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rusty makes his move


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  1. swampy says:

    I R misceginatin’
    lulz

  2. Johnson442 says:

    If Rusty is on the left, his next move will be to the Vet’s office!

  3. IrishUp says:

    N dey called it puppeh lurv
    Oh i gess dey’ll nevah knoe
    How a yung kitteh rly feels
    And Y iz lurv her so

  4. Melissa says:

    Ohh Mon Cheri…r lurve is fawrbiddin. MON DIEU!
    ‘S ok behbeh..If lurvin u is teh rong
    I dunna wanna be rite.
    *smooch*

  5. Melissa says:

    Bow chika meow meow!!

  6. Ur just kissn up to get into my plants.

  7. BonzoGal says:

    Kitteh sez, “Um, sorry dude, but I don’t do canine… NOT THAT THERE’S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT…”

  8. msnoah says:

    luuk nincomPOOCH, how manee taimz i gotta tel u, ur not mai typ!

  9. sillyannz says:

    U noes I reespekt u, rite? Srsly, u r, liek, teh moast amazin kitteh I has eber met. I… doan laff, k? I feels liek… I lerns fings frum u.

    O, Rusty, I reespekts u, too. But if u doan moovs dat paw, u gonna lern a holl noo meenin uv teh wurd “nooter”.

    U stoopy lil ho! Git offa mah bed!

  10. I haf sumfin to tell u.

    I kannut pretends to be whut ah am nut ani longur.

    I am nut a kitteh.

    U stil lieks me?

    Dunnut be lik dis.

    U wil gets used to teh idea.

  11. bella says:

    get a room!!!

  12. tribble says:

    fifi asks “it is it because i’m frizzy?”
    duke l’orange replies, “fifi, darling, you’re just not my type.”

    • stend says:

      “I don’t date guys who spend more time on their hair than I do… now go back to wherever in staten island you got that ridiculous hairstyle, kthxbai”

  13. D.R. says:

    When Fluffy told her parents about Rusty, all they could say was he was a real dog.

  14. cs says:

    far side FTW

  15. iamhoff says:

    It iz teh fur-biddin luv!

  16. Lucy says:

    Uz went to da *groomer* an payed 500 cheezbergers for dat hairdo? U B stupd! I only lke da smart typ!

  17. Sabretoof says:

    U ken get bak in ur petcareeyur ryte noa Mr. girly-dog.

  18. Cottleston Pie says:

    Ooh, Rusty, you sly dog!

  19. wuvdeshibas says:

    ROOOSTY (Uropeaan Vakashon)

    • Melissa says:

      hahaha! I thot of that too! I cuddnt put it into dis lolpic context.

      hahahaaaa! Roooosty…snickersnicker. Poor Rusty. He ALMOST got some on Germany…2nd base at least.

  20. cboone21 says:

    Shouldn’t it be: “Ruh roh?”

  21. Hyla's Brook says:

    An Rusty iffen u doan’t git yr paws offen me RIGHT NOW dis kitteh from Venus iz going 2 send u right by dat MARS you came frum!!!

  22. sara says:

    I can holds ur hand?

  23. sillyannz says:

    Off thread:

    I truly am a silly person, and apparently have way too much free time. So I’m in the process of writing a short lolstory. I’m publishing it in installments on my blog (click on my name). Catpurr 1 is online nao! Forgive the shameless self-promotion – but if you, too, have way too much free time, hope you read and enjoy. ;)

    cheers
    sa

  24. homescribe says:

    damned dagwz iz all alike

  25. Emma says:

    Dis dog…
    DO NOT WANT

  26. typingisnotactivism says:

    Puppeh sez “ai wish u wud stop maykin dat joek abowt ‘wotchu cawl a noodle mayded owt ov poo?’. Iz hurt mai feewingz”
    Kitteh sez “o yea? Well yo mama woz a big bewbded beeyatch. How u lyke dat?!”

  27. Hyla's Brook says:

    For the hundreth time Ginger wondered why she kept letting her best friend Kitty set her up on blind dates. They always turned out to be such dogs. Maybe Kitty was subtly telling her she didn’t want to be friends anymore… Surely Kitty didn’t know about that time Ginger kissed Kitty’s boyfriend Tom… Kitty had never seemed to know about… Ginger had never said anything… And she was sure Tom never talked. But…. and anyhow she was really out of it when she kissed Tom after snorting all that catnip…

    Ginger cringed at Rusty’s touch and told herself for the thousandth time she really had to straighten up her life….

