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Mapkwest directions…I has them.
Turn leffs, den wite, den lefs, den wite, den lefs, den lefs again, den annuver lefs…
Wait, we goez in circles.
Jus’ follows distinkt odor ov cheezburger. We gets there sumhows.
I sorree, u not has permishun to leeve meh, slaev.
I’m on yer map, messin’ with yer direckshuns.
XQZ meh….mai staplur…..you has it.
ur staplur, iz nao part ov mai flair…
Offis Spayce refrens FTW!1!!
So much awsum!!!
Hey Kitteh….whaaaaaat’s happ’nin’?
I;m going to need you to work saturday
(Caturday)
I’z gonna haz to go ahed an ask u to givz me dat cheezburgr, mmmkay? Dat wud be greeeeeeaaaaat.
FTW!
dang it feelz good to b a kitteh
WIN!
“Boss Cat says: Um yeah, I’m gonna need you to come in on Caturday.”
An’ I’s gonn do it, cuz i’s a big pussy.
That memo — u no has it?
teh ratio of kittehs to cheezburgers is too big
I hav review ur propozalz, and u are not propozin enuff stuff innem.
New propozalz on my desk in haff an hour.
Kthxbi.
Dammit, I noo dat kitteh luuked familyar! It must be mah boss, coz dat’s ezzackly wut she sez!
Disapproving cat is disapproving
yes thank you!
She totalee disapproves uv ur destinashun, dat’s 4 sher.
I haff pointymint wiff duh Bobs, so’s nuh. Nut gunna puts duh cuversheets on!
Wurk on Caturday?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Oh Noes Noes NOOOOOOOOOOES…..
U fergots put detoor waer u goez ta soopermarkit an gets fwesh groun beif, bunz an slyse cheev. U put dat on liss an evryfing okey.
An’ da othur detoor waer yu be goez to da makdonildz foar $.59 cheezburgurz, liek, 10 ov dem, an’ den da Arbeez foar teh rozt-beefz wif muushy cheez 5 for 5.95 an den yu ztop at sonik an’ den Cheezburger King an den…..
um…..
Oh, dis iz dyrekshunz to Fuddrukkerz?
Oh, okaez, I go fynd mah leezh an’ karryur. We nom!
Whut yu meen I no kom wif??
NOOoOOoooOOoo but it ar my BIRFDAYE!!!!!
That ain’t new baby!
I iz no happee wit ur werk. Iz allwayz veree badz. Mite be sacking u I thinks and save da moneys for cheezburgerz.
tooks forevar for printar to give me report. i sez letz smush it!
ai cud puts stryknin in teh catnip…
i can has swingline?
they switched to the boston, but i kept the swingline staples……
Iz gonna blows up the building
ai cud set teh bilding on fier
Oh noez. Wot aboutz teh LOLBildinz!?
Remembr, TPS reports xcellent fr teh disposl of teh fish gutz.
Teh copier sed “jam” so I stiked my nose in to find teh jam. but it wusnt nommy and now I gots toner on mah nose. pleh.
PC Load Kitteh? WTF does taht mean?
WINZ!
dis look like important papers. i use for rest now.
hahaha cute & clever
Phunnee Fatz Hewmin
wiff beeg glassus wuntz himz Redd
Sweenglyne Stayplurr bakk
I goes fyndz! It no haz
leggz, so kood nawt trabbil far
in diss Awffiss Spayse
Mebbee I doo diss
layturr. Printurr paypurr feelz so
nyse unner mie pawz
Jack.
I’z on yer roadzmapz, leevin teh skidmarks!
eeeeewwwwwww!
OMG that kitty is soooo cute
I iz ur new boss. Dat makez nine.
Iz ur new boss. Dat makez nine.
I can’t believe u went thru nother one! Dat’s 9 dis month!
k humn you can has direcshuns to bring me cheezburgah.
pot-hed offiz kitteh:
I gotta stop smooknz soo much on morning breek, I got teh muncheez now an cant find my staplr 2 staplz mah mapquest direkshunz 2 teh cheezburgr stoor!!! itz bluu, i think…ware teh hek iz that theeng?!
“corporate accounts payable, nina speaking… just a moment”
ohnoez atak of teh MUNDAEZZZ
“naw, i’m a firm believer that someone would get their @$$ kicked for saying something like that”
OFFICE SPACE LOLCATS FTW!!!
Lawyer kitteh is lookin for loopholes.
Uhhh, yeeeeeeaaaaah, u iz havin to com 2 werk on Caturday. An goes ahead to com inz on Sunnyday. Yeeeeeeaaah thx.
Yeah, I don’t really like talking about my flair.
um, scuze me, scuze me senor, may i speek 2 u pleez? i asked 4 a cheezburger, an they browt me a chikkin sandwich insted, an i said no lettuce, NO LETTUCE on the cheezburger, but it had lettuce on it, big things of lettuce stuck right on the burger… lo siento? if it happenz again, i wont be leeving a tip, cuz i could… i could shut this place down, sir, i could take my travelers cheks 2 competing resort, i could write letter 2 bored of tourism and have this place condemned, i could put strykneen in teh french fries. there was big things of lettuce
(just about the only Office Space reference that hadn’t been done yet :p )
Offis Spayse kitteh is full of win and awesome.
These arent your pens, Richard! These pens belong in MY house. You cant come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy.
The memo, let me show you it.
ALRDY GOTTED TEH MEMO KTHX
Itz not tat I’z lazy, itz tat I’z jus don kares
okays, mebbe kittehs ARE lazy, but weez still not kares
kitteh can’t git therzs frum herzs … no cheezburgers therzs!!