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…nao can eat?
photo by: ?
capped and submitted by: George
phat kitty can’t wate.
( rubenesque kitty says: “I’m in shape… round is a shape !!!” )
OO!OO! Dos dat meen da I can be teh rubenesque too?? Yay!!
I tinks we ar or we arnt rubenesque, as teh case may b, naow we jus has to adopt teh cat liek purrsonalitee an maek teh udders call us what we wants to be called. Floofy peepl ob teh werld unite!
I not phat. I is floofy, rubenesque, and um….have a grate purrsonalitee. Rilly. Srsly.
Me tooz. Also a purrty face.
Mai cheezbrgr! U cannot has!!
wat i meen 2 say iz taik wun step clozer an i will scratch ur eyz owt…
noobudee, an i meen NOOBUDEE, standz between mee an mah cheezburger…!
do wee undrstand wun anothr? kthxbai.
gud luck kitty has berry good luck. Has cheezbuger all to self.
taht is wun luckeh kitteh! having cheezburger like dat. kitteh is full of kute as well..
“Soooooo close… and yet soooooo far… HURRY UP!!!”
Kitteh: Doctur sez no cheezburgers until u lowur ur kolesterall an dropp sum wait. U r in dangerosities of kitteh dyabeetees. Dat cuud shortin ur lyf. An wee want kitteh rownd as long as paussable.
problem is kitteh is awready rownd
Kitteh needz cheezburger to b muches phardr way frum himz to git teh essersizez!
( kitty is almost as round as possible already, but not so much long … )
whoopsie !!! let’s switch that to “those layne bryant girls will kick your 4ss”, K? ;o)
LOL!
“get awayz frum mai cheezburger or ail kick ur 4ss, u skinnee bich!!@!!”
I nauw pronownss u kitteh an burger. U mayh nauw partayke ov t3h bryde.
Kitteh will neow ravish bryde?
I CAN has cheezburger!
Now wat??
Kitteh luks stunned by teh nooz.
Wat next? Lolrus gits bukkit?
“It’s the end of the world as we know it”
Soopersize me kthx.
Eet up kitteh. whin ur done, we goes an gitz u a new toopay. Teh wun ur warin doant mach urselfz.
Occifer kitteh sez:
“Whut? Dis? Dis is only lightz anomon…anamamam, spechizul effex kaused by teh ‘puterz. Dere iz no cheezburgerz here. U moove on naw, nuttin’ to seez. Rly, U go nao. I’z got srous bizznez 2 which I haz to attendedz too.”
Dangz. Shoulda reeded m’lissa first. Woulda been “Donald Trump Kitteh Sez:”
Dis r forteenth tayk. I can has no mor cheezburgr? PLS?
um, “no mor cheezburgr” is teh blazphemeiezzes!
No, is nawt deh blazphemeiezzes. Iz naow deh nessssessities!
I haz bin overserved.
We must haz teh Spinach Inquizzition nao.
Nowun esspeks de Spinach Inquizzition!!!
LOL!!
Kthnxbuy
R Eugene Leveh’s kitteh? Dead ringer iz.
“U call dis a Happee Meel?!? Ware mah fryz? Ware mah Coak? WAR MAH TOY????!?”
if kitteh ain’t happeh, ain’t nobuddee happeh!
OMG! lookielookielookie! Is Jeebus pikture awn teh cheezburger bunz. Rly. Rly. Nooooo, jubst skwintz ur eiez. LOOKIT! RITE DERE! Kawl teh batacan! Den kawl teh eeebayez!
sumbunny saw jeezuz at mackdonylz!
No bacon? No pickles? No fries?
Meh…
no merlot?
I’m not drinking any @#$%ing merlot!
But u IZ sideways!!!1!
Vary funny (not lafing). Now whare is de REAL cheezburger?
Ironic Capshun Kitteh sai, “dis is literal cheezburger! Me alwuz konsidured cheezburger to be not-pictured object of generalwistic desirez. When me sai cheezburger, u didn’t fink i meanz cheezburger did yuz? Serious? Sheesh. Uz ppl. Ur undahstandin ov symbowlizum startz & endz w. ‘mot-ee-kons. PLz go now, me werkin’ on me doktoral thesis. Iz kitteh thing. U widdnt undurstandz.”
