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I R misceginatin’
lulz
If Rusty is on the left, his next move will be to the Vet’s office!
Oops! Make that “Right” side!
lol
i am thinking that kitteh is fixin to bolt. look at them ears. mr. rusty better have bandaids.
Wiskers also lokked in attack pozishun. Not a gud sine for Rusty.
Wif luck heel handel rejecshun well
rusty sez “tag, ur it” but kitteh not takin bein IT too well…
neither would i
FLUFFY WITE CLOUDDOG GOIN DOWN!!!
lolz
N dey called it puppeh lurv
Oh i gess dey’ll nevah knoe
How a yung kitteh rly feels
And Y iz lurv her so
I LOVE that song!
Ohh Mon Cheri…r lurve is fawrbiddin. MON DIEU!
‘S ok behbeh..If lurvin u is teh rong
I dunna wanna be rite.
*smooch*
u wanna be left? o wuz dat Johnson442 who wanna be left? wunce agin, I is confoosed.
u iz teh sillee!!!
who’s on left?
No, silly-who’s on first!
I don’k know
THIRD BASE!
No, Silly iz in left feeld!
“Just like Romeo and Juliet”
Bow chika meow meow!!
ROFL!!!!!1!!!
Cheezburgers UNWRAPPED – yow!
Baby Stewie pr0n soundtrak FTW!!!
melissa, wuz dat a ref to deodorant advertisement?
coz we haz one in germany that sorta goes like dat. *^^*
i lold to dah floors at this seriuhsly
Ur just kissn up to get into my plants.
Yeah well, kwit bein a teese! ;op
Kitteh sez, “Um, sorry dude, but I don’t do canine… NOT THAT THERE’S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT…”
omgz, i read cocaine instead of canine. LOL
He dontz likez, he dontz likes…,
KA9!
j j cale refruns wtf!
ZOMG!
*imbarrusd*
WTF – FTW…
*blushing*
JJCale? Was Eric Clapton.
youze had me doin de daotinnz dere for a minute, but wikipedia gives me de rait!
*lol*
mr wonderful guitar god clapton akshuli did a cover of dat song, but j j cale wrote it!
Ah rite. Nevah heered dah JJCale vershun.
it’s brilyant – as is de clapton vershun!
Awk jjcale iz brillyant. Clyde plais elektrik bass, he plais it wif
finesse an grayce….
Ooops! Damn. awl NAWT awk. pais no attenshun to old ladee behind
deh keebord!
luuk nincomPOOCH, how manee taimz i gotta tel u, ur not mai typ!
U noes I reespekt u, rite? Srsly, u r, liek, teh moast amazin kitteh I has eber met. I… doan laff, k? I feels liek… I lerns fings frum u.
O, Rusty, I reespekts u, too. But if u doan moovs dat paw, u gonna lern a holl noo meenin uv teh wurd “nooter”.
U stoopy lil ho! Git offa mah bed!
Just lyk awl malez – dey nothin but DOGZ!!!!
Lol sillyannz…you seem to know the cheesy pick up lines a little too well. My guess is that you have heard some of them before. lol
I haf sumfin to tell u.
I kannut pretends to be whut ah am nut ani longur.
I am nut a kitteh.
U stil lieks me?
Dunnut be lik dis.
U wil gets used to teh idea.
get a room!!!
fifi asks “it is it because i’m frizzy?”
duke l’orange replies, “fifi, darling, you’re just not my type.”
“I don’t date guys who spend more time on their hair than I do… now go back to wherever in staten island you got that ridiculous hairstyle, kthxbai”
When Fluffy told her parents about Rusty, all they could say was he was a real dog.
far side FTW
i thought no one else got the farside reference…
I did I did! Gary Larson ftw, fo sho.
It iz teh fur-biddin luv!
Uz went to da *groomer* an payed 500 cheezbergers for dat hairdo? U B stupd! I only lke da smart typ!
U ken get bak in ur petcareeyur ryte noa Mr. girly-dog.
Ooh, Rusty, you sly dog!
ROOOSTY (Uropeaan Vakashon)
hahaha! I thot of that too! I cuddnt put it into dis lolpic context.
hahahaaaa! Roooosty…snickersnicker. Poor Rusty. He ALMOST got some on Germany…2nd base at least.
He miteah got zumm, ifz Chevvy and Beverley not being ztupidz?
Shouldn’t it be: “Ruh roh?”
An Rusty iffen u doan’t git yr paws offen me RIGHT NOW dis kitteh from Venus iz going 2 send u right by dat MARS you came frum!!!
Oops~ SB:
An Rusty iffen u doan’t git yr paws offen me RIGHT NOW dis kitteh from Venus iz going 2 send u right bak 2 dat MARS you came frum!!!
I dunno, sorta liek teh “right by” visual of Rusty speeding past Marz into teh vast inner.. intre..between teh starz blackniss
thks! U hav a point! I gues Rusty can ither fly bi or land depnding on how hard deh kitteh whacks him…..
Hear hear.
kitteh is astrofizziks kitteh — smaks rusty jus hard enuf to put him in a wonderful elliptical orbit fer quite a while, circling the moon in all its glory….
I can holds ur hand?
