i iz stuck in yoga
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capped and submitted by: Nikki
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Stop! Hammertime!
ROFL! That maed me spew Vitamin Water. WIN!!!
ekzpeshullee amayzing considring yu woz axly drinking wodka!
my heinie….let me show eet to u.
Wut a kewt KEWT CAT BUTT!!!
Looke! Looke! I can do sumfin reely cool!
….
Noo i cant.
“it werkd soh well inz mah hed…”
I think you’re cool, kitn!
hazards of intrepretive dance, part one
isadora duncan kitteh had many dangerous, near-death episodes even before her tragic death from getting her long scarf entangled in a car wheel. her avant garde interpretive dance moves were often dangerous, such as the one pictured above, in which her neck was fractured. additionally, she was ridiculed incessantly by the media for showing the infamous “kittybutt.”
WIN!
It seemed lyke a gud idea at dah tyme.
I thot I culd, I thot I culd, I thot I culd.
Liddle enjine mebbe nawt alwais rite?
I iz stuck in Yoga; is mi fur matted?
yoga teechr kitteh says to stuck kitteh:
BREATHE!!
Yoga not dah sower milluk stuff?
i iz meening to do dat.
Gracefulkat is graceful. And meant to do that. Totally meant to.
Eben teh part wen it fell off teh bak uv teh cowch. Srsly.
yu hoominz, yu just jellus.
Haz u evah notised dat kittehs doan’t seems to no how much der butts waigh?
see how he licks him butt to show cazhoolness.
INVISIBLE BREAK DANCE MAT
ow! it breaks!!
i phi, i think ur comment was the best.
tanks.
LOL…you funnee!
hug you COL!
was feelin lonesome and unfunnees.
iz better nao!
Kitteh has malfunktiuned again. Pleez to be returning onse moar to uprite pozishun.
My thoughts exactly KikahaOta!
it special type
i calls it “upward pooter”
LOEL
I has grabitee malfunkshun. Pleez tu halp.
I kan haz kie-row-prak-tur naow??? I fink I hurted maiself
U gonna beez sore inna mornin kitteh!
Pretzl kitteh
Skuze me larger kitteh frend, will you pull mah paw (and stands back…)
Wrastle me, dammit! I’ma practizin to join WWF.
TaeKwanDo kitteh demonstrayts advansed form fur demanding Master Mi Aow.
“If I does dis rite, I can has mah tail back?”
Kitteh testin fur black tail!
Win.
Don’t just stand there! Halp me!!!
DON’T JUST DO SOMETHING!!! STAND THERE!!!
Master Cat cannot restrain a smyle as teh fulish stoodunt attemps advansed posishun. “I sed yu wur not spurrrichully reddy,” he sez amewsedly.
dis wone is called
Awkward fasing cat
oh, there are so many positions that could be called “awkward facing human”. ’specially when the noobs attempt them.
Kitteh, u ben readin too much YogaJurnal agenz! De poazes on teh front cuvur onlee for purrfeshunals!
the chinacat peed on your rug?
dude, that was a valued rug, it really tied the room together
Big Lebowski refrenz for the win! DUDE!
teh chinacat r not teh issue, d00d..besiedz, dat r not teh prefurred gnome-n-claychur…
I juss droppt in juss to c waht condishun my condishun waz in.
so wen i standz on my hed, and … get my leg… over… okay, wait. lemme try agin. okay. so *oof* if i get on my hed … and … push wif my leg… and *ow* and… oh ferget it. i can’t do it.
halp!!!!
…i fallen an i can’t get up!
YOGA…yer doin’ it wrong.
Heee! Wook whut I can dew!
i ar warning u big kitteh, i lernt thiz moov frum hee who doesn’t sleep but onlee waitz, teh grait Chuck Norriz! now back off!
k, seez wat i didz 2 this rug?! agan not posibul withowt teh guidance ov Chuck Norriz, soo heerz ur last warning:
RETWEET OR DIE big kitteh!!!
