I cot mah boy-kitteh Mambo on teh cownter wunce, likken a stik uv buttah. Gud ting I saw him, ‘cos it didn’t luk liek there were tung marks on teh stik- we wud have eeted it.
Allz I did was skrape off teh part where he likked… doan’t tell mai husbin, he’d freek owt….
Got up wan mornin and findz teh evry chawklit coverd almond in teh candy dish had little teeth markz – thx 2 mah blu point siamees, Solomon (1989-2002).
Mai sister had a Golden Retriever dat snarfed an entire stick of butter wunce. We wuz clearing teh table after dinner, and puppeh wuz nosin around lookin’ for majick falling treets, when I look over and see her with her noze heading for teh butter. Befoar anybuddy can says anything dere is a little “snarf” sound and teh stick is gone. Whole stick, not even touched. Pleh.
Mah w boyz dont care for creem, but may gurl kitteh noes teh word and comes runnin wen she heers it – it mite be sower creem, wich she likes; or creem cheez, wich she rilly likes; or creem filling, wich she rilly rilly likes; or ise creem, wich she luuuvs. Dis plaet wud be her idee of a gud time – speshully if yu add a dollup of Frensch vanillur isecreem in teh middul.
If Ah pulls just a little moar on dis placemat thingy, den dis whole playt will dump into mah mowf just liek a conveyor belt of fluffy pastry goodness…
I can has first?
Pleeeez? I beg?
Dey too small fur cheezburgers – but nom nom nom, I wants dem
kitty !!! don’t lazer those cream puffs, you’ll make them go
( SPLOOORTTT !!! )
sigh. no kitty, this time YOU’RE getting the cream filling off the ceiling…
CeilingCat will clean ur ceilings…
“Ai’ll eet teh filling an u can has teh spitty puffs.”
you cant eat them if they all gone…non non non… all gone!!!
Dis creempuf look good i eat first nom nom nom
Kreempuff mowsies not try to exscapes, but i iz nom dem anywayz
Dis is a cattapult setting up fer shur!!!
Nex pikshur is of cremiepuffs on cowch, plate on floor, an kitteh onlee a blur egzitting staije rite.
plz sur, mai i haz cheezie kreempuffs?
Ah means ppl has green lazor, blue lazor… Buht mei eyelazor ar cheez-coloered, so…
Blue lazor??/? Tehy will nebber krush teh cheat commandoz! Deze hardlee kwalifi az pantz!
Sorree iz haveen obskewer ref dai…
http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Blue_Laser_Commander
eeeting creempuff iz pro-positive life choice?
“Dear God — I haz only one request today– lemme have dose before de hoominz catchz me”
Love, NomNom
duz dese fings has a flavur?
When you’re rolling out the dough,
just make sure you roll it slow.
If you roll to thick,
Bibby Bobkas make you sick.
When you put the filling in
just make sure you wear a grin,
when you smile at what you bake,
Bibby Bobkas turns out swell…
Wow. Prfkt Strnagrs. Nise.
i lold
Thanks! I was worried everyone would be too young to recognize it!
Nopez. Lurved da sho! Balkie ftw.
I rmembr it too.
All your cream puffs are belong to me! (somebody had to say it
OH NOES! THINK OF THE LOLPUFFS!
“I maeks u a deel, u let me eets teh kreempufz, i lets u keep ur soul”
I can has nakpin an fork, plees?
Can haz Sam’s CLUB creempuffs ?
Come in BIIIIIIIIIG BOXX !!!!
Be num num numing for loooooooonnnnnngg timmmmmeee…..Nex, Iz be moven onto da mini eclhairs….ohhh, the calories…..
Kitteh smeelz kreemee
treetz. Playt iz peekeeng juss ryte
2 B flippt ober
Wun paw awn t3h playt
A liddil pull daown an t3h
playt tips up hyur
Pullz daown moar an t3h
treetz slydz awff t3h playt. N2
mah wyde oapen mouff!
Fizzikz haz much phunn!
Dis muss beez whut Hewminz callz
“Levvurijj”… thx, bai!
Jack.
grate pome..lols til iz cryn
Kitteh nose mechanks and gets to eet all dem creampffs. Next him say “I can has Rolaids?”
I gabe dese up almoss too yeers ago an I’s STYLL 12 pownds overwait.
Wer’s t3h jusstass?
skroo jusstiss. go has a creempuff.
Amen!
Amen and HALLELUJAH!
Amen, Hallelujah an pass teh choklit saus!
