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Noe, hims b taxing mah pheasants (unner glass)
peasants?
…proletariat rather.
oh wait, be taxing the phroletariat, while eatin pheasants unner glass.
Up wid da proletari-cat!
and pologeez for bad pun >_<
Dimunz, dazeez, snoflaxe, that cat!
Chestnuts, Rainbows, Springtime…
Is That Cat
She’s tinsel on a tree…
She’s everything that every cat should be!
(gray kitteh in bak ignorung hims as hrd as hims can! “GUILTY!”)
Ah doant noes WHO dat weerd kitteh is.
La la la la, I’m not heer, I can’t seeeee yoooooouu…
jean-paul marat gray kitteh plotz himz next moov aginst eevul pezint-taxin kitteh. marat kitteh goez on 2 start teh rain uv terrur, whilez eevul tax kitteh getz TEH GEE-O-TEEN!!!!! I CAN HAS HEDZ 2 B ROLLIN!11!!!!1!
Awl endz in prajedee wen jawn-pawl marat kitteh b uhsassynayted waiyl in baff. Do hiztoriyunz wundur if Marat kitteh purrfur deff tu taykin baff in teh tub.
“Prajadee”? Krap liek taiping detekted. dat shud be “trajedee”, uv korz. I noe, iz silleh tu b korektin spelin eroar wen speekin lolcat, but dat wuz moar a taipo end mey hav mayd poast nawt b undurstuud.
TAIL OF TEW SITTEES
TAIL OF 2 KITTIES.
“It iz a far, far burger thing I do thn I haz efer doezd bfor…”
Calm down kitteh — yoo iz wiggin out.
Kitteh been bleechunhg hare 2 long — it luks lyk dryed owt cottun.
Thank goodness she nawt addickitid too tannin too!
She awlreddy a HOT MESS!
say it M… stoopy… cmon…
bleech hayre, tan — iz paris hilton kitteh!
“stoopy lil ho.”
stoopy little ho likes it ruff, dand ruff.
Stoopy ho kitteh pushez plabutton for teh Pron tape.
Kitteh haz 2 much klass to be Paris Hilton kitteh! Awl kittehs has 2 much klass 2 be Paris Hilton kitteh!
If uz kitteh is ginger tabby, and u wish u had snow white kitteh, DO NOT DO THIS!
Jus get xtra kitteh.
It alweighs b bettur 2 add a kitteh!!
like add-a-bead? I just dated myself…
wuz ceeling cat watchin?
k, sry, cuddn’t resist.
Dat wuz a VERWY gud wun, Sillyannz.
k’mon and rok me amadayus
Salieri kitteh (in bakgrund) sez, “I’z in your chamber, envyin’ ur musics.”
Teh Falco FTW!
Did I heers sumtheng abowt Die Fleidermowsie?
“Owt, owt dammed spot”
people speak: I swear I saw this kiki on Stuff on my Cat.
Excellent caption though.
and…
LOLcat says: I is in yer salons, platnumbing my blondz.
Yep, dis wuz a SOMC kitteh.
I wuz finkin uv goin awl teh way plantinuminuminum dis summer, butt after seein dis… mebbe nawt.
yes, but did the people know ‘kiki’ is slang for drag-on-drag?
if I did know and still used it would it bother you?
*laughs*
but do the people know what kiki is slang for?
( and am I the only one having trouble posting? )
kitteh looks lyk dumbledore. or lord of the rings wizzid kitteh, sawwwron
I wuz thinkin Lucius Malfoy cat mysef.
I can has your precious?
“The peasants are revolting!”
“You said it! They stink on ice!”
(It’s good to be the King!)
Bourgeoisie Kittee Marie
says lets dem eatz cakz
kitteh sayz, let dem not eat cheezburger
Dey can has all teh caek dey wawntz
I gitz teh cheezburger
u mean caek?
Chhezburger caek!!!
DO WANT!!! WIN!!!
u mean tiramispu?
Caek or deth! Caek or death!
I haves the caek then. Kthx.
wee unly haz 3 bitz…not echspectin sich a rusch!
eddie izzard ref for teh MAJOR win!!!!1!1
Giv meh liburtee or giv meh caek!
Umm, ok I taek caek, Briddish winz.
Let dem eat bunz! We gets teh beef and cheez. Dat fair taxamation.
Whitey b keepin us down!
Do I hear Beethoven playing?
Beethoven Kitteh sai “speek up, i kannut hear a wrd ur kommentin!”
In ur simphonee, rewrytin ur Halleyluyah Korus.
Is I a toadal nerd fer wantin’ to yell “But Handel wrote the Halleyluyah Korus!”
An eben wurser fer thinkin’ “but Beethoben wasn’t even borned when Handel died”
Too much uvva geek, dats me.
LVB rote the musik for the “Owed to Joy” in his 9th simfunee jus to show how much he hated sopranoze.
I iz a Fowding Fadder. Luk, rly! I has teh wig! I’m liek, um… Jorge Washingbord! Or Benjaminz Franlkee! I rote teh Deklaerashuns uv Indeependintz! If it wasn’t 4 me, yu’d awl bee speekin Britalish!!!
Britalish FTW!!!!!!
I haf cheezburger related ‘mendmunt furr teh Konstachewshun.
Pursuit of cheezburger is basik kitteh rite.
