Land Ahoy!
photo: RobClubley
capped and submitted by: RobClubley
« Previous Crashed invisible tandem bike | Lazers locking on Creempuff… Next »
» 115 Comments
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
news from 
Contact Us
-
Who be Talkin'
Hai birdeez, ah is just a vejetarrianz skwerl, rilly…
Arborist Kitteh is arborizin’
hes in teh crows nest…
Teh crow is rilly peesd off
he waitin for teh crow to come bak… mwahahahahhahaha
Frum up here, I can sees all the wai to the Cheezburger store.
They is open, i swearz…
I can has divine right?
cmpas kitteh always points to catnip………
The rare birch kitty tree flowers only twice during it’s twenty year life cycle. Pictured above in full bloom, once pollinated by cheeseburgers the kitty detaches from the branch to lay ’seeds’ in nearby fertile litter receptacles.
once pollinated by cheeseburgers the kitty detaches from the branch to lay ’seeds’ in nearby fertile litter receptacles …
Ai luffs u.
ooohhh much win!!!!
Cud dis be pussy willow?
ur nowlege of nature be full of EPIC-WIN. Where can i be getting this kitteh tree?
Just Out of Shot Kitteh sez, ” Get down frum therez. U cannut fly you silli kitteh. And – sheesh! – likkin’ a funny stamp is soooooooooooooooooo last week.”
Keef Richerdz kitteh iz climbin!
Kitteh sez: “I can see teh pub from heer!”
Pyrutt Kitteh inz
a spindlee Tree’s Kroe’z Nest
Ankshus 2 plundur
Kitteh’z perch swayz in
t3h breeze. Kitteh brayvlee rydz
kool, swurrleeng kurrentz
Hewmin within reech
Haz bag ub Wendee’z Burgrz
Prepayrz 2 Attakk!
Jack.
Deer Jack,
You happify me evry dai.
Domino xx
Mee2!!
et a 3 peet
quadry
quintz
ey m da vry modl ov da modrn majer jenaral
eyv enfourmateshun litr box, chzbgr, an da hrbl
Pyruhts of Pnzanse!!1!!!!!!!
Sitz in a tree and nevvur go to sea….
Now I am a Ruler in the Queenz Navy…..
woooooooo G&S FTW!
I ben in Pyratez, en Pinnafor, en Mikado, en Rudigor, en Sorserurr, en Prinsis Ida!
Kittehz dun lyke me praktisin korruses at howm. Sillee kittehz, is Art en Kulchur!
Ooh, me tu, except Prinsis Ida, but also Gondoliers, Iolanthe and Patience. I iz borned to play teh character contraltos.
Luvs them all!!!
U guiz is teh Oily Carts! I iz impressed (an also jellus)
Teh Oily Catts? Hao oily du yoo praktiss?
Oily Cartz onli produsded opiras; Gilbert an Silluvan writed them.
merly corrbativs deetaol to add verseemilletud to an utterwiz bald and unconvinzing nairativs. Lurvs Mikado.
corrobrtive fiddlstik!
mabee kitteh wanna play wif fiddlstik?
citty sayz:
land i cs it!
I IZ KING OF ALL I SURVEY!
…iz garbage cans. Damnit.
ah! garbage cans full ov skraps!
*nom nom nom*
soundz lk yertle da ..kitteh.
Figurehead kitteh … is prow’d.
Arrrrrrggghh… gud wun!
Much win! fwahahaha!!!!
Fankoo! I ar klevver …
WHYT WALE, I SEEZ IT!
Can haz dubloon for cheezburger now?
Kthnxbai.
captain ahab, we’ve sighted the great white cheezburger
Wud dat be teh White Castle cheezburgr?
teh white house chzburgr? sittin in da white house all day lawng – bein cheezy? ^^ waitin to be extinguished? ;D
OMYGosh!!1!1 luk at all da Bukkets (w/lidz 2) dat KibbyKat Pyrat Ship haz on Brod!!
Hoamland Sekuritee kitteh taeks his job seeryuslee.
LOL! Win!!
See da ball goin way, way out of da park. Wish I taut dis one up. Funny….and scary.