Off thread:
I truly am a silly person, and apparently have way too much free time. So I’m in the process of writing a short lolstory. I’m publishing it in installments on my blog (click on my name). Catpurr 1 is online nao! Forgive the shameless self-promotion – but if you, too, have way too much free time, hope you read and enjoy.
cheers
sa
Win!!!! U definitly got it goin, ther. I wantz Catpurr 2 ASAP! Is Cereal Short Purry!
Rusty sez “cum wiz me to Sillyannz wry ting bluug, an we will hreed beeyootifuol stooreez toogezzer”
Kitteh sez “1. Ur French 2. the hair 3. Get Ur frikkin pawz off me. Az foar da fakt dat u iz diffrent speesheez, wud nawt be a prawblum. . . but see 1-3. kthxbai”
Rusty sez “ai doo nawt approof ov yoor mezzods”
I leftdid u a commintz. I ♥ ur storee. Vary cute!
) I hope u gitz mah commintz. Mah pooter summtimes has teh stoopy.
awww fanx so muches fur reedin u guiz! i iz so glad u liekded it! catpurr 2 comin soon…
oh, diz is gr8!
me wantz MOAR! 
u eez good lolwrit0r.
Iz guid story, but mi zilly compurtah tinks youze commentz page iz webmailz?
??? dats weeurd. no idee y.
damned dagwz iz all alike
“first you borrow my crimping iron, next you’ll be into my nail polish… OUT !!!”
Dis dog…
DO NOT WANT
Puppeh sez “ai wish u wud stop maykin dat joek abowt ‘wotchu cawl a noodle mayded owt ov poo?’. Iz hurt mai feewingz”
Kitteh sez “o yea? Well yo mama woz a big bewbded beeyatch. How u lyke dat?!”
For the hundreth time Ginger wondered why she kept letting her best friend Kitty set her up on blind dates. They always turned out to be such dogs. Maybe Kitty was subtly telling her she didn’t want to be friends anymore… Surely Kitty didn’t know about that time Ginger kissed Kitty’s boyfriend Tom… Kitty had never seemed to know about… Ginger had never said anything… And she was sure Tom never talked. But…. and anyhow she was really out of it when she kissed Tom after snorting all that catnip…
Ginger cringed at Rusty’s touch and told herself for the thousandth time she really had to straighten up her life….
ROFL!! win!!!
Giv a dawg a free pah and he’ll run it ahll ovr U…
This is every parents nightmare-car trip from hell.
“Moooooom! Rusty’s touching me again!”
“Rusty, don’t touch your sister! I don’t want anyone in this car to touch anyone else ever again!”
“…if there’s ennybawdy watching!”
OMG! My kidz used tu du the waving of teh finger one inch frum teh udders face an say “I’m not tuchin yu….I’ not tuchin yu!!!” ah yes, doze were gud timez!
hahahaha my dadd sed “NOBUDDY TUCHEZ ENNYBUDDY!”
…so den I go tu sistr (or she go tu me) “I’m nobuddy, ur ennybuddy!” *tuch tuch tuch tuch tuch* en we haz fun wachin daddz hed asplode
Liddil Poodil iz
2 Glenn Klose 4 Jinjurr Tom.
Juss wantz 2 B frendz
Jinjurr Tom pondurz
an eezy way owt. Nawt a
fan ub boyld bunnee
Mebbee muve Upstayrz?
Poodil woodz juss fyndz himz an
start ober aginn
Jack.
i thought this was a venture brothers refernce at first but now i think it is a farside reference
Haha! It is a Farside reference!
look, i’z no good furr u.
i’z orinj, see – POYZIN!
Isn’t this the caption to a Gary Larson cartoon?
“Rusty makes his move” was indeed a Far Side cartoon.
Rusty sprays a can of “dog breath” into his mouth before hitting on teh poodle sitting at teh bar next to him.
Far Side is teh awwsum.
CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER!!1
Awesome reference >:U
D: “Dont luk so grim…tel me abowt it; mebbe we can wurk it owt tugether, k?”
C: “Ize pregnunt.”
D: “YIPE!! YIPE YIPE Yipe yipe yipe….” (disappearing into distance.)
This one’s kinda lame.
Rusty, u has dog breath and no harblz. Nao get ur paw off me, u floofy-haired annoyance…
I’ve often wondered what happens just after the shutter clicks on a lot of these pictures. I don’t think I really need to with this one. Tabby is telegraphing what happened pretty darn clear…..
FRESSSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Gt ur paw offa my nee rite naow, u forrin dustmopp!!!!!!!
=SLASH=
Le yipp, le yipp, le yipp! Dokteur! DOKTEUR!!!!!!!!!!! I needz ze plastique suerzherie, toot sweet!!!!!!!!!
Itz frum da far side comixtrip
Yeah it is from the Farside. P.S. u dontz has 2 talks likes dis ya?
iz not swing dat wayz.
which one is rusty??
LOLZ. all you pplz:
Dis line be from Gary Larson comic!!!!
hehee that is ugly doggy rat thing…..kitty way too good for rat dog
ur not doing it rite.
Cleerly CAT iz Rusty. Rusty sa “sry sport– I mean PeeAr, but Rusty duzn’t swing dat way”
ya,dey all want me
Gary Larson is totally awesome!
Hunh, I’ve been on this date before!
OMG! RUSTY=FIRESTAR!
Isn’t the cat named Rusty. All I see is the dog making a “move”