  28. Dexaan says:

    Giv a dawg a free pah and he’ll run it ahll ovr U…

  29. Cottleston Pie says:

    This is every parents nightmare-car trip from hell.

    “Moooooom! Rusty’s touching me again!”

    “Rusty, don’t touch your sister! I don’t want anyone in this car to touch anyone else ever again!”

    • typingisnotactivism says:

      “…if there’s ennybawdy watching!”

    • CrazyOldLady says:

      OMG! My kidz used tu du the waving of teh finger one inch frum teh udders face an say “I’m not tuchin yu….I’ not tuchin yu!!!” ah yes, doze were gud timez!

      • teenie says:

        hahahaha my dadd sed “NOBUDDY TUCHEZ ENNYBUDDY!”

        …so den I go tu sistr (or she go tu me) “I’m nobuddy, ur ennybuddy!” *tuch tuch tuch tuch tuch* en we haz fun wachin daddz hed asplode

  30. Jack Deth says:

    Liddil Poodil iz
    2 Glenn Klose 4 Jinjurr Tom.
    Juss wantz 2 B frendz

    Jinjurr Tom pondurz
    an eezy way owt. Nawt a
    fan ub boyld bunnee

    Mebbee muve Upstayrz?
    Poodil woodz juss fyndz himz an
    start ober aginn :-)

    Jack.

  31. willie says:

    i thought this was a venture brothers refernce at first but now i think it is a farside reference :o

  32. mumrik says:

    look, i’z no good furr u.
    i’z orinj, see – POYZIN!

  33. embertine says:

    Isn’t this the caption to a Gary Larson cartoon?

    • nadia says:

      “Rusty makes his move” was indeed a Far Side cartoon.

      Rusty sprays a can of “dog breath” into his mouth before hitting on teh poodle sitting at teh bar next to him.

      Far Side is teh awwsum.
      :o )

  34. Retro says:

    CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER!!1

  35. TomSka says:

    Awesome reference >:U

  36. Duffy says:

    D: “Dont luk so grim…tel me abowt it; mebbe we can wurk it owt tugether, k?”

    C: “Ize pregnunt.”

    D: “YIPE!! YIPE YIPE Yipe yipe yipe….” (disappearing into distance.)

  37. myfrisbee says:

    This one’s kinda lame.

  38. Turkeyburger (no relation) says:

    Rusty, u has dog breath and no harblz. Nao get ur paw off me, u floofy-haired annoyance…

  39. lowly grunt says:

    I’ve often wondered what happens just after the shutter clicks on a lot of these pictures. I don’t think I really need to with this one. Tabby is telegraphing what happened pretty darn clear…..

  40. anomalous4 says:

    FRESSSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Gt ur paw offa my nee rite naow, u forrin dustmopp!!!!!!!

    =SLASH=

    Le yipp, le yipp, le yipp! Dokteur! DOKTEUR!!!!!!!!!!! I needz ze plastique suerzherie, toot sweet!!!!!!!!!

  41. splargen says:

    Itz frum da far side comixtrip

  42. Joe Balogna says:

    Yeah it is from the Farside. P.S. u dontz has 2 talks likes dis ya?

  43. annarrrrz says:

    iz not swing dat wayz.

  44. Kayla says:

    which one is rusty??

  45. Yeej says:

    LOLZ. all you pplz:

    Dis line be from Gary Larson comic!!!!

  46. Rachel says:

    hehee that is ugly doggy rat thing…..kitty way too good for rat dog

  47. BobtehWundrCat says:

    ur not doing it rite.

    Cleerly CAT iz Rusty. Rusty sa “sry sport– I mean PeeAr, but Rusty duzn’t swing dat way”

  48. neaner says:

    ya,dey all want me

  49. garanik says:

    Gary Larson is totally awesome!

  50. Hermione says:

    Hunh, I’ve been on this date before!

  51. I-Can-Has-Crystal says:

    OMG! RUSTY=FIRESTAR!

  52. jeanette says:

    Isn’t the cat named Rusty. All I see is the dog making a “move”


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