“iz in gud pozishun fur keepin an eye awn Ur Libertee an poopin awn Ur Freedom if necessree foar Freedom an Libertee. Freddom. Libritee. Poop. Feerdom. Liebrrtee. Poop. . . . . BARBRAAAA!! Mai medz iz playin up agin! Remembr lass time dat happend? Woz nawt so gud…”
wuddin dat be “Loorraa, mi medz is actin up”???
omg. ai gess hiz medz iz reellee actin up wen he cawlz his ma bai hur fursdt naym! . . . yesz. ai dummd. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42136
yo ho ho an a bukkit of cheezburgerz
Gooness! Lookit what dem kittehs are doin nex door!
An wif a helpliss bunneh.
Neighborhood watch kitteh is watchin.
Lighthouse kitteh goes “Meeeee-OWWWWWW”
And here we see, the elusive invisikitty. Once this animal has stopped moving, it becomes totally invisible to everything but cheezburgers.
Obveeuslee a catbird.
Or thinkz he iz.
(ennybuddy else wundrin how dat leedul branch is holding up dat beeg kitteh?)
Dat a well balansed kitteh
yes. is vry big kitteh.
camera shutter then tree branch same. kitteh on ground say: i ment 2 do dat! then hide behind garbij can n sez to self, “f***in meow!”
suppoze to say camera shutter SNAP. used doze litl sidewaze carot thingys n puter thot i wuz giving command.
Ah luvs teh hind toes curlin round teh bransch. Kitteh got prehensyle toez? Oh noes – kitteh is evolvin into monkittees!! Opposabul fums iz nex!!
LOL – I saw “monkittees” and instantlee imajjind a kitteh presiyslee linin up awl teh cheezburgrz in a strate lien befoar nomming dem. I can has OCD kitteh?
hay hay were teh monkittees….theme 2 new animal planet show?
hae hae weer teh munkittiezz!
Hay, I kan c faiyur truk kumin up mah streeyt. Wundur wut dat b awl abowt? Muzt b sum stoopid kat stuk up…in…a….tree.
Uh o.
Wayr is t3h Prittee
Wun wiff a kan ub Toona
Feesh wen U needz herz?
Dat woodz getz Kitteh
daown kwiklee. Cheezburgr woodz
beez eeben bettah!
Noyzee Fyre Trukkz 2
kloase. Kitteh jumpz awn kuvvurd
Buckittz 2 eckskaypz
Jack.
I r meerkat. Where’s my manor?
Amayzing hiwiyurr kitteh prepayrz to poop ‘pon passing pedestreeyenz!
catch it! (sed kwiklee)
Ha ha them stoopy neybur dogs will nevur noe I xscaped from them up a tree agin cuz the leafs alwaes hide me – wait – WTF? hu turned off teh summer!!1?!!?
Wintur gave spring and summer a miss, and went strayt into fall!
much win
Halp! I iz onlee ait feets abov da Erf.
I cud jus hop onta de lidz ov da garbij kans…
But dat wud remoob all de fun.
All I needs is a tall tree
an a kat 2 sail R bye…
James Mansfield/Star Trek/Dirty Jobs Triple Reference FTW!
it’s like the trifecta of lolcatness – too bad I have NO IDEA what you’re referring to ;o) sounds awesome tho !!!
James Masfield’s Poem “Sea Fever” I typoed his name earlier. “I must go down to the sea again/to the lonely sea and the sky/and all I need is a tall ship/and a star to steer her by…” It was Captain Kirk’s favorite poem, and I think the title of a book about Star Trek captains was “And a Star to Steer Her By.” Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs quoted the poem on his episode about working with a shrimp boat. It is a good poem, somewhat ruined for people who had to study it in school, but good nonetheless.
The refrense LOLbrarian strikes agin. I may need to chanj my avatar. Sugjeshons ennywhun?
kitteh dat can has beeg buk to napz awn? mah kitteh onlee napz awn buks wen I iz tryin to reeds dem.
wow – that was esoteric, even for me ;o) what about one of those japanese cats in costume, as a librarian?
there might be something somewhere in here
members.shaw.ca/pelorian/index2.html
Stend – you have triumphed again in your search for the truly weird, and somewhat disquieting…and you call Masefield esoteric? Actually, it might be an age thing, I know the poem was in a very popular sixth grade English textbook. Those japanese cat pictures were a fertile site for avatars, but alas, no librarian. I made my own with PSP8. It looks fine in WordPress, but stretched out on this site, it isn’t so obviously a black cat with a book. It’ll do for now. My mind keeps interupting me now to ask “But how did they get those cats to stand up, and somewhat more to the…. um….point how many band-aids did they need per photography session?
OW! too much wtf. iz truly site foar weerdmining. Toodles an Her Frenz (www.members.shaw.ca/pelorian/tahffc.jpg) look lyke a Chucky Childs Play tribyoot groop. . . how do u do it Stend? U haz srsly surch skillz.
Ceiling cat … on hims dai off.
“Don’t do it!! U hav so mutch to live for!”
“Yeh?! Give me wun gud reezon! Juss wun gud reezon not ta!”
“Um. . . . dinner?”
“K”
cheezburgrz 4 dinner tonite
Hippies living in da basement givin away location. Airing organic hot water bottle by hangin awn their organic TV antenna. . . Stoopid goddam hippies.
“Oh my god! There’s thousands of them!. . . . . . . . . . . . Get in the car!!!!!”
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601080&sid=aD3se8G9E9bk&refer=asia
Katrina kitteh is still dry.
Where iz partridge?
Whare three fren chens? tu turtulduvs?
Ah swayrz ah waz walken down da stree when dis grape big mowzee gotz in mah way. A sez to monstah mowzee, “mistah mowzee, u will be gudz dinner and snak and bret-fist 2. Monsta mowzee pikz me upz an putz me heer. I iz afeard. Gemme doun frm heer, plzkthxbai.
I hopes that kitteh iz chillin in yard and not strai.
Iz robz kitteh. I recognizez it.
“YARRR!!! I ar teh infamuss Cap’n Claw. I hads a parrit, but I eeted him. I hads a croo, but I maroonded dem. I iz teh terrur uv teh hai treez!!!”
“SNOOOOO-kums… where’s Momma’s sweetie baby?? Time for din-dins, little snorgle-butt!!”
“Jeez, MAAA… ur crampin mah styul! An kins u halp meh gets daon frum heer?”
BWAHAHAHAHA milk froo noze…not so grate, aktually
i beeleevz i can flai…!
This caption should read “Land ho!” unless teh kitteh is actually hailing someone on land to have a conversation.
stop sayin dirty fings about land. land nebr did nuffin to u.
jeez, dint u lern ANYfing from Don Imus???
But if is LOLcat, it shud say “Land Ha!”
Stationary kitteh is stationary.
So stationary that tree grew under him.
In ur tree, waytin foar u too finish waxin ur car.
actually.. they say land ho! ahoy is a word for hello lol
ARRRRRGG iz treekitteh pyerate-speek fr PURRRRRRRR
It’s “Land Ho!” You are calling out to your shipmates that you have sighted land. It’s “Ship ahoy!” You are calling that out to the other ship.
And it’s “Haay, Bay-beee!” when ur on shore leave…
Hokay, tiem foar anudder trivia qwestion (haven’t done wun in a while):
On “The Simpsons”, Monty Burns answers the phone with “Ahoy ahoy!”–Why?
This serves as a fine example of the depth and subtlety of the humor in that show.
“Ahoy-hoy” is teh old-timey way of answering teh phone, and Mr. Burns is outta step with teh timez becuz he has teh much old.
Didn’t Alexander Graham Bell push for “Ahoy-hoy!” as the proper greeting on the phone?
Bonzo Gal for teh Win! It wuz A.G. Bell who wanted peeps to use “Ahoy” when answering teh fone. Since Mr. Burns uses “ahoy” to answer teh fone, teh idea is dat Mr. Burns was wunce a contemporary to Mr. Bell–and is therefor very old.
BTW, it wuz Thomas Edison who furst useded “hello” as a greeting for answering teh fone.
Stoopid burd. U wuz supposed to stay still. Nao whut am I gonna…
whoa, frum up heer u can see teh marina…
In Soviet Russia, teh trees have U
FOARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!! OH HAHAHA! Ah luvz messin wit teh gawlferz.
Ize kan seez mai hooze fai heer!
Bilder cat is inspektin ur gutterin. He say “Wot cowboy did dis? Dis be vry xpensiv to repare”.
doan laff. iz bttr dan hot tn rf
Rear Admiral Thomas Jones (ret.) naow be living in toawnhaouse in A-nap-olis, sometymes he forgets not on the big ships anymoar……..
…. and really bad eggs ….
Alternately:
Wut u meen, Jack Sparrow nawt birdie?
Heyya, could one of you sweet-feathered-furry friends help a fella out?