U vrey phunnee!!
Uh oh, dis liek findin owt pruf uv God or sumpin! Hmm… k, mebbe nawt. But is nootrishus ennyway…
I can has bite?
oh noez! i hope kitty’s cheezburger is a turkey one – kitty needs a diet!
you may go meow. i will nots eat teh villagers 2nite. ktnxbai.
What yoo mean I haz to share?? *glare*
nummies nummies
an naow, teh irregularlee skejuled LOLSPEARE!
chunkee kittee expownces on herz luv 4 da cheezburger:
“mai burger’s cheez iz nutheeng laik teh sun;
emruld iz far moar green than itz lettiss;
if sno b whyte, why then itz bun b dun;
if frys b wurmz, wurmz burro owt teh bag.
an yet, bai heaven, ai tink mai luv as rare
as enny burger belied with falss compare.”
lol
shall i kompaer thee to a cheezburgr?
thow art… um… less nommy… an nootrishus. – srsly, iz dat a cheezburger u has der??
ekslently non-iambiks nawt wivstanding. . . . ai tink dat diss piksha proovz beyond dowt dat dee produkts ov a surtin McBurgr Chayn arnt fud-wurthy. Ai meen srsly, cheezburgr iz ryte der an kitteh iz turning fayss lyke King Kong trying to dodge cloroform. Plastic cheez, antibiotiech roid burgr, sugarbread, hydroponic ded gmo vejtables, flaccid pickle, pre-digested fillings, DO NOT WANT!!!
i wuz tinkin same thing. kitteh eckspreshun looks lyke “U want me too eats WHAT?, fuggetaboudit. Not hapenenen” I acksully thot dat teh ting was plastic anway.
Heh heh… u sed flaccid.. heh heh..heh
flaccid pikle FTW!
I r serius cat. Dis r serius bizness. SRSLY. U goes wai nao.
oh hai guiz, if u is innerestid, Catpurr 2 uv “Teh Grate Cheezburger Liber… Liburr… Reskyoo!” is poastid. kthxbai!
FTW!1! Catpurr 2 juss as good as Catpurr 1. Now only nedd drahmatic end! Dum, dum, dum, dum….Plz, kthx!
joe strummer cat sayz “CHEESEBOIGER!”
I Mawdil Kitteh
Rekwyrz a reel Cheezburgr
4 motibayshun
Plasstik Cheezburgr
iz awll fayk an “Pleh!”
Kitteh needz reel deel!
Kitteh canz forgetz
lotza fingz if duz nawt has
propurr newtrisshun!
Jack.
Kitteh bez eatin tu manyz cheezburgrs awredy! Noe can haz cheezburgr! Srsly. Kthx, bai naow.
miss septemburger
At last mah dreem iz finalee heer! De sakrid yoonyun ov kat an cheezburger…
Iz byootaful ting.
O no, kitteh! If u iz goeing tu has cheezburgr et lawng lazt, shuld be wun uv betur kwalitee! U shud no settul fr littul playn boraing fazt fewd burgr. Watr lettuz? Wayr tumaytow? Wayr, endeed, iz teh beef? If kitteh iz gunna splurj diyetarulee and has cheezburgr, kitteh shud get reelee gus wun. Mehbee trai Tripul Praiym Burgr et Roobee Toozdeyz? (I noe I wud liek tu.)
(Jest fr rekerd, I has nuffin agenst peepulz or kittehz wut liekz teh fazt fewd stufz. Do ez I has groed intu supoesid adolthud, I du faiynd MikCheezburgr tu b a littul undurdrezzt fr mai taystz.)
I wunderz if teh luk awn kitteh’s faec is sayin, “Hay, ur chzburgr iz bigger an nommier den myn! Wai u gibin meh teh crappee widdul plehburger? We can has traed??”
Yu putted musserd on this wun, didn yu. ON PURPUS.
plz 2 has sum friez with that. kthx.
Kitteh jus watin for der werd an he be hapi
VEGETARIAN CAT DOES NOT APPRECIATE YOUR IRONY.
oh my, it’s an original (at least looks liek it) McDumb CB.
you make me fat {but you so good} ihate you
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