Wut u meen, der’z nawt rly a silleh wig contist? Lissn d00d, u sed I cans win cheezburger! U’d best be deliburin! *slap*
Peasants you can haz cake, I haz cheezburger.
Rock me Amadeus
Rawr! Pritty kitteh can taxes my pezant anytime she want!
But dis is mai rill hayre!
burocat, i can haz moneys back? >:[
Barristur Kitteh
Sez himz klyunt innosent
uv brayking Beeg Vayse
Kylunt chaysd Bawll ub
Yarn. Nawked itz unnur Taybil
wayr t3h Beeg Vayse sat
Barrister’z klyunt
followd himz toy. Maydz Taybil
2 rawkz bakk an forff
Klyunt Kiiteh fyndz
t3h Bawll ub Yarn as t3h
Beeg Vayse fallz an braykz
Barristur Kitteh
verree pleezed wiff t3h jooree
ub stuffed aminalz
Jack.
Stupped nanimels deeliberaytz fur teh lawng tym. Sinz dey no speek odders langwijz dey b hung jooree. Grey kitteh goes free & payz Barristur Kitteh 10 cheezburegerz!
That doesn’t make sense. The aristocracy set the taxes, the bourgeoisie (and the proletariat) are the ones that pay them.
Oh wait, I mean: Ur in mai lolcats, fuxing my langwich.
Dis kitteh concurs. boor-gee-oy-see kittehs r the markit forcez, not da guv’mint.
Hairy stalk rissee?
Dewd, I glad sumboddy menshun dis… I be lyk, peasants be taxing demselvs? Dis not maek sens…
Merci, Proletaricat! Antoinette kitty is shocked at the accusation that she is not a pure aristo-cat.
I love lolcats, but iz hate da frenchiez
Ai lub teh French! If it weren’t 4 dem, we wundn’t hav wun teh Revolooooshunairee War. And dey gib us cheez… wunderful cheez… cheeeeeeeeeezzzzz… (Homer drool)
BURN DOWN TEH BASTEEL!
RELEESE TEH PEZENTS!
OFF WIF TEYRE HEDS!
I be Robezpeyaire, lulz.
it purrts da loshun awn itz skin…..
Cheezburger Eating Kittehs of de woreld, UNITE!
that kitteh is goin to give me nitemarez for dayz lol
Yeah, taxing peasants is almost the definition of what bourgeoisie *don’t* do. That’s what the ruling class the bourgeoisie *replaced* did. Nice pic, though.
Innt dah bourgerwoisee anuddah name foah de middle klass. Dey not be making taxis on dah phaesants.
so much winz! got me lolz grande!
Milawds ov de Howse ov Lawds
De new bill kan waet
I sey we ajurns for cheezburgers!
Lawd Tiddles, 19th Earl of Kittehshire hav spoken!
I b teh Awsteeyan nobulman
Kumishunin teh Simfoanee in C.
(I kan haz Caek? Or u kan has Caek, so u noez wut I iz tawkin abowt?)
Yay Caek!
Wid teh munniez dat u sqweezed frum teh pezzints
2 ur nefyoo u kin gib it as a prezzint…
The bourgoisie didn’t tax the peasants, the king of France did through his officials.
Dis kitteh is joyned “luvlox” an is growin owt her hayrs to donait tu hareliss Spinx catz. Is gud cause.
Oo! Kitteh sooo kewt, ah don’t mindz teh oppreshun!
r dis teh saem ktteh whut had noodls and fownd them to be not so gret aktuly?
AristoCat
is taxin dem sans-culottes
All kittehs is sans-culottes. Yu ever see wun wearin pants? (Of dey own free will I meen.)
shuld I vote 4 da Whig or Federalist parteez?
Well, iz cleerly wearin a whig…
Bayliff! Wak hiz peepee.
Lawl.
Liek i dun needz no acid, man. An liek, I dun need no weedz. Cuz Im hookd on downrz, man!
Ladee Goedyva iz in yr howse. Layter she will ryde yr hoarse thru
the streets for justice and de Americun wai. Oh, wait, dat comes
layter. Naow she just rydes for justice and lower taxes.
U bettah nawt luk.
If teh peepul has no bred, let them eet cheezburger.
Boy-ar-dee kitteh iz taxin ur spugedee-oes
Ennybuddy who tinks that the lofrenz are all stoopy shood havta reed dese comments.
Yoo cant bee stoopy an be sayin sum of dis stuff.
Whut phun!
Teh LAST ting anybudy shud dink is that lolfrenz are stoopy. The FIRST ting I notissed wen I started lurkin in ICHC was how brilyunt and creative lolfrens are, followd closely by how humerus and tolerunt they are. Teh mor yu noe here, teh more fun yu kin hav. But teh best thing is evbody playin nise togither.
Amen and halleelooyah to dat, Duffy!
one of the top 5 i’ve ever seen!
DAM U TAKS COLKTR!
[...] Off wif the heds of teh boorgeoisy! [...]
weeve??? noe!!
Ehm, I know what they’re trying to say, but it’s not accurate, because the Bourgoisie were the middle class of the French Revolution who were just as mad about taxes as anyone. The Bourgoisie also didn’t have the power to impose taxes on anyone, considering the setup of political dispute didn’t allow them to actually change anything.
Sorry.
But now we need to have a revolution, plus singing! Do you hear the people sing…
This kitty is……HIDEOUS
AristoCAT is taxing your peasents