down, sir, i could take my travelers cheks 2 competing resort, i could write letter 2 bored of tourism and have this place condemned, i could put strykneen in teh french fries. there was big things of lettuce

    (just about the only Office Space reference that hadn’t been done yet :p )

  33. Nanny's Manda says:

    Offis Spayse kitteh is full of win and awesome.

  34. Jess says:

    These arent your pens, Richard! These pens belong in MY house. You cant come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy.

  35. zomghaxwtfbbq says:

    The memo, let me show you it.

    ALRDY GOTTED TEH MEMO KTHX

  36. HockeyKitty says:

    Itz not tat I’z lazy, itz tat I’z jus don kares

    okays, mebbe kittehs ARE lazy, but weez still not kares

  37. kamie says:

    kitteh can’t git therzs frum herzs … no cheezburgers therzs!!


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