LOL! *passes teh choklit saus*
mmmm…big piel ov kreempufz on skyoowurz + choklit fowntin = nomnomnom…
omg, u totalee jus maded meh immytait Homur Simpson. *drool*
Oooo, choklit fownten…wif marmishul peepz…nomnomnomnomnomnom *ded frum nomminess*
Yesh. Mus hav teh choklit sawse.
teh jusstass no gowin nowhere till we hitz teh tredmillz, CBSB. also teh jusstthais and the jussthipps and the jussttummy.
On udder noat, hao goez jobsurch?
Iz hanging owt ov teh jusstpantz! pwnd!!!
Didz Juzztass not retirez aftah Smokey an teh Bandit Tree?
“K, hyoomin, u can has hoal playt uv puffs if u kin guess wich wun I likked.”
ROFL!!
Ooh, gud wun!
This teh kind ov thing I wunders abowt in mah howse sumtimes…
I cot mah boy-kitteh Mambo on teh cownter wunce, likken a stik uv buttah. Gud ting I saw him, ‘cos it didn’t luk liek there were tung marks on teh stik- we wud have eeted it.
Allz I did was skrape off teh part where he likked… doan’t tell mai husbin, he’d freek owt….
Got up wan mornin and findz teh evry chawklit coverd almond in teh candy dish had little teeth markz – thx 2 mah blu point siamees, Solomon (1989-2002).
Mai sister had a Golden Retriever dat snarfed an entire stick of butter wunce. We wuz clearing teh table after dinner, and puppeh wuz nosin around lookin’ for majick falling treets, when I look over and see her with her noze heading for teh butter. Befoar anybuddy can says anything dere is a little “snarf” sound and teh stick is gone. Whole stick, not even touched. Pleh.
First to litely toastes puffs wid lazers then to EATS
Mmmmmm … purrfect!
O Grate Cheez, fanku foar dis bowntee I iz abowt to nom nom… but next tiem, mebbe u cud frow a chzburgr awn der jus fur kix? Kthxbai.
James Bond kitteh is abowt to foyl teh ebil plawt. Dis is jus set-upz fur teh silleh lyn aftur teh bad guiz r ded. Fur essampul:
*crazy laser stuff – French bad guy is fried to a crisp*
“Ah, I thot himz wuz jus a creempuff, but himz maeks a grate French frai! Nao, we can has snorgle-tiem, Miss FloofyKitteh?”
but I don’t see any foil on the evil plate…..
Oh, the evil plot…. sometimes I get mixed up. kbai.
I can has anuvver cow-milk-based snak fud?
I swear i is no laxtoz intolerunt
Mah w boyz dont care for creem, but may gurl kitteh noes teh word and comes runnin wen she heers it – it mite be sower creem, wich she likes; or creem cheez, wich she rilly likes; or creem filling, wich she rilly rilly likes; or ise creem, wich she luuuvs. Dis plaet wud be her idee of a gud time – speshully if yu add a dollup of Frensch vanillur isecreem in teh middul.
Lazur kitteh prefurz creme brulay to cremee poofs. Iz ok, I carmeleyez dem masef!!!!
icanhaskreempuff?
Kitteh wyting fur Scotty to beme tastee treets into kitteh mouf!
i can has creampuff? plz? i has drool on mah chin. creampuff can has drool.
Slllooooowly I crept…
Step by step, inch by inch…
I’m in ur kitchenz, stalkin ur pastreez…
POUNCE!
*nom nom nom*
O
M
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Slowlee I krept rootine (az dun best by abbutt an kostelloh)… an I thot I wuz havvin obskewer ref day….
Tree Stewgess did dat tew, I finks … Nyeahgura Fahls?! Slllooooowly I ternd …
step bye step …
M I rong?
I rember teh Tree Stooges doin dat wun. Dunno bout Abbot & Costello–before my tiem.
Dis is a estreemlee old vodvill bit. has ben stol- um I mean barrowded manee manee teims.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slowly_I_Turned
Yes… Teh dad on Alias did it.
Cartman Kitteh sez:
CREEM PUFSS!!1!?//? DO!NOT!WANT!!1!!11!
Can I has cheesy poofs?
Dis looks shoop’d. I can tell from some of the lazor and from shoopin quite a few woops in my time.
Lazer kitteh iz maykin Sarah Mownyal offring to ceiling cat. Bai thare powrs kombined. . . . Super Ceiling Lazer Kitteh Frenz will PWN!!!
ahhhhhh…nom nom nom
Hypnoeziz kitteh sez : “Ur creempufz,… dey r sayfe.” “Derez nawt a kitteh wifin a hundrid mylez ov hear.”
DO WANT! This is relavent to mah interests.
If Ah pulls just a little moar on dis placemat thingy, den dis whole playt will dump into mah mowf just liek a conveyor belt of fluffy pastry goodness…
SHOOP DA WHOOP!
looks good
thx ceiling cat, for the food i iz bout to receive