Liddil Kitteh tryz
Drunkun Munkee Kung~ Foo. Nawt
gud, ackshualee
Tryz 2 getz un~stukk
Reesistanse iz fyutile. Juss
reelackz an fawll daown
Liddil wyte furr bawll
seez Wurld fum new poynt uv veew
wyle Mommee giggilz
Jack.
Mommee iznt onwee wun giggilz! Me giggilz twooo. Tweet widdle bundel ov floof!
Invisible Twister
Ai tink Aib dun dat muv pwyng twiztr. Hard ta gits ups frum!
Kitteh: Jus shoa me all dose niftee moves so’s I can start trashin bozos!
Senseicat: Ed Gruberman u fale to grasp Tie Kwon Leep. uproach me dat u mite see. Obserb klosely klass. Boot to da hed!
Kitteh: OW! u booted me to da hed!
Senseicat: u r lukky Ed Gruberman, fyuu novises expereehence so much of Tie Kwon leep so soon.
BOOT TO DA HED!
WIN!
Dr. Demento FTMFW! u can has 5 cheezburgers, and an internets 2!
ai fank u most gen-er-us-lee, ser Noobalox.
ai seed da eckspreshun on da senseicat an den ai taught, ‘ed gruberman’ and den ai postd dis.
“Yah yah patience. How long dat tayk????” I second Noobalox’s FTMFW!!!!!!
Wun uv my purrsonal faves. Dr. Demento and Boot to dah head!
Yay!!
I tink dat was The Frantix, wusn’t it? Dey did anuver one, the growse owt cawntest or sumfing lyk dat wich I thawt wus eben funnyer.
Duz dis maek mah buttz luk beeg?
Grampa Howard Kitteh sez: Dong, where iz mai automobeal?
Rollin on teh floor Kitteh sez: Otto moh beeeeeeeeel?
Lake…big lake…
16 candles–wun of teh bestest moovies evar…
hello secksee GURLfren!!!
One of teh best movees bout teenage angst EVAH … Anthony Michael Hall waz perfeck (an didnt he grow up nicelee?) … ‘member John Cusack as one half of teh nerd duo (an didnt HE grow up xtra nicelee?!)
Ai sekond dat eemoshun! Speshully on teh John Cusack!!!
Being stuck in union is not a bad thing.
Stuck in asana is a whole other wheel of dharma.
Upside-down jazz hands!
Mai butt. Let me show u it.
Oh, hai! I wuz just runnin’ along teh floor heer, and I tripped over dat big copyright notice rite dere…
lol TB. u just maded me choke on potstickur. at least it didnt go owt mai noze
Caturday nytez awlryte foar fytin!
(eeben if onlee wun iz dooin it.)
omgosh, better breakdancing skills than me!
Duz dis maek mah butt look bigg?
Obviously SUMwun took a flyin skid –look at teh corner uv teh rug!
I did dis wunce, an mai bak haz nebber bin teh saym sinse.
PSA: Nebber atempt orral self-gratyfikashun wifout a spotter!
Contortionist kitteh is…. contorted.
i can does headspinz!
Atheist kitteh sez “Gawd, U can kiss mai ass. Here, let me show you.”
OK I gotted inna pozichun from Katta Sutra – can’t stay like dis foar long tho – grab bebby oyl and feavers quik!!
Iz da lethal stinkeh kitteh butt attack! Killz with wun wiff!
Halp!!! Ma yin got stuk in ma yang!!!!!!
Mooohoooahhhahhh! Evil Scientist Kitteh testing anti-grav suppositories on helpless victim.
But mommee I want be in gmynatsics!
I WUZ TRYINA DO PLOW POZE BUT NOW IN DOWNWERD FACING DOG.
sweet wherd you get pic
downward facing cat!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! well funny!!!! my pics are just of me and my m8 pretending to be nutters…hang on….. WE ARE NUTTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL