boxcat is heer
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mah special delivery
let me show u it
cud awlso hav sed “chek owt mai packidj”
splort
beer out mah nose
an datz wen ur drinking prawblm started?
mah special delivery
let me show u it
hay
how did that happen
1. yu cut a hoel in da box.
2. yu stick yoor cat in da box.
3. yu mayk her foto da box.
oh… yu meen da dubble posting. . . meh. . . juss be glad yu iz nawt in da spayss shuttle huh?
Y U puttz kitteh in bawx?
U leevz kitteh and baux in room togethah an kitteh puttz itzelf in baux. Reely.
mebbe this eksplayn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA
Iz enehvitibble. Also teh way to findz eggact center of peace of fabrick. Lay on floar, 10 zecunds layter, cat will be in center. Teh MUST do it, cats Buddah naturz.
taht is soooooooo fulls of truf! mah kitteh layz on mah blanket ands i pix up dah edgez and swingz her like she be in rockin chaiur. mah kitteh lurves it
D**k in a Box ref for the win!
IKEA haz sented replayssment. Floorgenkittehsnorglebutt mk II haz eerz attachded foar yoor konveenyunss…but haz eeted spannr. Luk into the eye-genspurgenzens. See. He knoez he eeted th spannr.
U beet me 2 it! Gud call, u can has litterbochs dooty to git spannr bak. Or ar der any caretrollz aroun 2 do itz?
Hooz dat crip-crappin ova mai bridj. . . wiv da butt spannr an moar katz dan goatz. . .
Uh, Stend? I feenk dis wuld be anuvver gud reeson to NAWT be troll. K?
pink trolls don’t DO litterbox, K?
iz it coz thay iz blak?
“floorgenkittehsnorglebutt mk II” omg. ur imadgenashun, it sees infinity and rases it one cheezburger!!!!
ahem… “butt onlee teh ers was bckordred. u sent mee hole neew kitteh.”
“im sry sr, wee sho one set kitteh ers bocksed nd chipped wif an uhrival date ov 2day, so that mus be what u hav.”
“butt nao i has one kitteh wif ers an one wifout. wat i gonna du nao?”
“sr, feel fre to keeps teh kitteh wifout ers fur no xtra chargg, oar to send teh kitteh bak for onlee $4.95 s&h. or ditach teh ers frum teh second kitteh sos u has matched set.”
“*grumbles, grumbles, grumbles* {click}”
“tank u fur usin IKEA cusstomer service an hav a happy caturday sr.”
dat b aikeeuh furr u, yes.
LOLZ
To : Aykeeyuh Cusstomer Services
I am returnin this Floorgenkittehsnorglebutt mk II as it is defektiv. It is perminintly stuck in poop mode, was advertised as having snorgle mode and kewt purry mode, but ah have not been abul to get dose feetures to werk. Was funneh at first, we all lold at Granma’s expers…esprush….de look on Granma’s face when she put on slippers aftah kitteh had been dere, but now is not so gret, akshully, and teh “sossidge” on teh kitchin table was teh finul straw.
I looked in teh box for instrucshuns, but all I find is a drawin of a bookshelf wtih some Sweedish writins and dis piece of metal bent thru 90 degrees. I tried insertin dis “key” into slot at back of kitteh, as looked rite sorta shape, and this did get kitteh out of poop mode. Unforchunately it engaged bitey scratchey mode insted an now I have 15 stitches, so is not reely good long turm solooshun.
Please to be refundin my moneys.
LOL Thnx
plz final sale. no xchanjes no returns. i r rite siz & culr.
Wayt foar it…wayt foar it…Momma gonna walkz by soonz…..an when she does
FEETS R MINEZ!!!
MUWAH HA HA!
Mah box. Not ur box. MAH box. No doggs allowed.
I iz potected by all dat iz cahdboard.
BoxCat is Boxed.
chuck norris kitty doesn’t sleep, he waits
an duz kok push-ups.
LOL, I thot dat wuz Jak Blak…
ai knoe. iz commn mistaek. bwa.
Solid Kitty sneek into ur base n kill ur doods.
An hee wate fur Ocelot!
I can has stealth camo?
Hee seez teh Likwid kitteh! Oh noes! O_o
Kitteh iz goin 2 stawp alz teh traenz? Wat duz teh kitteh rale yoonyun tink?
New from Ronco – Box of Kitteh! Dats right, now you can has your own box of kitteh! It slices! It dices! It wants cheezburgers and poops in strange places!! Its Box of Kitteh, from da maker of Da Walrus Bukket, and da Hamster Melon Carrier.
Hooray fur CaptSpaulding, teh African explorer!
Did sumwun call him “schnorrer”? Hooray, hooray, hooray!
Iz dis a catMEOW appeerenss?
plz do not snd me 2 abudabi.
Garfield reference FTW!
I don’t see nuffing. You cannot see him, he so stealf.
Skritch ur fingrrs onna bocks. Den you finds him. Or he finds u.
Mai kitteh lieks to play dis game wif lawndree basket.
leef me lone
plzKthx
you make kitty scared
Boxcat weel end yu an awl yu lurv.
Boxcat nue speshial moddell
springloaded and retraktabul
wit speshial popgoesdaweesel toonz
fraidy cat…is fraidy.
UPS kitteh has a trakin numburr.
Go to web syte.
Enturr numburr.
Lokate kitteh.
Boxcat has barcode on forhead
Oh noes! Iz teh nummer of teh Anti-Kitteh! DO NOT WANT! O_o
ROFLMFAO! XD
i in yr shipment
inflatin yr shipping charges
Hewminz ordurr stuff
awll t3h tyme. Wunce stuff cumz owt
Kitteh haz t3h bawks
Duzzn’t mattur whut
size bawks iz. Kitteh can fynd wayz
2 maykz herself fit
Fillz t3h bottum lyke
thikk, kreemy battur. Savorz
kwyet sollitood
Pokez hedd up frum tyme
2 tyme. Juss 2 maykz shure dat
Kitteh iz nawt missed
Jack.
Kitteh returnz from anoddah x-countri trip.
waitn fr schrödinger rdy to pounce.
SCHROEDINGER’S CAT: TEH REVENJ!!!
NAO HOO’S DED?
mebbe half ded now, bt aftr I pounces he ALL ded.
Merey Kisamaz!
Oh, oopz– it Awgest. I no s’poseta come ote til Dsembar.
Ferget it, so it bee a srpreyz!
Ah, guud. Tis one came wif ears.
Im a cat
In a box
Waiting for
A fox in sox.
Dey getz new kitteh? Dey getz poopy? I mailin myself to new hom! Dey be sooorrryyy!
Kitteh doez teh Solid Snaaaaaaaake impresshion
i save u, ahhhh, mabey later
box kitteh looks exactly lyk my kitteh. i r suspishus wat he duz wen i r a werk nw. he haz secret internets lolcat career.
YUSS.
Mai pikshurr make frontpage! Thankyew peeps!
Wut you meen, I needz to tink outside teh box?
Im n yer box,blokin yer storige lolol